Fake Mechanic

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Zou Yafu once thought that the fat man's condition would be this, and he revealed the secret that Mu Yueshan is a woman disguised as a man in one sentence. In one breath, he asked, "How do you know?"

Fatty took it for granted, "I have to ask, now who doesn't know the Mayflower sisters, they claim to have more fans than the total number of Imperial Team..."

Seeing Zou Yafu's ugly face, the fat man realized that he had made a mistake, and coughed twice in embarrassment, "You're asking about Mu Yueshan, I thought... the little girl lives in the same dormitory with me, and sooner or later it will happen." To reveal the truth, it means that the dean, you and his father are so naive as to think that you can hide the truth."

"The Muyue family has kept this secret safe and sound for more than ten years, what do you think?"

Zou Yafu's cold tone made the fat man restrain his complacency immediately. Thinking back, if Wei hadn't reminded himself, he might have been kept in the dark by now, and Mu Yueshan gradually revealed her daughter's true nature only after she was exposed. Come on, the acting skills were really top-notch before, and there were no flaws. The main reason was that this girl's breasts were too weak. If she changed to Xuemei, it would be a cough, but Ruoxue should have self-knowledge.

Seeing that the fat man lowered his head and kept silent, his eyes were rolling around and he was thinking about something, Zou Yafu sighed and said, "Forget it, since you found out, I don't intend to hide it from you, but if you expose it Get out, I'm sure someone will do whatever it takes to keep you in the fringe galaxy for the better part of your life."

"Okay, okay, dean, don't scare me, I'm not a fool."

Seeing that Zou Yafu did not explicitly reject the conditions of Sister Mayflower, Fatty felt a little more balanced, "When are you leaving?"

"As long as you agree, go and pack your things. I will immediately notify the spaceship at Quaid Base to leave in an hour, but I would like to remind you at the end." Zou Yafu said seriously, "Don't be careless. Life lost."

"Don't worry, don't worry, I have a sense of propriety." The fat man walked away laughing.

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Zou Yafu wants to send Fatty away as soon as possible, so that this guy won't cause any trouble in East Imperial Capital. After all, the Baiye family now regards him as a thorn in their side, not to mention the very vengeful Bugatti family. In the past two days, Zou Yafu has learned about it through his eyeliner. , Long Ze was also in the clubhouse that day, and the kidnapping of Bai Jitong was caused by this precious son of Bugatti. He understood that Ji Tong had already made some kind of private agreement with the Bugatti family. Bugatti wanted to send Fatty to the Triangle Hell, and maybe there was an element of venting his son's anger in it.

Fatty also wanted to leave Dongdijing early, and drank for a few days. Although his mood was not so bad, this city is still the place where the old man was buried, so it's not a bad thing to leave for a while.

At this time, Wei finally spoke out.

The first sentence is, "Do you still want your spaceship?"

Only then did the fat man remember this matter, he slapped his thigh and said that you didn't say it earlier, I almost forgot that the old man left something for me, then Wei briefly explained what she had done in the past two days, and the fat man suddenly Jumping and yelling at Bugatti, this grandson is uneasy and kind, what belongs to me belongs to him, and like father, like son, both father and son like to blatantly steal what others like.

After scolding, he asked, "Where is the spaceship?"

"It will be transported to the r4 garbage star for waste disposal soon. If you want it, I will have to leave you for a while."

The fat man fell silent for a moment, "Why, can't you use your ability to remotely control that ship and go to the edge galaxy with me?"

Wei appeared in Fatty's field of vision, and patiently explained, "As long as you are not in the mecha, I can't easily borrow the authority of the central yang brain, not to mention that planet r4 is far away from Star Crimson, and you understand why Yes, so we can only temporarily live in that starship, which is the safest way."

The fat man suddenly thought of something, and after a while he said in a deep voice, "You did this because the old man left me this boat?"

Wei smiled noncommittally, "You still didn't want to burn the dilapidated tavern he left you in the end, not to mention letting a valuable starship turn into rubbish, I feel distressed."

This girl just refuses to let go of her arrogance and say something soft, how does this personality resemble mine, really...

Sighing, the fat man said, "You go, although I don't know what specific plan you have to get the starship, but I believe you."

Wei was silent for a while, and then said, "I'm not around, so be careful, I'll send the ship to the edge galaxy as soon as possible."

Before the fat man could speak again, the stunning woman who was always dressed in black in his field of vision was already gone.

With a wry smile, the fat man pulled himself together and went back to the dormitory to pack his luggage, but after arranging and tidying up, only the illustration of Jin Ping Mei and the chain from Ruoxue in his hand could not be put down, the other things were nothing more than a change of clothes Class, crumpled tightly is only a small bag, the fat man is extremely poor at folding clothes, looking at the messy pile of bags on the bed, he simply raised his eyebrows, put the illustration in his underwear pocket, fastened the bracelet and went straight out the door.

Mu Yueshan and Ruoxue had already waited outside the door and ordered sausages.

The three of them looked a little bit reluctant, even the always quiet Silly Meng had strange brilliance in his eyes, and the fat man with no long hands smiled, and everyone hugged him tightly when he went up, and then said, " I'm not going to die, why are all of you frowning as if I'm gone forever, and when I get a firm foothold, I'll pick you up for a vacation and have fun."

