Fake Mechanic

() Seeing Ruoxue, Fatty hesitated even more.

In normal times, the fat man might have already posted it to Ruoxue to help him speak up, but after what happened to Xiao Mi, the fat man's mentality has changed a little: he caused the trouble, so he can't drag the people around him into the water .

Besides, Lu Xun already recognized Ruoxue as his mother, and he even pushed her out. If Lu Boyan was an old pervert, wouldn't it mean that the meat bun beat the dog and never returned, and the fake show would come true, and there would be no time to cry.

After some wild thinking, it can be seen that the fat man has become a little messed up at this time, regardless of whether it is appropriate to compare the boy-faced giant rut to a meat bun, if Lu Boyan knows that in his eyes, he is either a lecherous wolf or a local dog, I am afraid he will be slapped in the face of anger Slap this fat man who has neither good morals nor big and small to death.

Ruoxue didn't know Fatty's mood, she felt her heart beat a little faster when she saw him, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up, and she didn't know if this counted as a promise to smile when she met him.

The Bai Lingxing girl is really a blank slate in matters of men and women, but it is a pity that the fat man has no intention of careful training, otherwise I really don't know what kind of [-]-ban drama will evolve.A celestial person is actually attracted by the two hundred catties of meat balls from time to time, so it can only be said that things like Yue Lao Hong Niang Cupid are blind.

"what are you doing?"

Ruoxue has always been ignorant of politeness in dealing with people, so she went straight to the point when she opened her mouth.

Fatty feels a bit big-headed. Men often tell lies because they have no choice but to tell Ruoxue that I want to make a deal with Lu Xun's father. Not to mention, I have to follow you, when the time comes to lose my wife and lose my army?

Fatty shook his head resolutely in his heart, and replied with a haha, "It's all right, it's all right, junior brother came here to say hello to senior brother."

Lu Xun had already dropped the "toy" in his hand, jumped up and took Ruoxue's hand, "Mom, don't pay attention to this boring fat man, anyway, he will be kicked out of the academy by the teacher in a few days, and he will pack up and leave."

The girl also thought of this, and couldn't help asking, "You didn't participate in the Mecha Heart Contest, why?"

"...Uh, do you think it is necessary to participate with my current strength?"

In desperation, Fatty had no choice but to pretend.

Tianxia Ruoxue remembered that there was an inexplicable heat flow in her body. It was this strange change that made her lose her opponent instantly in the first knockout round. When the fat man pinched her body that night, she even forced herself to "hands-on" test it. The memory of whether he was a gay or not jumped into her mind, and the girl's white and tender face felt a little embarrassed. Although she didn't blush like ordinary girls, this feeling was a new experience for her.

Lu Xun at the side saw the subtle changes in Ruoxue, and when she suddenly stopped talking, he thought that Ruoxue was being run over by the fat man and had nothing to say, so he kicked the fat man immediately.

"Pretend, tell you to act awesome in front of your mother, be careful not to be struck by lightning!"

The little guy just stepped on the little toe of the fat man, and a burst of screams resounded through the dormitory.

……

After messing around for a while, he didn't get what he wanted, and instead of saying a word, he got kicked by Lu Xun. Usually, the fat man would have tried to get revenge, but now he was thinking about getting Lu Boyan to guarantee him, so he just didn't dare to do it. , and salivated and said that the little brother was right, I'm afraid I'm really going to leave this time.

If it's too hard, it's not bad to just come down the slope and come out with a bitter trick.

The fat man simply took out the bolt parts that he had already prepared from his pocket, and handed them to Lu Xun with sincerity.

"Here, take this thing as my last souvenir for my little brother."

Lu Xun's eyes lit up immediately, and he snatched it over, making sure that the fat man didn't tease himself with fake products, and then asked belatedly, "No, why did you look like a different person today, you fat man, did you take the wrong medicine?" ?”

Fatty showed all his acting skills, and said with a wry smile, "Actually, I was ready to leave a long time ago, this time I really came to say goodbye."

Without doing anything, the fat man sighed pretendingly, got up and walked out the door.

One step, two steps, the door is getting closer and closer, the fat man's heartstrings are tense, he yells to stop me, your sister, don't you want me to really leave like this...

The footsteps became slower and slower, and when they reached the door, there was no movement behind them, the fat man pretended to be extremely sad, and was about to say goodbye for the last time, and then left in despair.

When he looked back and saw that the little guy and Ruoxue had almost the same expressions, the fat man realized where he was wrong.

Both of these two are strange creatures with an EQ upper limit of only ten. Wouldn't it mean that Zhou Yu beat Lu Su by playing sensational by himself-wrong partner?

Suspicious Lu Xun glanced at Ruoxue who also didn't know what to say. Although the strange duo didn't notice Fatty's tricks, they instinctively felt that something was wrong.

"Although I don't know what the hell you're doing, but because you took the initiative to hand over the parts to me, I will also promise you an exchange, as long as I can do it, you say."

The little guy has always been the blood of the Emperor Slayer. Although he is young, he has a natural pride. He glanced at the trigger assembly in his hand, then at the fat man, and assembled the entire b82mx trigger with a click, and then quietly Wait for the fat man to make a condition.

Things took a turn for the better, Fatty didn't know it would go so smoothly, and his impression of Lu Xun as a spoiled brat suddenly changed a lot.

"Well, I only have one request, can you let me meet your father?"

