Fake Mechanic

In this era of starships and mechs, fighter jets are no longer the overlords in the air, gunpowder weapons are beginning to decline, and the crossfire of four fighter jets just can't beat a lone mech to the ground. It's not surprising that Shi Caohuai also predicted long ago that the air-to-ground guidance of the Owl Eagle would not pose too much threat to the fat man who had entered the holy rank, and the facts once again proved that her vision was sharp enough.

The chain cannons were fired, the guide cabin was exhausted, four fighter planes plowed thousands of meters of wasteland, the T97 was intact, the M21 mountain range was in sight, and with the cover of dense jungle and rolling hills, it was fundamentally impossible to implement "precision" Attack, but Su Yuping's purpose of making this move has been achieved, and the time to get the boxed lunch is coming soon. After reporting the situation to the base and Dragonrider headquarters, he tracked down the fighter plane whose fuel was about to bottom out for several hours. .

But this is just the trailer at the beginning of the movie. Its function is only to remind everyone who is chewing popcorn to prepare for the main movie. No one is interested in its content, and naturally no one will remember it afterwards.

Seeing that most of the starlight above his head was covered by towering ancient trees, the fat man approaching the edge of the mountain finally took a breath and untied the safety belt around Shi Caohuai's waist in his arms.

"What's the matter?" Shi Caohuai, who didn't know where he was, asked.

The fat man asked the on-board computer to conduct a self-test of the whole machine again, and while sorting out the large pile of machine repair parts he got from Boss Robben, he replied without raising his head, "I will drill into the woods later, and you still want to stand in front of me?" smoke?"

During the high-speed progress, the ends of the branches in the jungle will scrape the body mercilessly like whips and knives. After losing the cockpit cover, the Dragon Tooth Mech is like a convertible sports car without the front windshield. If you show your head, you will be beaten.

Looking at a large list of parts that need to be repaired on the light screen, the fat man weighed the pile of parts in the bag, thinking that he could repair 60.00%, which was beyond his expected range, so he looked at Shi Caohuai contentedly, and smiled. She winked, "If there is a high-frequency knife to open the way, it will be difficult for you to let me go."

This girl is very comfortable to hold, and my young master is not surnamed Liu, and there is a warm and fragrant nephrite in front of me, so why pretend to be cowardly and calm. [

The wretched eyes were exchanged for a blank stare, Shi Caohuai felt a little troubled, the fat man knew why she was worried, he pressed a certain switch from behind the driver's seat like a magic trick, released the locking device, there was a soft click, and a small passenger seat The location appeared in front of the two of them.

Shi Caohuai was stunned for half a second, and a feeling of dumbfounding rushed straight to the top of his head, "You bastard, so you knew that this kind of mecha has a second seat? You..."

The more he talked, the more angry he became, Shi Caohuai thought about the scene where he was tied up in front of his body all the way, and he took the opportunity to take his virginity, although he didn't feel that there was too much inappropriate , But why do I always feel uncomfortable after being cheated?

The hidden hatch at the waist of the Dragon Tooth Mecha was opened, and the maintenance mechanical arm stretched out, and began to repair itself according to the semi-manual and semi-automatic setting procedures. Find the required components from the pile of parts, and said to Shi Caohuai with a smile, "Look for yourself."

He pointed at the temporary passenger seat behind the driver's seat with a thumb, "This thing is small in front and tight in the back, and it's very unsophisticated, and you have to sit with your legs stretched out. It's so ugly, so ugly. It’s more like a torture tool than a seat. A man who sits on it and rolls over casually may lose his children and grandchildren. A girl who sits on it doesn’t take long to become a young woman. You are a golden branch and jade leaf, a princess of the dragon clan. Cabin, are you blaming me instead?"

"You..." Knowing that Fatty's words were exaggerated, Shi Caohuai glanced at the cramped and aggrieved deputy seat, and for some reason, she missed the warmth and comfort before, and Fatty wanted to avoid being swept by the branches This small gesture is very considerate, so I am not so angry, "I'm curious, you are the king of a country, why do you act like you are familiar with mechs? It was strange to take cigarettes from the hidden compartment before, but now You can tell that the co-seat feels uncomfortable even without looking at it, and you look confident when repairing the mecha, besides your previous life identity, how many things are you hiding from me?"

Smart women are trouble, and fat people figured it out years ago, when they weren't fat.

Shi Caohuai is suspected to be the best among smart women. Just based on a piece of soul blood crystal and some clues, he can directly tell that he is a reborn person. It seems that he knows the old guy Ye Sha better than himself. Nie Shuang's bloodline of the old dragon lady...

Thinking about what was there, the fat man spread his hands and said, "Being an emperor is a lot of fun, so I play with mechas and starships part-time. I also practice martial arts when I have nothing to do. Tie Qingyao should put many traces related to me Erase it. Hmph, he wants the coffin of the God of the Nation? The old guy’s soul blood crystal was given such a name, I think he is just coveting the power of rebirth."

Shi Caohuai said, "I know that Ye Fiend himself has the ability to revive the dead before he was alive. As long as the body is basically intact, he can be reborn, but the soul blood crystal only has the power to reincarnate once. Tie Qingyao's calculation is in vain. "

The fat man squinted and asked with a smile, "You didn't wake him up?"

Shi Caohuai shook his head slowly, "I never interfere with his decision, just like what you think, I borrowed the power of the imperial family, not actually married him."

This statement is a bit of a mouthful, girl, you can think so, but others won't think so, the fat man thought about it and sighed, "What did you give Tie Qingyao in exchange for him to accept you as his concubine willingly?" But if I enter the water with you, will I not violate the river?"

Shi Caohuai stretched out a finger and said with a half-smile, "100 years."