Sausage said with a bitter face, "You walked in style, I haven't learned the tricks you taught me, but the vacation is spared, brother, I want to live for two more years."

Mu Yueshan is imitating the example now, she just kicked the sausage's ass, and said, "Both are idiots who can't talk!"

Ever since the tavern gave me a slap in the face, the little girl's female power has greatly increased, and the fat man can't stand it anymore, thinking whether she is going to become a royal sister or a queen, why didn't she find out that she has such violent tendencies before, so be prepared Dodging, but Mu Yueshan just gritted her teeth and said simply after looking at the fat man, "As long as you don't mess around, you won't die!"

The two big men were dumbfounded, and the fat man couldn't laugh or cry in his heart. If you want to pretend to be a man in front of the sausage, you don't need to use such words?

Bai Lingxing girl's words solved the problem in time, but it was more than that.

"When I see you again, I will definitely smile for you."

The sausage at the side suddenly felt that he couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the three of them. Thinking about being forced to take pictures by these two good friends that night, he was even more confused. The fat girl wanted it, and the man wanted it too. My hobbies are unusual, no wonder I can open a prototype...

Several people had different thoughts, and they didn't say much when the military vehicle painted with the Quaid base symbol approached.

The fat man got into the military vehicle, and the vehicle started slowly. When he was about to turn his head to show a sunny, confident and charming smile to his friends, his eyes suddenly became sore, his neck stiffened halfway, and he drove out of the three people in a strange posture. Sight.

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The Quaid base is the largest military base in the urban area of ​​Tokyo. You can see eye-catching landmark buildings from a long distance away. Those vault-shaped giant cosmic telescopes are hidden under the dome, plus a large area with The satellite antenna array the size of a basketball court, the reset card only three kilometers away from the base, and warning placards can be seen everywhere, creating a tense and solemn atmosphere.

Fatty was sitting alone in a special car, and the driver in military uniform ignored him at all, and didn’t even look at him except to verify his identity. The man who would die if he didn’t speak was holding back all the way, which was very uncomfortable.

When he arrived in front of a small spaceship at the base, he saw a large number of ground crews on the base busy making the final preparations before take-off, the fat man finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it would not be such a big spaceship and I was sitting on it alone. The Federation also thinks highly of me.

After getting out of the car with two empty hands, a man with the rank of major came over and glanced at the second lieutenant badge on the fat man's shoulder, glanced at the recording light screen in his hand, and asked without raising his head, "Second lieutenant Xiang Yu?"

Fatty nodded while looking around. The streamlined black spaceship looked majestic. He didn't know what his own ship would look like. Just as he was thinking wildly, the major softened his stern tone when he saw Fatty's information. "Prototype No. 1 pilot, super pilot."

This person was supposed to check personal information, but the last four words were read out in a questioning tone by this person. The fat man turned around and added with a smile, "I just joined the army and I don't know the rules. Brother, please forgive me. , just playing around."

This ruffian quack talk instantly dispelled the major's original sense of awe. He looked at the fat man in front of him carefully again, took out a chip scanner from his waist, and put it close to the back of Xiang Yu's neck to confirm. for a moment.

The same message came again from the light screen terminal. The major was a little speechless. The system information had been verified to be correct, but the fat man's foolish demeanor still made him sigh secretly. It would be a bad luck for such a person to be sent to the Triangular Hell. Little, the people who can survive on those three planets should be the type who have already boarded the spaceship.

Now that the last person was in place, the major entered a series of instructions on the light screen and transmitted them to the flight control center of the base, then waved his hand to signal the fat man to board the ship himself.

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The spaceship is not big. Apart from the cockpit, it is a small leisure cabin. There are already several people sitting in it. The fat man glanced at it casually and was startled.

This scene is no worse than that of the college entrance examination. Several of them are in unforgettable looks, and it seems that everyone is in a bad mood, and their faces are ugly.

Footsteps sounded behind him, and the major walked in, with the light screen behind his back with his hands, looked around everyone and said loudly, "The target of this flight is Pulao star in the marginal galaxy, all the members are here, only you six, According to the original plan, you will form a combat team and be incorporated into the fifth special operations team of Pu Lao Star, the team code name is Deep Blue."

After a pause, seeing that everyone seemed to like to listen or not to listen, the major smiled bitterly. He had read the information on these people just now, and they were all thorny figures transferred from various troops. Chao compiled the list with painstaking effort. From the very beginning, he knew that to make these arrogant characters obedient, at least it was beyond his ability.

Except for the fat young man who came in at the end, that little guy was staring at him with wide eyes, as if he was afraid that he might miss a word.

The major took a look at the light screen behind him, and continued, "My mission is to send you to Pulao. Before the spaceship lands and meets the commander of the Fifth Special Operations Squad, I have one last hurray." One thing to do is to give a brief introduction to each other for you, as for the internal affairs of the group, you decide on your own."

Before he could continue speaking, a slender young man in the corner who was eating fruit with a small knife snorted coldly, "The last sentence seems to be beyond the scope of your power, why do you decide to let us decide on our own Internal matters?"

