Fake Mechanic

When I saw Qu Luoshen again, the thin resume handed over to Yu made the temperamental beauty feel embarrassed.

"It turns out that you are from the Yazi Star, but it's nothing. It's just that the college experience you wrote on it... how to say it, is not recognized by Huaijin Academy or even the empire."

Of course it won’t be recognized. In order to check the evidence, the chicken feather universities written by Wei did not exist at all. That day when Wei cracked the internal system network of the academy through the Internet, he found out that there are only a handful of schools recognized by Huaijin Academy. To describe it, they are all famous institutions of higher learning in Yishi. Unless they have the highest authority of the central host of the empire, how can they get a fictitious background in a short time.

Fortunately, Fatty's requirements are not high, and he feels overwhelmed at the thought of teaching boring knowledge of literature and history to a large group of rich children.

"It's okay, isn't there still a vacancy for a physical education teacher, I think that is quite suitable for me."

Qu Luoshen originally thought that Fatty would insist on applying for the position of a substitute teacher of literature and history. After all, the person who can casually tell the origin of the word "Mister" thousands of years ago is definitely not Baiding alone. Unexpectedly...

She coughed and said, "It's like this. There are several main reasons why there are always shortages of physical education teachers. One is that the salary for this position is not high. The second is that there are a group of students with outstanding physical fitness in the college. Not easy to carry."

The fat man waved his hand indifferently, "It's okay, hard work is worse than hard work, this is not a new thing that just happened yesterday, I don't mind, as for the second thing you said, don't worry, it will never happen that teachers are not as good as students possible."

Qu Luo glanced at Xiang Yu with a complicated expression, and the thought in her heart circled around and was suppressed by her, "Well, it seems that you are bound to win the status of the teacher of the college, and I can't say much. Applying for literature and history Substitute teachers need three school directors to check your qualifications, and then personally listen to you to take a class before you can pass, and the physical education teacher is relatively simple. "[

Qu Luoshen said it was simple, but in fact it was not simple.

Because the physical education teachers of Huaijin Academy are often ridiculed by those parents whose sons are all muscular and crazy, saying that they are not worthy of teaching their own children, so the board of directors of the academy came up with a once-and-for-all solution—applying for the post of physical education teacher You must first pass the test set by the student council.

When Xiang Yu heard this rule from Qu Luoshen, his first reaction was a little weird. When he saw Qu Luoshen's eyes, he suddenly thought of something, and asked with a wry smile, "That Niu Yonglang also happens to be from the student union, right?"

Qu Luoshenna nodded, "One student union chairman, two vice-chairmen, and even the management team are all elected by the students themselves. Niu Yonglang is the financial officer of this student union."

The fat man shrugged his shoulders. As the son of the richest man in Qingcheng, Niu Shao, indeed no one has more money to compete for this position than him.

He asked curiously, "Why doesn't this guy run for the chairman of the student union? Don't tell me that this chairman is a beautiful little girl who loves flowers when she sees them. There are eight hundred white horse riders under her seat."

Qu Luoshen smiled wryly and did not speak, and Wei showed a personal file with photos in Xiang Yu's field of vision, which explained the problem very well.

Pei Hongyu, 17 years old, an absolute beauty, wait... When he saw the column of family information, Xiang Yu sighed softly in his heart, I said why is this surname so familiar, so she is from the Hongyi Club The cousin of that scheming beautiful lady Pei Qingyi.In the last note of the family column, it said that both parents died, and the name of the emergency contact was also written as Pei Qingyi...

After reading it, Xiang Yu thought of the hidden crisis that night at the Hongyi Club. Now almost two days have passed, and he doesn’t know what happened to Li Mu’s gold-melting operation. It stands to reason that news of such a big kidnapping and extortion case should have reached Qing The city is right.

Shaking his head and putting these things aside for the time being, he said to Qu Luoshen, "Since stretching your head and shrinking your head is also a stab, then please ask Teacher Qu to submit my application to the school board and notify the student union early to arrange follow-up matters."

