Fake Mechanic

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"Tie Qingyao said that I am not allowed to do things that hurt the royal family, maybe he has already expected what will happen today."

Shi Caohuai snatched the wine bottle from the fat man's hand, looked at the little clarified wine left in the bottle, turned to Yu Yu with a smile and said, "Sorry, if you planned to use me as a shield, maybe I have to let you You are disappointed."

As she spoke, she sniffed, nodded and said, "Ancient Moutai, not bad."

The slender and gorgeous woman like a peony in the prosperous Tang Dynasty was uncharacteristically, like a fat man, she lifted the wine bottle and poured it into her stomach, and a scent of wine was immediately exhaled from her lips.

After taking the bottle, Xiang Yu was not in a hurry to drink, "If I just wanted to escape the federal pilots of the mocking wind star, you are right, but I have other things to do, and those few stones are not the most Important things, living people are more important than dead things, so you don't have to think too much."

At this time, Fatty was finally willing to reveal his true intentions - the soul blood crystal was nothing compared to the kitten.Regarding Tian Ping and the kitten, he always had a vague premonition in his heart, as if something bad was about to happen, which made him unable to make up his mind to leave the empire.

"You and I are now two grasshoppers tied to a vine. You want to find the Babu people to save Nie Shuang. I have accepted the kindness of Ye Fiend and I have people I have to save. Now that I have said it openly, then Let's make a pair of desperate mandarin ducks, whether we will drown or not depends on whether the uncle over there can get what I want."

For the first time, Xiang Yuchao stretched out his hand to Shi Caohuai. Although the second half of the sentence was still a joke without losing his nature, the first half of the sentence was solemn. [

Shi Caohuai smiled and handed the catkin to his palm.

The two people with their own complicated backgrounds and goals finally reached a certain consensus in a dilapidated machine repair shop in Xifengxing.The former emperor and the current imperial concubine actually wanted to work together to find a way out of the territory that should belong to them, but at almost the same time, from a high platform hundreds of millions of kilometers away, they issued the highest order to kill their loved ones. It is the purpose of the world that only future generations can cover up and sigh.

The fat man wandered around as if he had entered his own shop, and found a top that fit him well and put it on, only to get rid of the danger of being half-naked.While wearing the jacket that was full of the oily smell unique to mechs, he asked Shi Caohuai, "Idle is idle, why don't we guess what will happen next?"

He pointed to the skyboard, "J-1's satellite should have arrived at the designated position, thanks to you."

Shi Caohuai smiled and said, "Didn't you save these things by letting me be captured alive?"

The fat man laughed and said, "I have a stubborn temper, and my twisted little brother is not tough, and I was afraid that you would use a lot of money and beauties to corrupt my fragile heart, so I had to fight to the end. I'm sorry, I ruined your business." .”

Although they are alliance partners on the same boat, both of them are far more scheming than ordinary people, and they still refuse to give up the contest and make fun of each other, as if this can slightly alleviate the embarrassment of the two of them being isolated and aided.

Robben was rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the store. Although he didn't know what the two were chatting softly in front of the counter, he could be sure of two things. He is definitely not ordinary.For a person who can talk and laugh with Her Majesty the Imperial Concubine, even if he didn't show his amazing eyesight and logical judgment before, Robben can still see some clues from his demeanor and actions.

Could it be Her Royal Highness's bodyguard?But what happened to his bare upper body when he was obviously wearing military police trousers and army boots?

Robben, who was puzzled, knew that there were some things that he should not worry about, but he was puzzled, but he couldn't ask the details out loud. After confirming the identity of Shi Caohuai, he thought that it would be impossible to get the index of liver replacement in his whole life, and his heart was dead. Vaguely came to life again.

Anyone who is a person knows that death is worse than life. Guessing that the concubine and this young man seem to have no choice but to break into his machine repair shop, the short and fat boss has only one idea: to help them as much as he can , as if he accepted Nie Yun, who was almost starved to death by the side of the road, as an apprentice.

If it wasn't for rushing to repair those micro-powered engines in order to get paid for the next month's livelihood, Robben would have returned to the house where Nie Yun and himself lived to rest. The forced evacuation order of the Third Armored Regiment could not have been released Ya, there must be some big crisis approaching to make such a move.I am not a homeless person. Although it is impossible to leave this machine repair shop and escape from Paradise Town, the room with the basement where Nie Yun is staying is obviously safer than here.

But if that's the case, you won't be able to meet the concubine...

Robben rubbed his rosaceous nose from time to time, thinking about something he didn't have.

After confirming that the old terminal searched for a signal that could be connected to the Internet, it faithfully issued a prompt tone, and a song suddenly sounded in the machine repair shop. [

"The wind and sand from the previous life are still blowing; Lingyu Alchemy Well, the mountains and rivers are picturesque."

"Where does the spring go, and who does the lovesickness fall into? I hold my heart and soul, asking and answering myself."

The fat man was taken aback when he heard this, and Shi Caohuai was taken aback when he heard that, but Robben, who was looking for something over there, raised his head in embarrassment, scratched his greasy hair and explained, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's Xiao Yun again. Well, he waits for the opening signal from the logistics department every day, and even the notification sound has been replaced by a song written by the empress."

