Fake Mechanic

() Xiang Yu was indeed asleep, and it was still very fragrant.

He even had a dream, and the scene in the dream seemed familiar.

He stood in the dark universe, and countless light spots were floating in the space around him, as if he was the center of the universe. Looking around, the light spots were like hundreds of billions of stars, dispelling the emptiness and coldness brought about by the endless darkness around him.

"Xiang Yu... are you finally awake?"

A voice softly called his name.

"I'm still dreaming, otherwise how could I stand in the cold vacuum of the universe and still be fine." The fat man scratched his head.

Indeed, in a dream, you clearly know that you are dreaming, and there is an indescribable weird feeling. When you realize this, you still won't wake up.

The female voice was gentle and soft, with a sense of deja vu intimacy.

"Who are you, why did I dream of you?" After asking this sentence, the fat man felt a little stupid. This question was even more absurd than the feeling of knowing that the dream was not awakened in the dream just now.

"Did you wake me up and ask who I was?"

The woman's voice answered very mysteriously, the fat man scratched his head again, and found that scratching his head in his dream didn't need to be done at all, and his scalp wouldn't feel it, but he knew that he was indeed scratching his head just now.

He felt his head was a little big.

"Ahem, sister, brother still has business to do, why don't you take the time to chat with you next time, okay? I only limit myself to sleep for 600 heartbeats, and I will automatically wake up after chatting a few more words."

"Is it the practice method your grandfather taught you? Mandatory heart rate regulation, plus self-hypnosis."

"Well, the old man taught me silly things because I often had nightmares when I was a child, and it worked."

"Grandpa? That Guan Pingzhong, you think of this man as a grandfather in your heart." The female voice was full of questions that the fat man couldn't answer.

If all the old men could make throwing knives with a rag in one hand, the fat man would dare to call them all masters.He has practiced this move many times in private, and the limp rag is still a rag, just like ed's little brother who hasn't been oiled and can't get hard.

"I really can't talk too much, let's say goodbye in advance, don't say it later when you wake up from the dream. I'll come to you when I'm free, just don't hide from me." Fatty considered it as an agreed goodbye.

"Dream?" The female voice was still calm, but the fat man seemed to hear a hint of kind ridicule from it.

"You still think that this is a dream, and the person in the dream will tell you that even if you go out to drive that shooter, you can't prevent the fiasco from ending?"

The fat man became more and more confused.

Indeed, Meng shouldn't say these words... Wait!

"What did you say, fiasco?"

"Well, your character target will enter the scanning range of the thermal imaging sensor of the thundering mech headed by the other party in one minute and 33 seconds. If the night owl mech is in normal operation at this moment, you can also find them, and 15 seconds to prepare for the opponent's assault. It's a pity that you will definitely be discovered first. According to my calculations, seventeen mechas including Minglei, and two long-range sniping poisonous scorpions and Artemis attack from behind together. , your battle damage rate will reach [-]% in at most seventy seconds!"

At this moment, the voice echoing in the dark universe is like the death sentence, calm and ruthless.

The fat man felt cold sweat dripping down his forehead. Although he couldn't feel the sweat rolling down in his dream, the chill on his back was very real.

As if he was afraid that the fat man would not believe it, a light spot in the distance suddenly flew close, unfolding into a satellite bird's-eye view, seventeen red light spots formed a sword of Damocles that could be cut off at any time, hanging over his side Above Fang's blue light group!

I grass!

The fat man yelled, and was about to warn Sausage and the others when he realized that he was still sound asleep, but the heartbeat that stopped the self-hypnosis suddenly accelerated and was delayed, and he found tragically that he couldn't wake up at all. .

Clenching his fists and jumping around in the dark space, the veins on his forehead bursting out were still in vain. In desperation, he raised his hand and wanted to slap himself twice, but found that his hand suddenly became disobedient, and he couldn't slap him.

"You are now connected to my consciousness space, and I will not allow your consciousness to suffer any harm, even if this instruction comes from you, so you don't have to worry about anyone hypnotizing you to harm yourself in the future." The woman's voice seemed to be asking for credit, But the tone was flat as if he was talking about a trivial matter.

"Are there any mistakes? I want to wake myself up, okay?" The fat man roared angrily.

"As I said just now, even if you wake up, there is no chance of winning the game. Based on the information of the members of both parties, I calculated that your winning rate is 0.0275%."

