Fake Mechanic

Shi Cao Huai Lan has a heart, how can she not see that Xiang Yu has something on her mind at the moment.

The rest of the girls were thin-skinned and refused to come to the fat man in the middle of the night. Shi Caohuai didn't know how many times he had communicated with the fat man at a "negative distance" in the middle of the night, so he let it go, so he went to the kitchen of the annex building I found a can of pushing a glass of wine, intending to enlighten the fat man.

Xiang Yu was too lazy to look for a cup, and the two of them drank generously from the small can, but unfortunately there was no silk, bamboo and singing music next to them, the two of them did not turn on the light, and the window was dark without even the moonlight, it was just before dawn In the darkest hour, there is a joy in silence.

After the third sip, Xiang Yu took the initiative to speak.

"I know you're worried about me. In fact, it's something you can figure out on your own. You don't have to make me jump off a cliff when I can't think about it. It's not that serious."

Shi Caohuai swallowed the wine, kissed her red lips, and let out a breath of alcohol.

"Who said I was worried that you wouldn't be able to figure it out. I said before that as long as you get the Qinglu knife, I will drink with you. This is just to fulfill my promise."

Women still know how to take care of their own men's face, and the fat man knows that Shi Caohuai is talking about himself, so he doesn't continue this topic of whether he can think about it.

"But since you're here to drink with me, you should look like you're drinking?"

"What do you mean?" Shi Caohuai asked with his head tilted, not understanding what the fat man was referring to.

The fat man pretended to sigh, patted his thigh and said, "The high-end leather seat is the only one in the universe without a semicolon. Since you are an acquaintance, you don't need to call in advance to book a seat, how about it? "

Shi Caohuai rolled his eyes at him and said, "What time is it, you really want to mess around."

The fat man glanced out of the window, "The night is dark and the wind is high, before dawn, it's time to mess around. The so-called old man who goes to bed late and gets up early is what I meant."

Someone was talking nonsense, but Shi Caohuai took it seriously and didn't hesitate. He sat sideways on Xiang Yu's legs generously, and asked curiously, "What is a boy who sleeps late and an old man who wakes up early?"

Knowing that she had been duped, Xiang Yu coughed and explained, "It means that young people are full of energy and blood, and when they go to bed, they always like to toss for most of the night, so they naturally sleep late; while older people are tired during the day. Now, I usually don’t get excited when I go to bed, and I have to wait until the next morning to take advantage of the right time, place and people to do things.”

When it came to the end, the fat man couldn't help the smile from the corner of his mouth, and Shi Caohuai realized that he had been tricked again. He lowered his head, leaned on his shoulder and bit his ear hard.

At this moment, the sky thunder set off the fire, and it was out of control.

Xiang Yu hugged Shi Caohuai in his arms, and responded unceremoniously, his big mouth found the target accurately, and sucked Shi Caohuai's red lips.

Shi Caohuai let out a coquettish cry, almost threw the small wine jar out of her hand, and leaned back into Xiang Yu's arms, faltering and fumbling for a long time, unable to speak.

A certain person never stopped doing anything, since he moved his chopsticks, of course he had to eat to his heart's content, so his hands were not idle, and he directly stretched under Shi Caohuai's dress that is common to imperial women, and started to play in the mountains and rivers.

Concubine Shi couldn't resist his teasing, her faltering nasal voice suddenly became more sexual.

Fatty seemed to hear the battle drums beating in his ears, and it got worse. He simply helped Shi Caohuai up, lifted her dress and sat on him with her legs apart.

Shi Caohuai knew what he was going to do next, but her body was limp, the dragon breath was like the world's most domineering aphrodisiac, penetrating into her bones, she was powerless to resist, and let the fat man quickly tear off her underwear, and then It was just a whimper.

This commotion lasted for more than half an hour, Shi Caohuai still held back and refused to make a sound at first, the fat man became more and more energetic, sprinting and whipping almost always hit Huanglong directly, and at the end Shi Caohuai had no scruples in his mind anymore, he was free and carefree Enjoy this instinctive pleasure.

After the fierce battle, Fatty still refused to let Shi Caohuai down, and the two sat in this ambiguous and intimate posture.

Really can't resist someone, so Shi Caohuai had no choice but to listen to him, put a glass of wine in his mouth, and feed it to the young man in his arms.

Xiang Yu was so hooked, he thought of the picture of the swing play hidden next to him when he just left Guan Zhong's tavern to study at the Zurich Military Academy, and said without thinking, "I said, or I will fix it some other day." play on a swing?"

The heat in Shi Caohuai's body gradually subsided, and reason once again gained the upper hand, she knew that fat people often hide in deep pits for people to jump in such unreasonable words, so she gave him a sideways look and said, "What the hell are you trying to do this time? "

Xiang Yu said what was in his heart, even if Shi Caohuai had been trained a lot by him, he couldn't stand this kind of fancy play between men and women, so he gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "I won't do this kind of thing with you. matter, you go find someone else."

Others naturally refer to the other dragon girls. The fat man turned around in his mind, and the little girl, the foolishly cute, and even the kitten were all obsessed one by one. Finally, he shook his head and said, "No, you are the most obedient."

Shi Caohuai was almost so angry that he laughed out loud, "There is no one who talks like you, those few chickens are obviously at your disposal, you just have to calm down and not touch them, take them all day Let me vent my anger, I won't play with you any more, let's see where you can find someone who is obedient."

How could the fat man take such petty capriciousness seriously? With his right hand, which had been stuck in Shi Caohuai’s lapel, he pinched the plump and soft lump in his palm, and said with a smile, “Are you willing? In ancient times, there was a saying called food Sui Zhiwei, don’t tell me you haven’t heard of it.”

"Have not heard!"

"I just said that."

"did not hear!"

