cohabitation sister flower
Chapter 105 The world is so small
After running out of Huahai Apartment, Wu Yan called Water Snake: "Water Snake, come pick me up quickly."
"I'm taking a bath right now, so it's inconvenient to pick you up. You can't let me go naked, can you?" Snake Jiao Didi said.
"Can't you put on your clothes and pick me up?" Wu Yan's head was a little big.Why is there no normal woman among the women I know?
"Just now a man said that I look better without clothes. So I plan to not wear clothes in the future."
——Wu Yan's nose was a little hot, and he wiped it to realize that his nose was bleeding. [
"You don't wear clothes anymore." Wu Yan said the address again, regardless of whether the water snake heard it clearly, he hung up the phone directly.
Half an hour later, the Lamborghini flew over, and the water snake snapped its fingers and said charmingly, "Handsome, do you want a ride?"
Wu Yan grabbed the car and jumped into the car, saying, "I'm going to take refuge at your house today."
"Are the two girls from Murong's family kicked out again?" Water Snake teased and laughed.
Wu Yan was very angry, and the consequences were serious. He said seriously: "Water Snake, pay attention to your words when you speak. What do you mean? When have I ever been afraid of those two girls?"
The water snake laughed coquettishly: "Beggar, this is the first time I've seen you in such a mess, letting two yellow-haired girls chase you every day and hide in Tibet."
Wu Yan didn't speak, but lit a cigarette and smoked.Lazy to argue with her.
There are only two situations when you quarrel with a woman. One is that you lose and die miserably; the second is that you win and die miserably.
Wu Yan knew these two great philosophies well, so he simply kept his mouth shut.It won't die like this.
Water Snake grabbed the steering wheel with one hand, stretched out with the other, took the cigarette from Wu Yan's mouth, put it on his own mouth and took a puff, the gesture of holding the cigarette in his slender hand was very beautiful.
Wu Yan lighted one very depressed, and said, "Have you found out the whereabouts of those people?"
The water snake shook his head and said: "There is no clue at all. Beggar, is your feeling wrong? Maybe we really caught them all at the fishing ground."
"It's also possible. But we have to make more plans." Wu Yan suddenly turned his head and said, "How about we build an underground kingdom here?"
The water snake's eyes lit up immediately, and it said again and again: "Okay, okay. At that time, you will be the king of the underground, and I will be the queen of the underground."
——This woman is quite unconscious.
Wu Yan said with some embarrassment: "Can I find someone more beautiful than you?"
"Beggar, go to hell." The water snake stopped the car immediately, and said very coldly, "Get off my car gracefully. My mother won't let you take a ride."
"Don't be angry, water snake, I'm just talking. To be honest, I really can't find anyone who is more beautiful than my snake. I just want to find someone more beautiful than you, but I can't find one." Wu Yan He quickly changed his words.
"It's already late." Water Snake rolled his eyes, "Hurry up and get out of the car, I have to go back to serve the man."[
"I swear to God, the most beautiful woman in the world is the water snake." Wu Yan raised his right hand and vowed.
"Okay, for the sake of telling the truth, I won't be as knowledgeable as you for the time being." Water Snake restarted the car and said.
Do women like to lie to themselves?
Wu Yan wiped the sweat off his face, and dared not speak again.People like this aunt and Murong Xiayu don't like to listen to a few words, and they like to use violence to solve problems.
Return to the water snake's dwelling.Wu Yan asked with a smile: "Water snake, where do I sleep?"
"Nonsense, of course I sleep on the bed." Water Snake looked at Wu Yan like an idiot.
"Water snake, you are so kind. You are so great." Wu Yan exhausted all the words of praise to praise the water snake, and then ran into the bathroom to take a shower with his pajamas.
The water snake curled its lips, with a playful smile on its face.
After taking a bath, Wu Yan jumped on the bed in his pajamas and sniffed it vigorously. The bed still had the residual body fragrance of water snakes, and his heart fluttered. Didn't she say that she is the most beautiful without clothes?Why doesn't she show her best side?
Just as Wu Yan closed his eyes, a milky fragrance hit him. Wu Yan sniffed hard. He was intoxicated by this fragrance, just like the body perfume snake of a water snake.
