Fake Mechanic

Xu Zhonglei had never met Lu Xun before, seeing him pestering Tian Ruoxue all the time, thinking that he was the younger brother of this young girl with big breasts, Xu Zhonglei naturally understood why a brother-in-law should not be offended.Seeing that Lu Xun yelled at Xiang Yu mercilessly, I just felt a little curious, what interesting story is hidden behind the nickname "fatty fat man"?

Seeing that Xiang Yu ignored him, Lu Xun was annoyed, and ran to Xiang Yu and Xu Zhonglei regardless of 21 [-] to protest, "I want to be the protagonist."

"You're not tall enough, and the male lead should be tall and handsome with long hair, like me." The fat man hit Lu Xun unceremoniously.

The little guy raised his brows lightly, "You are not a man or a woman, believe it or not, I will cut your hair off at night?"

After Lu Xun experienced the incident of Kui's beast soul blood crystal, he had already tasted Fatty's methods. After he was freed from the beast body, he only had a rough impression of what happened. The sense of awe in the depths of his soul remained, and although Lu Xun still bluffed about the fat man no matter how big or small, he had restrained himself a lot compared to before.

"I don't care, I want to act with my mother, you can figure it out, otherwise I will make trouble."

After throwing down a harsh word, Lu Xun hummed to Xu Zhonglei twice, turned his head and continued to listen to the script discussion.

Xiang Yuna smiled at Xu Zhonglei, "It seems that you really have to arrange a role for him. I can't say anything about this kid's other skills, but he is top-notch when he makes trouble. You don't want the master tape stored in the computer to turn around and not know what to do." Who was deleted completely?"

Xu Zhonglei naturally didn't pay much attention to this trivial matter. What he was curious about was the word "mother" that Lu Xun said, "You haven't introduced this little brother's name yet. Who does he call his mother? Don't tell me that I am a concubine." Empress..."[

Xiang Yu smiled wryly and pointed at Xia Ruoxue, who had white hair reaching his waist, "Well, that's his mother."

Xu Zhonglei's cheeks twitched twice, and he squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying, "You are joking, the little girl is only sixteen or seventeen years old, and her son is already thirteen or fourteen..."

Xiang Yu interrupted Xu Zhonglei, "Where there is a adoptive father, there is also a adoptive mother. I don't know why he recognized Ruoxue as his mother. You have to ask an old man named Lu about this. Only that big man can give birth to such a mother." darling son."

Seeing that Xu Zhonglei still didn't understand, Xiang Yu gently said three words to remind him, "The Emperor Slayer."

Xu Zhonglei opened his mouth so wide that he could stuff his fist into it, "The Emperor Slayer, Lu Boyan the Emperor Slayer?"

It seems that I feel that this question is really out of standard. In this universe, besides Lu Boyan who can deserve the title of Emperor Slayer, who else?However, when he thought that the son of Lu Boyan, who killed the emperor, would be able to play the role in the movie he was going to make, Xu Zhonglei only felt that his heart was scorching like a fireball, and the blood in his whole body was vaguely boiling.

"Brother Xiang, who the hell are you? It's really amazing to be able to gather around the big figures of the Commonwealth Empire who have never seen each other in their lives..." Xu Zhonglei didn't know if he was too excited, or he couldn't think of words to describe it. He hesitated for a long time and gave up, and just said, "I'm committed to you brother, and I'm also committed to making your movie! I will fully invest, and I will give you a [-]% dividend, no no! You six and I four !"

The fat man said to Xu Zhonglei meaningfully, "Do you know who that sissy loves to dress up as a man?"

The identities of Shi Caohuai and Tie Xinyi have been exposed, even Lu Xun's background is not covered up, Xiang Yu simply let go of the fact that Mu Yueshan's father is the commander-in-chief of the Federation Starfleet, and the fact that the five-star general Mu Yue misses it Confidentially.

Xu Zhonglei was already numb, and the continuous five thunderbolts made him stay on the spot completely, and he couldn't utter a word when he opened his mouth.

Xiang Yu asked with a smile, "I admire Brother Xu very much. With such courage and courage, he dared to hold this group of hot potatoes together for filming. You are not afraid of big men like the Federation and the Empire stomping their feet." , directly crush you into slag?"

Xu Zhonglei regained his composure, laughed and said, "Brother, I'm not stupid, I don't blame you for not telling me your real background, but I can't hide the relationship between them and you. They are close together like a family, even if you say that you are the Federal President and Emperor of the Empire, I will not be surprised. With you here, what am I afraid of? Also, with them filming a movie for me, It doesn't matter if I can't sell even the last copy of this movie, my brother is worth it in this life!"

"Also, I'm in the entertainment industry. People are willing to spend money to buy the most happiness. I can only be the youngest in politics and war. If I make this movie, maybe the President of the Federation and His Majesty the Emperor will have to issue an interstellar movie. Give me the Medal of the Messenger of Peace!"

