Fake Mechanic

[Thanks to nhu for the reward, Fatty promises that the normal update speed will be restored in two days. 】

Regarding Fan Xiaoshan's words, the butt of the gun just squinted and said two words.

"Excuse."

Fan Xiaoshan's pretentious words can fool little girls, but they can't fool the butt of a gun. The so-called trusting others wholeheartedly, boys and girls who like to watch dog blood drama q and only half of eq may sell it, but they are as smart as Mr. Fan People are not among them.

Fighting is not a family drink. When Fan Xiaoshan came to find Lu Boyan with his head sharpened, he had seen him from a distance. It is said that there are still people in the Federation who hope to surpass Lu Boyan, and he is the first to bear the brunt.

These are Lu Zhanhuang's original words, and the gun butt remembers it very clearly.

Regarding the merciless ridicule of the gun butt, Fan Xiaoshan smiled and did not answer.

"My ugly words are up front. Don't think about putting the little master in danger, and I won't agree."

"It's fair, but you are the one holding the gun now." Fan Xiaoshan glanced at the butt of the gun meaningfully. [

The butt of the gun reacted quickly, "I will never shoot west if you point at it."

Talking to smart people saves time and effort, Fan Xiaoshan is very satisfied.

The assault ship jumped out of the warp space, and the turbulence in the warp space around the ship instantly twisted dozens of small meteorites that were spinning in low-earth orbit at a speed of nearly [-] kilometers per hour into fine powder. Under the force of gravity, it quickly fell towards the ground, like a huge kite with broken strings.

This is the huge risk of low-Earth orbit transition. Although it can launch a sudden attack unexpectedly, it will extremely test the armor performance of the hull and the operating level of the starship driver.If the assault ship encounters a large meteorite after leaving the warp space, it is like hitting a wall directly after moving instantly. If the space coordinates of the jump release point are uncertain, it may even appear directly inside the asteroid, like going through a wall and getting stuck in the cement. It was the same in the concrete, and the company and its people were crushed to pieces.

However, with the coordinates sent by the "eyes" in advance, the assault ship did not have the embarrassing scene of a protruding hammer. It was just to avoid collisions, and the outer layer of the movable armor of the entire ship was not lifted. After the body was adjusted, it barely regained its balance, and the cockpit armor began to retract slowly.

The red-hot flame that rubbed against the air dyed the high-strength special glass a layer of brilliant orange. After tens of seconds of free fall, the assault ship activated the powerful vector engine. The most dangerous period passed, and everyone relaxed. With a sigh of relief, they sent away the fixed objects they were holding tightly in their hands.

Lu Xun was restless, and immediately went to unfasten his safety belt, but was glared at by Fan Xiaoshan, and sat obediently without daring to move.

"The temporary network of the electronic eye is under construction, and the current connection progress is 70.00% three."

"The SS trans-frequency radar scan is expected to take one minute and 40 seconds before the end of the first round."

"The signal from the imperial military satellite has been intercepted and is being decoded online."

The electronic notification sounds of the shipboard computer came one by one, which was no more comfortable than interstellar travel. There was no beautiful flight attendant sister broadcasting the weather, temperature and local time outside with a sweet voice, but just a message with no ups and downs, reminding everyone that this is not an accident. It is not a star sightseeing vacation, but a serious raid by an imperial army who may die here at any time.

The assault ship made a beautiful sideways turn, shooting towards the coordinates of the Dragoon Division headquarters.

……

At this time, Fatty was chatting with Shi Caohuai without a word. Although the topic was not nutritious, the two of them seemed to be unable to find anything else to do for a while, so as to relieve their fatigue.

"Is Nie Shuang pretty?"

"Could it be the ten thousand year old witch?"

"Nie doesn't seem like a decent surname, does it?"

However, the angle of a certain person's choice of topic is too individual, often asking several questions in succession without getting a half-word answer, but he received a lot of blank eyes, and the fat man accepted them all with a blunt smile.With Shi Caohuai's appearance, even rolling his eyes makes him look comfortable.I'm still a senior member of the Appearance Association, the fat man sighed secretly.

"You are not serious, and your name is not much better."

Shi Caohuai finally couldn't help but retorted.I can't even tell the difference between serious and formal, it's intentional.

