cohabitation sister flower

Wu Yan took a break, then took out all the beer and red wine in the refrigerator, poured a bottle by himself, and sprinkled it all over the living room.The whole living room smelled of alcohol.

After another toss, the living room was in a mess.

Wu Yan looked at his masterpiece and smiled with satisfaction.

In the early morning, Wu Yan got up early and ran out to buy eight buns, four deep-fried dough sticks and two cups of soy milk.When I came back, I sat at the dining table and waited quietly.

He is also very worried now, what if Murong Xia Yu is not disappointed?Isn't what I did for nothing? [

Murong Xiayu was wearing a white t-shirt on her upper body, and tight jeans on her lower body. She rubbed her eyes and walked down the stairs. When she saw the mess in the living room like a doghouse, she opened her mouth and yelled: "Smelly Wu Yan, what happened? thing?"

Seeing Murong Xiayu's expression, Wu Yan felt a little relieved, but said with dissatisfaction on his face, "You still have the nerve to ask me, don't you remember what happened yesterday?"

"What happened yesterday?" Murong Xiayu murmured to herself, frowning slightly and said, "I only remember that I sneaked out from the military area, what happened next... Hey, why are we at home?"

"After you sneaked out yesterday, I went to find you, but you insisted on coming back. There was no way in the military area, so I had no choice but to follow you back. As a result, you drank when you came, and asked me to drink with you. We drank from the afternoon until after eleven o'clock in the evening."

"Why don't I remember anything?" Murong Xia Yu asked, rubbing her temples.

Wu Yan was afraid that Murong Xia Yu wouldn't believe it, so he pointed to the messy living room: "This is all because of your drinking..."

"Smelly Wu Yan, don't say it." Before Wu Yan could finish speaking, Murong Xia Yu immediately stopped him.I am ice-snow smart, witty and sensitive, and everyone loves me.How could he be so drunk, this guy must be out to get revenge on me for being smarter than him.

"Is the wound on your neck healed?" Wu Yan was afraid that Murong Xia Yu would be suspicious, so he asked directly.

Murong Xiayu touched the wound on his neck, frowned slightly, and asked, "How did the wound on my neck come about?"

"Yesterday you drank too much and insisted on showing me a neck-breaking wine bottle. In the end, your neck didn't break a wine bottle, but was injured instead." Wu Yan explained rather naively.

"So I'm so stupid after drinking." Murong Xia Yu thought in her heart, she didn't say such a thing, wouldn't it make Wu Yan think that she was really stupid.

"Let me tell you, if you dare to speak out about this matter, I will kick your little brother to death." Murong Xia Yu said domineeringly.

Hearing what Murong Xiayu said, Wu Yan became happy instead. The water snake's hypnotism had already worked. At least she forgot what happened in Dongpo yesterday.

However, Wu Yan was still a little worried, and asked cautiously: "Xia Yu, I want to ask you something?"

"If you fart, let it go." Sitting at the dining table, Murong Xia Yu grabbed a steamed stuffed bun stuffed with cabbage and pork and took a hard bite.

"Do you remember who your father is? Do you remember your sister?" Wu Yan asked worriedly, what if she doesn't remember, is it possible to explain to Murong Lie that she became an idiot after drinking?

"You want to die, don't you?" Murong Xia Yu almost jumped up, "Believe it or not, my mother kicked you to death?"

——Wu Yan is always happy, very happy.After the hypnosis was successful, he finally felt relieved, and said foolishly, "Eat, eat."

After Murong Xiayu finished eating the buns, she suddenly thought of something and asked, "Did you do nothing yesterday?"

"What do you mean?" Wu Yan bit the fried dough stick, paralyzed, why did the fried dough stick look like a steel bar.

"Where are my clothes?"

"Uh, let me wash it." Wu Yan thought about it again, and said, "Yesterday you vomited all over your body, so I took your clothes to wash."

"Oh." Murong Xia Yu replied calmly, got up and walked into the kitchen.

Wu Yan felt a little regretful, how could I say I went to wash it?What if she wanted her clothes?Last night, Murong Xia Yu's clothes were also stained with a lot of blood. In order not to let her suspect, Wu Yan burned them together with his own clothes.

Hey, what is she doing in the kitchen?Breakfast is here.Isn't it delicious? She wants to cook by herself, but what she cooks is not as good as steamed buns and fried dough sticks.

