Fake Mechanic

The fat man slept for three days and three nights in a row, like a dead pig without eating or drinking, if he was still as fat as before.

In three days, many things happened on the Eternal Night Monarch.

Tie Xinyi, who has an uneven chest and why the world is flat, finally succeeded in becoming good sisters with the little girl Pao and Dashameng under the help of Shi Caohuai. The three little girls are gentle and kind-hearted in their hearts, although their external appearances are different. Distinctive, even utterly different, did not hinder their burgeoning friendship.

Another important point is that the little loli with small breasts and tsundere double ponytails is too young, and she "should" not be attractive to a fat man who is obsessed with lust.

Shi Caohuai is still unpopular, and Mu Yueshan has been holding her breath ever since she was hand-picked as the "big wife".

Beautiful women are always a bit displeasing to the eyes of beautiful women. The imperial concubine is the best of the best regardless of her appearance and figure. Ruoxue has the magic weapon of childlike beauty to defeat the enemy. Mu Yueshan looked at the mirror in private for a long time but couldn't find it A place where you can suppress that vixen.

The slightly handsome girl thought to herself, I can't pretend to be a man all day long to satisfy that shameless fat man's evil taste?Mu Yueshan, who had her heart tied to Xiang Yu's body for a long time, blushed a little when she thought of the strange feeling of tenderness in her heart and body when Xiang Yu touched her chest.

You can't say that I want to give birth to you like Ruoxue, and you can't act like Shi Caohuai without exuding enchanting charm. The little girl always has the feeling that she is destined to be the youngest with the most status. Huai feels bullied.

But on the third day, something happened that changed Mu Yueshan's impression of Shi Caohuai.

In the past few days when Fatty didn't wake up, Shi Caohuai, who took the initiative to take charge of the large and small internal affairs on the Yongye King, suddenly gave Mu Yueshan a task.

"Bathe the fat man?"

Seeing Mu Yueshan's stunned look, Shi Caohuai nodded and smiled, "If you don't wash it, I'm afraid he will really turn into a stinky pig."

Almost seventy standard earth hours have passed, and the fat man is still motionless like a hibernating bear. If he is not breathing deeply and evenly, and smacking his lips from time to time as if he is having a sweet dream, he is no different from a vegetable.

"He slept so much that he didn't even need to go to the bathroom, why do you need to help him take a bath?" Mu Yueshan instinctively resisted, although she had no objection in her heart, she still had to pretend in front of Shi Caohuai.

What's more, what she said was the truth. The fat man didn't eat, drink, stretch, or loose during this period of sleep. He didn't look like a normal human being at all.

Shi Caohuai guessed what Mu Yueshan was thinking. Regarding the fact that the fat man would go into a long dormancy as soon as he relaxed, it could only be attributed to the fact that his special physique transformed by the soul blood crystal was damaged after stimulating the holy level ability for a long time, and it took time. Repair, after this explanation was approved by the little loli Tie Xinyi who witnessed Xiang Yu swallowing the soul blood crystal, the story of sleeping like a pig was considered a turning point.

After pondering for a while, Shi Caohuai asked meaningfully, "How about I wash it for him? You don't want him to wake up and walk around with a stinky body?"

"I go."

Without thinking, Mu Yueshan popped out the answer that Shi Caohuai wanted, and seeing the smile flashing in the eyes of the imperial concubine, the little girl realized that she was still a little too tender.But having said that, why does he have a good impression of this vixen in his heart?

"Mom, can you help me take a bath too?"

Lu Xun on the side was full of envy, and he didn't know whether it was on purpose or not, he turned his head and made a crisp plea to Ruoxue.

If the fat man was awake, he might have slapped Lu Xun on the back of the head long ago. Unfortunately, he doesn't even have the luck to enjoy the little sissy's undressing and bathing.Ruoxue has nothing to do with her "son". As long as the little guy doesn't mess with the fat man, she will always be unable to resist Lu Xun's coquettish offensive. It is better to be successful than to be buried in her chest by the little guy rubbing around and wrestling non-stop. fulfilled his wish.

