Fake Mechanic

()Chapter 082 May the next life be copper

Everyone knows that looking for things is a thankless task, especially when you deliberately rummage through boxes and cabinets, but you can’t survive. When you are discouraged and plan to give up, it throws a sad look at the dimly lit place, Hate and love.

The man didn't say when the next photo would arrive, but the fat man rushed out like a wild dog with his butt on fire, circling the room, looking around, not knowing where to start.

Wei reminded him in his heart that you should at least be sure of what you are looking for, and the fat man replied angrily, "I don't know, you should give me some hints."

There is another door in the living room. The fat man twisted it, but the locked one couldn't be opened. Could it be the key?

A flash of inspiration flashed, and Xiang Yu seemed to have seen Xiao Mi in the next room through the door.

This is human instinct. When you are at a loss, as long as there is a little hint from the outside world, the first reaction in your mind will become a life-saving straw.

Sitting in the same room, Bai Ji saw his opponent advancing step by step according to the steps he had designed in advance, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly. This joyful feeling of being in control of everything from above was the source of his pursuit of wealth and power.

Butler Qiu, who appeared behind him at some point, whispered something in his ear, and Bai Jitong's face sank, "Go and tell Young Master Long, if he can't even wait for this hour and a half, he will take care of these two people." Take it for fun, but don’t come to me for anything in the future.”

Butler Qiu went out. He already knew his young master's temper. When he was a child, he had a family gathering. He didn't know that the naughty young master of that family ran over and snatched a beetle in his hand and trampled it to death. The little guy from Ji Tong's toy almost fell into the pond and drowned. If he hadn't been discovered early, he might have turned into rotten wood and underwater sludge in the pond. However, the little guy couldn't explain why after being rescued.

Butler Qiu, who saw everything in his eyes at that time, already knew Bai Jitong's methods at that time. This young master who was sneering five steps away from the person involved will definitely not be a dormant feather insect in the future, but a nine-day dragon and phoenix.

In the eyes of Steward Qiu, the fat boy who offered to deliver to his door was no different from that brat back then. He had already fallen into Bai Jitong's hub. The rest of his value is to provide some entertainment that the young master needs before he dies.

Hearing the sound of Butler Qiu closing the door, Bai Jitong refocused his eyes on the display screen in front of him, but he was a little surprised by the picture that appeared at this time.

Not only did the fat man not continue to look for the keys, but he started to admire the calligraphy and paintings of celebrities hanging in the living room. He seemed to have completely forgotten the purpose of his visit in the first place.

Did he think the key was in the safe behind the calligraphy and painting?Bai Jitong sneered twice, and when he looked carefully, the other party didn't seem to think so. He stopped to look at a calligraphy and painting for a while, and then went to the next one. He didn't lift the calligraphy and painting to see if there was a hidden grid on the wall .

When the fat man saw the fifth calligraphy and painting, Bai Jitong couldn't hold back anymore. What the hell is this fat man doing?

The fat man is indeed playing tricks. He doesn't know how to appreciate these ancient calligraphy and paintings at all. In his opinion, it is nothing more than smearing ink to make it look better, which is far worse than high-resolution real-life portraits.

The reason why he did this was that Wei's warning in his heart played a key role.

"Since you think the person you're looking for is on the other side of the door, why don't you break the door with one punch, and what key are you looking for?"

Xiang Yu instantly understood what Wei's words meant. Since Wei is the magnification of her hidden personality, and she seems to have not made any mistakes for so long, then follow her own inner feelings.

The other party refused to even tell the answer to the riddle, he must be playing a game of cat and mouse, just like what Wei said before, don't always think things are good.

He forcibly suppressed the urge to look for the key, and even forcibly erased the huge temptation of a hidden mechanism behind a certain calligraphy and painting on the wall that appeared in his mind, and the fat man began to appreciate the calligraphy and painting as if they were serious.

Although he pretended to be very similar, the small drum kept beating in his heart. As time passed by, the evil blade hanging on Xiao Mi's head would fall at any time. In the frying pan, patience is being boiled drop by drop until it is exhausted.

Fortunately, he had someone to chat with in his heart, so that the fat man would not be driven crazy by the sound of his own breathing and heartbeat in the living room.

"If I let Lao Tzu catch this guy who doesn't dare to show his face, if he doesn't beat him into a painting and hang it up, he won't be able to express his aggrieved air."

"You play well, the other party clearly wants to play with you, what do you think those wireless signals are for, you don't even know where the hidden camera is, and you want to solve a completely clueless puzzle?"

Being splashed with cold water while tumbling in the oil pan, it felt like a string of firecrackers that had been banned from production exploded in the body, and the annoyance was doubled immediately.Xiang Yu gritted his teeth, imagining that the pictures in front of him were pictures of him beating and kicking his opponents, and began to lust hard.

"Since I want to play, I will show you the show."

Although he doesn't know how to appreciate the beauty of ancient calligraphy and painting, it doesn't mean that the fat man is ignorant. Among the books that the old man forced him to read, there are several copies of Jinshi Danqing, which are finally of use now.

He walked to the "Wang Wei Xuexi Picture" which he thought was the most valuable among the dozen or so paintings, tore off the painting, and took out the multifunctional knife that he vowed to carry with him after the incident in the Miqi Mountain Range. He cut off the yellow silk that was framed on both sides, removed the hanging scroll, rolled the painting into a thin roll and stuffed it into his clothes. He swept the other garbage under a certain rosewood cabinet with his feet.

After doing all this, Fatty's mood improved a lot, he laughed, and continued to look at other valuable things in the living room.

Although Wei quickly understood Fatty's intention of pretending to be vulgar, she still sighed a little, "Three-part painting and seven-part mounting, a good Northern Song Dynasty Xuanhe decoration, the most complicated type of mounting strip, you just ruined it like this. "

The fat man replied angrily, "I'm saving face, I only take one, and I'm afraid he will think I'm using this method to find the key."

Wei stopped talking, but Bai Jitong, who was peeking secretly, exploded with anger. This "Wang Wei Xuexi Picture" is one of his favorite collections, and now it has been taken openly, and most of it has been destroyed. , For a while, he couldn't understand whether this fat man was smart or stupid. He should have a high-grade eye for picking this picture of Xuexi.

Although the first attempt to open the door was as predicted by Bai Jitong, but the next move of the fat man completely puzzled him.

Seeing the cunning fat man on the screen start making plans for the blue-and-white octagonal incense burner on the lower table, Bai Jitong first rejoiced that the general jar he had yesterday was not placed in this club, and then his eyes straightened.

The fat man seemed to be unintentional, but also on purpose, he picked up the porcelain incense burner and looked at it for a long time, and when he put it on the low table, it was off by an inch.

One foot of the censer was suspended in the air, and after shaking twice, it still rolled down.

When there was a clang, it was as if it hit the tip of Bai Jitong's heart, and his whole body trembled.

The fat man on the screen also seemed to be taken aback, looked left and right, and made the same shameless move that people couldn't look directly at.

Raising his leg to sweep, he kicked the pile of worthless rubbish straight down a few times.

After all this was done, the fat man saluted the short guy in a serious manner, and he muttered aloud, which Bai Jitong could clearly hear through the hidden microphone.

"You gods and Bodhisattvas, don't blame me. I can't keep incense and worship for you. I make a wish here. I hope that in the next life, I will be reincarnated as a copper tire that cannot be broken or broken, so that I can continue to serve you."

It turned out to be a elegy for the star anise incense burner.