Fake Mechanic

() "You're almost dead and talk so much, how did you generate such a temperament?"

The voice from somewhere in the darkness is erratic, sometimes old and sometimes young, and it is impossible to tell whether it is a human or a ghost at once, but the fat man suddenly settles down, as long as there is a reaction, it is fine, and now this situation can be managed so much Well, a starving person can pick up a few big bowls of white noodles without oil and salt, not to mention that he has a temper that will die if he doesn't talk.

"Death is not dead yet. You can't even show your face. It would be great if someone came to chat with you. Why are there so many complaints?" Fatty counterattacked fearlessly, and suddenly felt that this scene was familiar now. This is the case when meeting a little goblin, but the world in front of her is missing 12 star-like personality fragments.

"Fairy? Monster?"

Seeing that the other party was being squeezed out of his mouth by him, the fat man remembered an old line and made a joke.

This topic successfully aroused the interest of the voice in the dark, and he asked back, "What do you think?"

Fatty immediately became addicted, and almost said whether you are human, ghost, ghost, or demon, could it be that a transvestite who turned into a ghost came out, and then thought that there might be nothing to talk about, in case whether he can survive or not is really in his hands In the hands of the owner behind this voice, saying this is the rhythm of the customer bullying the store, so he changed his answer casually, and said first.

"Looking at your erratic whereabouts, you don't want to show up easily. You are quite a master. I think you are a god!"

A big laugh sounded, "Actually, what you want to say is that I look like a sneaky person, and I'm definitely not a human being? But you are right, I am no longer a human being, and as for the gods and monsters, they are just the sustenance of human beings." Whether it really exists, you and I know from the bottom of our hearts."

"Then...how do I call you, Your Excellency?"

"I was you in the previous life, and you are me in this life."

Born and raised in the Federation, Xiang Yu is a firm atheist. Those movie stories with strange powers and gods are just a boring pastime for the people of the Federation. All weird phenomena can be analyzed transparently based on laws, principles and various experimental data. Those illusory things are naturally like weeds that have been uprooted and burned to the ground. There is no possibility of rooting and sprouting. Bugatti dares to occupy Tokyo The last torch burned countless temples and scriptures and pavilions to the point that almost no tiles were left. It was because of the growing strength of scientific theories that they had already occupied an irreplaceable and solid position in the hearts of the people of the Federation.What's the point of burning the dwelling place of people who pretend to be gods and play tricks and trick people?

At this moment, hearing the other party pull a sentence that seems to only be found in ancient books, Xiang Yu sneered a few times from the bottom of his heart, and then said, "Who are you and me in the next life?"

Playing with the young master, there are many such sentences in the old man's collection of lonely books that are about to grow into bookworms.

The voice in the darkness was silent for a few seconds before answering with a smile, "Your temperament is really strange. You obviously don't believe me but you are still willing to follow my words. Do you want to wait until the hole is deep enough and big enough before you dig it in one fell swoop?" Is it enough to kill me?"

When the other party broke his mind, Fatty didn't feel embarrassed in the slightest, instead he raised the topic directly, "It doesn't matter if you are me or I am you, since we are brothers and you say I am not dead, then send me out earlier , I’ll burn hundreds of beauties to you later.”

The voice laughed again, "Has this custom become popular in the Federation? As far as I know, burning incense paper offerings to dead relatives and friends in my era was a unique tradition of the Glory Empire."

Xiang Yu replied indifferently, "The Federation occupies the di du star, so it is natural to go to the countryside and follow the customs. It is nothing surprising. According to what you say, you have been dead for a while."

"There is no concept of time in this world. Although I know that I have been dead for many years, the moment of death to me is like what happened just a second before you came in. You are not dead yet, so I can't understand it. feel this way.”

"Ahem, let me say, are you not going to answer my question directly, are you going to send me out or not?"

There was another chuckle in the darkness, "People's thinking always likes to follow the routine, and when they encounter things they don't understand, they habitually seek help from their side. Can't you get out of the current predicament yourself? I'm dead, You are still alive, you want to go to the living world, and you ask me, a dead person, isn’t it ridiculous? Wherever you come from, you can go back wherever you come from, and if you get lost occasionally, just turn back.”

Xiang Yu was taken aback for a moment, and his heart skipped a beat at what the other party said. It sounded reasonable, but he felt that something was wrong, and he couldn't tell what was wrong for a while.

Xiang Yuming thought about it for a long time before he found something strange, and then he cursed, "Your sister has been messing around for a long time and still hasn't answered my question directly. A lot of jabbering is just trying to cover up the fact that you can actually send me out, right?!"

Accompanied by approving laughter, a human figure finally appeared in the darkness. There was still no light around, but the thick black faded away, like a rude peasant woman was washing dirty clothes that were beyond recognition. It made the depth uneven, and there was a sense of layering, and it became a little agile.

It's just that the fat man is very familiar with that face, it's obviously me, and to be more precise, it's me after losing weight.

"Stop playing, okay? I know I'm actually handsome, but my face is a little fleshy. What's the point of meeting people with my appearance!"

In fact, Xiang Yu has never done talking to himself in the mirror. He is not a narcissistic person, but now the opposite person obviously has this tendency, and even his smile and tone suddenly increase his strong self-confidence. "It's the same root, of course I want to chat a few words to get acquainted with each other. After waiting for so long, I finally got the result. Although it is not satisfactory, since the teacher can send you to me, it is naturally time for me to go out. "

"Wait, let's not say who this teacher is. What do you mean it's time for you to go out? If you die, I will live. If you want to go out, I will go out. It is not that you plan to rape me, let me go to jail here for you ?”

The one in black, Xiang Yu, shook his head, "We are from the same root, so why bother with each other? I'm going out, so you will naturally go out too. Isn't it a happy ending for everyone?"

"Wait, wait! Why don't you fucking like to answer me directly? After I go out, I will still be me, and you have nothing to do with me, right?" It is clear that there is no bottom line.

The expression on the face of the man in the dark seemed a little disappointed, as if he felt a little sad that the fat man hadn’t understood the deep meaning of what he said, and sighed, “I told you a long time ago that you are me and I am you. Is it that difficult for yourself?"

Regardless of Fatty's resistance, the figure continued to move forward, as if it was about to crash into his body, without any intention of stopping.

The fat man yelled angrily, "I am me, who the hell are you who just said it and you will die!"

The black figure floated closer like a ghost, and at the moment when the two almost identical faces overlapped, Xiang Yu felt a powerful and incomparable thought rushing into his body, bringing the endless darkness into his heart, losing Before he became conscious, he vaguely heard the last sentence of that voice.

"My women call me Your Majesty, my teachers call me Xiaotian...a long time ago I had a name, Sean Skyle..."

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ps: Brother Xun Huan, the fat man is not the prince of the empire, you only made a mistake.