Fake Mechanic

() "Of course it's his house." Sausage replied without thinking, but his tone froze.

The fat man smiled again, and tapped his index finger on the table, "Let's assume, if you go outside and talk about the two of us, what is the most likely outcome?"

The sausage was completely dumb. How could he have imagined that the fat man could turn this matter around and threaten him. After he accidentally heard the conversation between Xiang Yu and Mu Yueshan, his first instinct was to sneak away, and hang up Unexpectedly, he turned around in the dark and kicked the stool, and only then did he show his whereabouts.For a while, I just wanted to use this matter to beat the fat man, but I didn't expect to encounter a piece of hob meat that couldn't be boiled or chopped.

It seemed that this cup of boiling water was scalding, and Sausage said with a bitter face, "Boss, I know I was wrong, please do me a favor and pretend I've never been here before, okay?"

Mu Yueshan behind the sausage was almost about to laugh out loud, but seeing the fat man glaring at her, she forced herself to hold back her laughter.

The fat man said slowly, "You haven't answered my idea just now, come on, it's rare for us two brothers to sit together at night, so we simply opened up."

Sausage's facial features were distorted for a long time, and then he replied, "I was beaten by you, and I was punished by Muyue's family."

The fat man smiled and patted Sausage on the shoulder, and gave a thumbs up to show his approval, but then changed the subject, and said in a deep voice, "I was beaten every day, and then the Muyue family beat me to death. The dean I think you know which side to choose between the Xue family and the commander-in-chief of the Starfleet. Originally, I was looking at you, brother, and wanted to teach you a few tricks so that you can successfully pass the test of the heart of the mech. I guess you won't have a chance to participate in the competition."

Fatty feared that the world would not be chaotic, so he pulled out Zou Yafu's tiger skin as a flag, and then he remembered that Zou Yafu had publicly announced that he had accepted Fatty as a closed disciple a few days ago. Is it equivalent to pouring dirty water on the teacher? "

The sausage will even have the heart to die, he hesitates and doesn't know what to say.

The fat man knew that the time had come, and just now he threw a sweet date behind the big stick, so he coughed twice and said, "Well, you swear not to reveal what happened tonight, and I will treat you as a good brother. You still teach you, how about it? After all, I don’t know many friends in the academy, so you are kind to me.”

At this moment, the smiling face of the fat man is no different from the devil in hell in the eyes of the sausage. How dare he negotiate conditions? If I can't go on, this bastard can still say a lot.

"Okay, okay, you write a book, so you can irrigate water." The fat man waved his hand impatiently.

Sausage heaved a sigh of relief, and turned to leave, but the fat man raised his hand to stop him, staring curiously at Sausage's crotch and asked, "Hey, how did you fuck here?"

Sausage's facial features were locked again, and he said with a dry smile, "Isn't this the water you just poured?"

The fat man's expression changed suddenly, and he asked back, "Really? I don't think so!"

Mu Yueshan finally burst into laughter, and then added, "Well, I clearly saw that he peed his pants."

Sausage understands what birds of a feather flock together, and a good friend who lives in the same dormitory with a fat man can be a kind person?

Nodding like a chicken pecking at rice, just hoping to escape from birth as soon as possible, the sausage gritted his teeth, "Yes, I peed."

Only then did the fat man smile, and said to Mu Yueshan, "Go get a Polaroid camera, I saw you playing with it earlier."

Sausage was about to cry, "Brother, you are not serious, brother, dear brother!"

The fat man ignored him. After the camera was brought, Sausage pointed at the wet crotch with one hand and made a V-shape on the street with the other, "Come on, have a laugh."

There was a flash of white light, and it was frozen for a moment. I didn't know whether Sausage was crying or laughing, and his expression was extremely complicated.

After everything was done, the fat man signaled that the sausage could go away. Poor Xue Yuyu still hasn't figured out what evil he did. Devil guy.

"Next time remember to knock on the door whether it's open or not."

A long time later, the old Xue family became more and more prosperous because of the reputation of a generation of wise general Xue Yuyu. Xue Yuyu also added a rule to the Xue family rules. It was the last sentence that the fat man said to him that night. The tribe felt that an ordinary etiquette standard was not worth writing into the family rules, but when Xue Yuyu found out, he was caught and beaten, and he didn't get out of bed for a whole month. As for the reason, no one knew.

Mu Yueshan came over, held the comedian-style personal photo in her hand and stared at it for a long time, finally she was shaking with laughter, and finally handed the photo to the fat man, "You keep it, I'm not interested save."

The fat man stood up while supporting his left shoulder, which he had been holding back all this time, and replied lightly.

"It's burned, it's always a topic to keep."

Mu Yueshan was taken aback for a moment, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth after a while, this guy really likes surprises.

"Hey, your shoulder is fine, do you really want me to call the doctor?"

The fat man said without turning his head, "If you are worried, tomorrow I will use this hand to touch it for you again."

Mu Yueshan was taken aback, her tone suddenly dropped, "Do you still need to check?"

"What are you afraid of? Anyway, in the eyes of others, we are already good friends."

