Fake Mechanic

Xiang Yu didn't really look for a gentle town where men can go to Hu Tian and Hu Di. After driving the Dragon Tooth Mecha to the outskirts of Paradise Town, the first thing he looked for was the shady underground black market.

Paradise Town, which had undergone population evacuation, was not too depressed. Although the logistics unit of the Third Armored Regiment stationed here faithfully fulfilled Shi Caohuai's previous orders, [-]% of the population of this settlement, which can almost be called a small city, They are vagrants of the Triangular Galaxy. Less than [-]% of the population registered by the empire are civilians who are struggling below the poverty line. The first reaction of those who have finally found a shelter after receiving the evacuation order is not to pack up their luggage and run away. The dull people who are almost desperate for life just quietly returned to their respective ant nests, took the door that could not provide any sense of security at all, and prayed that the god of doom would turn a blind eye to them who were as careless as ants. "Night" is the property of the Jewish nation that is broken and lost, and for them, the only wealth is just the breath hanging in their chest.

Most of the vagrants are blood-licking people, and they even sneered at the orders of the logistics department of the [-]rd Armored Regiment, so the fat man didn't need much effort to find one at the end of a dirty and dark street that flickered from time to time due to the intermittent current. A few neon signs.

On the signboard of the light box is an almost naked beauty with big breasts and fat buttocks. The body composed of luminous pipelines can be clearly seen tens of meters away. The three private points of women are embellished with specially wound blood-red light, which is particularly eye-catching and even weirder. is the head of a beautiful woman.

The sharp-edged robot head is spliced ​​on the human body, and the dark blue light in the eye sockets is like a wolf beast at night.

The fat man who left the mecha casually outside the town raised his eyebrows, pointed at the neon signboard that was hard to ignore, turned around and smiled at Shi Caohuai, "That's it."

Shi Caohuai, who had been silently following behind him, was very curious. Once this guy entered this dilapidated slum, it was as if he had returned to his own home. He could touch the toilet with his eyes closed and urinate accurately without splashing a drop outside. I am very dissatisfied with this metaphor, but Xiang Yu's actions can only remind Shi Caohuai of such a situation.

"I admire your nose very much. You just turned three times in a row and passed two intersections. I would have wondered if you opened this black shop. If it wasn't for this signature style that really doesn't suit you."

The fat man bowed slightly towards the imperial concubine, and smiled calmly, "I'll just take it as a compliment."[

He kicked open the heavy door of the underground machine repair shop, and continued, "If you know where I grew up, you won't be so surprised why I am so familiar with this kind of place."

He took a deep breath, opened his arms and said, "Except for the smell of wine being replaced by the smell of hydraulic oil and metal, I really feel very kind."

Finally, pointing to the middle-aged man in the store with a face full of astonishment and a rosacea that was about to rot, Xiang Yu added, "Of course that face is not within the scope of my approval."

The two uninvited guests surprised the short and fat rosacea boss, so he quickly pulled out a modified repeating shotgun from under the counter in a skillful move that he had done many times at a glance, and pointed it viciously at the fat man.

"Gendarmerie?! I'm not a tavern or a brothel here."

Xiang Yu looked at the shotgun that was aimed straight at him, then looked down at the standard military trousers and boots of the military police company of the Dragon Rider Headquarters on his lower body, and then looked at the ground-length robe obediently put on, even Shi Caohuai, whose stunning face happened to be hidden in the blind corner of the light, turned his head with a wry smile, "You owe me a favor again."

Shi Caohuai replied easily, "Blocking guns for women, don't men love to do this?"

"It seems that the impression given by the Third Armored Regiment here is not very good," Xiang Yu glanced around, seeing all the various metal parts randomly placed in the shop, and then looked up and down at the middle-aged boss. , said with a laugh.

