cohabitation sister flower
Chapter 269 Let Her Wash Her Mouth
Wu Yan nodded, then thought of something, and said, "I don't think it's fair. If I lose, I lose [-]% of the shares, but if you lose, you don't lose at all. It's not fair. You Turn off the fire. I won't fight you."
When Murong Xiayu heard that Wu Yan was going to flash, she immediately became upset, and said, "You're not a man anymore. Words you say are like water poured out, and you take it back anyway. If you can't afford the bet, say it earlier, I'm not forcing you either. You just have to say you can't afford the bet."
"Well, I really can't afford to gamble." Wu Yan nodded seriously and said.
——Who is this, and what kind of man is this.People just use aggressive methods to provoke you, but you are really climbing down the pole.
"It's really not a man." Murong Xia Yu muttered and said, "That's fine, if I lose, how about washing your clothes for a week?" [
Wu Yan shook his head and said, "Xia Yu, don't lie to me, can you, there is a washing machine at home, do I still need you to wash my clothes?"
"Then what do you think we should do?" Murong Xia Yu was willing to go all out for [-]% of the shares.
Wu Yan thought for a while and said, "I won't cheat you either. If you lose, just kiss me. Remember, it's a kiss on the mouth."
"You pervert. You think about taking advantage of women all day long. You can think of such a dirty idea." Murong Xia Yu said viciously.
Sure enough, as the old saying goes, men are lower-body animals.I don't want to think about anything but the stuff below.
hateful!How can there be men in the world?If only they were all women.
"If you don't dare, don't dare. We don't take personal attacks." Wu Yan said shrugging his shoulders, "He kept saying that I didn't dare to bet, didn't you dare to bet either? You know that [-]% of the shares How much? There are tens of millions of funds every year. Isn’t it just for you to kiss me. If you don’t dare to bet, just drop it, and I’ll go back to sleep.”
Seeing that Wu Yan was about to leave, Murong Xia Yu hesitated for a moment, called him hastily, and said: "Your grandma's legs, who is my aunt afraid of? Let's bet like this."
Wu Yan turned his head and pointed at the croton in the pot and said, "The pot is ready."
Murong Xiayu snorted, lifted the lid of the pot, and a puff of steam rushed towards her face. Murong Xiayu took a look and said, "You have to be careful, don't be foolish when the time comes."
"You can eat." Wu Yan said lightly.
Murong Xiayu fished the croton out of the pot, picked it up with chopsticks, and said, "It's not yet mature, are you sure it's like this?"
"Sure, you can eat." Wu Yan lit a cigarette and said.
Murong Xiayu stuffed one into her mouth with chopsticks, and after chewing for two mouthfuls, she spat it out, shouting, "It's so unpalatable."
"If you can't eat it, you can give it up. If you want to be a puppy, just bark twice, and let's pretend that this incident never happened, and then go back to each house and find each mother."
Hearing Wu Yan's words, Murong Xia Yu's petulant temper immediately came up, and she yelled: "Whoever quits is a puppy. I won't give up."
After she finished speaking, she picked up the chopsticks and started to eat. Seeing Murong Xia Yu frowning, gritted her teeth and stuffed the croton into her mouth, Wu Yan was very depressed. Does money really have such great power?Even such a half-baked thing can be eaten.
If I have time, I will offer a reward, whoever can eat a pile of shit, I will give him 100 million.See if anyone eats it?
Fortunately, no one knew what he was thinking. If they knew, they would pick up a brick and slap him hard on the face. [
After Murong Xiayu finished eating, she immediately ran to the living room, picked up her mobile phone and said, "Now the timer starts. Our agreement is 5 minutes. If I can last for 5 minutes, you will give my dad [-]% of the shares." I."
Wu Yan nodded and said, "Necessary, but don't forget what to do if you lose."
Neither of them spoke anymore, and time passed by.
After 3 minutes passed, Murong Xiayu still did not move.Wu Yan frowned slightly, this bitch won't play tricks and eat fake products, right?It's been more than 3 minutes, why is there still no movement?
