cohabitation sister flower

Seeing Wu Yan's appearance, the water snake giggled, got up and walked to the refrigerator, took out two cans of beer from the refrigerator, threw one to Wu Yan, and said, "Why are you so stingy? That's all. Besides, why didn't the company give you another name, but just gave you the nickname of a beggar, I think the old guy in the company must know something. "

Wu Yan opened the beer, took a sip, nodded in agreement, and said, "Let me tell you that, I really think that's the case. I'll go back and ask them when I have time."

The water snake shook his head and said: "I guess you may not be able to find anything if you ask. If they wanted to tell you, they would have told you. Why wait until now. I think you might as well check it yourself. Well, I will help you .”

Wu Yan gathered a cup at the water snake to express his gratitude.The water snake touched him with a smile, and the two drank half a can before stopping.

"Is the beer good?" the water snake asked after putting down the beer. [

"It's delicious, not to mention beer, even the cold water given by Snake is also delicious." Wu Yan said courteously.

The water snake took it for granted, and said with a smile: "It must be delicious, and let me tell you, beer with drugs is better."

Wu Yan suddenly felt bad: "You don't really add drugs to it, do you?"

"Of course, why should I lie to you." Water Snake smiled strangely, blinked at Wu Yan and said, "Beggar, you should know my temper, no matter who you are, you can't offend me. Even you No way. But don’t worry, I won’t punish you too harshly.”

Wu Yan suddenly stood up from the sofa and ran towards the door.I knew this girl was not that kind.

But after running two steps, he suddenly felt dizzy, and double images appeared in front of his eyes.Then fell to the ground.

When he woke up, Wu Yan found that his limbs were all tied up. His hands were tied to the head of the bed, and his feet were tied to both sides of the end of the bed.The whole person lay face up on the bed.He moved, and the rope was so strong that he couldn't keep breaking free.

"Water snake, snake snake. I was wrong. I was really wrong. I repent, I am a vegetarian. You let me go." Wu Yan yelled loudly.

At this moment, Water Snakemen walked in. She had a mask on her face and was still eating a cucumber in her mouth. It was impossible to tell whether she was smiling or other expressions.

"Little beggar, what's wrong?"

"Snake, please let me go, I swear I will never dare again." Wu Yan tried his best to be aggrieved, "Snake, you know that I am the kind of person who has a knife mouth and a bean curd heart. Do you know that? How much did my heart hurt when I strangled your neck? I really hate myself. How can I doubt my snake. "

The water snake took a bite of the cucumber and made a creaking sound: "Little beggar, save these words to coax those little girls. Don't forget, my old lady has been in love for a long time. You can deceive me with this little trick." me?"

——What kind of woman is this? Don't people say that women like to listen to nasty words?

Isn't your own words nasty enough?

"Snake, my favorite Snake. Do you know how beautiful you are. I fall asleep thinking of you every night. I dream of you every night. I miss you so much, love Life and death. Snake, Snake, I'm too finished."

Hearing Wu Yan's words, the cucumber in the water snake's mouth spat out: "Okay, don't disgust me here. Smelly man. How dare you strangle my mother's neck. It's useless if you say you're breaking the sky today."

Not crappy enough?

No, absolutely not, Wu Yan suddenly thought of a serious question, how could he regard the water snake as a woman.

She has a woman's body, but no woman's heart. [

"Stinky bitches, stinky water snakes, stinky snake eggs. You can use whatever you want. If I frown, I'm not a good man." Since soft ones are not enough, Wu Yan can only use hard ones. He stared at the water snake and said , "Let me go if you have the ability. Let's fight one-on-one. Forget it, I know you dare not let me go. I am really blind to know people like you."

Water Snake patted the mask on his face with both hands, and said, "Little beggar, you know it's useless to say these things. Do you know that I suddenly thought of a perfect punishment two days ago. I think everyone likes this kind of punishment. I want you to try it."

Hearing this, Wu Yan's face turned green.This bitch dared to punish him.There is no law of the king.The law does not allow anyone to use lynching.