Two men, one big and one small, went to take a bath on the King of Eternal Night, and the remaining imperial concubine, the former imperial princess, could finally sit down with peace of mind, gossiping while preparing dinner.

Tie Xinyi is in a much better mood than three days ago, and she starts to talk more. As long as she doesn't talk about the empire, Tie Xinyi is still a happy little girl with a bit of innocence and arrogance.

There is one thing that Tie Xinyi has always been curious about. She used to wander around the starship alone after she boarded the Eternal Night Monarch. She was shocked by the luxurious decoration and strong imperial features inside the starship, but she found it weird the most. What's more, except for the door of the cockpit, which was locked by the ship's system and made it impossible to enter, she visited almost every corner of the ship, but none of the crew members saw it.

Suspicious and curious, Tie Xinyi once put her ears on the thick isolation hatch to listen to the movement in the cockpit, but her small face was numb from the ice on the metal hatch, and she still didn't hear anything.If it weren't for a clear and cold female voice once in the middle of the starship, warning everyone to look for something fixed to avoid being injured in the turbulence caused by the sudden space turbulence, Tie Xinyi would have almost thought it was an unmanned ghost ship.

After getting rid of her imperial princess status, little loli and Shi Cao Huai, who also got rid of her imperial concubine status, are sisters. Shi Cao Huai doesn't care about this big change of status, but she also accepts the questions raised by her newly recognized younger sister. Can't answer why.

Fatty's behavior in the small valley of Dragonrider's headquarters that day was mysterious and weird. Shi Caohuai who was closest to him naturally noticed it, but he never asked about it.Everyone should have their own secrets, and Xiang Yu has told herself too much, enough for her to stay by his side with peace of mind and no regrets for the rest of her life. What an amazing secret it contains, as long as Xiang Yu doesn't take the initiative to tell it, she will make up her mind not to ask.

The innocent Tie Xinyi is still young, so naturally she can't think about it so much. Thinking of this, Shi Caohuai shook her head at Tie Xinyi, and said with a smile, "We can't let him have no fun at all with his little secrets. .”

Tie Xinyi guessed that this was Shi Caohuai's perfunctory words, but she didn't say anything, she pouted, and started to make dinner for Shi Caohuai, putting the food on the plate separately.In view of the experience of the past few days, she deliberately put an extra piece of synthetic steak on Lu Xun's plate. The 11-year-old Lu Xun is about the same age as himself, but he eats surprisingly big. I heard that he also has a bodyguard and cook who is excellent in cooking. Tie Xinyi doesn't know if he is bragging.

Apart from Shi Caohuai, little loli actually has the best relationship with Lu Xun. Although the two often bicker, when it comes to a fat man, the two immediately become a united front, an absolute ally.

After solving Xiang Yu's bathing problem, Mu Yueshan appeared in front of the long classical dining table with a flushed face, enough to accommodate 30 people to eat at the same time. Liu Hai was wet with heat or sweat, and there were a few strands stuck to the clean surface. on the forehead.

Ruoxue and Lu Xun, whose hair was still wet and contented, also followed in. As soon as Lu Xun saw the table full of food, he rubbed his hands and smacked his lips.Shi Caohuai is obviously the imperial concubine of the empire, yet she has a good cooking skill that is not inferior to that of a gun stock. This surprised everyone, even Tie Xinyi felt a little inconceivable.For everyone's unanimous five-star praise, Shi Caohuai just explained with a modest smile, this is the consequence of being bored reading recipes all day long in the imperial palace.

……

It's dinner, but it's not.

Traveling in the dark and cold cosmic space, there is no distinction between day and night on the Eternal Night King. When passing by a star, the starship intelligent system will turn on the armor, allowing the dazzling star light to shine on the entire starship. This is what everyone feels the most. comfortable moments.

