Fake Mechanic

"I said, this guy is not bad."

Xiang Yu said something to Wei from the bottom of his heart, the black-bellied queen has been silent, he always felt that something was missing.He didn't feel it when Wei was away before, but now that she is back, Xiang Yu always feels that he should say something to her, even though Wei still uses her usual way of conversation.

"If character and property are modeled as variables, and Pei Qingyi is used as the reference threshold, then yes, I admit that your new brother is not bad, at least not the worst level. If you need a more For more detailed information, go to the empire and find a wireless hotspot closest to the government department, and I will give you a standard answer soon. The president of the film and television company is so small that he has had several speeding tickets, and even the tax officer Tax evasion records that cannot be found, as long as you want it, as long as he has it."

"Uh... I'll talk about this later." Xiang Yu once again felt the feeling of a hot face sticking to a cold butt after a long absence, and he couldn't laugh or cry.Self-inflicted, who can blame?

Anyway, it won't be long before everyone knows what happened in the Hongyi Club. Xiang Yu is not interested in what kind of cover the Federation will use to cover up the shame, so he just casually put a hat on Pei Qingyi as an accomplice in terrorist attacks, and put the possible Xu Zhonglei was roughly told what happened.

The news was too explosive, and Xu Zhonglei, who was originally very confident in the mute Xiaowu, also showed shock and worry. After pondering for a while, he made a decisive suggestion: the sooner he leaves Yazixing, the better.

Xiang Yu got what he wanted, and he briefly explained to Xu Zhonglei that he had a starship that was being refitted with a jump engine, but it might be a little troublesome to enter the Empire's Yishi star. The matter is on his own.

While patting his chest to ensure that Xiang Yu and the others could enter Scarlet Orange Star smoothly, Xu Zhonglei did not forget to ask Xiang Yu, "My brother hasn't answered my question yet. You are wearing a federal military uniform. Brother, I can tell at a glance that you are absolutely inseparable from the federal military. You have your own starship at a young age, which makes me even more curious. I thought you were a royal inner court guard or something identity, but you want me to help you enter the imperial capital, these two contradictory things seem to require you to clarify the doubts yourself."

Xiang Yu didn't make up a reason, but he also refused to reveal the secrets between himself and Shi Caohuai Tie Xinyi. He just replied with a smile, "Everyone has their own secrets. I believe you and I have known each other for a long time. I don't need to talk about these things." Said that you will know the answer gradually. Now, I can only say that I am caught between the Federation and the Empire... a middleman."

This vague explanation was still approved by Xu Zhonglei. After all, the two of them had known each other for a very short time. When there were less than twelve general standards, half a day's work was not enough to gain [-]% trust from others. Xu Zhonglei nodded, Said four words, I hope so.

It can be seen that Xu Zhonglei also has the temperament of doing what he says, and Xiang Yu quickly saw his so-called arrangement.

The group did not go to the night market, but went directly to the building of Huayi Brothers Film and Television Company in Fengdu. In a spacious hall similar to a dressing room, someone had already waited for Xu Zhonglei on the phone according to the instructions on the way. There.

Those women dressed as office assistants carried a few large and small boxes and stood respectfully in front of the bright makeup mirror. Xu Zhonglei nodded to them, and then said to Xiang Yu.

"It's not too late. Let's finish what we have to do and leave Fengdu immediately. If those things really happened in the Hongyi Club according to what you said, Fengdu is no longer a place to stay for a long time. You stay with the teacher Concubine, princess, I will leave Yazi in one hour in my private starship, and meet you at the agreed space coordinates, when we will meet again depends on when your ship can complete the modification task."

Although everyone said that businessmen value money more than life, when it comes to critical moments, businessmen will behave like a gentleman and will not stand under a dangerous wall.

Apparently Xu Zhonglei was moved by Xiang Yu's prophecy about the upcoming chaos, and he had already made up his mind to leave Fengdu as soon as possible.

When I looked back, those female assistants had already opened the large and small boxes, took out the various items inside and started to get busy.Xiang Yu could only see those cosmetic appliances that seemed to be very high-tech, but he couldn't figure out the specific purpose after looking at them for a long time.Lines are separated like mountains, even if they are two generations of saints, emperors and generalists, there is still a profession that they don't know anything about.

Shi Caohuai and Tie Xinyi settled down as soon as they came, and let those people keep busy on their faces and heads.

It was approaching midnight, Xiang Yu was bored watching, and came to the end of the corridor with Mourinho, opened the window to watch the night in Fengdu, and started smoking and chatting to pass the time.

It has only been two days since they reunited, and they are about to part again in a blink of an eye. Although Mourinho has been thinking about seeing each other for the rest of his life, trying to relax, but when it really came to this time, the gang leader was a little silent and sighed.

Being with Xiang Yu always seems to have some unexpected surprises.As for whether the surprise outweighed the joy, or the sadness came from the joy, the gang leader couldn't tell.

In private, Mourinho has always felt that he has been with the mysterious young lady for a long time, and he has also been tainted with the charisma of the ancient empire. He felt that he was just a big toad standing on the crest of the waves in the tide of the vagrants, and the eldest lady who had been secretly admiring and even had a little bit of admiration in his heart was really only worthy of this young man in front of him.

Mourinho was smoking a cigarette, a curl of smoke drifted out of the window, and was blown by the night wind, disappearing suddenly.Feeling touched in his heart, he said to Xiang Yu with determination, "I also want to visit Yishi Xing."

Xiang Yu extinguished the cigarette butt on the window sill, and asked, "Are you willing to make a good fortune here? You are the famous Lord Neo in the Triangular Galaxy, the spiritual pillar of millions of interstellar wanderers."

