Fake Mechanic

() A perfect nine-headed beauty with a golden ratio.

The whole body is covered in expensive crimson orange dresses, ink-like silk, outlining the curves of the three circumferences, like a ball of black demon flames that can ignite the eyes of others, only the white shoulder on the right side is exposed. , raised his jade arm lightly, and waved at Tie Junchen.

It is none other than the kitten.

Fatty deliberately abducted to go to the villa but rushed to the empty woman. At this moment, it seemed that the heavens wanted to make up for his regret, so he ignored everyone's salivating eyes, and Pingping Tingting walked over.

The fat man's huge figure is really eye-catching, and the kitten also spotted him early in the morning, but he didn't seem surprised. After getting close, he even leaned over and touched the fat man's cheek lightly, which was regarded as a greeting.

The elated fatty didn't understand what was going on, and suddenly felt the eyes around him turn into all kinds of curses and viciousness, and he couldn't help sighing helplessly, evildoers are evildoers, and the means of diverting hatred are too ruthless.

She is obviously dressed as a light mature woman, but her face is facing the sky without any makeup. It is completely different from the first impression of the short skirt, long legs and heavy makeup on the day of the first meeting. When the fat man was restless, the kitten turned to Tie Jun Dust said something.

Although she could clearly see her lips moving, Fatty couldn't hear the slightest sound amidst the huge sound waves, and he couldn't help but feel impulsive again, whether to jump out and beat the band that was still playing with their lives and beat him to his knees.

Tie Junchen also replied, the distance was farther away, and the fat man didn't even hear half a syllable. He was about to raise his hand to suggest a quieter place again, but suddenly found something wrong.

The sound of barking water throats stopped, and the guitar solo sounded. Although it was quiet for a minute or two, he still didn't notice the slightest sound coming from the kitten's pink lips.

The strange thing was that Tie Junchen, who was farther away, seemed to hear clearly, nodded occasionally, and looked at the fat man with a smile.

Could it be that these two people would pass the sound transmission into secrets in ancient martial arts novels?

He was full of suspicion, but the fat man was not easy to ask. After all, the person Uncle Tie was waiting for was a kitten, and he was Cheng Yaojin who jumped in line. The frequency is getting more and more frequent, and the smile in the eyes is getting heavier and heavier.

"Stupid! They use lip reading."

Wei came out to answer the questions in time, and the fat man suddenly realized.

"Do you understand?"

Wei paused for a few seconds before replying, "The man said he needs the help of the Red Devil this time, the woman said why don't you go to the third prince's people, the man said you are easier to find than them, just like this interesting Little guy, this sentence should be about you."

Fatty replied angrily from the bottom of his heart, I know, you continue to listen.

With this "listening" device, the fat man simply stopped looking at the lips of the two, but turned his head to watch the guitarist on the bandstand showing off his hand speed, as if that was more interesting.

Wei's retelling reproduced the original conversation between the two, and the more Fatty listened to it, the more he felt chills in his heart. The two were like impromptu scriptwriters, slowly showing a good scene that was about to be staged in Tokyo in front of Fatty.

The kitten said, "Since everyone's goal is the coffin, they are competitors. His Majesty the Emperor once said that whoever takes back the fetish of the town will make him the crown prince. I think if the eldest prince is here today, he probably won't." Sell ​​your uncle's account."

Tie Junchen said, "What you said is also reasonable, but if what I want is not the throne, but just borrow something from the coffin, then there should be no conflict?"

Wei paused for a moment at this time, the fat man was just about to ask why you didn't translate from the bottom of his heart, when he suddenly realized that the kitten must be thinking about what the other party said, so he resisted the thought of turning his head, and continued to stare at the finger on the stage that almost brought The phantom jerk guitarist feigns admiration.

The kitten continued, "You have been traveling for so many years, could it be that you already know the secrets in the coffin?"