"Huh? What does that mean?"[

"I will give him 100 years of life in exchange for my freedom!"

Fatty was completely stunned by this sentence, and after thinking for a long time, he finally managed to get some clues, "Nie Shuang gave it to you?"

Shi Caohuai smiled and nodded, and said, "My mother gave me a dragon source crystal nucleus that even ordinary humans can bear. Before the crystal nucleus and dragon source dissipate, the human body will always maintain the function before swallowing it At first, I thought that my mother wanted me to eat it when I was the most beautiful, and I would live with illness for 100 years, but later I thought maybe this was not her original intention, so I gave it to Tie Qingyao."

After the fat man heard this, he opened his mouth wide and remained silent for a long time.

After a while, there was a gurgling sound in his throat, and some strange noises came out, and then it turned into a burst of uncontrollable laughter.

Shi Caohuai was used to it, so he waited until he was almost laughing before asking, "Have you laughed enough?"

The fat man wiped his tears and said, "I just think brothers Tie Jintai and Tie Yunzhi are too funny. Being kept in the dark by your incompetent parents, maybe in the end, the white-haired person sends the black-haired person, and the two brothers died of illness." Hiccup, you two are still alive and well, how about grabbing the throne?"

Shi Caohuai said with a smile, "Human beings always have to do what they think is right. Even if it takes a lifetime, I don't think it's ridiculous."

"No wonder it is said that the emperors of this generation lived in seclusion, almost ignored government affairs, and even set up a blood-clothed guard to spy on the world secretly like the East Factory in the ancient earth era. It turns out that Tie Qingyao, who has eaten the sweetness, is all about being in this 100 Get back the Zhenguo God's coffin and live again in the year, I understand today, it's all the fault of you, the goblin."

"Everyone has his own aspirations." Shi Caohuai replied with four words.

The fat man snorted, "If ambition is explained by ambition, it's not wrong."

Shi Caohuai said softly, "You made a move to deceive the sky and cross the sea back then, making people in this universe mistakenly think that you were killed by Lu Zhanhuang. Isn't it a reason?"

The fat man froze for a moment, shook his head and said flatly, "My life was given up by myself, and I took it by myself. You don't know the cause and effect of the previous life, so you are not qualified to judge."

Indifferently with some coldness, Shi Caohuai was slightly startled and did not speak.

The sound of joint expansion and contraction of the repairing mechanical arm, the whizzing sound of the laser welding gun, and the slight sound of metal bumping made this sudden cold scene even more embarrassing.

Although Shi Caohuai has a 99% genetic similarity with human beings, she has always been of alien blood, and her only goal of survival has always been to find the eight tribes and save her mother. Just like what she said when chatting with Tie Xinyi, her position The principle is chaos justice.The affinity for the disaster-stricken people of the empire and the charity all the time are based on the ability of the imperial treasury to relieve the victims, and the human-friendly disposition bestowed on her by Neshuang. After all, she is not a real human being.

Xiang Yu actually had his own reasons for throwing this lukewarm remark to her, but at this moment, he said it carefully in his spare time.

How much it can wake you up depends on your understanding.

When the maintenance robotic arm was retracted, there were only a few components left in the bag that could be repaired due to serious damage, the fat man turned his face to Shi Caohuai and smiled heartily, "It's done."

It's been a long time, but in fact, it's been less than 97 minutes since the t10 stopped.

Shi Caohuai was still in a daze, but when she heard the fat man's voice, her delicate body trembled slightly as if she had just woken up from a dream, and then her eyes flickered, and she said softly in a pitiful and gentle tone, "You hate me, I can feel it. .”

Fatty didn't expect this dragon princess to be so sensitive, and someone who couldn't bear the expression of a woman who was about to cry in a blink of an eye was a little flustered, but just said something casually, don't worry about it, I'm so fucking happy with you It's nine degrees, and you still hate it?

He guessed what Shi Caohuai was thinking, he stretched out his hand and put his palm on Shi Caohuai's plump chest, sighed, but there was no lust in his eyes.

"I just hope you can understand that there are many things hidden in every human being's heart. Even the dragon race, which is so powerful that it can be called the top species in this universe, cannot be concluded with a simple sentence."

"To be a real human being, you still have a lot to learn. The 100 years that Nieshuang gave you, you can be [-]% sure that she is for you to exchange with Tie Qingyao. Is it possible that she just wanted Will my daughter live more easily in the human world?"

Shi Caohuai was stunned again, the fat man, who was used to being a ruffian and occasionally leaked a bit of imperial air, actually said such words, which really surprised her, the most important thing is that these words hit a certain point in his heart impartially. This secret place made her heart tremble suddenly, and some of her original cognitions began to shake.

Dragon Tooth Mecha raised its heavy mechanical legs again, and marched towards the depths of the m21 mountain range with large strides. Shi Caohuai sat on the side seat, not caring about the tightness of the seat at all. Back to those words of the fat man.

It took some time before she settled down and said to the fat man in the driver's seat, "I understand."

The fat man replied casually, "Really? That's good."

"What you said makes sense. The emotional world of human beings is indeed an aspect of my mother's curiosity, and it is also an important reason why she tried her best to keep human beings from extinction. However, I am a little puzzled and want to ask you."

"Tell me, do you know what to say?"

"You said it just now, why did you have to reach out to touch me?"

"..."

"Why didn't you answer me?" His tone gradually changed.

"Hahaha, I just said that smart girls are not easy to deal with, hey, why are you hitting me, don't pull my hair... still biting?! You crazy woman, believe it or not, I will stop and kill you, it hurts... ...All right, enough is enough, you are a normal human woman like this!"

The constant scolding and begging for mercy frightened several groups of birds in the mountains and forests, adding the only warm color to the upcoming cold bloody battle.

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