"Then let me explain it to you again?"

"you……"

"Otherwise, I'll abandon literature and pursue martial arts, and then I'll vent my anger on you." Shi Caohuai finally succumbed to the fat man's shameless threat. She couldn't stand the teasing, if she persisted, maybe this fat man would seize the opportunity to score twice.

Shi Caohuai thought in her heart that she might have disturbed the other people in Changzhan Pavilion just now, if it was absurd again, everyone would not be able to sleep.

"Okay, okay, you're amazing, I'm afraid of you, it's alright? Let's get down to business, hey, can your claws stop for a while?"

"Why, I have an opinion. He can't do whatever he wants in his own home."

"..."

For such a shameless person who can compare a woman's chest to the "home" of his own hands, Shi Caohuai has no words to answer, he can only grit his teeth, resist the eagerness in his heart, and let him do what he wants.

"Okay, you can do whatever you want. Let me remind you that the time is one second less. If you always think about messing around at home, the outside world will really be out of control."

Only then did Xiang Yu restrain his absurd thoughts, sighed and said, "Even though the empire is big, it has nowhere to live. Tie Qingyao is self-inflicted in the final analysis. Is Mo Lewen doing justice for the heavens?" I don’t know, but I can’t think of the brotherhood that no longer exists, so I rushed to Yulinghuang City to remind him, hey, brother, someone is going to kill you, be careful yourself , is this too fake?"

Shi Caohuai had a gentle tone, gently kissed Xiang Yu on the cheek, and said, "You make up your mind, I will support you in whatever you do, I just don't want... to regret it when I see you thinking about it in the days to come. You also told me that if you want to live a happy life, you must have nothing to sigh about. Today you sighed more than once."

Fatty's heart trembled, and even his restless hands slowly slipped out from between the two peaks.

"According to what you mean, I have to choose a path that allows me to have no regrets in the future?"

Shi Caohuai smiled and shook his head, "Who can say for sure what will happen in the future, I can sit on you today, but you won't let go of me, maybe next year you won't be able to find me by your side. I just hope that the path you choose will at least not embarrass you now."

The fat man paid attention to the first half of the sentence, but he almost didn't hear the second half of the sentence, "Wait, wait, what do you mean by saying that? What do you mean I won't be able to find you next year today?" , You have to make it clear. Let me say yes first, whoever dares to snatch you away, let alone Tie Qingyao, if he dares to speak, I will help Mo Lewen to hack him to death immediately, even if he has another background Don't think about doing anything to you behind my back."

Hearing what he said, Shi Caohuai knew that the fat man who had always reacted quickly had already guessed something, shook his head and said, "It's not as complicated as you think, I'm just... I'm just worried that Empress Shuang's lifespan is approaching, who knows Once she dies, what kind of big changes will happen to the Dragon Clan? When Dasha dies, the Dragon Clan will be divided into two, and the eight tribes will disappear, and those who live in seclusion will go to thousands of light-years to find them. In the new homeland, the Mo tribe was also separated to stand behind the empire to maintain the balance of the two major forces..."

The fat man was speechless for a while, and after carefully chewing Shi Caohuai's words several times, he asked her in doubt.

"Did you sense something, that's why you said this, don't hide it from me."

Shi Caohuai was silent for a while before saying, "I can't say for sure, but I feel that the blood of the Frost Empress is getting weaker and weaker. I am worried that she has reached the end of her life, and there is a point that the high-ranking dragon clan One thing is very special, the high-level dragons like the Eight Tribes who have reached a certain level, before their long lifespan is almost exhausted, will give birth to a subtle induction that other high-level dragons can detect. Even on the other side of the universe, this layer Induction will also be received."

Xiang Yu yelled, and said in surprise, "There is still this matter? Wouldn't that mean sending an invitation letter to your enemy, saying that I will die soon, and you still don't come to make up the knife?"

Shi Caohuai couldn't laugh or cry, and glared at Xiang Yu, as if he felt that he shouldn't make fun of Nie Shuang, "Don't talk nonsense, the high-level dragons are not as narrow-minded as humans, and the bodies of dragons are not as fragile as humans. At the end of the Yuan Dynasty, the dragon source of life will be transformed into soul blood crystals. This is not the time when the dragon race is the weakest, on the contrary, but the strongest time. This is somewhat similar to what is often said in the human world. The power that erupts is far better than usual, and at this time, if you come to seek revenge, what is it if you are not courting death?"

The fat man said awkwardly, and said with a dry laugh, "You didn't say it earlier, everything has a cause and effect? ​​Then what are the high dragons doing like this?"

Shi Caohuai's voice became a little sad.

"It's very simple. This is to tell the old friends or friends far away in the world that if you don't come, you will never see them again."

If you don't come, you will never see him again... Every word of this sentence hit Xiang Yu's heart like a heavy hammer.

He suddenly seemed to understand something, but when he thought about it seriously, this thought was like a scent of flowers in the evening wind, and it disappeared in an instant.

Suddenly hearing such a sentence from Shi Caohuai's mouth at this time, Xiang Yu suddenly thought of something.

He gently opened and put down Shi Caohuai in his arms, then he tidied up his clothes and went to the window, pushed open the window that had just been repaired a few days ago, and let the night wind before dawn blow across the hills and his face.

Shi Caohuai knew what was going on in his heart, so he didn't disturb him, but just stood quietly behind him.

After an unknown amount of time, Xiang Yu asked without looking back.

"Tell me, did Mo Lewen also sense that Nie Shuang's lifespan is about to expire?"

After he finished speaking, he turned his head. Although the lights in the room were not turned on, and the scattered night stars in the gray night sky did not cast much light, Shi Caohuai could still see the flashing consonance in Xiang Yu's eyes. shine.

"If so, then I think I know what to do."