Fake Mechanic

() I don't remember how the embarrassed Ruoxue broke free, and I don't remember how I explained it to the little girl. The fat man just felt that he was in a huge vortex, spinning with the waves and getting dizzy, especially Mu Yue. After Shan saw the unbuttoned buttons on her own chest, the intensity of the storm instantly exceeded level [-], and Xiang Yu's soul was pulled out of her body, blown into the air and smashed to pieces.

The little sissy gun went into a frenzy and immediately started punching.

Don't provoke women, women are men who have exploded in the previous life, the fat man thought of another famous saying of He Jiu, smiled wryly, and tried his best to dodge and parry, but he still kept getting punched.

In Mu Yueshan's view, Xiang Yu not only destroyed her beautiful vision of getting along with the opposite sex, but also directly humiliated the entire female sex group. Ma, needless to say, it must be the hands and feet of this shameless hooligan, with something like an electric shock device hidden in his sleeve.

The little sissy hates Huahua Dashao who seduces women with flirty words and then kicks him away. The one who is more hateful than Hua Hua Dashao is obviously the fat man in front of him who used indecent means to get a woman's body.

The more Mu Yueshan thought about it, the more angry she became, every sentence of Xiang Yu's explanation was hot oil poured on the fire, what Ruoxue and I were just trying to verify whether I was gay, what I unbuttoned you just to make sure you Whether she is a woman or not is a sophistry full of loopholes to her ears.

Using obscene methods is already very untechnical, and she is not even willing to spend time making it up nicely, which makes Mu Yueshan even suspect that it was all a fake when the fat man came through the wall and threw herself down.

He knew at that time that he was a woman, that's why what happened today!

Everything was premeditated!

Thinking of this, Mu Yueshan became more aggressive.

The night outside was like a dark curtain, and the room seemed to be covered with a dark curtain that Xiang Yu couldn't reveal at all. With this as the background, it was a silent martial arts performance.

Only then did the fat man realize that the young lady's skills were actually very good, obviously trained by a famous teacher. Considering the strength of Mu Yue's family, it would be no more than a piece of cake to hire hundreds or eighty martial arts instructors for the young lady who disguised herself as a man. The fat man who was punching suddenly felt that he had become fat on the chopping board. Whether he wanted to chop it into dumpling stuffing or sliced ​​meat depended on Mu Yueshan's mood.

I also felt that what I did before was not upright enough, the fat man was retreating every step of the way, and it was fine to let the little girl beat him up to calm down, besides, the room is not big, where can he hide?

After receiving more than a dozen punches, the fat man felt that something was wrong. This chick is really endless. One punch is heavier than the next. In the storm, he sneaked a glance at Mu Yueshan, and it seemed that he didn't stop at all. It means that the fat man is getting angry.

"Hey, have you beaten enough? If you beat me again, I will do it again."

It's impossible for a fat man to hit a woman, but if it continues, there is no face for a man, and he still has to talk about the scene.

Fatty's words are undoubtedly a serious provocation. Mu Yueshan's brows were raised upright, and her anger surged into her heart. She inadvertently felt a heat in her lower back, and a rush of heat ran along her shoulders to her arms. With an invincible majestic momentum.

The fat man was not on guard at all, and when he threw the words out, he still tried his best to cover his head and face with his hands as before, so as not to be beaten into a panda and unable to go out and meet people.When Mu Yueshan's punch hit his left shoulder, he only realized it, but it was too late.

The shoulder bone was shattered, and the connected collarbone and humerus were also broken instantly. A terrifying pit appeared on his shoulder, and his two hundred kilograms body fell and flew out.

The room was small, and the fat man had already retreated to the door of the bathroom. It was a coincidence that he bumped into the wall where he had just made a big hole not long ago, and the wall that was not completely dry broke another hole.

The disheveled fat man entered Mu Yueshan's bathroom again, but this time he was even more embarrassed and entered sideways.

Mu Yueshan was completely stunned, looking at the big hole in the wall in disbelief, and then at her fist, she didn't move for a while.

Seeing that Mu Yueshan was no longer chasing, the fat man finally heaved a sigh of relief, and struggled to sit up against the wall. He didn't know whether it was luck or misfortune, but he realized the moment he was punched, Yueyue Tianzhao!This girl actually used Yuedu Amaterasu!

