Fake Mechanic

( ) is not a four-legged lizard, but a two-legged girl.

Fatty dared to swear on his penis that the ones who came out of the bushes first were definitely a pair of towering breasts.

Then came Tianxia Ruoxue's pretty face.

The wooden spear held in the back was already stained with blood, both ends were covered, what was even more exaggerated was that Tianxia Ruoxue's navy blue uniform was already in tatters, and the black underwear inside could still be vaguely glimpsed at the cut of the upper body.

In a word, Tianxia Ruoxue is now like an Amazon female warrior who has fought bloody battles all the way.

"why you?"

"It's really you."

The two spoke at the same time, and even the words they said were surprisingly similar, although the meaning was a thousand miles away.

Ruoxue didn't need to explain, Fatty immediately understood, with her super sharp hearing, she was probably able to hear her continuous yelling, cursing and wailing several miles away.

But the fat man was still a little curious, "You probably didn't choose this direction in the first place, why did you come to me here?"

Seeing the rare embarrassment on Tianxia Ruoxue's face, a thunder flashed in Fatty's heart.

After a while, he squeezed out a sentence, "Sister...you don't know the way?"

Seeing her humming inaudibly, the fat man laughed so hard that tears almost slipped out of his eyes, and then he stopped and sighed, "I finally know that God is fair, you have super hearing, and you have the technology of using armor to kill people." It’s also top-notch, but it’s a cute road idiot, if I remember correctly, you should have chosen the south side?”

Being able to walk from the south to the east by taking a big bend, this kind of idiot is also rare in the world.

If the fat man zoomed in on the map to the extreme at this time, he could see the green light spot numbered 952708sa next to him, flickering unceasingly, just like the mood of Ruoxue in the world at this moment, showing a small uncontrollable joy in the calmness.

"Talk first, the task is the most important, don't do anything to me." <Guang suddenly let out, just hit the fat man's unknown inferiority, a small animal began to neigh again, and became restless.

Without losing the opportunity, Wei let out a cold snort in his heart, and poured a ladle of cold water on him, making him take his gaze away from Ruoxue's chest with difficulty.

Concentrated, but unable to control the hunger in his stomach, a series of clear grunts came out of his body like water in the silence.

Tianxia Ruoxue was startled, then understood and laughed silently.

A small snow-white hand that was stained with the blood of some beast stretched out, and in the soft palm was a piece of compressed military rations that was smaller than the one the fat man ate.

"Give you."

Fatty's eyes were almost dazzled by the flashing bright smile, Tianxia Ruoxue was also cold as ice, she had never seen her smile before, that's why Fatty made things difficult for him before, saying that he would only accept her if she smiled when she saw him. Now this agreement was accidentally broken, but Fatty wasn't disappointed at all, he just felt... This girl's smile is too weird?

"You hungry?"

The fat man was polite on the surface, and he had already stretched out his hand, and before the other party answered, most of the army rations had already been eaten.

Tianxia Ruoxue shook her head, "Our Bailing planets have a special physique, which is more durable than your ancient earthlings."

Hearing this, Fatty suddenly popped out of his head the words that the sausage said, which made the man unable to survive the first night of his wedding. How "special" his physique is...

No, you have to hold back!

"Leave quickly after eating, I'm worried that another beast will come over later."

What Ruoxue said next made Fatty shudder, "What do you mean? What do you mean?"

Ruoxue shook her head innocently and said, "I don't know why. Ever since I entered the forest, wild beasts have always come out to attack me, as if they could hear my position from a long distance away, just like me."

"You mean, the holes in your clothes are left by killing wild beasts along the way? I thought you fell countless times... how many did you kill?"

Although he saw that both ends of Ruoxue's spear were dripping with blood, the fat man never thought that Tianxia Ruoxue would be so thrilling all the way.

"Six."

"..."

"Besides the lizard you mentioned, there are others I can't name. Since I killed the first one, there have been more and more."

"...Sister, I haven't even met a rabbit. Don't you have your own aura of ridicule?"

Only then did the fat man realize how serious the situation was. With an extra girl beside him, it was difficult for him to calm down. Just now he complained that God didn't give him extra meals, which seemed outrageously wrong.

This shit is not an extra meal, it's a whole feast of man and man!

Wei's voice sounded beside his ears, "Bai Ling Xing's physique is indeed special. Female body fluids contain a peculiar pheromone, especially blood, which can arouse the primitive instinct of the opposite sex, and is even more sensitive to unrestrained beasts. efficient."

