Fake Mechanic

() (Absolutely go up at three o'clock today, brothers have red tickets) Eight years of light years did not go berserk, the fat man even re-locked the ejection mechanism of the high-frequency blade, and then silently followed the nine night owl mechas that had already been encircled Behind, escort m54 towards the farther west.

Sending you back to the west, this is an old saying in the Federation. Fatty, like most of the people in the Federation, does not believe in gods and Buddhas, so he does not recite Prajna Polo. But thinking of this old saying, he still feels heavy in his body, wishing to break the silence of the radio. Say a few words to the old man in m54.

Even if he stood on the old man's side, it would be nothing more than adding a slightly fatter mantis arm in front of the wheels of the federation's state machine. Now the fat man could only choose to trust his intuition and trust the old man.

The reason is simple, Xiang Yu himself is not Lu Boyan's closed disciple, and he has nothing to do with the Emperor Slayer.

With a body of two hundred catties, he couldn't wear golden armor, couldn't drive seven-color auspicious clouds, and it was even more impossible for him to transform into a hero of the world and cover the sky with his hands to save the old man from fire and water. <The gangster wielding a watermelon knife on the street didn't have any contact signal from a big person, and the Jiutai Night Owl around him didn't even think it existed.

Just like an unknown boy who sneaks into a celebrity concert, no matter how lucky he is, he is just a casual spectator without a seat.

……

Just as Xiang Yu was leaving in despair, Fan Xiaoshan was cooking.

Fragrant egg fried rice, the rice is separated into grains, all covered with eggs.

Fan Xiaoshan calmly placed the green beans and shrimps, staring at the frying pan in his hand intently, flipping it a few times from time to time, looking like a chef.

Beside him was a young woman in an OL black dress, resting her chin on one hand, staring dazedly at Fan Xiaoshan's open shirt because of the heat.

According to surveys, the most sexual part of a man in the eyes of women is the belly, a belly like Fan Xiaoshan with well-proportioned and neat six-pack abs, not a round belly like a fat man that can be used as a yoga ball.

The beautiful woman seems to enjoy the feeling of watching the handsome man quietly at the moment, and Fan Xiaoshan's scrambled eggs and fried rice are really top-notch. There is no smell of oily smoke in the huge kitchen, only the tangy aroma of various ingredients on the fire.

"It's really full of fragrance and fragrance."

The woman always has her eyes above the top, but today she doesn’t know which peach blossom is blooming. When she came home from work, she heard the city’s police report that she had only a little impression of when she was a child. In a panic, she was almost hit by a hover car. The handsome face of the man I grabbed immediately fell into a sea of ​​love.

Talking and laughing all the way romantically amidst the air raid sirens, the woman only regarded Fan's family as her own home, willingly forgetting the way back.

Although the first thing Fan Xiaoshan did when he got home was not to undress himself but to make fried rice with eggs, but it didn't matter, anyway, it was time for dinner, the night was long and there was still plenty of time.

"I promise you will think of me whenever you eat fried rice with eggs."

Fan Xiaoshan joked with a smile, the phone rang in the living room.

"Don't answer."

The woman was not such an abrupt person, but she blurted out these two words for no reason.

Fan Xiaoshan sighed helplessly, there were only a few people who knew his phone number, and none of them seemed to be able to find excuses like I was picking up girls and didn't have time to talk to you.

He weighed the pot a few times for the last time, and poured the egg fried rice into the two plates he had prepared. Then he patted the woman on the cheek and said softly, "It's my boss, be good, give me five seconds."

Seeing that Fan Xiaoshan insisted on going to the living room to answer the phone, the woman said, "The air raid siren rang just now, and your boss will not ask you to go out at the risk of violating federal laws."

Fan Xiaoshan smiled at the woman, but the smile froze immediately, following the brief words on the phone, it turned into a deep frown in an instant.

The woman couldn't resist the temptation of the smell of egg fried rice in front of her. She picked up a spoon and tried to take a bite. She immediately became a greedy cat. Turning her head, she found that Fan Xiaoshan's expression was wrong, and she swallowed the tender shrimp in her mouth, "What's the matter?"

Fan Xiaoshan shrugged noncommittally, did not answer, and could not answer.

The woman was not stupid, and quickly thought of the most likely answer, put down the spoon and asked tentatively, "Aren't you a soldier?"

The smart woman in front of him is exactly the type he likes, Fan Xiaoshan suppressed the entanglement in his heart, and said with a wry smile, "It used to be, and then it wasn't, but now it is again."

Silently watching Fan Xiaoshan prepare things quietly and quickly, until he took out a crisp military uniform without epaulettes from the closet, a trace of worry finally appeared on the woman's face, and she went to Fan Xiaoshan to straighten his clothes for him , The slender fingers brushed the badge on his chest inadvertently.

In the afterglow of the setting sun, a galaxy spiral held up by the iron fist of the mecha on the badge glowed with a faint golden light.

"Suddenly, I feel as if we have known each other for a long time," Fan Xiaoshan felt a tinge of warmth in his heart, and at this moment, he completely let go of his depression for many days.

Pointing to his untouched egg fried rice, he joked, "I'm quite prescient, and I've even prepared supper for you."

"Who said I would wait for you so long." The woman gave Fan Xiaoshan a sideways look.

"Then I'll be more serious about it later."

"Go early and return early, be careful yourself."

