Fake Mechanic

() Fatty was beaten badly, worse than Li Mu.

I don't know if Fan Xiaoshan did it on purpose, or if he really listened to Fatty's words. Not only did he not release the water, but he ended the battle in ten seconds every time.For ten consecutive battles, Fatty died in various strange ways, including severed limbs, head and tail, and was scalded to death by Fan Xiaoshan once kicking him into the lava abyss.

"Don't come, don't come!" Fatty immediately hung up the exemption card after losing, and refused to click the button to start the battle after quitting the battle.

"I know I'm afraid, it's a good thing." Fan Xiaoshan faintly laughed.

"I'm afraid of a fart, I'll call you tomorrow, continue!"

After quitting the battle, the fat man asked Wei: "Have you recorded everything?"

It was only at this time that Wei understood Fatty's intentions, "So you want to experience Fan Xiaoshan's attack for yourself, and then look for loopholes?"

The fat man praised you for being smart, and said proudly, "Those losers have seen too much in the first sight. They always think that this move can be blocked, and that move can be countered. I am afraid that if I continue to look at it, I will become arrogant. After all, others are others. , I still haven’t had fun myself.”

Wei asked back: "Then why don't you just lose a few more times and let me record a few more games?"

The fat man shook his head, "It's still the same if you lose a hundred times today, but ten games is enough. When I figure it out, when I fight against Fan Xiaoshan tomorrow, I hope I can improve from today."

Fatty's improvement refers to being able to block Fan Xiaoshan's every move, so that he won't always be a man who finishes in ten seconds.Fan Xiaoshan seems to be only a little stronger than himself, but this little bit is like a high mountain, and there is no way to surpass it.In Fatty's heart, he understands how difficult the ten-step temple is that the little goblin said. Each step is just adding one to the decimal point, but this extra "one" can become the one that locks success or failure on the victory scale vellus.

"You continue to increase the number of downloads, time is running out." The fat man even asked Wei to be abused, which surprised Wei very much.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll kill you?"

Fatty nodded honestly and replied, "I'm scared, I'm scared to death. However, I'm more afraid of losing!"

"You take Fan Xiaoshan one at a time, why don't you call him big brother, I'm not afraid that he will get tired of playing and won't play with you tomorrow?"

The fat man chuckled, "I'm not worried about that, what if I were lucky enough to cut him down tomorrow?"

This is Fatty, who can always find something to make him happy from the pile of bad things, and then gossip about him.

Youwei uses methods that belong only to her to help fat people exercise their nerve strength. Youwei can provide nutritious food 24 hours a day. Thinking about it, this kind of training course is not bad, at least I am getting stronger!Whether it is appetite or strength, they are getting stronger at a speed visible to the naked eye!

that's enough.

That night, the fat man didn’t vomit at all, as if his nerves had gotten used to Wei’s speedy downloads, but when he knocked on the door of Lu Xun’s dormitory at three o’clock in the middle of the night, he couldn’t remember how many times the little guy who opened the door for him finally broke out. , jumped up with a frying pan and knocked the nearly exhausted fat man to the ground.

Wearing a pullover sweatshirt, Lu Xun hopped and kicked violently while panting and cursing, "If I tell you not to sleep, I won't be able to sleep either!"

The butt of the gun over there was smoking a refreshing cigarette, and silently went to the kitchen to serve the cooked meals, as if the fat man had been counted on to come by this time.

Feeling that he had gone too far, the fat man lay on the ground and raised his hand to beg for forgiveness, saying that this was definitely the last time today. The little guy's frying pan made his head rattle, "Today? It's three o'clock in the morning. It's already tomorrow, okay? Beat you down!"

The two had the same confusion about the concept of time. The fat man immediately changed his words and said that it was the last time yesterday.

The butt of the gun over there dropped the cigarette and said that the food was going to be cold, and that was the solution.

Fatty rubbed his head full of bags and got up. Seeing that Lu Xun had already started to eat, he couldn't help but feel aggrieved, "You want to eat yourself, how can you hit me?"

Lu Xun took a hard bite of the chicken leg, as if he was eating fatty meat, "I'm tired from running, I can't eat some, bastard!"

Fatty glanced at the multifunctional treadmill that was still idling not far away, and smiled.

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After returning, the fat man fell into a deep sleep, woke up at seven the next morning refreshed, and continued.

