Fake Mechanic

Tell the truth after drinking, no matter you are a man as firm as iron, or a man who bows and offers flowers, drinking too much is a taboo.

Xiang Yu knew that most of the various news that Yifei said came in through the word "wine", but he was a little confused about those killer guards outside Changzhan Pavilion who hid themselves between the light and shadow of mountains, stones and forests like cunning rabbits and foxes. Curious, I heard the word "Lei Ge" before, but who is it?

With Xiang Yu's keen sixth sense now, the hostility that is staring at him within a radius of tens of meters is not only aimed at the sudden foreign invasion, he can even be sure that if there is any civil strife in Changzhan Pavilion, these people will also Arrived at the first time, and mercilessly killed the killer.

Hiding in stature but showing murderous intentions, these people are obviously different from Yan Mohen's subordinates, and it is obviously a kind of formal warning.

To Xiang Yu's confusion, Niu Yifei replied casually, "They are all from Lei Cut, I will introduce you two when I get a chance."

Xiang Yu frowned, "These are not ordinary killers, those with blood on their hands, do you like them?"

Niu Yifei sighed, picked up the pair of citrine glasses and wiped the dust-free surface with a soft cloth, and said, "After so many years, I will change somewhat. You were so self-willed when you were a child. Lei Cut is also good and evil, but it is somewhat similar to your image in my eyes now."

Hearing the meaning of vicissitudes in the other party's words, before Xiang Yu had time to continue talking, the little guy Lu Xun started to get excited again.

"Hey, tell me, what does this fat man look like to you? And me, and me, what do you look like to me with your different eyes?" [

This sentence can be regarded as satisfying everyone's wishes. When Niu Yifei said that he was born with different pupils, everyone immediately became interested, as if standing in front of him was a unique impressionist photographer who had just secretly photographed himself, so he had to force him It's like handing over the photos.

Knowing that there would be such a result, Niu Yifei smiled and said, "I'm telling the truth, you don't have to be angry."

To be honest, Xiang Yu was also a little curious. In his previous life, after he got the Ye Fu Coffin, he casually wrote down the words about the soul in his notebook. He also did some in-depth research on his feelings. What is the similarity between this guy's self and his previous life, so that he can be sure at a glance that "Yin Tianchou", whom he has never met before, is the former emperor of the Tie family?

Before the food was served, Niu Yifei dragged his hand-impaired right leg to fetch pens and inks, spread them out on the round table, dipped them in the inks and swiped them for painting.

Xiang Yu joked, "I didn't expect that you have changed a lot. When you were young, you would hold mud, but now you will change to a pen. Sure enough, you have improved."

He caught a glimpse of the pointed and small penis, which was not made by Qiuhua Yuan Niu's family, but rather made by the Federation. Nowadays, almost everyone in and outside Qingcheng has a pen, but this former young master of the Niu family is doing the opposite. And so, even though he was willing to go far and near to get such an ordinary little pipe from the other side of the galaxy, Xiang Yu couldn't help thinking, how much you must hate that big family...

Everyone has different thoughts, but the same silence, eyes wandering along with Niu Yifei's painting hands.

The first one was a little sissy, and everyone recognized it at a glance. The masculine attire on her body vaguely had the style of Mulan, but Niu Yifei added long hair, which softened the slightly strong side again.

Mu Yueshan had an unbelievable astonishment on her face. She was clearly wearing women's clothing today, so why was she painted as a man?

Lu Xun, on the other hand, laughed and patted the table to applaud, "It's amazing, that's just a word, no, it's a breakthrough."

Xia Ruoxue on the side also couldn't help laughing, glanced at the handkerchief beside her who didn't know what to say, rubbed Lu Xun's head, the little guy made a face at Mu Yueshan, and said nothing.This is my mother's best sister, don't offend her badly, lest you suffer in the future!

The second painting made everyone guess for a long time.

A young girl with an immature and stubborn face was holding the somewhat worn-out plush toy in her hand, and stood in the middle of the avenue of people in a daze.

Seeing that everyone was puzzled, Niu Yifei drew behind her the cornices of the palace hidden in the clouds, and everyone suddenly realized that this should be Tsundere Lolita Tiexinyi.No one has ever known the origin of this princess who was adopted by Tie Qingyao since she was a child, but the palace in the cloud revealed a hint.