Wu Yan opened his eyes suddenly, and saw Water Snake lying on his side on the bed, looking at him with a smile on his head.
"Ah, why are you here?" Wu Yan quickly grabbed the quilt and asked vigilantly.
"Sleep of course."
"Didn't you say to give me this bed?" Wu Yan said aggrievedly, how can you not count what you say, and you clearly said to let others sleep on the bed, what are you doing up here.
"I meant to let you sleep on the bed, but I sleep on the bed too. There is only such a bed at home." Seeing Wu Yan's aggrieved appearance, the water snake giggled.
"You mean we both sleep on the bed?" Wu Yan asked.
"If you want to sleep on the sofa, I have no objection." The water snake forcibly pulled Wu Yan's quilt away, and then got in.Putting his arms around Wu Yan's neck, he smiled and said, "It's cold now. It's also warm when we sleep like this."
"There is air conditioning."
Water Snake picked up the remote control to turn off the air conditioner, and said with a coquettish smile, "It's gone this time." After speaking, he slowly closed his eyes.
"" Wu Yan didn't dare to move.But, it's not enough to stay still, smelling the milky fragrance from the body of the water snake, and the delicate face that is close at hand, the thing under Wu Yan's crotch suddenly came alive.
"Water snake, are you asleep?" After a long time, Wu Yan asked after hearing the even breathing of the water snake.
"Water snake, there is a small bug on your chest, let me remove it for you." Wu Yan said again. [
The water snake still didn't move, breathing evenly.
"I really want to get rid of the bug." Wu Yan said seriously, "I'm not taking advantage of you, I really want to help you."
Wu Yan licked his tongue, and slowly stretched out his hands.
Closer, closer.
Seeing that Wu Yan was about to catch the little bug, he didn't expect the water snake to turn over suddenly and turn his back on Wu Yan at this moment.
Wu Yan clenched his fist hard and then slowly released it. He also turned over and muttered, "Anyway, the bugs aren't on me, so why should I care so much?"
The next day, when Wu Yan woke up, the water snake was gone.He sat up and stretched his body, then got off the bed.But after getting out of bed, I realized that something was wrong. I was wearing pajamas last night, but now I wake up and the pajamas are gone. This is not the point, the point is that even Wu Yan's underwear with the portrait of Teacher Cang is gone.
The first thought that came to Wu Yan's mind was that he was molested by the water snake.This bitch actually did something inferior to a beast while she was sleeping, can't you be more beastly?
Wu Yan searched in the bedroom for a long time before he found that pair of underwear. You can throw away everything, but this piece of clothing cannot be thrown away. It is the only one in the world.
After putting on his clothes, Wu Yan walked out of the bedroom and saw the water snake walking in, holding soy milk, buns and soy milk in his hand. Seeing Wu Yan, he smiled coquettishly and said, "You're awake, come and eat."
Wu Yan was indeed a little hungry, sat down, and the two of them began to gobble up.
While eating, Wu Yan's cell phone rang. He took out the cell phone and saw that it was Murong Xia Yu calling. After connecting, he asked, "Xia Yu, what's the matter?"
"Stinky Wu Yan, where did you go last night, and now that your wings are hardened, you dare not come back at night, so don't come back." After Murong Xia Yu finished speaking, she hung up the phone with a bang.
Water Snake ate the steamed stuffed bun elegantly, and joked, "Is the woman from Murong's family here to inspect the post again?"
Wu Yan didn't speak, just ate the steamed stuffed bun with his head down. He was still dissatisfied with the water snake. How could he take off his clothes without permission?
After dinner, Wu Yan asked Water Snake to take him to school, but Water Snake said he was going on a date and asked him to take a taxi alone.
Walking out of Water Snake's house, Wu Yan scolded in his heart: "There are people of the opposite sex but no humanity. You just threw me away for a man. Why didn't you think about that man when you took off my clothes?"
Reaching out to stop a car, Wu Yan got into the car and said, "Aoki University."
"Little brother, we meet again." The driver said with a smile.