Tie Junchen said, "Hehe, I'm not the emperor. The boss spent countless efforts to bury the Red Devil in the heart of the Federation. He just wanted to sit on the chair under the buttocks of my elder brother and second brother. If you can't decide, pass the word to the boss. , let him make up his own mind. But it’s best to give me an answer before I change my mind and make a deal with the third child, as far as I know, Guan Pingzhong is the one who can make up his mind on behalf of the third child.”

The kitten paused again, and continued, "But the manager is dead."

When Wei relayed the words to Fatty's heart, he finally couldn't help it. The two of them actually talked about the old man. This was something he didn't expect. He turned his head in a hurry and saw Tie A mocking smile appeared on Jun Chen's face.

Wei's words resounded in his heart again, Fatty was completely stunned.

"Little girl, are you trying my tricks, or are you pretending that I am really blind and unable to see the tricks of the third child? If Guan Pingzhong died so easily, his third child would still grab the chair!"

Seeing that Tie Junchen glanced at him intentionally or unintentionally, the fat man quickly squeezed out a smile, raised his glass to him, and continued to pretend to be deaf and dumb.

Tie Junchen continued, "I've already made it clear, let the boss choose whether it's an enemy or a friend, and the third brother doesn't have any red devils or black devils under his command, but just a few random people almost made the Crimson Orange Star out of the coffin, From this point of view, what I said back then is still correct. In the way of employing people, the boss is not as good as the youngest."

Seeing that the kitten was still silent, Tie Junchen raised his wine glass and touched the fat man.

What Wei then relayed made the expression on Fatty's face instantly freeze.

"For example, this little guy, since you are so close to him, it's nothing more than the red devil's intention to recruit him, but what a superficial touch just now is nothing, if I were the boss of your family, I would have given him the whole of you, concubine love Wouldn’t it be a good thing if the Red Devils could add another helping hand if they got what they wanted?”

When Tie Junchen said this, he almost said it to the fat man, as if he was sure he would know the content, and the playful smile on the corner of his mouth made the fat man who claimed to be good at acting almost reveal his secrets.

He tried his best to keep calm on his face, but Fatty still shivered in his heart.

Jiang is still old and hot, this uncle seems to be able to see through people...

Just when the fat man was using alcohol to hide the embarrassing expression on his face, the kitten seemed to have made up his mind suddenly, and took the fat man's arm, his soft chest pressed against his arm, his lips moved slightly, and he said something, pulling The fat man went out.

Some fat people who didn't know what to do, only had time to see Uncle Tie chuckle, raised his wine glass and made a gesture of congratulation and farewell to himself, before he was dragged out of the noisy club by the kitten.

"Wei, what is the last sentence, can you translate it, how can you leave after talking?"

The fat man shouted from the bottom of his heart, but there was no movement from Wei for a long time.

It wasn't until a few meters out of the clubhouse that the fresh air filled his chest and lungs again, that Wei sighed and said, "Who says I'm not his?"

"Ah?" Fatty didn't realize it for a while, but when he realized that this was the last sentence the kitten said to Tie Junchen, the expression on his face became even more exciting.

Wei added another sentence at the end, making Fatty's heart even more confused.

"Your unstoppable love luck is here again. It's still the old rule. I'll give you a free night!"

It was like a stone sinking into the sea, and no more news came. The fat man felt the tingling sensation on the outside of his arm, like a cat who had escaped from his home and was caught by his master again, staggeringly disappeared into the Deep in the night.

In the wine, the middle-aged man, who seemed to be able to see all this through the wall through his head, still smiled, shook his head and said something to himself, but was completely covered by the roar of the lead singer again.

"These young people, isn't it shameful to sleep on your own accord?"

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ps: I can't add more, I feel a little sorry for Xiao Mu's last ticket last month!

But it is recorded in the bill owed notice.

At the beginning of the month, the fat man shouted in a swirling voice: Do you have a ticket?Dear... Red ticket and monthly ticket are fine!

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Again ps: For the two teenagers in the top post in the book review area, Li Xunhuan Joy and Hundred Thousand Asura, who are determined to complete the quiz to the end, I express my admiration, you are really not afraid of death...

I didn't know that the fat man would call certain characters with your name, ahem, a hundred times a hundred times!