Niu Yifei stopped at this moment, glanced at Tie Xinyi who was also stunned, and continued to add a few strokes with a wry smile. Suddenly, Tie Xinyi's whole body could be seen covered in flames. [

When she saw the plush toy, the little loli trembled slightly. When she saw the body engulfed by the fire, Tie Xinyi suddenly felt that something cracked in her heart, and her small body trembled like a weak grass in the wind. stop.Sensing her abnormal change, Shi Caohuai hugged her in his arms. At this time, the little loli had already shed tears for some reason, pointed at Niu Yifei and said, "How do you know, this is just a nightmare when I was young, no Possibly, it is impossible for you to know! You... you monster!"

Speaking of which, Tie Xinyi broke away from Shi Caohuai, and even rushed out the door.

Everyone was stunned, Shi Cao Huai Nai sighed, forced a smile towards Yu, then turned around and went out to look for her.

Niu Yifei put down his pen with some guilt, and before he could speak to Xiang Yu with a face full of embarrassment, he waved his hand to stop him, "Don't apologize for her, I know what you want to say, Your Highness is just a child...but in my eyes she This is how she looks, this is her deepest self, and it can also be said that this is the most profound soul imprint in her life."

Xiang Yu also sighed, walked forward and looked at the little girl downstairs who was sobbing in Shi Caohuai's arms, shook his head, and said nothing.Among all the girls, Tie Xinyi is the most arrogant little lolita, but also the most fragile porcelain doll. The heart-piercing cry and begging at the headquarters of the former dragonriders of Buffalo that day is the best proof.

The old princess didn't say anything, but in her heart she was looking forward to having someone by her side to accompany her all the time. Although Shi Caohuai just made up for this shortcoming, I didn't expect Niu Yifei's few flames to suddenly bring Tie Xinyi's nightmare back to life. arouse.

"You can at least explain to me what the fire is. I don't think it's just a nightmare she had when she was a child, right?"

Niu Yifei shrugged, and said simply that he didn't know, "Don't really think of me as a magical witch who can know the past and the future, but if you want me to guess, I can only say that maybe this has something to do with Her Royal Highness's life experience. It must be related. The nightmare may not be a real nightmare, but a childhood memory left in her heart, and only the person on the dragon chair can explain this clearly."

When Shi Caohuai managed to persuade little Lolita to come back, it was already half a cup of tea later.

Tie Xinyi rubbed her eyes, bowed her head to Niu Yifei in embarrassment, and apologized, which made Niu Yifei a little bit at a loss, he laughed and waved his hands repeatedly, saying that this monster can't afford it, which immediately caused the little loli to burst into laughter, and was even more embarrassed .

Xiang Yu was full of questions, but now is obviously not a good time to break the casserole and ask the bottom line, so I had to suppress my confusion for the time being, thinking about finding an opportunity for Shi Caohuai to ask Tie Xinyi carefully, maybe I can really find her real parents. uncertain.

Lu Xun and Little Lolita had a lot of fun these days, and after a few words of comfort, they said loudly, "There's nothing to cry about, at least you're still a pretty chick, and you haven't been painted as a sissy man."

This sentence finally caused the little girl to shudder. Mu Yueshan is the only person besides Ruoxue who can beat Lu Xun without any side effects. Accepting it honestly, he rubbed his head in the end and continued to mutter unwillingly, "Originally, I only drew two, and I don't know what the rest of the people will be drawn like!"

As soon as this sentence came out, Niu Yifei hesitated even more, and asked rather awkwardly, "How about... I should not continue?"

As soon as Mu Yueshan and Tie Xinyi even quit Lu Xun after saying this, they had to encourage Niu Yifei to finish the painting.

Xiang Yuna patted Niu Yifei's shoulder with a smile, but glanced at Lu Xun, who would never give up until he reached his goal, and said, "It's okay, the rest of us are the ones who are tough enough to fight against the ban, Don't worry and continue painting, otherwise we won't have a safe meal."

After hearing this, Lu Xun waved his fist proudly, indicating that he can accept any result.

However, as soon as the grand finale came on stage, everyone almost stared out their eyes.

When Niu Yifei finally stopped writing, everyone opened their mouths wide, looking at the smooth ink pattern on it, and didn't say a word for a long time.

What... is this painting?