Fake Mechanic

The breasts are so unattractive that I can just treat you as a man, but what kind of creativity is it to have an oriental invincible look below you!

The milky white substance was completely absorbed and formed, the intense burning pain disappeared instantly, and even the suction force that had been pulling the two of them sinking disappeared instantly. The fat man finally heaved a sigh of relief, and the first reaction in his subconscious mind was finally... temporarily... won't die.

Once his life was in danger, the fat man's wretched nature broke out instantly, and the complaints in his mind popped out uncontrollably.

"Who is Dongfang Bubai?" A dull voice rang in his ears, startling him again.

"Do you know telepathy?" Fatty asked from the bottom of his heart.

"Where did you get these seven soul blood crystals?"

"You are Pu Lao?"

Both of them answered with questions, and the situation was a bit weird.

Everything in front of him became clear again, and the fat man quickly picked up the seven stones floating in front of him into his hands, and shouted from the bottom of his heart, "I'm about to suffocate to death, with your ability, get some air out for me. It shouldn’t be too much for me to take two puffs, right?” [

"As far as I know, you humans call the breathable water the primitive ocean. I have transformed the area covered by the light into a primitive ocean. If you inhale it into your lungs, you don't have to worry about lack of oxygen."

The fat man was taken aback. Not long ago, he had seen the molecular restructuring liquid that could allow life to breathe underwater on Yazi star. He didn't expect to see the genuine version now. Just as he was about to make a move, he stopped again and looked at the other party in doubt.

"You wouldn't intentionally trick me into choking myself to death just to make these stones belong to the Lord?"

"Ye Fu once said that you humans are the most shameful life forms in this universe, and it is true."

"Shame on your head, you broke up my great marriage with Yiguang, stripped me naked and buried me at sea without dignity, have you considered my feelings?"

As long as the other party is willing to break the truth with me, it will be easy. Fatty has been used to it for 16 years, and the most feared is a Taoist gentleman who is full of benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and trustworthiness, and immediately explodes with foul language and strong voice, "Also, what kind of onion is Ye Fiend? "

The water marks on the face of the human body made of milky white suspended matter rippled for a moment, and a contemptuous smile appeared clearly, "You named my clone Yi Guang? Your good marriage with her?"

The fat man was a little annoyed by the naked mocking tone, "Don't think that if you get a man's body that has been cut off, I'll make a fool of you, Yi Guang is a real woman, forget it in this life, I had sex with her in my previous life It has been many times that the relationship between a man and a woman is not called marriage, but it is called love, don't try to fool me!"

Seemingly finding it interesting to communicate with such shameless humans, Pu Lao went straight back to the previous topic, "Tell me, where did you get those seven soul blood crystals?"

The fat man subconsciously wanted to put the seven stones into his pocket, but when he stretched his hand down, he realized that he was naked, and he became more and more annoyed, "Since you are talking to me in the form of a human being, I will reluctantly teach you how to be a human being." First, you should report yourself first, and second, when you ask for help, you should be more polite, and there is a word that reads 'please', do you know that? Seven, one, quote—please!"

The son is wretched and fat, and if he succeeds, he will be rampant.

How could the fat man not know that the other party wanted something from him after living for so many years, so his arrogance became more arrogant, and he even began to teach the other party babble every word.

"Since you don't want to say it, I'll drill into your mind and see for myself."

The human form got a little impatient, and raised its finger towards the fat man, a white finger twisted like ramen noodles, and burrowed towards the fat man's face like a snake.

"wait!"[

The fat man roared from the bottom of his heart, he stretched out his five fingers and stopped the other party.This guy has been pretending to hold back until now he is finally subdued, and he doesn't care if he will be choked to death, anyway, choking to death is death, suffocation is also death, he sucked the clean water around his mouth and nose, and suddenly felt a rush There was a wonderful sense of nourishment, and the suffocation that almost drove him crazy was gone.

Pu Lao didn't lie to himself, this is indeed a primitive ocean, breathable water!

Like the face-changing trick of the ancient earth era, the fat man changed into a flattering smile in the blink of an eye, and held the seven stones in his hands like a dog, and handed them out.

"Although this stone is a token of love given to me by a girl, you can take it if you like, and return Yiguang to me. What else do you need?" He raised his hand and pointed in the direction of the coastal murloc town. "There are a lot of important people, men and women, fat or thin, high or low IQ, you can choose."

Now he is a commanding officer with a bare body, these Laoshizi soul blood crystals are nothing, life is at stake!Looking at the white snake that suddenly stretched a few feet and writhed like a living thing in front of him, the fat man knew the times and became a hero.

If this thing gets into your mind, even if you survive, you will have nightmares for half your life.

The man withdrew his fingers and continued to ask, "How did that girl get the soul blood crystal?"

Since the fat man is in the first year of junior high school, he is not afraid to be in the fifteenth year. He poured out all the words Tianxia Ruoxue described to him about the beast soul stone, and even revealed the exact location of Bai Lingxing.