The structure of the Eternal Night Monarch is very peculiar. The outer shell of the ship is divided into two layers. The outer layer is a layer of armor covered by a very strange material. It looks like a huge scale that fits tightly, making the entire starship look like a The giant star beast that roams the sea of ​​stars has smooth curves, and its light can be seen; more than 70.00% of the inner layer is composed of glass-like crystalline substances.

After removing the outer armor, the Eternal Night King is no longer a big fish shining with black gold luster. In Lu Xun's words, it is like a crystal coffin made up of countless huge reflective surfaces and someone's unique aesthetic sense. Of course, listen Making this inappropriate metaphor was to ridicule the fat man, and Ruoxue gave the little guy another blow as a matter of course.

Whenever Lu Xun was beaten because of being fat, Tie Xinyi would secretly give the little guy a gesture of approval behind everyone's back as a sign of encouragement.For being beaten by "mother", Lu Xun is more satisfied than complaining. In addition, the behavior of the little loli makes Lu Xun very proud. He feels that he finally has a confidant in life, so the number of times he gets beaten is increasing...

The five only passengers were eating dinner quietly, when suddenly the sensor door of the restaurant opened.

A man with waist-length hair messed up, like a mass of thatch, was casually tied behind his head with a girdle, walked in, his eyes were as dull as a dead fish, and he floated to the dining table like a walking corpse, as if he was the only living person in the world Yes, grab a piece of whole wheat bread on the dining table and stuff it into your mouth.

This person is naturally the fat man who finally woke up.

Of course, it seems that this half-dead virtue cannot be said to have woken up.

His eyes stared straight ahead like a zombie, his mouth clenched together instinctively, and his demeanor made everyone's eyes and minds gather contempt and anger.

Have you slept together for so long and don't even know how to say hello?Fortunately, I gave you a bath... This is Mu Yueshan who is straight.

Is the bread I baked so bad?Really... this is the sad Shi Caohuai.

You look like this, how can I smile at you... This is Ruoxue who is entangled in a certain agreement.

Let me go, cheating corpse... This is Lu Xun who dare not speak out for fear of being beaten.

Why are you grabbing my bread... This is Tie Xinyi who is closest to Fatty.

The fat man, who didn't look at the crowd at all, had his mouth full of bread. After chewing a few times, he stopped. He seemed to feel that the starlight from the crystal glass window on the opposite side was dazzling his eyes. Finally, he looked up at the dining table, which was facing away from the sun. s position.

After hesitating for three seconds, the fat man spoke.

"Wei, turn the bow of the ship to the three o'clock direction."

The cold female voice that only appeared once in three days finally sounded again, "Okay."

As the 150-meter-long starship rotated silently, the star light that shot directly at Yu's face finally gradually deviated from his eyes.Only then did the fat man continue to chew the bread in his mouth like an old cow grazing grass, with a rare satisfaction flashing across his face.

Seeing the lights and shadows of all kinds of tableware on the huge dining table moving slowly with the deflection of the bow, everyone was stunned.

The little girl who "lived together" with Xiang Yu under the same roof was stunned for a while, and after realizing it, she burst into anger, grabbed a piece of bread in front of her and threw it at her head and face.

"You fat man, if you don't want to be exposed to the sun, you'll die if you get up and take two steps and come to us to eat! Do you want to be so lazy when you wake up! Do you want to put on a stinky face as soon as you wake up?" !!!”

A piece of bread slowly slipped down from Xiang Yu's face, and a familiar tired smile appeared on a tired face as if waking up from a dream.

"Good morning."

Everyone was speechless, and the little girl ran away.

"Head your head, Ruoxue, don't stop me, I'm going to kill this fat man!"

In the black world that no one knows in someone's mind, a stunning woman dressed in the night sky slowly opened her eyes, and after "seeing" this absurd scene, a smile gradually bloomed on her face .

It's finally here, folks.