Fake Mechanic

() The fat man was woken up by a small snoring sound.

I was startled when I opened my eyes, a handful of jet-black hair was in front of my eyes, and I could see two small hair twirls on top of my head if I looked closely.The fat man looked at the antique watch with her hand on the bed, and it was only three o'clock in the middle of the night.

"Wei, what's wrong with me, why am I in the sissy's room? I remember... I should be lying in the bathtub?"

After a while, Wei's voice sounded, "You don't even remember? You ran away again. Look at the wall by yourself. I have to take a break. Don't disturb me."

It seems that every time I go berserk, Wei will be exhausted. Could it be that this girl is gone berserk?Fatty could hear that there was still some hesitation in her words, so he didn't want to ask more questions, so he nodded to her Majesty the Queen.

Seeing that the bandage on his hand was slightly red, the fat man took it off casually, and saw that the skin injuries were basically healed, and then looked at the big hole connecting the bathrooms on both sides, the fat man couldn't help sighing, I really am a monster.

"Hey, get up and go to bed, bitch." The fat man gently poked Mu Yueshan who had fallen asleep while sitting on the ground with his toe. Although he knew what she had done for him, the fat man still couldn't change his mouth.

Mu Yueshan didn't know what dreamed about, she moved her body but didn't wake up, she murmured softly, "Brother..."

"Brother and sister, now I know you are called Big Brother."

The fat man replied viciously, seeing that the other party still didn't respond, he bent down helplessly, and hugged Mu Yueshan, still muttering non-stop.

"My first princess hug in my life, I actually gave it to a bitch, what a shame."

"A sissy is a sissy, it's so light, a few catties of meat won't kill you."

Before the third prison sentence could be uttered, Mu Yueshan woke up.

After staring at each other for three seconds, Mu Yueshan kicked the fat man's lower abdomen, fell on the bed, scrambled and scrambled to lean against the wall and sat down with her knees down, pulled the quilt to her chin, the sound was loud. With a little trembling.

"What are you doing?"

It took a long time for the completely messy fat man to come to his senses, and he didn't know what to say. He pointed at Mu Yueshan and gritted his teeth for a long time before he could say, "Do you want to be like this mother, I'm not interested in men, okay?" good?"

"man?"

"Yes, you, just you, I'm not interested in you at all, bitch!" The fat man was about to go crazy, looking at Mu Yueshan's virtuous expression, his look of contempt was undoubtedly revealed.

Mu Yueshan let go of the quilt in doubt, coughed twice, and asked seriously, "You don't remember?"

"Remember your sister, if it wasn't for the sake of you helping me bandage and dress, I would let you lie on the floor and sleep all night without bothering to touch you. Of course, I am fully responsible for the wall, and you keep it a secret for me."

The fat man was furious and didn't forget to bargain.

Mu Yueshan stared at the fat man, as if she wanted to see if there was any truth in what he said.The fat man was a little hairy again, and roared, "You bitch, try to look at me like this again, don't expect me to pick up soap for you!"

The joke about picking up soap is durable, just as the word glass has survived time and age.

Mu Yueshan also reacted, and then looked away embarrassingly.

The fat man rubbed his belly and complained, "It's hard enough, if you go down a little bit, I'll really have to pick up soap for you."

"You really don't remember anything?" Mu Yueshan was still a little worried.

The fat man gave her a blank look, looked at his right fist and said, "I've read ancient martial arts novels, and I know I'm crazy, and I've seen fists as big as sand pots. If you talk nonsense about what happened to me just now, don't say that brother, I don't know." Give your father face."

She waved her fist twice as a threat, Mu Yueshan was annoyed and funny when she saw it, but she pretended to be relaxed and asked, "Do you want to know what happened just now?"

The fat man scratched his head, his previous memory was gradually blurred like a black dream, he only remembered the faces of the old man, Ruoxue and the little girl flashing past one by one, and there was an indistinguishable exclamation.

Mu Yueshan's complexion was a bit ugly, obviously the description of the fat man made her feel uncomfortable, she briefly explained the whole process of the fat man breaking through the wall and falling into her bathtub, and the details of her taking a bath were of course omitted. , As for the first intimate contact between the two, Xiao Nizi's face became hot when she thought of it, and her heart was furious, but she couldn't express her pain.