Four minutes passed, and Murong Xiayu still had no abnormalities. She proudly said: "Smelly Wu Yan, we will be here in less than a minute. We must fulfill the agreement. Hehe said you are stupid and you still don't admit it. Now I know how stupid you are Alright."
Wu Yan couldn't help but said, "Isn't it 5 minutes yet? Wait for 5 minutes before you talk."
"gollum"
Before Wu Yan finished speaking, he heard Murong Xiayu's stomach growl, and then saw her pretty faces squeezed together.Her hand holding the phone also began to tremble.Gritting his teeth, he said, "I must make it through."
Wu Yan laughed and said, "Xia Yu, this kind of thing is not something you can hold on to. If you really can't hold on, go to the toilet quickly. Think about it, when you get to the toilet and sit on the toilet, that kind of emptiness The feeling in the ileum is really comfortable.”
"Don't talk anymore." Murong Xia Yu's stomach screamed continuously, seeing that there were still ten seconds to five minutes, Murong Xia Yu suddenly threw away the phone in her hand and ran towards the toilet.
Wu Yan picked up the phone and quickly pressed the pause button, exactly four minutes and 59 seconds.Slowly walked to the door of the toilet, knocked on the door and said, "Xia Yu, you lost, exactly 59 minutes and [-] seconds. If you hold on for another second, you will win."
"Get lost." Murong Xia Yu cursed angrily from the bathroom.
Wu Yan walked back to the living room with a smile, put the mobile phone on the coffee table, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV to watch the advertisement.Watching commercials is much more comfortable than watching those stupid serials.
About 10 minutes later, Murong Xiayu opened the bathroom door, walked out slowly, and looked at Wu Yan sadly.Said: "Bring me the phone and let me have a look."
Wu Yan Pidian Pidian took the mobile phone, handed it to her, and said proudly: "Xia Yu, it was only a second away. You endured it for more than four minutes. Why didn't you bear it in the last second? It's a pity gone."
Murong Xiayu rolled her eyes, and was about to speak when she heard her stomach growl. With a loud cry, she rushed into the bathroom again, and closed the door with a bang.
Wu Yan threw his phone on the sofa, thinking whether he should take this opportunity to wash his face, what if Murong Xia Yu kissed her with mud later?
That's not right, it was clearly agreed just now that I want to kiss.In this case, just wash your mouth.
Thinking of this, Wu Yan's face brightened, he was about to go to the bathroom, but he thought that Murong Xiayu was still in the bathroom, and he didn't want to go upstairs.
Forget it, after Murong Xia Yu finishes kissing her mouth, let her wash her mouth by herself.
After about 6 minutes, Murong Xiayu opened the bathroom door again. At this time, her face was slightly pale, and her energy was much weaker.After coming out clutching his stomach, he sat on the sofa without saying a word.
Wu Yan felt that he was not the kind of person who took advantage of the fire, but the principle of betting could not be abolished.If it is abolished like this, who will bet in the future? [
"Xia Yu, look, you lost too. Shouldn't we fulfill the bet?" Wu Yan said in a discussing tone.
"It's just Gulu, you wait first. I'll go to the toilet again." Before Murong Xiayu finished speaking, she ran to the toilet again.
People say that curiosity killed cats, but curiosity also killed people, okay?Seeing Murong Xiayu's appearance, Wu Yan couldn't understand, does money really have such a great power?How dare she even dare to eat half-baked crotons?
Do you want to make a reward, whoever can eat a piece of shit, I will give him 100 million.Wu Yan thought about whether to make a notice.
Fortunately, no one knew what he was thinking, otherwise, I wonder if he would find a brick and hit him hard on the head?
Wu Yan waited for more than 20 minutes, but Murong Xia Yu did not come out. He frowned slightly and shouted, "Xia Yu, are you alright? I need to go to the bathroom."
There was no echo in the toilet.
"Xia Yu, if you don't speak, I will really go in."
Still no sound from the toilet.
Wu Yan suddenly felt that something was wrong, and shouted loudly: "Xia Yu, if you don't come out again, I will really go in."