After seeing the driver, Wu Yan and his friends were stunned in a very trendy sentence. It turned out that the world is so small.
"I'm taking a bath right now, so it's inconvenient to pick you up. You can't let me go naked, can you?" Snake Jiao Didi said.
"Can't you put on your clothes and pick me up?" Wu Yan's head was a little big.Why is there no normal woman among the women I know?
"Just now a man said that I look better without clothes. So I plan to not wear clothes in the future."
——Wu Yan's nose was a little hot, and he wiped it to realize that his nose was bleeding. [
"You don't wear clothes anymore." Wu Yan said the address again, regardless of whether the water snake heard it clearly, he hung up the phone directly.
Half an hour later, the Lamborghini flew over, and the water snake snapped its fingers and said charmingly, "Handsome, do you want a ride?"
Wu Yan grabbed the car and jumped into the car, saying, "I'm going to take refuge at your house today."
"Are the two girls from Murong's family kicked out again?" Water Snake teased and laughed.
Wu Yan was very angry, and the consequences were serious. He said seriously: "Water Snake, pay attention to your words when you speak. What do you mean? When have I ever been afraid of those two girls?"
The water snake laughed coquettishly: "Beggar, this is the first time I've seen you in such a mess, letting two yellow-haired girls chase you every day and hide in Tibet."
Wu Yan didn't speak, but lit a cigarette and smoked.Lazy to argue with her.
There are only two situations when you quarrel with a woman. One is that you lose and die miserably; the second is that you win and die miserably.
Wu Yan knew these two great philosophies well, so he simply kept his mouth shut.It won't die like this.
Water Snake grabbed the steering wheel with one hand, stretched out with the other, took the cigarette from Wu Yan's mouth, put it on his own mouth and took a puff, the gesture of holding the cigarette in his slender hand was very beautiful.
Wu Yan lighted one very depressed, and said, "Have you found out the whereabouts of those people?"
The water snake shook his head and said: "There is no clue at all. Beggar, is your feeling wrong? Maybe we really caught them all at the fishing ground."
"It's also possible. But we have to make more plans." Wu Yan suddenly turned his head and said, "How about we build an underground kingdom here?"
The water snake's eyes lit up immediately, and it said again and again: "Okay, okay. At that time, you will be the king of the underground, and I will be the queen of the underground."
——This woman is quite unconscious.
Wu Yan said with some embarrassment: "Can I find someone more beautiful than you?"
"Beggar, go to hell." The water snake stopped the car immediately, and said very coldly, "Get off my car gracefully. My mother won't let you take a ride."
"Don't be angry, water snake, I'm just talking. To be honest, I really can't find anyone who is more beautiful than my snake. I just want to find someone more beautiful than you, but I can't find one." Wu Yan He quickly changed his words.
"It's already late." Water Snake rolled his eyes, "Hurry up and get out of the car, I have to go back to serve the man."[
"I swear to God, the most beautiful woman in the world is the water snake." Wu Yan raised his right hand and vowed.
"Okay, for the sake of telling the truth, I won't be as knowledgeable as you for the time being." Water Snake restarted the car and said.
Do women like to lie to themselves?
Wu Yan wiped the sweat off his face, and dared not speak again.People like this aunt and Murong Xiayu don't like to listen to a few words, and they like to use violence to solve problems.
Return to the water snake's dwelling.Wu Yan asked with a smile: "Water snake, where do I sleep?"
"Nonsense, of course I sleep on the bed." Water Snake looked at Wu Yan like an idiot.
"Water snake, you are so kind. You are so great." Wu Yan exhausted all the words of praise to praise the water snake, and then ran into the bathroom to take a shower with his pajamas.
The water snake curled its lips, with a playful smile on its face.
After taking a bath, Wu Yan jumped on the bed in his pajamas and sniffed it vigorously. The bed still had the residual body fragrance of water snakes, and his heart fluttered. Didn't she say that she is the most beautiful without clothes?Why doesn't she show her best side?
Just as Wu Yan closed his eyes, a milky fragrance hit him. Wu Yan sniffed hard. He was intoxicated by this fragrance, just like the body perfume snake of a water snake.