This sentence was as chilling as the knife in his hand, the fat man couldn't help but look at that person more, and there was only one thought in his heart, this guy's fingers are so fucking beautiful, slender and fair, just like a woman.

The major seemed to have a good sense of self-cultivation, and said with a smile, "If I remember correctly, your name is Chu Yan, and you are from the East Imperial Capital Swat Rapid Response Force. Since you said so, everyone must have the same thoughts, so I just save worry and trouble. Finally Good luck with your mission."

The major went straight into the cockpit, and the six people who left the rest cabin fell silent again.

Chu Yan glanced at the crowd, then casually finished peeling the apple in his hand, picked up a long strand of apple skin, put it in his mouth instead of throwing it away, and said while chewing, "Everyone heard, this time Being inexplicably transferred out to take out the broken mission of Pu Laoxing, you must have offended a certain high-level just like me to end up like this, anyway, since you are on a boat, there must be someone at the helm."

A thick and dull voice sounded, directly interrupting Chu Yan's words.

"You want to let you be the team leader of this group. Hmph, I, Xiong Baiyuan, are the first to disagree. Why, just rely on your sissy little fruit knife?"

A man who was stronger than He Jiu sitting at the table was speaking, and took out a two-foot-long sharp knife from the leather knife pouch behind him, and slashed it on the aluminum alloy table in front of him with a loud sound. The knife didn't even get into the metal table, and got stuck obliquely in the table.

"This is called a knife!"

The young man in the corner sneered, and after eating the apple peel, he casually threw the apple into the recycling trash can beside him, "Big Bear, it's not like you and I haven't competed in the fitness gym before. To be honest, I don't care about your strength. I really didn't see it, let me think about it, you beat me several times, oh yes, not once!"

The strong man who lived up to his name snorted, and asked back with a flushed face, "Fist and kick skills are not as good as yours, Chu Yan, but I can't lose to you when playing with knives."

Chu Yan sneered again, "You should be glad that the self-cultivation hall does not allow you to fight with weapons, otherwise you can pray that you will become an octopus in the next life, and make up for what you lost in this life."

The fat man on the side was so happy to hear this, he could not wait to clap his hands loudly, the nameless resentment that he had been holding back all the way finally disappeared, the dialogue between the two big swordsmen met Xiaodao style, it would be more worthwhile if they had a direct fight Back to the fare.On his side, he cheered shamelessly secretly, wishing he could perform a full martial arts immediately to dispel the boredom of interstellar travel.

Another person stood up and said with a chuckle, "We are all in the same group, why bother to be so tit for tat, in the future you two will have to cover for someone else, don't make too much noise."

Chu Yan and Fatty glanced at the person who spoke at the same time. It is strange to say that this person has been unknown since he boarded the spaceship. It doesn't look like a soldier at all. If the major hadn't said that everyone here is from the military, the fat man would almost have thought he was a middle school teacher who was traveling by boat.

But once he started to speak, the fat man could clearly feel an aura emanating from this man, just like the exaggerated sword drawn by Xiong Baiyuan, making it impossible not to pay attention to his every move.

"Who are you?" Chu Yan frowned lightly.

"My name is Du Yunmiao, and I'm from the Secret Service." When the man with glasses said this, he glanced at Xiang Yu intentionally or unintentionally.

Fatty's heart skipped a beat, Secret Service?Could it be that this guy knew him a long time ago and was specially arranged by the elder brother?If it is true, that would be a good thing. Having someone more reliable is not a bad thing.

However, as if he wanted to disappoint the fat man on purpose, Du Yunmiao's next sentence almost made his jaw drop to the ground.

"Using knives and guns to hurt brotherhood, I have a good suggestion for choosing a team leader. Uh, why don't we draw lots."

Take it back, I'm just blind, and I said that Mr. Fan's people are reliable, this is not only unreliable, it's a joke, not just the fat man, everyone in the small rest cabin showed a trace of Contempt look.

Only then did Du Yunmiao show a playful smile, and raised his eyebrows and said, "Of course, I'm joking. The selection of the team leader is related to the lives of everyone in our team. Of course, it can't be a joke. Draw lots as a backup plan. If you have to choose, I think he can do it."

As he spoke, Du Yunmiao slowly raised his hand, moved his index finger horizontally, and finally landed on the fat man whose chin hadn't been picked up yet.

"Yes, it's you," Du Yunmiao seemed not to see the stunned eyes of the fat man, and continued to say, "The youngest super pilot in Dongdijing, the closed disciple of President Zou Yafu of the Zurich Military Academy, I don't think everyone will know it." Any objections?"

Picking up his chin, he found that his eyes were staring out. The fat man had a very complicated expression on his face. The five people around him seemed to be staring at him with eyes that could see through the color of his underwear. It felt very uncomfortable.

Most importantly, he once again underestimated Fan Xiaoshan's men.

This seemingly gentle and harmless brother with glasses has a very bad mind.

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ps: The deep blue team is looking for two excellent supporting roles. If anyone volunteers to play, leave a message in the book review area, and I will reply.