When there was no reply, Wu Yan felt that something was wrong and didn't dare to think too much. He immediately rushed out of the living room, ran to the toilet door and hesitated for a while, then opened the door and walked in.
When Murong Xiayu heard that Wu Yan was going to flash, she immediately became upset, and said, "You're not a man anymore. Words you say are like water poured out, and you take it back anyway. If you can't afford the bet, say it earlier, I'm not forcing you either. You just have to say you can't afford the bet."
"Well, I really can't afford to gamble." Wu Yan nodded seriously and said.
——Who is this, and what kind of man is this.People just use aggressive methods to provoke you, but you are really climbing down the pole.
"It's really not a man." Murong Xia Yu muttered and said, "That's fine, if I lose, how about washing your clothes for a week?" [
Wu Yan shook his head and said, "Xia Yu, don't lie to me, can you, there is a washing machine at home, do I still need you to wash my clothes?"
"Then what do you think we should do?" Murong Xia Yu was willing to go all out for [-]% of the shares.
Wu Yan thought for a while and said, "I won't cheat you either. If you lose, just kiss me. Remember, it's a kiss on the mouth."
"You pervert. You think about taking advantage of women all day long. You can think of such a dirty idea." Murong Xia Yu said viciously.
Sure enough, as the old saying goes, men are lower-body animals.I don't want to think about anything but the stuff below.
hateful!How can there be men in the world?If only they were all women.
"If you don't dare, don't dare. We don't take personal attacks." Wu Yan said shrugging his shoulders, "He kept saying that I didn't dare to bet, didn't you dare to bet either? You know that [-]% of the shares How much? There are tens of millions of funds every year. Isn’t it just for you to kiss me. If you don’t dare to bet, just drop it, and I’ll go back to sleep.”
Seeing that Wu Yan was about to leave, Murong Xia Yu hesitated for a moment, called him hastily, and said: "Your grandma's legs, who is my aunt afraid of? Let's bet like this."
Wu Yan turned his head and pointed at the croton in the pot and said, "The pot is ready."
Murong Xiayu snorted, lifted the lid of the pot, and a puff of steam rushed towards her face. Murong Xiayu took a look and said, "You have to be careful, don't be foolish when the time comes."
"You can eat." Wu Yan said lightly.
Murong Xiayu fished the croton out of the pot, picked it up with chopsticks, and said, "It's not yet mature, are you sure it's like this?"
"Sure, you can eat." Wu Yan lit a cigarette and said.
Murong Xiayu stuffed one into her mouth with chopsticks, and after chewing for two mouthfuls, she spat it out, shouting, "It's so unpalatable."
"If you can't eat it, you can give it up. If you want to be a puppy, just bark twice, and let's pretend that this incident never happened, and then go back to each house and find each mother."
Hearing Wu Yan's words, Murong Xia Yu's petulant temper immediately came up, and she yelled: "Whoever quits is a puppy. I won't give up."
After she finished speaking, she picked up the chopsticks and started to eat. Seeing Murong Xia Yu frowning, gritted her teeth and stuffed the croton into her mouth, Wu Yan was very depressed. Does money really have such great power?Even such a half-baked thing can be eaten.
If I have time, I will offer a reward, whoever can eat a pile of shit, I will give him 100 million.See if anyone eats it?
Fortunately, no one knew what he was thinking. If they knew, they would pick up a brick and slap him hard on the face. [
After Murong Xiayu finished eating, she immediately ran to the living room, picked up her mobile phone and said, "Now the timer starts. Our agreement is 5 minutes. If I can last for 5 minutes, you will give my dad [-]% of the shares." I."
Wu Yan nodded and said, "Necessary, but don't forget what to do if you lose."
Neither of them spoke anymore, and time passed by.
After 3 minutes passed, Murong Xiayu still did not move.Wu Yan frowned slightly, this bitch won't play tricks and eat fake products, right?It's been more than 3 minutes, why is there still no movement?
Four minutes passed, and Murong Xiayu still had no abnormalities. She proudly said: "Smelly Wu Yan, we will be here in less than a minute. We must fulfill the agreement. Hehe said you are stupid and you still don't admit it. Now I know how stupid you are Alright."