Wu Yan opened his eyes suddenly, and saw Water Snake lying on his side on the bed, looking at him with a smile on his head.
"Ah, why are you here?" Wu Yan quickly grabbed the quilt and asked vigilantly.
"Sleep of course."
"Didn't you say to give me this bed?" Wu Yan said aggrievedly, how can you not count what you say, and you clearly said to let others sleep on the bed, what are you doing up here.
"I meant to let you sleep on the bed, but I sleep on the bed too. There is only such a bed at home." Seeing Wu Yan's aggrieved appearance, the water snake giggled.
"You mean we both sleep on the bed?" Wu Yan asked.
"If you want to sleep on the sofa, I have no objection." The water snake forcibly pulled Wu Yan's quilt away, and then got in.Putting his arms around Wu Yan's neck, he smiled and said, "It's cold now. It's also warm when we sleep like this."
"There is air conditioning."
Water Snake picked up the remote control to turn off the air conditioner, and said with a coquettish smile, "It's gone this time." After speaking, he slowly closed his eyes.
"" Wu Yan didn't dare to move.But, it's not enough to stay still, smelling the milky fragrance from the body of the water snake, and the delicate face that is close at hand, the thing under Wu Yan's crotch suddenly came alive.
"Water snake, are you asleep?" After a long time, Wu Yan asked after hearing the even breathing of the water snake.
"Water snake, there is a small bug on your chest, let me remove it for you." Wu Yan said again. [
The water snake still didn't move, breathing evenly.
"I really want to get rid of the bug." Wu Yan said seriously, "I'm not taking advantage of you, I really want to help you."
Wu Yan licked his tongue, and slowly stretched out his hands.
Closer, closer.
Seeing that Wu Yan was about to catch the little bug, he didn't expect the water snake to turn over suddenly and turn his back on Wu Yan at this moment.
Wu Yan clenched his fist hard and then slowly released it. He also turned over and muttered, "Anyway, the bugs aren't on me, so why should I care so much?"
The next day, when Wu Yan woke up, the water snake was gone.He sat up and stretched his body, then got off the bed.But after getting out of bed, I realized that something was wrong. I was wearing pajamas last night, but now I wake up and the pajamas are gone. This is not the point, the point is that even Wu Yan's underwear with the portrait of Teacher Cang is gone.
The first thought that came to Wu Yan's mind was that he was molested by the water snake.This bitch actually did something inferior to a beast while she was sleeping, can't you be more beastly?
Wu Yan searched in the bedroom for a long time before he found that pair of underwear. You can throw away everything, but this piece of clothing cannot be thrown away. It is the only one in the world.
After putting on his clothes, Wu Yan walked out of the bedroom and saw the water snake walking in, holding soy milk, buns and soy milk in his hand. Seeing Wu Yan, he smiled coquettishly and said, "You're awake, come and eat."
Wu Yan was indeed a little hungry, sat down, and the two of them began to gobble up.
While eating, Wu Yan's cell phone rang. He took out the cell phone and saw that it was Murong Xia Yu calling. After connecting, he asked, "Xia Yu, what's the matter?"
"Stinky Wu Yan, where did you go last night, and now that your wings are hardened, you dare not come back at night, so don't come back." After Murong Xia Yu finished speaking, she hung up the phone with a bang.
Water Snake ate the steamed stuffed bun elegantly, and joked, "Is the woman from Murong's family here to inspect the post again?"
Wu Yan didn't speak, just ate the steamed stuffed bun with his head down. He was still dissatisfied with the water snake. How could he take off his clothes without permission?
After dinner, Wu Yan asked Water Snake to take him to school, but Water Snake said he was going on a date and asked him to take a taxi alone.
Walking out of Water Snake's house, Wu Yan scolded in his heart: "There are people of the opposite sex but no humanity. You just threw me away for a man. Why didn't you think about that man when you took off my clothes?"
Reaching out to stop a car, Wu Yan got into the car and said, "Aoki University."
"Little brother, we meet again." The driver said with a smile.
After seeing the driver, Wu Yan and his friends were stunned in a very trendy sentence. It turned out that the world is so small.
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