If she was hit on the face, wouldn't he be transformed into Guanxi, with cracks in his eyelids and black pearls bursting out, like opening a silk shop, red, black, and purple would come out?Although he didn't know why Mu Yueshan was able to use this trick, the fat man was still a little scared when he thought of the scene where his face was full of flowers.

I'm afraid you'll be angry later, the young master taught you this trick, but you just unbuttoned three buttons, you deserve to use me as a sacrificial flag, the first to try the knife?

Mu Yueshan timidly stuck her head out from the other side of the wall, saw the fat man baring his teeth, half sitting and half lying down, looking like he was dying, and asked timidly, "Are you okay?"

Fatty's head is still a little dizzy now. Hearing that you are not dead, he suddenly became angrier, "You let me try to punch you with Yuedu Tianzhao, and I promise you will turn your head!"

Mu Yueshan still had some disbelief, stepped over the broken bricks and mud, picked up the fat man's left hand, and saw that it was really soft like a thick noodle, without any strength at all, she let go of her hand and fell back to the ground with a slap, her face turned pale , even crying, "I really didn't know there would be such great strength, I'm not usually so powerful."

With one punch, more than half of her physical strength was immediately lost. Even if Mu Yueshan wanted to punch the same punch again, she was powerless. Of course, the little girl who had been frightened at the moment only had guilt and doubts in her heart, how could she dare to have the slightest bit? anger.

This time the fat man got angry.

"I taught you this trick when you were asleep. You turned your head and used it to beat me. No matter how I explain it, you won't listen. Do you believe it now?"

The so-called lowly people are invincible in the world, the fat man finally got the straw, how could he not climb along the pole?

"You think I'm trying to take advantage of you and Sister Xue. She secretly came yesterday and begged me to teach her how to become stronger, so I planned to pass on the skills to her. You broke in for no reason, and you divided 50% of your century-old skills. Years ago, it was better for you to use me directly, is there such an apprentice who turns around and hits the master?"

At this point, the fat man didn't change his nature, and just opened his mouth to frighten people to death, but the little bitch was so frightened by himself that he believed more than half of it.

"You said I used your skill?"

"It's your skill now."

The dialogue between the two is like a classic advertisement that has long since faded out of the historical stage.

Mu Yueshan has also read some strange books, and vaguely guessed what skill means, but she was even more confused, "Skill is something like magic? Are you not a human being? Otherwise, how can you have a hundred years of skill in your teens?" ?”

The fat man was a little speechless, and secretly scolded himself for asking prices all over the place, but his expression was stern, "Of course my master passed it on to me."

Seeing that the little sissy was still struggling with this question, the fat man blocked her mouth first, "Don't ask me who my master is, whether it's human or not is none of your business!"

The little girl shook her head, and said with some embarrassment, "I just want to ask, that, what do you mean by being with Ruoxue in the world before?"

The corner of the fat man's mouth twitched slightly, but fortunately Mu Yueshan looked down at her toes, but didn't notice it.

He sighed for a long time, and the fat man had already thought up his speech during the [-] seconds of sighing, and he even admired his quick wit.

"Teaching gong is against the sky. Of course, I have to carefully observe your body reactions. The so-called heaven and earth interact with each other, Tai yin and yang help each other, and the upper and lower fire, heart and kidney intersect, so that we can walk without keeping each other and complement each other. It has added 50 years of skill. , you are not afraid of being blown up, I am also worried that something will happen to Xuemeizi!"

The old man has read a lot of casual books, such bluffing words that the fat man can bring out a basket at any time to sell by the catty, the little girl is really convinced, after all, those words are so profound that they don't seem like this dead fat man improvising. fake.

The fat man has already figured this out. The old man's books are all fake. He is sure that the little girl has never read the "Ten Methods of Warming Yang" which explains the principles of medicine preparation.

Some explanations made Mu Yueshan [-]% convinced. When she thought of the terrifying power that the fat man could break through the wall not long ago, and now she was beaten like this by herself, she would not fight back. The last [-]% doubts gradually receded, leaving only one Doubts linger in my heart.

After helping the fat man up, Mu Yueshan wanted to see a doctor, but was grabbed by the fat man, who shook her head and said that she would be fine as long as she rested for two days. There are too many secrets in Xiang Yu, and it is not surprising to have one more.

After being silent for an unknown amount of time, Mu Yueshan suddenly blushed and asked, "Well, would you like to see me...is there anything wrong with my body?"

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then he understood. While laughing wildly in his heart, his expression was extremely solemn.

"Are you afraid of blowing yourself up?"