The fat man chuckled, "I have two younger sisters, don't you know?"

Shi Caohuai shook his head.

"Like rain, like fog, like wind, the three brothers and sisters of the Xiang family, hahaha."

After laughing dryly for a few times, seeing Shi Caohuai's bewildered face, Fatty suddenly realized that this was a song from the age of the ancient earth, and it couldn't be older, so how could Shi Caohuai understand it.It's all Wei's fault, brainwash me...

"Nie Shuang and Ye Fu are both human languages. In Dragon Language, Ye Fu is actually called Ferrell Knight." In order to prevent this guy from continuing to talk nonsense about Nie Shuang, Shi Caohuai began to seize the last moment of leisure and patiently teach .

"But this is only a part of Ye Furan's name, not his real name."

real name?It’s really comparable to demons, the fat man opened his mouth in surprise, but after thinking about it, the demons are just transformed from the first letter of Mo Lewen’s name, and the demons and dragons were the same family 500 years ago. .

"Then what's the real name, identity string? Numbers plus letters?"

Shi Caohuai glanced at the unchanging fat man again, and replied, "It's useless to tell you, the real name of the dragon clan can only be effective if it is spoken in the dragon language. To make an inappropriate analogy, if the core of life of the dragon clan is compared to A safe, the real name is the password to correctly open this black box."

After hearing this, the fat man flattened his mouth, "It's not like you didn't say anything."

"Exchanging each other's real names is something only partners in the Dragon Clan will do if they live and die together. If you don't know how to choose your own questions, blame me for answering the wrong questions."

Being robbed of a sentence by Shi Caohuai, the fat man suddenly remembered what Ye Furen asked before the disappearance of his soul, and he couldn't recall the last sentence he wanted to say to Nie Shuang. Before he remembered it, this strange feeling lingered in his heart, which made him more interested in various secrets and anecdotes about the Dragon Clan.

The two fighter planes passed by at low altitude, Fatty lost no time in manipulating the mecha and gestured a huge middle finger, which was full of provocation, but the other party was not fooled at all. The guide seems to be a decoration that is not useful, and has no intention of attacking at all.

"This is the third time, don't you get tired of playing?" Shi Caohuai said something about the fat man's bad taste, and used the mecha gesture to draw a unique witty language. Why does the fat man always look so flat, he can't wait to eat two guides right away, as if to give up, "You don't know that our current whereabouts are completely in the hands of the other party, even if there is no fighter plane to monitor at any time, the place above us A j-1 is not for leisure."

"What do you need to say? There will be a fight sooner or later. I just don't like the way these winged guys fly around."

"With the strength of your holy rank, it is not difficult to avoid the guide. If I were the commander, I would not order anything meaningful. There should be ambushes in the mountains ahead. Are you afraid of the crowd tactics?"

"Of course I'm afraid, I'm going to kill my master with random punches, but it's easy to get that high-frequency blade. The dragon teeth of the third armored regiment are all vegetables. I'm just a little scruples about the remaining biological mechs. You didn’t intend to get to the bottom of it with me, it’s not like every machine will have a man-made gravity field, and the biological defense force field is also a bit tricky.”

Shi Caohuai shook his head and said, "This batch of biological mechas have different attributes, and the Fengji that you destroyed is the best among them. It has two special abilities of artificial gravity and defensive force field. Gouzhan was destroyed by you. His exclusive mecha has been scrapped, and the remaining eight except for Shen Feng's wisteria machine have only one special attribute, what is it, I will tell you when I see it."

The fat man chuckled, "It can't be that the three pilots you selected happened to be guys with two abilities, so it seems that you really helped me from the beginning, and Tie Qingyao was angry. reason."

"Hmph, you are lucky."

However, when t97 came to the place where the battle against the biological mecha was taking place, the fat man was dumbfounded.

In addition to the traces of the battle on the ground, not to mention the high-frequency blade, even the broken mechanical arm of the Longya mech disappeared.

A howl sounded.

"Damn it, why don't you be so diligent? Why are there sweepers in the wilderness in the middle of the night? Is this forcing me to fight with nothing?"

The battlefield was cleaned up, and in the headquarters of the Dragoon Division, a playful smile flashed across Su Yuping's clean face watching the satellite images.