"So, we still have hope of winning." Fatty smiled slightly, "Then it's even more impossible for me to leave those guys and fall asleep waiting to die. Let me wake up!"

"Unless the mental strength of all of you is doubled at the moment of the sneak attack, and the synchronization rate reaches above 0.8, you can use the full strength of those antique mechas without tactical command, and resist the first wave Sneak attack, if you can do this, then I admit that you are indeed likely to win!"

The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, the higher you fly, the harder you fall.

Xiang Yu was completely dumbfounded.

Feeling that the death knell of the loser was about to ring for his side, he lowered his head with a helpless wry smile on his face.

"Is this the result of tactics being completely restrained?"

"That's right, Xue Yuyu's tactic was based on the fact that the opponent searched all the way south from the suburban highway. It is actually very simple to crack. Li Mu, the driver of the Minglei mech, had thought of this a long time ago. This kind of competition is simply to let The blue team lost the game."

As soon as the female voice finished speaking, the fat man suddenly raised his head, his eyes full of strange expressions.

He stood up straight and asked loudly into the endless darkness in front of him, "Who are you? Even I never asked Sausage's real name, you actually know, what else do you know? Li Mu is the pilot of the Thunder Mecha, Before, I thought you were the subconscious mind in my heart who knew my respect for the old man, but now I am sure you are not!"

As soon as the fat man finished speaking, all the light spots all over the dark space rushed towards him as if they had heard a certain call, and quickly gathered into a group of dazzling light.

When the fat man gradually let go of the hand covering his eyes, a "person" radiating light all over his body stood three feet away in front of him, looking at him with burning eyes.

When the last bit of firefly-like streamer merged into the forehead of the other party, the dazzling brilliance gradually dimmed, and the fat man barely popped his eyes out.

What kind of woman is this Nima!

His brows are as pale as distant mountains, his eyes are like autumn waves, his slender fingers are covered with frost and snow, his jade feet are light like tortoise shells, his hips are plump and curved like a moon, and his ruddy face reflects his childlike face. Those descriptions that Fatty has never heard are not enough to describe his perfection. His body, but he didn't have the slightest dream in his heart, except for admiration, there is only admiration. It is a coincidence of good fortune that he can actually create such a superb beauty. There is almost no part that I have not dreamed of.

"You don't have to go round and round to praise yourself. I'm just a conscious body based on what you think is the most perfect woman in your subconscious mind."

This woman with a three-point mature charm between her eyebrows and seven-point innocent and ignorant glanced at him, looked at her hands and feet and continued, "I didn't expect that I would be like this. According to the original program, I have no sex." , it was because you liked women so much before, and for the convenience of communication, you would use a system-synthesized female voice to talk to you."

"Are you a program?"

Xiang Yu finally understood, but when he saw the woman nodding her head affirmatively, he felt a little lost.

"You'd better change your clothes and put them on," he forced himself to close his eyes and waved to the woman.

It's not that he doesn't like to continue admiring, it's just that all the female characteristics of the other party are so obvious, he is really embarrassed to stare at those places, and at the same time, he has a doubt in his heart.

I subconsciously like white tigers?I didn't think so before, um, but it's really tempting...

The woman who could clearly read his mind did not discuss this issue with him, but obediently condensed a set of clothes.

Looking at the perfectly fitted uniform of the starship commander, Fatty was sure this time that he really liked it.

This girl understands me, the miniskirt is just the length where you can see the scenery inside the skirt when you go up the steps, and the top and bottom are in a vacuum, I like it!

When he thought that the voice of Jin Ping Mei was so flat that he could read the whole sentence just now, and suddenly turned into the little bird in front of him, the fat man couldn't react, "You seem to have suddenly become very human. melted, what happened?"

The girl thought for a while and said, "It will take too much time to explain this clearly to you. We still have things to do now, and I will tell you slowly later."

"Oh," Fatty nodded obediently, thinking that this means we can meet again in the future, which is really cool.

At this moment, the girl tilted her head and asked meaningfully, "Can we start?"

The fat man was taken aback, "What to start with, you are just a program, do you want me to give you sex?"

The girl didn't answer the obscene and shameless fat man, she gave him a blank look, and waved a ray of light casually, condensing a 17-yuan light screen.

She pointed to the light screen that clearly showed every move of Minglei Jijia, and said softly.

"Don't you really want to win? Then there is only one way, kill him instantly!"

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ps: There is another update at [-]:[-] p.m., the chapter name is announced: crotch, crotch again!