This time, he put all his energy into the ten battles with Fan Xiaoshan. He went through it over and over again, carefully thinking about the angle and timing of each of Fan Xiaoshan's shots, every step, every punch, every move and every style. , are like the most classic movies, never get tired of watching.

In the end, the fat man sat like a madman. Although his eyes were open, his focus was on the distant sky. His face sometimes frowned, sometimes smiled wryly, and occasionally showed a naughty smile. He even moved his hands and feet unconsciously. Swing twice, sometimes as fast as lightning, sometimes as if a heavy object has fallen, hesitating and hesitating whether to move forward or not.

Wei didn't want to interrupt him, but just accompanied him silently.

This day the fat man just sat there in a daze, he didn't lie in the bathtub, he didn't go to find the gun butt to eat, he just sat quietly until the afterglow of the setting sun slanted in and coated his face with a layer of soft light. As if waking up from a dream, he took the terminal and dialed Fan Xiaoshan's number.

"Come again?"

"of course."

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This time the fat man randomly selected a map, Tombstone Town.

What catches the eye is the scenery of the western wilderness in the ancient earth era, the semi-desert deserted town, the wine signboard crooked as if it would fall to the ground at any time, the huge wine glass pattern has faded from its original color, leaving only the traces of carving, and from time to time there is a ball Dry tumbleweeds stop and go on the road, moving forward with the wind.All around was barren and vicissitudes, and the whistling wind was even more silent.

The spawn points of the two sides on this map are even more extreme, with a distance of less than 20 meters. It is on a main street. The tall mechs are almost flush with the low buildings on both sides, standing with their backs facing each other, as if they would draw their guns and turn around at any time. cowboy.

"You know how to pick, every one of them is a duel map of life and death." Not knowing that the fat man was chosen randomly, Fan Xiaoshan joked, anyway, the 30-second invincible period of imprisonment has not passed, and no one can move.But both of them knew that the other was behind them.

What the level designer wants is a sense of tension that both parties know.

"Isn't it good? It's good for you. I'm the long-range mecha." The fat man still chose the shooter seat.

"It's not bad, if you feel that you are at a disadvantage, I will let you shoot first."

"Hehe, forget it, I won't be happy if I don't make a hole in your stomach today." The fat man thought it would be fun to fight in the room. He was originally the kind of slobber who would be suffocated to death if he didn't speak.

Fan Xiaoshan smiled even more happily. He knew his junior brother's speaking style early in the morning, and his words were not shocking.

After the invincible time passed, the two of them unexpectedly did not take the first charge, but stood quietly at the birth point, looking at each other affectionately, until Fan Xiaoshan couldn't stand it anymore, and asked, "Did you install the eye radium?" She, are you going to stare at me to death like this?"

"Why don't you move, I really enjoy being beaten by you."

Fatty had already made up his mind to let Fan Xiaoshan attack first, he didn't take aggressive tactics at all, kept his usual slickness in his mouth, and quietly waited for the opportunity to come.

After a day of contemplation, he found that he had been making the same mistake before, that is, stimulating the acceleration of the five senses too early, and he was sure that Fan Xiaoshan would do the same trick, maybe the first hurdle of the Ten-step Temple was simply a machine. The teacher must be able to adjust the speed of neural reflexes by himself.

Adrenaline can stimulate the five senses and make the time frame relatively slow, but the current ability of the fat man can't control the degree of acceleration of the five senses. Once it explodes, he can't stop and then stimulate it at will. From Fan Xiaoshan's first ten battles, the fat man After discovering this problem, Mr. Fan seems to be able to stimulate the five senses to accelerate every time he changes his moves, predict the attack angle and power in advance, and then turn them off, and continue to activate when he changes his moves again...

Fatty guessed this, so this time he was determined to try the effect of post-strike.

Wait until Fan Xiaoshan attacks, then turn on the acceleration, and then seize the opportunity to switch from defense to offense!

The comparison is the reaction at that moment after the first attack!

Fan Xiaoshan was silent for a while, and then said again, "It seems that you have grasped a trick, so I will help you."

Before the words fell, the mech had already taken a big step, heading straight for the shooter seat.

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ps: This chapter was supposed to be updated at noon, but it was delayed by some small things, sorry, it will be delayed a little bit at night, about ten o'clock