Fake Mechanic

Xiang Yu suddenly felt a few more sticks protruding from his body, stabbing from the soles of his feet all the way to Tianling Gai, his body stiffened instantly, his forehead and heart were burning hot as if on fire, causing him to hold his head in his hands and scream in pain.

"Pi is an expert in using poison in the dragon clan. Because he is not big, the soul blood crystals solidified from the core of life are not big, but small size does not necessarily mean weak."

Yi Guang on the side explained leisurely, obviously he has no sympathy for Fatty's self-inflicted life.

"Your sister, why didn't you just say that!"

The fat man felt as if a few bumps had grown on his forehead in the blink of an eye, and when he rushed to the mirror, he wailed again.

"What's with the big bag on my fucking head!"

"Haven't you heard the old saying about the Nine Poems of Xiongfei?"

The fat man was stunned for half a second, then cursed again, "You mean I want to grow nine heads?"

"Eight to be exact, don't you already have a head?" Yi Guang poured a cup of tea at some point, holding the cup and looking at him with a half-smile, "As I said just now, you Don't blame me for not stopping you." [

"That's not the point!!!" The fat man was almost going crazy, "Did you tell me that I would grow eight heads?"

There was a bulge on the head that was already bald and without half a hair, and it looked even weirder and uglier. The fat man now regrets not letting Yu Meixin get a wig, but the long bulge on the head is just a trivial matter, and his body seems to be on fire The pain was like waves, and he even seemed to hear the bubbling sound of blood boiling. He gritted his teeth and said, "Don't tell me that I can spit out a fireball later!"

"Don't worry, it's just an illusion given to you by the fire and poison attacking your heart. With your body transformed from Ye Furan's origin, this burning sensation will last for at most half a day before it will be completely assimilated. It's just a bag on your head..."

"If it can't be eliminated, I will never end with you!"

"It depends on when you can fully integrate the soul blood crystal of the beast into your body. You only have one more head now. The more you delay, maybe you will really grow eight little bald heads." Yi Guang finally covered his mouth. Smile, the bright flowery smile made the fat man stunned, and most of the anger in his stomach disappeared.

The pain from the meat bun made the fat man gasp, he slammed the mirror down on the table, and asked in distress, "I don't understand, why do I have to eat the soul blood of the dragon clan?" Jing, is it just to inspire the original power of Night Fiend?"

Yi Guang replied, "Dragon people are famous for their strong bodies and majestic spiritual power. Although your current body is composed of the original night fury and the normal human gene sequence, the subtle changes in it are like countless treasures buried in the mountains. People know. These soul blood crystals are like the keys to unlock the treasure, as long as you resist this pain with your own perseverance, it will naturally come to fruition."

Why does it sound so much like a description of a woman giving birth?The fat man rubbed his head in vain and complained, "The key? I think it's dynamite. How can there be such a barbaric way to unlock the lock?"

Yi Guang waved his hand, got up and walked out the door, "It's only one head now, when you grow eight, that will be the most painful time, you probably don't want others to see you like this, I just don't want to either Listen to your ghosts and wolves howling, you can figure it out by yourself."

What Yi Guang said was right. When the fourth meat bun popped out from the top of his head, the feeling of blood boiling almost drove the fat man crazy. It is indeed an ancient star beast that is so powerful that it can be called a dragon. The blood crystals exploded and burned like ten tons of gunpowder in the body.

When the sixth meat bun stubbornly popped out, Xiang Yu was already sweating like rain, his clothes had been torn to pieces and thrown away on the ground, and his skin was showing a strange fiery red color, as if all the muscle tissue had been removed from the epidermis. All revealed to be generally frightening.At this time, if you touch his body, you can't feel the scorching heat. The fiery red is just the appearance caused by the melting of the blood crystal of the beast's soul in the body.

Originally, he could sit cross-legged on the bed and tried his best to suppress the manic feeling caused by the fire poison in his heart, but when the head of the seventh asshole protruded from his head, the sweat from his body had already left streaks on his skin with a faint red color. Clearly visible traces, like tattoos.It seemed that the fat man couldn't stand the pain of being in the hot lava anymore, he opened the door and rushed out.

water!His body seemed to be on fire, and his instinctive reaction was to jump into the water, and Xiang Yu was no exception.

Regardless of the surprised eyes of the murlocs and the astonished eyes of the deep blue team members, he rushed directly to Crescent Bay and plunged into the sea.

Xiong Baiyuan was chatting with Chu Yan about some unnutritious topics, and he stayed for a long time after seeing this scene before he managed to utter a word. "Why is the boss so crazy today?" [

Tie Xinyi was sitting at a stone table drinking tea with Yiguang, seeing the fat man running wildly and jumping into the sea regardless of his appearance, she made a gesture of approval to Yiguang.Strange to say, Yi Guang seems to be much gentler to Tie Xinyi. I don't know if the old memories are still there. In the eyes of the second princess, she still looks like the trustworthy sister not long ago.

