Fake Mechanic

As the tall old man raised his hand, a whole set of wine utensils flew over from a certain hiding place, and landed firmly on the stone table.Immediately afterwards, the jug poured out automatically, and a line of clear wine sprayed out from the spout, filling a wine glass.

Fan Xiaoshan pursed his lips, nodded and said, "Okay, this trick is indeed very eye-catching, if someone sees this scene in the wine in Dongdijing, that person will definitely think that he has drunk too much, or that the boss bought a new one." Taiwan will be an invisible bartending robot."

The tall old man picked up the cup and drank it down, "I am self-sufficient, and I don't pretend to be foreign. You humans always want to use tools, even wars, you have to use metal lumps such as starships, mechas, and smart computers, but you don't know that your own There is greater potential in the body and mind."

Fan Xiaoshan couldn't help but retorted, "It seems that the one who captured me here is also a starship. Don't you tell me that the modulation cabin that trapped me before is also a clone of the Dragon Clan, or that we don't care about these details?"

The tall old man retorted, "Starship, the big guy that sails in the universe must be a starship? Ridiculous way of thinking."

The short old man explained, "That's just another form of existence for adult dragons. They gave up their long life and self-awareness to transform into solid bodies similar to starships, just to provide a shelter for the rest of the tribe. .”

Fan Xiaoshan was completely dumbfounded.

"In other words, those strange starships hundreds of meters long are the corpses of adult dragons?"

The little old man nodded slightly, "Well, we each perform our duties and do our best. Don't you humans always say that some people are born to be fighters, writers, politicians, etc.? Red eyes are born fighters, And her younger brother Jing is destined to grow up to be a traveler in this universe. Well, let’s get down to business and return to your first question.”

"You said how to take your friends away, in fact, it can be classified into the same question as what we want you to do." The little old man pointed to the remaining doors in the highest temple, "Those doors can make you grow , once you achieve our expected goal, we will naturally let you leave here with your people and the starship. But at that time, you must promise to do one thing for our Mo tribe."

Knowing that he was finally getting to the point of the chat, Fan Xiaoshan took a deep breath and said, "You guys who can transform into thousands of people actually want my help. It seems that this matter must not be a soft and delicious little cake."

A piece of cake in the common saying of the Federation means a trivial matter. The two elders of the dragon tribe looked at each other and smiled at the same time. The short old man pointed to the doors behind and said, "That's why we will give you a set of good teeth."

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As long as your teeth are good, your appetite is good. This sentence is perfect for a fat man who is gobbling.

Not long after he came out of the Hongyi Club, he was like a hungry ghost reincarnated from the ninth generation, eating and drinking in the restaurant of the Yongye Monarch. The synthetic beef that he complained about before has now become a delicious top grade The big meal is disappearing from the plate one by one quickly.

But no one cares about these things, Mu Yueshan and Tianxia Ruoxue's eyes are all fixed on Shi Caohuai and Tie Xinyi, and it's been a long time since they saw each other. Pao and Dashameng feel that the whole world seems to be ruined by Fatty.

Lu Xun is still working overtime to supervise the installation of the jump engine. According to the progress, it seems that it is much faster than expected, and it will be completed in a few hours. This good news has stimulated someone's appetite. At dawn, I left Yazixing, wishing for nothing.

With a mouthful of food in his mouth, Xiang Yu chomped and spoke ambiguously, saying whether you two should change your image, and immediately met with strong opposition from the little girl, with very good reasons—we are not celebrities in the empire, why? Want to dress up?

Fatty felt a little pity, and the bad taste in his heart shattered like a bubble.In his heart, he has already followed the idea given by Xu Zhonglei to go further. If Xiao Niangpao and Ruoxue also follow the gourd painting, maybe he can form a small team. Well, senior Qingcheng Call girl group, they don't sell themselves, they don't perform art, they specialize in killing the rich and helping the poor, they are very classy...

Of course, this small thought must never be said out loud, otherwise Tie Xinyi, who can't wait to take off this weird outfit immediately, will put her in the beef sauce and beat her hard.

Xiang Yu remembers an old movie in which there was an inspirational little tortoise who lurked in a brothel and learned a good oral art. He spit out fish and shrimp with a lotus tongue. Those who scold and survive are really happy to live.

Thinking of this, he still didn't give up, pointing to the two large boxes of exaggerated costumes he had brought from the props and clothing room of Xu Zhonglei Film and Television Company, he said, "You two can't enter Qingcheng ostentatiously wearing federal military uniforms, my plan is to play by ear, At least you all cooperate with the overall effect."

Mu Yueshan had already seen those clothes, and she was used to wearing men's clothes, and she didn't see a single one that didn't show off her figure at first glance, and everything was full of feminine "sexuality", obviously some shameless person did it deliberately.

A hint of embarrassment flashed across her face, "According to the situation? I think it is... the chicken!"

The fat man stuffed the last piece of meat into his mouth, and waved his hands indifferently, "Whatever, you can pretend to be a man, anyway, there are people like you, and you probably can't find suitable clothes for your figure."

It was obviously a very low-level provocative method, but Mu Yueshan fell for it. She dragged Tian Ruoxue and two huge boxes to her rest cabin. Will let it go.

Shi Caohuai smiled wryly, Xiang Yu snickered, little Lolita didn't smile, but thought, um, it's only fair if everyone does this.

The fat man poked between his teeth with his fingers without poise, and his mouth parted like a malicious smile, "Say, do you want to make up Lu Xun's face?"

It’s okay not to say, Little Loli stood up abruptly, and said while walking towards the power cabin at the tail of the starship, "I have no objection."

Shi Caohuai and Fatty were left in the room. Seeing Shi Caohuai's captivating attire, Fatty walked over very rudely and squeezed into a high-backed dining chair with her.

Shi Caohuai knew that dodging and struggling would only make this guy more interested, so he had to smile helplessly, "Don't mess around, this is not your private room."

Xiang Yu put his hand on Shi Caohuai's flat and firm belly intentionally or unintentionally, and asked with a smile, "Really?"