The fat man entered his room, and the little girl who lit the photo thought for a long time while watching the swaying flames, not knowing how much of what the fat man said was true or false.

She didn't understand the meaning of a quilt, and suddenly felt a little bit resistant to the phrase "good friend".

Just... good friends?

The fat man returned to his room, and he let out a heavy breath while lying on the bed. Ever since he was punched by the little girl, he began to feel heavy fatigue, just like in the cave in the Miqi Mountain Range.Although there was no loss of strength after the runaway this time, he also vaguely guessed some reasons: needless to say, Wei was already healing his injuries.

"Come out, I know you can hear me."

After a while, Wei Cai spoke softly, "It's a pity, it's obviously a plot that was once a beauty's pity, but in your hands it has turned into a bitter trick."

Fatty's eyelids drooped, "It's a pity that I'm still very happy, you and I know it well, but having said that, it feels really strange to be punched by myself."

"You're too humble. If you throw your fist now, I'm afraid it will be ten times more troublesome for me to repair."

After tossing around for half the day and most of the night, Xiang Yu was finally able to sleep peacefully. Although what was staged was not a beauty trick but a bitter trick, but by mistake, he still taught Yuedu Tianzhao to the little girl, Ruoxue Presumably it can be used smoothly, the only thing to worry about is how to teach the bastard sausage.

"Really, then I'll trouble you."

The fat man muttered to himself, smelling the faint scent of a girl on the bed, and gradually fell asleep.

……

Fatty could sleep peacefully here, but Bai Jitong's side was lit all night.Under the situation of Long Ze's constant pressurization, a continuous stream of information was sent over. Bai Jitong even knew how many meals the fat man had eaten in the past few days. It became more and more obvious that Bai Jitong knew that if he didn't come up with a plan for him, this Young Master Long would probably go straight to the academy and kill Fatty with a single shot.

Naturally, Bai Jitong did not agree with such a brutal way of venting his anger. To kill a person is also an art, which requires a lot of thought and thought. Simple workmanship.

Steward Qiu stood silently behind him, as if he was blaming himself for not being able to figure out the background of the person who killed Hawkeye these days.

Bai Jitong casually threw the stack of information into the fire, and it was the safest thing to keep everything in his heart. He didn't believe in passwords, safes, let alone network storage.

Turning his head to see Butler Qiu's expression, Bai Jitong said, "You have searched for the past few days and found nothing. It is really useless. Do you think I will say that about you? Old Qiu, in fact, you have already given me a Answer. Think about it, isn't it strange that our Bai family's intelligence network can't find anything useful?"

The creases on Butler Qiu's face squeezed even tighter, "According to my subordinate's investigation, it is indeed a little too clean."

Bai Jitong said with a smile, "A brat in a slum, and the old man who adopted him, except for the black wine room without a liquor license, everything else is a bit too clean, even the old man's disappearance, according to the neighbors This will happen every few years, sometimes for more than a month, and sometimes for a few days. It is said that I am going to see old friends. Every time I come back, I will bring back some specialties from other places. On the surface, I really look like an old man who has been poor all his life. .”

"However," Bai Jitong changed the subject, "The time the old man leaves every time you got from the neighbor reminds me of something."

Bai Jitong stopped for a while, but Lao Qiu didn't answer. He was very clear about the character of the little master, and it wasn't a trick at this time, but just to sort out his thoughts and try to make his next words more coherent.

"The last time the old man went to see his old friend, it seemed that there was a fire in the HPE Research Institute, and some of the top-level data of the Federal Mech and the backup were burned; the next time, if I remember correctly, it seems that there was a fire Orange Star's only Alpha Mine explosion. Although the Federation announced that it was an accident, as for whether it was an accident, you and I are very clear that with the confidentiality and security levels of these two places, if an accident occurs, it will not be the same as letting It is quite difficult for Young Master Long not to like to play with women from now on."

Bai Jitong stopped again, and this time Butler Qiu answered.

"This time the old man disappeared, and just happened to encounter a problem with the central intelligence of the Ninth District. The young master's thinking is indeed different from those of the federal intelligence agencies. It is really strange to say this, but these are just speculations. Neither we nor the three major federal intelligence agencies have any evidence to prove that this old man is an imperial spy."

Bai Jitong chuckled, put the general pot he was playing with back to its original place, took off his white gloves, and said, "Truth is the same as power, it's only interesting if it's in the hands of a few people, besides, in your eyes, I'm someone who needs evidence." A person who just went to work?"

Butler Qiu Nuonuo nodded and said nothing.

Bai Jitong's eyes moved horizontally, from the dragon pattern on the general jar to the phoenix pattern, stared at the phoenix's flowing tail feathers for a long time, and then slowly said, "Didn't Young Master Long fall in love with a little girl in the wine?" Girl? Maybe she can appease the anger of the Bugatti family from generation to generation for us, maybe there are more surprises waiting for me?"

Although they were all questioning, Butler Qiu nodded in response as if he had heard an order that did not need to be questioned, and retreated.