Fake Mechanic

Sing?

Xiang Yu was a little baffled by this jumpy question. Lei Cut dropped a microphone and rang the service bell. After a while, the fat and sensible manager brought a group of girls in. They all bowed and said in unison: After saying a word, welcome to Qingdi Songfang.

As if he didn't hear Niu Yifei's words, Lei Cut waved his hand and said, "You're welcome, just follow the rules when you come here to play, you can play left and right or threesome, whatever you want."

A row of girls with heavy makeup all of a sudden cast all kinds of winks, scratching their heads for fear of missing tonight's big customer.

Lei Cut didn't even look at it, he just encouraged the little girl named Guozi in his arms to choose a song to sing.

Xiang Yu and Niu Yifei glanced at each other, both with ordinary bitter smiles, not to mention the stunning female dragons of Queen Fan around Xiang Yu, the single Qu Luoshen is the kind of simple and elegant beauty who looks more and more flavorful, completely put these For the sake of making a living, girls who sell laughs and accompany drinks are thrown out more than a dozen streets. Although Lei Cut is the kindness of the master, he himself does not choose it. Isn't it clear that he is trying to lose weight and put fat in other people's bowls?

Xiang Yu didn't know, he didn't even look at it and just pointed one. Niu Yifei also followed suit. When the two girls approached, they found that both of them had real big breasts. A pair of breasts could smother two brothers to death. Lei Cutting a glance, a smile flashed in his eyes, "I didn't expect you two to see the same thing."

Same with your sister, Xiang Yu is not good at losing face to the girl beside him who has already held his arm. After all, it is the fault of Mr. Guan, who is known as the protector of prostitutes. This kind of borderline play by Fang Fang is even more resigned.

In the imperial army, there is even a saying of the chicken army, which echoes the boy scouts of the Federation, because these wandering girls are unable to raise the poor children who were born accidentally, but they can't find their biological father. To obtain imperial citizenship, the easiest choice is to enlist in the army, exchanging flesh and blood for military merit, and exchanging military merit for name.On many frontal battlefields, the infantry unit has the highest casualty rate, and among the twenty people who die for the country, there is often a chicken soldier.

The only gratifying thing is that chickens are not discriminated against by too many people. Once military merit is exchanged for citizenship, the central host of the empire will encrypt his past as a first-sequence file, and properly select the demobilization site to ensure that he can survive the war The chicken heroes who have returned from the baptism can hold their heads high and go through the rest of their life journey in Yishi Xing where no one knows his past.

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The girls who were not selected left with a look of disappointment on their faces. Music sounded in the box, and Guo Guo timidly began to sing with a microphone.

She ordered the song "Winter Solstice 18", an extremely unpopular song with a very slow tune. The most important thing was that the lyrics were sung in the slang of a certain place in the empire, which seemed inexplicably deserted and sad.

"Why does my lover give me a heart that I can't figure out, wandering around the world, losing stability, taking the wrong direction and inverting the pleasure."

"Why does my lover give me a heart that I can't touch? After a good swim, I always feel sad and kiss an empty wine bottle."

Guozi hadn't spoken before, and because of taking too many psychedelic drugs, his face was also haggard beyond his age, but when he took the microphone, he was amazed. The clear and soft voice, which was sometimes high and sometimes soothing The slang charm of the winter solstice of the first 18 years was sung vividly and deeply.

After half of the song was finished, during the cutscene music, Lei Ke first made an approving gesture to the little girl on stage, which made the little girl smile, and then turned to Niu Yifei and Xiang Yu and said, "Help me out of this predicament? Yifei, are you even going to kill me?" You don't know who your people are, I owe you, my brother owes me, it's nothing if they die for you, but why do you say that this guy can help me?"

Picking up the topic that was almost forgotten again, Lei Cut acted as if these things never happened at all, his tone was flat, yet unruly.

This guy, when it comes to matters related to his own self-esteem, the little friendship he just had for drinking is completely gone. Xiang Yu sighed in his heart, Xiao Wu really asked for a difficult thing...

Lei Cut seemed to have guessed what Xiang Yu was thinking, raised his eyebrows lightly, and asked again, "What? You think I'm too blunt to sound good? Maybe Yifei didn't tell you who I'm going to deal with now? This enemy is not a friend If it can be solved, only brothers who are willing to risk their lives are eligible to intervene."

After a pause, he continued, "You are Yifei's brother, not mine, so your life is yours, not mine. We should drink and sing to have more fun, right?"

Lei Ke spoke eloquently, and the vicissitudes of life were even more apparent against Guo Zi's deserted slang.

Xiang Yu had an inexplicable feeling of goodwill in his heart. Lei Cut's views on brothers and friends had his own foothold, and the last few sentences were like a man in white clothes, white horse, white hair and silver gun, who broke into the enemy's battle alone, lonely and arrogant.

However, Xiang Yu's life is seven points wretched and three points hot-blooded. If his anger is not going well, he dares to cut a catty of meat. , snorted lightly, and said lightly, "If I solve the problem for you, I have to be afraid that you dare not return my favor. I don't know who your opponent is, and I probably don't know him. My opponent, you Do you know who it is?"

The needle point was facing the maimang, and this irony made Lei Cut's expression suddenly change. Seeing Niu Yifei nodding slightly beside him, he actually directly agreed with these words, Lei Cut's unruly spirit burned in his heart, and he blurted out, "Okay, you are not afraid Die, of course I will give up my life to accompany the gentleman. I heard Yifei say on the phone that you are only new to Qingcheng, who else is difficult to deal with in hundreds of miles around? Even if it is the sword master who guards the imperial city, I, Lei, have no confidence. Can resist more than a hundred back and forth!"

The words fell to the ground clangingly, but they failed to make half a circle of ripples on Xiang Yugujing's face.

Xiang Yu picked up the bottle and took a sip, then asked leisurely, "It's Master Ling again, I'm really curious, could it be that he has three heads? But it's a pity that the person I'm going to deal with is sitting on his buttocks. It’s not the 300 million green bricks of the Yuling City Wall.”

Lei cut his black eyebrows like a knife.

Xiang Yu smiled softly, "He should be sitting on the chair of Jiulong Zhuri in Qiantian Temple now, how many rounds do you think you can resist in his hands?"

"No... It should be said that he can resist a few rounds in his world."