After hearing this, Pu Lao fell into deep thought, and asked again after a while, "What do you mean by the previous life?"

Fatty Nai had no choice but to roughly talk about how he accidentally got a strange stone in his previous life and used it to come back to life. It took a long time before he revealed an extremely humane wry smile.

"It turns out that Night Fury is already dead. You were born with the power of Night Fury. No wonder you can support yourself in the primordial ocean for so long with your weak and pitiful spiritual power. Bai Lingxing? You inherited the power of Night Fury, but you wear The soul blood crystals transformed by Nie Shuang's people are really ironic!"

The fat man was completely confused.

"Wait a minute, can you tell me that the story can come out one character at a time? I don't understand Ye Fu, Nirvana, and Soul Blood Crystal at all!"

Pu Lao stared at the fat man with great interest for a long time, his weird eyes made his skin crawl all over, then he pointed at Yi Guang and said, "She is my clone, you should know that, right?"

Fatty immediately cupped his hands, "I've heard about your name for a long time, it's a great honor to meet you again."

Pu Lao looked at the fat man with a strange expression and said, "Do you know that you can be regarded as a half clone of Ye Fiend now? The black stone you found is also a soul blood crystal, but it is higher in level than the ones in your hand. I don't know how many times, Ye Fu is the leader of the clan, it is not surprising that the nucleus of life after his death can turn out such a large soul blood crystal. As for Nie Shuang, you can treat her as the spouse of Ye Fu, if only the former For half of their lives, the two of them will be endless enemies for the rest of their lives."

"Wait, wait, I understand half of what you mean. According to what you say, Ye Fu and Nie Shuang are the same as you..." After thinking for a long time, the fat man didn't know what adjective to use, and finally squeezed Say one word, "Dick?"

As he said that, his eyes couldn't help moving down to the crotch of the other party, and he quickly moved away pretending to be serious, thinking that he had been obsessed with this guy's clone, and now he found that the other party was completely different from Yi Guang Fatty's body structure suddenly felt indescribably messy.

The doll sensed Fatty's wretched thoughts, and sighed, "You humans are really obsessed with this, it's not just an instinctive behavior for the continuation of the race."

The fat man was a little dissatisfied, "If you are not interested, there is no motivation. No wonder you are the only Pulao star. Besides, you don't know anything about what Yiguang saw and heard outside. Isn't she your clone?"

The doll said, "I'm basically in a dormant period. I wake up because of certain things these days. As long as the avatar returns to my body, I can read all her memories, but [-]% of them are just used information."

"Then why did you create a doppelgänger, and specially made it into a woman's body. Dormancy? Don't tell me that the roar of the bottom of the sea every night is because you are sleeping and snoring." The fat man was a little worried, how could Yi Guang be you? The doppelgänger of a man who is not a woman... It's too deceitful.

After learning about Fatty's relationship with Ye Fu, Pu Lao's attitude towards him changed a lot, and he explained patiently, "As long as you understand our race, you will naturally know the answer to these things. Now you need to spend more time talking. It's just that you and What my avatar wants to know is also related to Ye Fu and Nie Shuang, and even related to you humans, do you want to hear it?"

"I want to hear it very much, but first you tell me what race you, Ye Fiend, and Nirvana are?"

The doll smiled and said, "If you call it a long, long time ago..."

"We also have a name—Dragon."

"..."

The stunned fat man was stunned for a long time before he came to his senses, "Stop joking, what era is this? Those stories about dragons and phoenixes are all stories that grandpa used to deceive grandson in ancient times, okay?"

As soon as the fat man finished speaking, he felt a little regretful. Didn't he just demote himself two generations and admit that he was a grandson?

However, the human figure of Pu Lao didn't mind this, and said slowly, "A long time ago, we were the most powerful biological group in this universe. In fact, I really like the name Dragon Clan that you humans gave us later. Because it is powerful and The lifespan is extremely long, the number of our dragons has always been small, and the most powerful ones are Ye Fu and Nirvana."

"They once sent their avatars to perform around this universe. The oldest habitat of your humans, the blue planet, if I remember correctly, should be called the Earth. They also left their footprints, and because they are on the Earth You human beings began to call the supreme ruler the real dragon emperor, these four words are quite appropriate. In a sense, many people on the ancient earth are descendants of Ye Fu and Nirvana. .”

The fat man was dumbfounded. Are the ancient earthlings descendants of aliens?But Pu Lao’s words are unquestionable, and the real dragon emperor’s words are also very appropriate. The fat man has read the old man’s collection of books, and the stories of dreaming of yellow dragons and white dragons entering his body and giving birth to princes are everywhere in the history books of the ancient earth. It's really possible that the Dragon Clan is behind the scenes.

There is a dragon standing in front of him. In his previous life, the woman who loved me was actually a dragon girl?

The truth came quite suddenly, so the fat man was a little confused.