Lu Xun obviously didn't expect Fatty to put forward such a condition. He thought he would take the opportunity to blackmail him, so he was stunned, and then he said a little embarrassed, "My father has lived in seclusion for so long, and he just doesn't want anyone to disturb him. In recent years, I like to travel everywhere, saying that when I am old, I should seize the opportunity to go around and see friends, and even I don’t know if he is still enjoying the sun in San Diego.”

Lu Xun explained casually, the fat man's eyes lit up, the Emperor Slayer is in San Diego?

"Can't you call to make sure?" At this time, the fat man couldn't care less about concealing his purpose, and asked directly.

Lu Xun shook his head, "Father never carries these things with him."

The fat man was immediately discouraged, and this is true. If a person who lives in seclusion does not want others to find him, how can he carry a communication terminal with him, and as long as he has this kind of technological product, the high-level officials of the Federation can use the central yang intelligence brain to locate In Lu Boyan's position, living in seclusion has become a joke.

No wonder the chief dean wanted to find Lu Xun by himself. It seemed that he couldn't get in touch with Lu Boyan.

"Why are you looking for Dad? Are you like Senior Brother Fan at that time, wanting to be repaired for itchy skin?"

Speaking of his father, Lu Xun was naturally full of pride and pride, squinting his eyes and asked the fat man back.

The fat man was poked into his weakness, and he changed the subject with a dry smile, "Where is it, I don't have the guts to be so fat, senior brother was beaten badly by your father back then?"

Disappointed, Fatty stopped worrying about where Lu Boyan was now, and began to gossip instinctively. In his opinion, Fan Xiaoshan's embarrassing past incidents definitely have potential value worth exploring.

"Tch, why do you always think of other people as you do? Who said that the elder brother went to fight. They stayed together for three days, and then the elder brother left. I asked my father what the hell he was here for, and my father said He just helped the elder brother to change some wrong paths."

A big man is a big man, even when talking to his own children, he likes to hide and make a fuss. The fat man sneered a few words, and when he was about to give up completely, he accidentally saw the eyes of the gun butt looking at him.

His eyes flicked as if pointing something.

Fatty's heart fluttered inexplicably. After seeing the butt of the gun, he took a look and went to the kitchen. He immediately left Lu Xun and Ruoxue and slipped into the kitchen.

As soon as he entered, Gunstock was not cooking, but was leaning against the coffee heater and waiting for him.

The fat man who was so blessed immediately took out a cigarette and handed it over.

He silently took the gun butt, lit it and said in a low voice, "Did the dean call you here?"

The fat man was startled, only to realize that although the butt of the gun looked big and thick, he was as careful as a hair, and he actually went straight to Huang Long from his own actions, revealing his original intention with a single sentence.

Seeing the fat man's expression, the gun butt guessed that it was close to ten, sighed and said, "It seems that the troubles you caused are not real."

The fat man was shocked again, the matter between himself and Bai Jitong was completely suppressed and no trace of the wind leaked out, how could the gun butt just say it casually like reading the newspaper in the morning and seeing the headlines, Lu Boyan liked it People are really not simple.

With a clear cough, the fat man honestly confessed, "Since you know everything, big brother, can you point out a way out?"

Seeing that Zou Yafu asked the fat man to beg Lu Xun to ask Lu Boyan to intervene, the gun butt knew that Ye Wushang's hands were broken by the fat man. It was said that they were still completely smashed, and there was no hope of repairing them.The fat boy in front of him is very talented. He knows that he is valued by Fan Xiaoshan and Zou Yafu. Make a punch.

Now things are too big, even the gun butt doesn't know how to help him for a while, he knows that Lu Boyan has left San Diego, but he doesn't know where the old master is now.The fat man was called in, just because he didn't want him to go to San Diego with a little fluke to make a fool of himself.

After being silent for a long time, the gun butt dropped the cigarette butt, looked into the fat man's eyes and said, "Since even the dean wants to protect you, I believe you must have your reasons for doing that. If you don't do it, the master is definitely not in San Diego now, although he is Before the little master left home and came to the academy, he told me that he would drop by East Imperial Capital to have fun, but he didn’t say the specific time.”

Fatty's eyes lit up, and he asked hastily, "That means that it is also possible that Lu Zhanhuang is currently in Dongdijing?"

The gun butt pondered for a while, then replied, "It's not impossible."

Fatty patted his thigh, "That's fine. Now that a dead horse is a living horse doctor, I'll try my luck. Maybe I can find it."

The face of the butt of the gun was a bit ugly, and it seemed that he was a little tangled in his heart, but the big man finally made up his mind and pressed his palm on the fat man's shoulder, and said very solemnly, "You don't object if you want to find me. Since I help you, I will help you." In the end, but you must promise me what I say next, and you can't tell the third person!"

Gunstock spoke seriously, even with a bit of murderous intent.

Fatty nodded obediently, thinking that it might be some kind of shocking secret, "Don't worry, if I say a word, you will punch my little brother."

"I'll kill you!" Gunbutt didn't accept this wretched oath, but added coldly.

Immediately afterwards, he took out a second cigarette from the cigarette case in the fat man's hand and lit it, and then he spoke in an inaudible voice.

"If the old master comes to East Imperial Capital, you only need to go to one kind of place to find him."

"Huh?" The fat man's eyes widened, and he waited expectantly for the next sentence.

"A place with top food and top beauty at the same time."

"..."