Xiang Yu said it seriously, without the slightest hint of ridicule. Mourinho looked at the face in front of him that had changed drastically after only a month or so, and said with a wry smile, "After the Frostmourne incident, the Federation has made up its mind to Destroying the imperial shield of the Triangle of Hell, in my opinion, Hong Yi will only be the first tooth he wants to pull out, and it will never be the last. If Fengdu's bird's nest is overturned, my egg is not It's made of iron, and it will fall to pieces sooner or later. Besides, going to Qingcheng, the imperial capital, has always been something I want to do."

The allusion that there are no eggs under the overturned nest was quite vulgar and refined by Mourinho. Xiang Yu smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "I have read a lot during this time? I know allusions Now. Since you are willing, and I won't stop you, why don't you come with me?"

Unexpectedly, Mourinho shook his head, "I still have some things to finish, I will find a way to find you and the eldest lady at Yishixing after I deal with it."

Xiang Yu keenly felt that the gang leader seemed to have a special affection for Yi Guang, but he didn't point it out. He just took out the last two cigarettes left in the cigarette case and gave one to him.

The empty cigarette case that was squeezed into a ball drew an arc and disappeared out of the window.Fengdu in the night looks like a huge and greedy monster, with its black mouth open, ready to devour everything at any time.

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Shi Caohuai and Tie Xinyi seem to have swallowed the soul blood crystal, and they have completely changed their appearance.

When a girl came to the corridor and asked Xiang Yu and the others to go in, as soon as Xiang Yu saw the two women in front of the mirror, the above idea popped into his mind, and he was stunned for a long time before saying, "This can no longer be called makeup, this It's no different from plastic surgery!"

Shi Caohuai lightly painted the crescent eyebrows and lightly applied the rouge. The original plain face was already extremely charming, but now it was even more enchanting from the bottom of her bones. She also looked a few years older suddenly, she looked like a mature woman who was a disaster.The originally straight black hair was permed into wavy curls, paired with flaming red lips, it looked even more...

"Are you trying to say that I'm like a high-end call girl? The kind that goes to top hotels and doesn't accept checks, only cash?"

Shi Caohuai's eyes fluttered, and he gave Xiang Yu a blank look, piercing his thoughts.

The little loli on the side also completely changed her image, it was fine if Shi Caohuai didn't say anything, but when she said it, her small mouth was pouted, and she slammed a sentence viciously, blocking Xiang Yu's mouth.

"If you dare to speak against me, I will kill you immediately!"

Seeing that the originally delicate and innocent little loli turned into a perverted little queen with a golden wig, full-body leather bodysuit, and even more heavy makeup, Xiang Yu couldn't help crying in his heart, the contrast was too great, too harsh a little bit?

This is not the imperial concubine and the princess, they are just... a pair of prostitutes and sisters!

The female assistant on the side said, "Mr. Xu specifically explained that the image of elegance and dignity before the peak must be completely eliminated, so..."

Xiang Yu ignored the apologetic female assistant, and asked Mourinho, the only other man in the room, "Do you think you can sneak into the emperor like this?"

Mourinho was dumbfounded earlier, and nodded repeatedly as if waking up from a dream, "I think it's okay, at least now I don't dare to think about their original identities."

The gang leader seemed to feel embarrassed to say something, so he paused, and put it in a more euphemistic way.

Only then did Xiang Yu look at the female assistant, and sighed, "Mr. Xu is indeed a talent, don't judge by appearance."

Only people like Xu Zhonglei who play movies can come up with this method. Make up a generation of concubines and princesses into call girls, which can still satisfy a small number of special groups.

The female assistant took out a small jar similar to hair spray spray and two small flannel boxes from the box on the side, and handed them to Xiang Yu, "This is also Mr. Xu's explanation. The false pupils of the military-grade iris verifier are all pure biological technology, and they will lose their effectiveness after being exposed to the air for up to three hours, so they can only be used after arriving at Yishi Star."

"High light jammer?" Xiang Yu has been in the federal slums for more than ten years, and he has been a little behind the pace of development of high-tech gadgets that are not on the table today, so he glanced at the female assistant in confusion.

Seeing that he was puzzled, the female assistant took out a mobile phone from her pocket, sprayed it on her face a little, then took a photo of herself, and handed it to Xiang Yu.

On the screen of the mobile phone, the female assistant's face unexpectedly showed a peculiar partial deformation effect. Through the subtle changes in the light and dark color difference, it was impossible to recognize that it was her in the photo.

Xiang Yu couldn't help feeling a little grateful to Xu Zhonglei, no matter what the other party's true thoughts were, at least Shi Caohuai and Tie Xinyi had undergone this image reversal, coupled with the help of high-tech gadgets, whether it was the naked eye or the monitoring equipment, In fact, it is impossible to connect the two of them with the former imperial concubine and princess.

The next thing to do is to meet up with Xu Zhonglei and go directly to Qingcheng, the imperial capital.

Thinking that after more than ten years, he would finally set foot on that familiar land again, Xiang Yu suddenly felt his heart lift up suddenly.

Is it the king's land in the whole world, and the king's ministers on the shore of the land? In the past life, wherever he went, there was always awe and admiration, but now... Although I don't need to spray highlight disruptors, I am destined to hide my figure and face. In the shadows of the sun, keep a low profile.

Thinking of this, Xiang Yu suddenly remembered the promise he had made to Yu Meixin, walking calmly in front of others... It's really a long road.

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[ps: This time it's true, I'm really going to the imperial capital...I promise.In fact, I also think that the imperial capital is really fun. 】