The fat man's eyes went straight.

Pheromones?Why don't you just say I love a firewood?No wonder the night of losing your virginity will kill you!

"Sister Xue, are you injured?" Tianxia Ruoxue's body was covered with blood, and the fat man couldn't tell whether it was her own or not.

Tianxia Ruoxue pointed to her left shoulder, lowered her head as if she was ashamed, "I was a little careless when I met the first one, but it got scratched a little, but it's okay, it's just a skin injury."

"It's okay, you big-headed ghost, let's go!"

The fat man was still willing to listen to her explanation, he grabbed Tian Ruoxue's hand, regardless that his stomach was still empty enough to hold a boat, and rushed towards the next coordinate point.

This time he put all his energy into sucking milk, if he stays in one place and doesn't move, maybe a lot of hungry sewolves, bears, and lizards will come out and shout to carry on the family, no matter how strong Xue is, it's hard to guarantee No problem, the most important thing is that there is only one last chance left for my Yueyue Tianzhao, wouldn't it become her burden by then, and the possibility of being raped by a hungry beast is even greater!

No wonder he didn't meet a single beast, it wasn't because he was lucky, it was because Ruoxue ridiculed him so well!

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When the matter developed to this point, even Fatty didn't expect that when he was running fast, he used the knife in his hand to open the way, and for the vines that were too late to cut off, he directly used his body to cover Ruoxue, so as to prevent her from being scratched and bleeding again.

In the end, he found it troublesome, so the fat man simply hugged Ruoxue tightly, and the petite Bailing Xingren had a huge meat ball as a shield, so he moved a little faster.

At this time, it was a voluptuous scene, so you can let your mind wander for a while, but when the fat man thinks that a bunch of wolves, tigers and leopards will be killed at any time from behind his buttocks, how dare he have the slightest thought, plus there are vines throwing him from time to time, The uniform that was supposed to be neat and tidy suddenly had multiple tears, and a bloodstain was drawn on his face, and he was in a panic for a while.

Tianxia Ruoxue didn't know what Fatty was playing, but Fatty was so strong that she couldn't resist, it was the first time in his life that he snuggled into the arms of a opposite sex, and he was keenly aware of the other's intention not to get hurt, which made the always indifferent From the bottom of her heart, there was an indescribable subtle emotion, and in the end, her star eyes seemed to be closed, as if she was enjoying this short relaxation.

Moving fast in the dense forest was even more exhausting. After running hundreds of meters, the fat man realized that he had made another fatal mistake!

Subconsciously choosing to move towards the next beacon is courting death!

Not to mention whether the beacon is real or not, if one's physical strength is consumed as quickly as this, even if one is lucky enough to find a real beacon, wouldn't it be worse if one's physical strength is exhausted?Could it be that Ruoxue was going to drag her one or two hundred catties back to the camp?

Thinking of this, another spiritual light flashed, and the fat man suddenly thought of a question that made him even more discouraged.

What if, what if all five beacons are concentrated in one place, and the signals in other directions are all false signals?

It's not impossible, with Lacus and Zhou Yue's personality of killing people without paying for their lives, the chance of this result is still very high!

Fatty suddenly felt that his head was extremely big, and he was still too impulsive...

Up to now, it is useless to think too much, and the only way to deal with it is to change it.

Fatty is actually a very smart person, but because of his laziness and his unwillingness to be responsible to others, he is happy to let the sausage be the leader. Now that he and Ruoxue are in deep danger, his mind is moving fast , turned around, abruptly changed direction.

When I came here, I found a cave, and I didn't want to go in to see what happened. With my current physical strength, although I don't have enough strength to go back to the camp, it's not too much of a problem to make it to the cave.

Fatty now can only hope that the hole is pinned to a more exaggerated beast.

The most troublesome thing is that he was asked to drill wood to make fire because he wanted to make sausages badly, but he didn't expect the world news to come so quickly. The best way to disperse the herd of beasts that came after the smell would be to start a fire at the entrance of the cave, which means...

I also had to rub my hair.

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ps: I didn’t save the manuscript at all. After reading it twice, I threw it up to serve you. According to the habit of blooming, I have to revise it several times. I hope the standard will not drop too much.

(Fatty: A reward is more like a reminder, you can figure it out...)