Compared with Ruoxue, Mu Yueshan's breasts are completely inferior, but she is in excellent shape, the small jade bowl is turned upside down, and the coral beads are extremely sensitive. Usually, even if she wears tights that are one size smaller, she will occasionally feel numb The electric current is now being taken advantage of by the fat man in a daze, so Xiao Nizi can't wait to take a amnesia pill to get rid of that annoying picture completely.

However, people are so strange, the more they want to forget, the more they engrave it in their hearts, the more they open their eyes and try not to fall asleep, but the faster they fall into sleep.

After hearing this, the fat man suddenly realized that his own experience from one bathtub to another was quite amazing. Finally, looking at the clothes on his body, he squeezed out the word "thank you" from the back of his throat.

The little girl waved her hand, indicating that she didn't need it.

Both were a little embarrassed.

Those who can obviously achieve a charming affair by kissing Fangze, forget all about it; those who become so angry that they want to kill people to silence them, but in the end become the little daughter-in-law who waits for her to dress and go to bed, and finally has to struggle in her heart, leaving a mark for a lifetime.

The two were thinking about each other, but they didn't know when this erroneous yin and yang would turn into a yin and yang harmony. Wei, who had been secretly eavesdropping, finally cut off all contact with the outside world and quietly disappeared.

The fat man looked at the big hole in the wall, looking for something to say, "What should I do about this?"

Mu Yueshan squinted at him, "Didn't you say you were responsible?"

"I really want to be responsible, but I'm really poor. I can't compare to you, the rich young master who has 100 million credit points for a bet."

Mu Yueshan remembered that the fat man said he owed tens of millions, and she couldn't help asking curiously, "You really owe tens of millions? Whose?"

The fat man tricked him cunningly, "Are you going to pay off my debt?"

"Not interested in!"

"Then what a fart you are asking. As the younger brother, if you don't take the initiative to share the worries of the elder brother, you should take off the crime of hanging up and parading through the streets."

The fat man's unintentional teasing just hit Mu Yueshan's sore spot, the little girl raised her leg and wanted to kick again, the fat man stepped back quickly, with a look of contempt on her face again.

"I'm really convinced. Whether it's a young master from a rich family or not, you must have some weird and weird problems. I don't care if you say you are arrogant and domineering. Why did you choose a sissy character?"

If it was Lu Xun, the guns would come right at him. After all, the little girl has a natural restraint. She gritted her silver teeth, and her murderous eyes swept up and down. She finally held back and didn't continue to kick the fat man.

The fat man turned his head to look at the big hole in the wall, and said to himself, "It's better to fill it up first, lest you can't sleep in the middle of the night and come and disturb me."

As he said that, he went directly to pull the water-retaining curtain of Mu Yueshan's bathtub, and the little girl suddenly became anxious.

"What are you doing?"

"Block this hole, is there any nail?" The fat man said confidently.

Mu Yueshan completely surrendered, and when she entered the dormitory, the scene of the fat man urinating loudly without closing the door came back to her mind, so she had to wave her hand to signal him to stop.

"Forget it, I can ask someone to fix it tomorrow."

"Say it earlier, little brother."

The fat man smiled triumphantly, his body fat dangling.Mu Yueshan was a little dizzy, turned her face away, and thought, she must be dazzled, how could the fat man in front of her have such a well-proportioned and muscular figure...

Thinking of this little girl's face is a little hot.

The two of them were fighting with each other, but Bai Jitong, who was in the private club of the Skull and Bones Society, was made to look extremely ugly by a piece of information he had just received. A few sheets of thin paper turned into a crumpled ball in his hand.

He believed that the news from his informant was absolutely correct, but the things on these few sheets of paper were so shocking that even he couldn't help opening the ball of paper again and rereading it word by word. Laugh out loud.

"Young Master Long, Young Master Long, let me see how you thank me this time."

After striking a match to light a cigarette, Bai Jitong lit the few pieces of paper.The flames swayed like a profligate prostitute, slowly engulfing the data under her body.

A photo in the fire was slowly rolled up and scorched, and the shameless smiling face of the fat man in the orange light turned into ashes in an instant.

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ps: The group of book friends gathered together a table of mahjong, let's make a bet