Xu Zhonglei once again showed that his vision and courage are far superior to ordinary people. Xiang Yu was also touched by this boldness and magnanimity, and said with a smile, "You have said that, then we will be [-] points."

Xu Zhonglei was taken aback by this sentence, and then he waved his hand grandly, "Don't talk about three sevens, two or eights are fine." [

Xiang Yu shook his head and said, "No, that's not what I meant. It's you seven, and I three. But I have a request, you have to take back the previous sentence, not even a single copy can be sold is not the result I want. "

A look of admiration appeared on Xu Zhonglei's face, and he said with emotion, "Just to say this to you, my brother will never do anything wrong to you in this life, and he will definitely do well in this matter."

Xiang Yu said noncommittally, "There is no need to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire. With Brother Xu's ability, I believe it will give me a good result. I don't have much interest in money or anything in my life. I just..."

He looked at the girls who were chattering not far away and finally found something interesting, and Lu Xun who kept interrupting and was occasionally hit by Ruoxue, with a satisfied smile on his face.

"I just don't want them to work hard only to be disappointed."

……

After the Hollywood jump, according to the scheduled plan, the King of Eternal Night will leave immediately, and will continue to swim in outer space at cruising speed under Wei's remote control. Being listed as a key target, this is also the main reason why Xiang Yu took the trouble to get involved with Xu Zhonglei.

It's not a good idea to rush into the star circle of the imperial capital, which is like an iron bucket defense formation. Xu Zhonglei, who owns the Hollywood number, can fully deserve the nickname of Timely Rain.

The Hollywood had just left the standard transition zone, and the next day, the active contact signal from the patrol starship outside the Stone Star came in. Obviously, it had been discovered. The starship slowly reduced the output of the main engine and was ready to accept the boarding inspection. This is the safety of the Imperial Starry Sky. The Authority is an indispensable standard procedure for the entry of starships registered under private names.

Although it is time-consuming, it can be avoided at the delicate juncture of the federal and imperial wars.

Hearing the notification from the bridge, Shi Caohuai and others all looked at Yu Chuan with worried eyes. Xu Zhonglei made a gesture to reassure everyone and left, ready to receive the Star Security Bureau officials who boarded the ship.

Xiang Yu then walked among the girls and said with a smile, "What are you afraid of? It's just a few security inspectors. From what I knew back then, most of these guys are parasites who eat vegetarian meals in corpses. Xu Zhonglei's ability is not a problem."

Shi Caohuai continued to look worried, watching the two imperial patrol ships with sharp edges outlined by the reflection of the stars slowly approaching, and said in a low voice, "I'm a little worried about Xu Zhonglei, in case he..."

Xiang Yu shook his head, "Probably not, unless I see that people's ability has shrunk greatly in this life, Xu Zhonglei is in the same boat as us now, and people who are in the entertainment industry and gangsters don't sell too much face to the royal family. They usually only recognize two people. One word, wealth and righteousness. I give him both, and if he betrays me, he is a fool, a fool who will die soon!"

The last few words came out of Xiang Yu's mouth lightly, with a cold air between them, everyone stopped talking.

It's not that Xiang Yu doesn't know that now is the most critical time. What he didn't say is that as soon as he boarded the Hollywood, he had already let Wei secretly monitor the changes of the entire starship. Being able to turn this ship into a second Eternal Night King, no matter how advanced the shipboard computer system is, in front of Wei, a machine intelligent life form, is as ridiculous as a plastic knife in a child's hand.

Don't let me down, Brother Xu, I let you take [-]% of the benefits.

Xiang Yu was thinking silently, and casually took the draft of the script in Mu Yueshan's hand that had been changed beyond recognition by them, scanned it and said with a wry smile, "No, you want me to play your bodyguard?"

Tie Xinyi snorted and rolled her eyes, "Why, the bodyguards who can accompany the beautiful heroines to travel around mountains and rivers are not enough?"

Xiang Yuzhuo sighed narrowly, "Didn't you agree to go to the end of the galaxy?"

This sentence immediately made Jiaoman Lolita shut up obediently, this is her only sore foot, ever since she yelled this sentence at Bashui Guangnian like crying tears, Tie Xinyi As long as I hear the words "go to the end of the galaxy", I feel ashamed and angry.

Tie Xinyi is young and still in love, but she just feels that Mr. Xiang Yu loves to tease her. The feeling in her heart is seven parts angry, two parts close, and the remaining part is half dependent and loving.

She couldn't figure out how she was so desperate and depressed at that time, and said such a sentence to this man who was like a murderous god, what inspired her courage at that time was the weakest half of her heart. ...

Seeing Tie Xinyi speechless, Xiang Yu was very proud.

"A bodyguard is a bodyguard, so-called, I only have one request."

"What?" Mu Yueshan asked.

"Give me more intense love action scenes."