As for the fat man's embarrassment, Tie Xinyi had already guessed that it was Yi Guang's handwriting. Seeing this abominable fat man who had taken off his socks and even threatened to take off his skirt now fell into such a situation, Tie Xinyi could only be overjoyed and happy, and wished that the whole world would celebrate with each other. Not even the slightest bit of sympathy is owed.

The fat man in the sea had no time to look around, he didn't even have time to think about whether it was caused by the poison of the blood crystal of the beast soul blood crystal, he just closed his eyes and sank to the bottom of the water, even though the cool sea water couldn't tear his heart apart The burning sensation in the lungs has been relieved somewhat, but at least I feel a little more comfortable in my heart. At least it won't end in a tragedy of spontaneous combustion and death, right?

When the meat of the last asshole's head burst out on the top of his head, the feeling of being on fire finally faded away like a wave, and he got up tentatively from the water. Only then did the fat man realize that the layer of light red sweat stains on his body was still there, and he Facing the sea, simply take a sea bath.

Chu Yan and Xiong Baiyuan had already come to the beach, watching the play with gusto, and teased him with a smile, "I heard that there was a kind of bloody BMW in ancient times, and you seem to have the momentum to travel thousands of miles a day and travel eight hundred nights like this." ?”

Xiong Baiyuan laughed and said, "Boss, you killed a large piece of fish after taking a bath. Do you want an extra meal at night?"

"Add your head, and you'll know how to eat!" The fat man turned around and shouted at Xiong Baiyuan after rubbing his chest, "Take off your clothes and throw them to me, I want to rub my back."

It was good not to turn around, Chu Yan and Xiong Baiyuan happened to see the eight big bumps on his forehead when they turned around, they were stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing at the same time.Before Chu Yan could think of what to say, Xiong Baiyuan spoke first, "Boss, this is not a bloody BMW, but a sweaty toad!"

The fat man touched his uneven bald head, furious, and picked up a dead fish with a white belly beside him, and was about to throw it at Xiong Baiyuan, but he didn't know that the fish had just been lifted out of the sea by him, and the scales and flesh were gone, like a pile of fish. It spread like ooze, leaving only a fish bone with a complete head and tail in his hand.

The fat man was stunned, but he didn't care too much, and threw a fish bone at Xiong Baiyuan.

It was just for fun, and he didn't think to use too much force, who would have thought that the fishbone would fly out, and with a whining sound, it shot towards Xiong Baiyuan like electricity.

The big bear was also taken aback, and instinctively lowered his head. The fishbone just passed by, and was nailed into the big tree behind Xiong Baiyuan with a snatching sound. The head of a fish with black hole eyes was still trembling, as if he felt a little regretful about the miss.

Only then did Xiong Baiyuan and Chu Yan wake up, and turned their heads at the same time. Big Xiong tore off the fish bones nailed to the tree. Bone was thrown far away, and then danced wildly while holding hands.

Xiong Baiyuan's hand swelled instantly, and the already wide and thick palm looked more like a cattail fan now.

Yi Guang's warning voice came from a distance, "As long as the bag on his head doesn't go away for a day, you don't get close to him for a day, or you will bear the consequences."

Fatty, who was also taken aback by his fishbone hidden weapon, walked ashore dubiously, found the fishbone, squeezed it, and then broke it again. The white fishbone that should be easily broken turned out to be as tough as gold and iron. It took some effort not only to not break it, but to bend the fishbone at a [-]-degree angle, which is even more weird.

Chu Yan and Xiong Baiyuan were frightened by his move, and heard Yi Guang's warning, they immediately backed up a few steps, seeing the bald fat man who couldn't laugh anymore, his face was as ugly as seeing a monster.

The fat man said something, the reddish sweat on his body was really poisonous, not to mention the fish died, the fish meat turned into mud and sand, just lightly attached to the bones, but the fish bones were instantly strengthened to the strength and toughness comparable to metal , the soul blood crystal of this beast is really not ordinary horror.

Thinking of Yi Guang saying that his body can no longer be regarded as a human being, the fat man was a little afraid. If it hadn't been for his body reborn with the power of Ye Fu, he would have melted into mud like those sea fishes, right?

But if you survive a catastrophe, you will have blessings. Could it be that your bones have been strengthened by the soul blood crystals of the beast to a level comparable to gold and iron?

A burst of ecstasy welled up in his heart, and the fat man walked towards Yiguang with a smile, regardless of the fact that his head looks like a Buddha now.

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