"Water snake, you can't treat me like this. I really like you. I really know that I was wrong. From now on, I will do whatever you ask me to do, and I will never dare to say anything else. Auntie, please forgive me."

The water snake ignored him, but said sweetly: "Honey, you wait for me, I'll be right back."

"Don't come back." Wu Yan yelled when he saw the water snake go out.

After less than 5 minutes, the water snake came in again, this time the mask on her face was gone.He holds a cucumber in one hand and a goose feather in the other.

She walked up to Wu Yan, raised the cucumber in her hand, and said, "Beggar, tell me if you stick this cucumber in your place, will you be constipated?"

Wu Yan's eyes widened, he swallowed hard, and shouted, "Water snake, you can't do this to me. I'm going to sue you. I'll sue you for domestic violence, and I'll sue you for cruelty to small animals."

He yelled loudly.Paralyzed, this cucumber pharmacist's mantra is really inserted into the chrysanthemum, how can I mess around in the future?

"Giggle, are you threatening me?" The water snake laughed triumphantly, then took a bite of the cucumber, and said, "I won't do such a disgusting thing."

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Wu Yan let out a long breath, what are people thinking now, it is obviously a cucumber, but some people use cucumbers to do bad things.

The water snake put the cucumber on the table, then took the goose feather and said with a smile: "This is the tool to punish you.

Wu Yan really couldn't figure out what a goose feather could do.

Next, Wu Yan finally knew what life was like death, and he couldn't laugh or cry.

This bitch actually scratched the soles of his feet with a goose feather?

Wu Yan laughed out loud, but he really didn't want to laugh, he wanted to cry.Is there such a thing as a bully?

Finally, the water snake had a whimsical idea and scratched his armpit and the tip of his nose with a goose feather.Anyway, that was the itchy area, so she scratched there.

Wu Yan was exhausted from laughing, but there was still a smile on the corner of his mouth, a very unwilling smile.

He can now conclude that the water snake has not only drugged the beer, but must also have drug that can make the body extremely sensitive, otherwise he laughed for so long, why didn't he stop?

After crying and laughing for a while, the water snake finally stopped, exhaled like blue, and blew away the goose feather in his hand: "Little beggar, now you know what will happen if you offend me."

Wu Yan nodded vigorously, and said in a low voice: "I know, I really know. I will never dare again. Water snake, just let me go."

"It's easy to let you go. But before I let you go, I have a few conditions. I will only let you go after you agree to me."

Not to mention a few conditions, just one condition, hundreds of conditions are fine.

"Say it quickly." Wu Yan begged.

"In the future, without my consent, you are not allowed to flirt with other women."

This is embarrassing for Wu Yan, if he doesn't make eye contact with women, what's the point of living?

"This is impossible. If I don't drink other women flirting with each other. Where can I find a wife." Wu Yan said with the spirit of preferring death to surrender.

"Okay, very good. I am optimistic about you." The water snake took the goose feather and scratched Wu Yan's soles again.

"Wait a minute, just wait a moment." Seeing the water snake's movement, Wu Yan quickly shouted, "Snake, I agree. I agree with whatever you say."

Seeing Wu Yan's compromise, Water Snake smiled with satisfaction, and continued, "Secondly, if I am lonely or in need, you must come to me as soon as possible."

"No problem." Wu Yan said without hesitation this time.

Water Snake frowned slightly. It seemed that this was not Wu Yan's character. According to his previous character, he must be begging for mercy and fooling around. He didn't expect to agree so readily this time.

"Is there a problem?" Wu Yan asked back.

"No." The water snake thought for a while and said, "Promise to be my slave for a year."

"This won't work." Wu Yan refused.

"It's up to you." The water snake took out a piece of paper strangely, with the five characters of the slave agreement written on the top.The water snake grabbed Wu Yan's hand and pressed a handprint on it.

ps: I have been exhausted for the past two days, and this chapter was almost coded out while I fell asleep with my eyes closed.I'm going to interview again tomorrow, please cheer me up, brother Linglongyi in Qunli has a new daughter, very cute.congratulations.