Seeing that Xiang Yu had made up his mind, Qu Luoshen sighed slightly, and said, "Okay, but don't worry, the evaluation of the student union will eventually need to pass the review of the school board, and you don't have to worry about them using weird methods to embarrass you, it's just... ..."

Seeing that Qu Luoshen was so worried about himself, Xiang Yu felt a hint of gratitude in his heart, and joked, "Don't worry, I have confidence in myself, do you want me to lend you some? You're welcome, you don't have to pay it back."

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The temperamental beauty left with a polite smile, Wei pulled out a large list of information in front of Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu didn't bother to read it, and asked Wei to choose the important ones.

"Before you, there were five applications for physical education teachers, but no one passed. Now the physical education class in Huaijin Academy has actually become a cattle herding class. Basically, everyone chooses their favorite sports to play, and they are very free. Therefore, this move of the student union has won the support of the vast majority of students. The school board of directors just turned a blind eye. After all, Huaijin Academy focuses on literature, not the semi-military management like Zurich Military Academy. "[

The fat man sneered, "It's because of the connivance of these old guys, that's why the empire is completely no match for the federation on the frontal battlefield."

Thinking of the passionate mobilization speech by the instructor when he was enrolled in the Zurich Military Academy, Xiang Yu secretly lamented that the gap between the two sides was too great. The major military and political departments of the empire, but now even the physical education teachers are being driven away by their best means, just because of a ridiculous reason that they are not as good as students, alas, have you forgotten the old saying that "disciples don't have to be inferior to teachers, and teachers don't have to be better than teachers?" Disciple"?

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The recruitment of new physical education teachers was carried out in the large gymnasium in the East District of Huaijin Academy. To Xiang Yu's surprise, the entire gymnasium was already full, as if watching a celebrity concert.

Qu Luoshen, who accompanied Xiang Yu in, seemed to be suffering from Sudden Sighing Syndrome today, and two of the three sentences started with a sigh.

"Hey, these kids all regard this as a holiday, just don't feel pressured."

Fatty knew exactly what these brats were feeling, and drove away five applicants in a row. The student union has become a heroic existence. Will the sixth one continue to be defeated by his friends?This kind of rebellious heart, which is basically common in the youth stage, is the biggest driving force for this grand event.

But there are a few guys who look like teachers at first glance, you have come to join in the fun even when you are dozens of years old, what an amazing arts and science teacher?Physical education teachers are not human, are they?

What most of the audience didn't expect was that the strange applicant Shi Shiran walked in behind the acting dean Qu Luoshen who was known as the "gentle killer" was so young.

"It's handsome, this time."

"Nonsense, last time it was like a bear, of course you think this is good, and the nympho has committed another crime."

"At least the hair looks better than yours."

This is the dialogue of the girls.

"How old is this buddy? I don't think he's 20 years old. He actually came to apply for a physical education teacher?"

"It doesn't matter how old he is, he's not as big as my little brother anyway."

"Your ass is bigger."

This is the dialogue of the boys.

No matter which aspect of Xiang Yu's characteristics everyone is discussing, the only thing in common is that no one thinks that he has any hope of passing the carefully prepared test by the student union.The smart ghost selling energy drinks and snacks in the stands is also taking bets in private, the bet is not whether this Yin Tianchou can pass the test, but how many rounds he will completely lose.

Although there were only three tests, none of the first five applicants could even pass the second test. It was a fact recognized by everyone that there was a crouching tiger in the student union.Qu Luoshen is also very clear, so it is not without reason that she would rather choose Xiang Yu as a substitute teacher for the literature and history class.

The fat man wasn't worried at all, and waved his hands arrogantly as he walked.

From his point of view, the dark mass in the gymnasium was nothing more than a thousand or two thousand restless monkeys, waiting to kill chickens for them to see.