……

"Fan Xiaoshan, with an unruly personality, nicknamed Young Master Fan, belongs to the Ninth Mecha Regiment of the Third Federation Fleet, and the winner of three Federation Purple Star Medals. Not long ago, he retired early because he violated Military Regulation 44. He is currently in East Imperial City. rest in his own apartment. As for the others who have passed the resume, the nearest one is in the training base of Feiwei 60, which is [-] kilometers away from Dongdijing."

After learning the news of the mech duel, the little goblin immediately sorted out the list of all the ace pilots in the federation, and the one she read to Fatty is the person she thinks is most likely to be sent to fight the old man .

Fan Xiaoshan?The fat man repeated the unfamiliar name twice, and couldn't help but feel a little puzzled, "Didn't you say he retired?

"He has some connections with Mu Yue's family. If Mu Yue Sihuai hadn't come forward to protect him, I'm afraid it would not be as simple as retiring early. After all, it is Catch-44..." Before the little goblin finished speaking, she She stopped as if she heard something, and the fat man could even see her little ears move slightly.

Ten seconds later, the little goblin smiled triumphantly, "I guessed right, just now Muyue Sihuai called Fan Xiaoshan and told him to give him a chance to make up for his mistakes, and the military issued a special order to call him back into the army! "

"So this Fan Xiaoshan is very powerful?"

He knew it was silly to ask such a question, but the fat man couldn't help it.

The little goblin re-closed the helmet mask of the steel armor, put on a nondescript boxing stance, and said while punching, "What do you think, three Federal Purple Star Medals, and an age in his early twenties is already a terrifying qualification I'm too lazy to look up the basic data records of Zhong Yang's brain, I can guess with my toes that he is definitely the same as you, someone who entered the Ten-step Temple."

"Same as me?" The last sentence made the fat man a little unexpected, "When did my synchronization rate become so high, then according to what you mean, wouldn't I be able to draw with that troublesome little three?"

The armor mask was raised again, and a big white eye rolled over, hitting the fat man's face.

"Dream, with your level of fighting, I'm afraid Fan Xiaoshan can kill you in the blink of an eye, don't be smug."

The fat man was very aggrieved, "Didn't you say that I also entered the ten-step temple, why is there such a difference?"

The little goblin impatiently began to make up lessons for a certain idiot.

"If you don't need to train in battle, and you can open the mecha just by relying on your mental strength and synchronization rate, then Zou Yafu's academy would have closed down a long time ago, and you still have to teach me a fart! Besides, the ten-step temple is also divided into three levels, 0.9 After that, adding [-] every time is more difficult than reaching the sky, and a breakthrough requires great opportunities, which can be encountered but not sought."

Fatty thought for a while and was furious, "Are you bullying me like Sister Xue? Was math taught by an art teacher? There are ten points, how can it be divided into three levels!"

The little goblin didn't bother to argue with this guy at all, and only cared about talking according to her own ideas.

"The three steps from 0.91 to 0.93 are called the super-level synchronization rate by the pilots, and the next three points are called the holy-level synchronization rate. It is said that Lu Boyan, who killed the emperor of the empire, was only at the peak of the holy level. The last three points are It's the synchronization rate of the god rank. Don't ask me what state I am in, I can't say one, two, three. As for the last point..."

The little goblin was silent for a few seconds, as if she was choosing a more appropriate adjective.

"Invincible in the entire universe?" The fat man answered vulgarly.

"Cut... so far no one has dared to name that realm."

The little goblin sighed very humanely, then returned to normal, staring at the fat man with contemptuous eyes, "Lu Boyan spent most of his life in the mecha before he got a glimpse of the mystery of the synchronization rate of the holy rank, you Look at your own hands, you haven't even touched a drop of hydraulic oil, why do you play an ace like Fan Xiaoshan on the battlefield?"

The fat man brazenly offered a compliment, "Didn't I have your help?"

The little goblin is very helpful and nodded, "Originally with my guidance and help, I should be a little better than Fan Xiaoshan, but... it's because you are a meatball, eight The Year of Light will not be able to defeat a mere enhanced version of Minglei!"

The little goblin picked up an image at random, a large military transport helicopter was slowly descending on the cold and windy western wilderness, and a dark green thunderbolt fixed by the mecha harness under the fuselage was like a god descending from the earth, The 23 gold stars on the huge metal legs are extremely eye-catching.

"Is this Fan Xiaoshan's mecha?"

"Ah."

"Do you want to be so sao in the army? This color is a bit too girly, and there are a lot of stars, so you are not afraid of becoming a thorn in the side of the empire on the battlefield?"

Fatty doesn't understand this military custom. With his obscene personality, even if he kills 1 enemies, don't put a single star on it. Safety comes first.

The little goblin knew Fatty well, and didn't blame him, but explained, "Whenever you go to the battlefield in the future, you will know how much confidence the appearance of an ace pilot's exclusive mecha will bring to your comrades, your enemies How much pressure and fear will I feel from those stars; not to mention that every extra star may be a step closer to the next level of realm, besides, the target of public criticism is the fate that an ace is destined to face ?”

The target of public criticism... The fat man suddenly thought of the old man. Now, in the eyes of countless federal people, the spy of the empire who can't wait to be hacked into pieces, is he destined to become the No. 20 four-star on Fan Xiaoshan's mecha?