"Because you are willing to let your teenage apprentice go home to avoid disaster, and the food provided to him is not bad, I will not shorten your life for your rotten nose. Of course, the premise is that you take good care of it. Your golden finger, as long as there is a special two-millimeter steel ball flying towards me, I can guarantee that you will not live to get the artificial liver indicators in two years."

It is undeniable that the amount of information in Xiang Yu's words is so great that the quick-witted Shi Caohuai can't help but wonder how he knew that the short, fat middle-aged boss had a young apprentice who went home to avoid disaster, and that the other party The shotgun was not the usual Imperial [-]mm lead.Although the rosacea can show that the other party is extremely good wine, and the half-drinked bottle of low-quality moonshine wine on the counter can also explain the problem, but what about the artificial liver index and two years later?

Hearing what Xiang Yu said, the face of the middle-aged boss suddenly changed, and a trace of suspicion flashed in his eyes.

The fat man said, "Don't think about it, I'm not a local, and you and I have never met. But you can believe my promise, as long as you put down your gun and show us a little kindness, I will be happy to explain what I just said , as a self-introduction before making friends, how about it?"

The short and fat boss's index finger, which was shaking slightly beside the trigger, finally moved a few centimeters away, and the muzzle of the gun slowly dropped to the ground, but the vigilance on his face remained undiminished, as if he was saying that as long as you say something nonsense, I will still shoot crash you.

The fat man smiled even more when he saw this, and pointed to the small circular depressions on the back of the iron door and said, "There are traces of your previous shooting here. If you hit evenly, you can see that you missed someone. You did it on purpose." The most important thing is that the marksmanship is too bad, so I won’t comment on it, you know it yourself.”

"The maximum shooting distance of this store is only so much. The depth and size of the pit can explain the problem of the steel ball. Don't ask me why I know this. You are not the only man in the universe who likes to play with this ancient firearm." [

"Apprentice, your hands are shaking like that due to alcoholism. Assembling mech joint micro-engines is not something you can do now, and the traces of soy sauce on the collar of your clothes are very fresh. See The little apprentice who came to you not only satisfies you with his dexterity, but also his cooking skills. If there is such a good apprentice, I would hate to let him accompany me here to guard the shop."

The fat man pointed to the four or five mecha ball joint micro-engines on the counter, which were more than half assembled, and continued, "I used to know a guy named Sergeant Bowen. To be honest, the county magistrate of the military logistics unit is really good It’s better to deal with it now, the Federal Empire is the same, the people from the [-]rd Armored Regiment will give you some work for you, you must at least prepare a bottle of better wine to thank this friend. If I’m not wrong, you have a Should have locked up a good bottle of wine?"

He walked a few steps closer while talking, and said as if he had discovered something, "I advise you to check it out, maybe your little apprentice has already drunk all the wine."

After speaking, the fat man winked at Shi Caohuai.Shi Caohuai stared back angrily, she knew very well that the fat man's words seemed to be for the shop owner, but in fact they were not explanations for herself.It's as if this person can read her heart...

Seeing Xiang Yu raised his eyebrows to himself, the expression on his face seemed to say that you are afraid of a fart even if you have a gun in your hand, my life is more important than your good wine?

The shop owner gritted his teeth, raised the back of his hand and rubbed the big, red, rotten nose. He also took the opportunity to glance at the fresh sauce stains on his front, held the gun with one hand, and stretched out the other hand to A cabinet under him fumbled to open a password key lock, his eyes still stayed on Xiang Yu, and he picked something out after touching something.

Glancing out of the corner of his eye, the boss froze.

Xiang Yu, who said everything was right, guessed wrong on this matter, and most of the good wine in the bottle remained at the height of his memory.

Xiang Yu smiled triumphantly and said with a shrug.

"Okay, now we have another topic that we can continue talking about. If the wine tastes good, the noble person behind me may be able to help you with the trivial matter of replacing the artificial liver."

The fat man bowed slightly to Shi Caohuai, who had always been silent, and made a lady-first gesture in a very gentlemanly manner.