The fat man looked at Shi Caohuai with a half-smile, "So it was written by you. It seems that Xiao Yun is really your loyal fan. It is both a portrait and a song."

Shi Caohuai was also surprised, and explained, "I wrote this for fun a long time ago. How come it has become a song now? But it seems that some places have been changed."

Robben explained in time, "After the word "The Empress" came out of the palace, it had already been composed into a tune. I didn't know how popular it was at the time. Nie Yun cut the whole song into several parts, and used it to make various reminder sounds. Let the empress laugh."

The fat man continued to joke, "Why do I feel guilty for not letting that Nie Yun see you?"

Shi Caohuai gave him a sideways glance, and didn't speak, but she was clearly repeating the tune just now. Her memory was amazing, but after turning around in her heart, she was able to sing it almost completely. The original singing is three points less sweet and greasy, but seven points more leisurely.

After entering an address known only to members of the royal family, and immediately calling up the permission interface of the central computer of the Imperial Capital Star [Central], Shi Caohuai entered her personal exclusive. Less than a second after the iris data was read, the original snow-white A bright red no-access prompt box suddenly popped up in the center of the light screen, along with a row of warning words and a ten-second countdown.

"If you don't close this interface immediately, you will be arrested on charges of fraud and disobedience plus disrupting network security!"

Shi Caohuai's indifferent face darkened instantly.My iris data is no longer in the database with the highest authority. It cannot be that the iris scanner has failed to read it. This kind of prompt is clearly a warning that will only appear after an identity comparison error!

Xiang Yu on the side guessed the reason, sighed, leaned over to close the access interface for Shi Caohuai who was in a daze, and said softly, "You are right, I do underestimate Tie Qingyao now. It’s not that I’m supercilious, maybe the Imperial Security Bureau has followed the standard procedure and is remotely activating the built-in camera of this antique terminal, we’d better put on a good show for them to see, you don’t want to do good deeds but kill others, right?”

He decisively tore off the microphone, then turned around and walked towards the counter, picked up the modified shotgun and loaded it, aiming directly at the rosacea-nosed Robben on the other side.

Seeing the sound, the shop owner who turned his head looked puzzled, and the fat man had an apologetic smile on his face, "I'm sorry, it seems that I have to write you an IOU."

Robben's astonished eyes moved to Shi Caohuai, Shi Caohuai also had a look of regret, but there was a more complicated expression on his brows than Xiang Yu's. Anger, Nai, and determination-like perseverance were mixed together.

How could Tie Qingyao know that all this is not important so quickly, the imperial emperor who has been hidden in the Qiantian Temple for many years and rarely went to court is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Others may underestimate Tie Qingyao, but Shi Caohuai is definitely not there In this ranks, they only lived freely in the name of imperial concubine for a few years, despite the kindness of rain and dew, they sometimes nodded their heads when they met each other. It is as easy as walking out of a cage to give birth to a heart full of joy.

Xiang Yu was right, with the help of military satellites, the Security Bureau could immediately find the network address of this machine repair shop and track it back, and turn on the camera remotely. He tore off the microphone but did not smash the camera. His own shop owner was implicated, and the so-called acting was just to exonerate Robben.

The fat man over there estimated the time, and although his back was facing the camera, he didn't know if someone had been peeping at all of this, but he suddenly pulled the trigger.

With a bang, an orange flame burst out from the muzzle of the old-fashioned shotgun, and forty or fifty tiny steel balls, driven by the huge expansion force from the ball holder, rushed out of the shell and closed the mouth, covering the only piece of machine repair shop. The fans were smashed to pieces.

"If you lose one, you will pay ten. Tomorrow, Mourinho must pay you for the shop with ten households in the black market of Yazixing."

After speaking with a smile, the fat man walked out of the counter again and shot three times at the iron gate a few meters away.

Although the gun's power was deliberately weakened by a few percent, the fat man hit the fixed hinge of the wall with every shot. Before the white smoke from the gun muzzle cleared, he heard a loud bang, and half of the iron door fell to the ground sadly.

Seemingly satisfied with his accuracy, the fat man turned around and gestured at Robben with his gun. He seemed to be threatening, but he smiled and said, "I've worked so hard, so you can't cooperate. A little bit more flustered and panicked." Expression? Although I directed and acted on my own, I can't call it ng!"

The rosacea boss, who had just woken up from a dream, realized that his hands were shaking more and more because of the deep alcoholism, and he entered the scene quickly.

Shi Caohuai was very angry and funny over there, it seemed that no matter how unexpected changes would make this guy unprepared, this calmness and quick change, he looked like a young boy who had only lived for 16 years.

The last shot the fat man hit directly on the old personal terminal, electric fire splashed everywhere, and the antique computer that looked like garbage finally deserved its name and turned into a pile of scrap iron.

"Alright, don't forget to tell your little apprentice that I still owe him a state-of-the-art personal terminal."

The impromptu melodrama came to an end. Fatty put his shotgun on his shoulder and let out a long sigh as he looked at the increasingly dilapidated shop. "As expected, being a villain is more enjoyable."

As he spoke, he looked at Shi Caohuai, and asked with a smile, "What about you? Are you ready to treason, my concubine?"

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