Wu Yan couldn't help but said, "Isn't it 5 minutes yet? Wait for 5 minutes before you talk."
"gollum"
Before Wu Yan finished speaking, he heard Murong Xiayu's stomach growl, and then saw her pretty faces squeezed together.Her hand holding the phone also began to tremble.Gritting his teeth, he said, "I must make it through."
Wu Yan laughed and said, "Xia Yu, this kind of thing is not something you can hold on to. If you really can't hold on, go to the toilet quickly. Think about it, when you get to the toilet and sit on the toilet, that kind of emptiness The feeling in the ileum is really comfortable.”
"Don't talk anymore." Murong Xia Yu's stomach screamed continuously, seeing that there were still ten seconds to five minutes, Murong Xia Yu suddenly threw away the phone in her hand and ran towards the toilet.
Wu Yan picked up the phone and quickly pressed the pause button, exactly four minutes and 59 seconds.Slowly walked to the door of the toilet, knocked on the door and said, "Xia Yu, you lost, exactly 59 minutes and [-] seconds. If you hold on for another second, you will win."
"Get lost." Murong Xia Yu cursed angrily from the bathroom.
Wu Yan walked back to the living room with a smile, put the mobile phone on the coffee table, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV to watch the advertisement.Watching commercials is much more comfortable than watching those stupid serials.
About 10 minutes later, Murong Xiayu opened the bathroom door, walked out slowly, and looked at Wu Yan sadly.Said: "Bring me the phone and let me have a look."
Wu Yan Pidian Pidian took the mobile phone, handed it to her, and said proudly: "Xia Yu, it was only a second away. You endured it for more than four minutes. Why didn't you bear it in the last second? It's a pity gone."
Murong Xiayu rolled her eyes, and was about to speak when she heard her stomach growl. With a loud cry, she rushed into the bathroom again, and closed the door with a bang.
Wu Yan threw his phone on the sofa, thinking whether he should take this opportunity to wash his face, what if Murong Xia Yu kissed her with mud later?
That's not right, it was clearly agreed just now that I want to kiss.In this case, just wash your mouth.
Thinking of this, Wu Yan's face brightened, he was about to go to the bathroom, but he thought that Murong Xiayu was still in the bathroom, and he didn't want to go upstairs.
Forget it, after Murong Xia Yu finishes kissing her mouth, let her wash her mouth by herself.
After about 6 minutes, Murong Xiayu opened the bathroom door again. At this time, her face was slightly pale, and her energy was much weaker.After coming out clutching his stomach, he sat on the sofa without saying a word.
Wu Yan felt that he was not the kind of person who took advantage of the fire, but the principle of betting could not be abolished.If it is abolished like this, who will bet in the future? [
"Xia Yu, look, you lost too. Shouldn't we fulfill the bet?" Wu Yan said in a discussing tone.
"It's just Gulu, you wait first. I'll go to the toilet again." Before Murong Xiayu finished speaking, she ran to the toilet again.
People say that curiosity killed cats, but curiosity also killed people, okay?Seeing Murong Xiayu's appearance, Wu Yan couldn't understand, does money really have such a great power?How dare she even dare to eat half-baked crotons?
Do you want to make a reward, whoever can eat a piece of shit, I will give him 100 million.Wu Yan thought about whether to make a notice.
Fortunately, no one knew what he was thinking, otherwise, I wonder if he would find a brick and hit him hard on the head?
Wu Yan waited for more than 20 minutes, but Murong Xia Yu did not come out. He frowned slightly and shouted, "Xia Yu, are you alright? I need to go to the bathroom."
There was no echo in the toilet.
"Xia Yu, if you don't speak, I will really go in."
Still no sound from the toilet.
Wu Yan suddenly felt that something was wrong, and shouted loudly: "Xia Yu, if you don't come out again, I will really go in."
When there was no reply, Wu Yan felt that something was wrong and didn't dare to think too much. He immediately rushed out of the living room, ran to the toilet door and hesitated for a while, then opened the door and walked in.
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