When Wu Yan was thinking about it, Murong Xia Yu rushed out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife and shouted angrily, "Stinky Wu Yan, grandma is going to castrate you today."

As he said that, he waved the kitchen knife and rushed over.

Wu Yan was taken aback, and ran away, feeling miserable. Murong Xia Yu was really hypnotized, foolish, and crazy.Dare to chop people with a kitchen knife.

"Don't run away." Murong Xia Yu chased Wu Yan angrily, and the two circled around the dining table.

When Murong Xiayu woke up early in the morning, she found herself lying naked on the bed. She didn't suspect it at first, and she often slept naked before.

But when he heard Wu Yan's words, he immediately collapsed. There were only the two of them in the family, and he drank like that again yesterday. This pervert must have taken off his clothes. She is still a big girl, so let him take off his clothes like this up?

The more Murong Xiayu thought about it, the more ashamed she became. She had never let a man take off his clothes, and she took off so thoroughly that there was not even a piece of cloth on her body.Wu Yan, the bastard, must die.

Pointing at Wu Yan with a kitchen knife, Murong Xia Yu was completely enraged: "Wu Yan, I will give you two choices."

"What choice?" Wu Yan wiped the cold sweat off his face, wondering if he should call the psychiatric hospital.

"The first option is to let me castrate you." Murong Xia Yu said.

"What about the second choice?" Wu Yan felt that this choice was unwise, so he asked the second one.

"The second option is to let me kill you." Murong Xia Yu started to chase again.

Wu Yan looked at this posture, what if she caught up with castration before killing?Run as fast as you can.

"Stinky Wu Yan, you dare to take off my old lady's clothes, I'll castrate you and see how you will behave in the future." Murong Xia Yu yelled loudly while waving a kitchen knife.

"Stop." Wu Yan yelled immediately, Murong Xia Yu didn't know why, but actually stopped.

This time, Wu Yan finally understood that Murong Xia Yu was not crazy, but misunderstood himself. [

Last night, the water snake hypnotized her and said that she wanted to take off her clothes, and Wu Yan came out after staying inside because of embarrassment.It is estimated that the water snake did not dress her after hypnotizing her, and now he heard what he said.Even a fool can think of some pictures with mosaics.

The girl Water Snake must be trying to bully me on purpose.Wu Yan had to use the heart of a villain to cross the belly of a woman.After all, she was also an excellent technical worker, so it was impossible for her to make such a low-level mistake.There is only one answer, that is, she did it on purpose.

"What else do you want to say before you die?" Murong Xia Yu burst into flames.

"I said I didn't take off your clothes, do you believe me?" Wu Yan asked in a low voice.

"I believe it." Murong Xia Yu said word by word. Wu Yan was about to breathe a sigh of relief when she continued, "I believe your grandma is evil. Die."

He raised the kitchen knife again and swung it towards Wu Yan.

Auntie, can you speak without panting.Wu Yan ran depressed.I really can't think of anything to do.

After chasing for a long time, Murong Xiayu didn't catch up with Wu Yan, but she almost fainted.Throwing the kitchen knife away, he stared at Wu Yan with an aggrieved face, and finally tears fell down.It dripped down the cheeks and onto the white shirt.

Anyone who encounters such a situation will be wronged to death.

Seeing Murong Xia Yu's appearance, Wu Yan's heart softened a little.He stopped and said, "I really didn't take off your clothes for you."

"You're lying to a ghost." Murong Xia Yu wiped away tears with her arm.

Wu Yan thought about it, and finally, as if he had made up his mind, he said, "Okay, okay. Let me tell you the truth, I did take off my clothes."

"I'll kill you." Murong Xia Yu picked up the kitchen knife again and was about to rush over.

"Stop. Wait for me to finish." Wu Yan quickly stopped and said, "I saw that your clothes were full of vomit, so I took off your coat for you. I saw that the dirty ones were really unacceptable, so I threw them into the trash can I took it out. I'll get it for you now if you want it."

As Wu Yan said, he was about to go out.

"You stop." Murong Xia Yu shouted coldly, Wu Yan had to stop.Murong Xia Yu looked at him suspiciously, and asked, "Did you just take off my coat?"

"Yeah." Wu Yan nodded emphatically, I don't even have a chance to touch my coat.There is no one who forces people to tell lies.

"If you dare to lie to me, I will let you go out dead." Murong Xiayu threw down the kitchen knife, gave Wu Yan a hard look, turned and went upstairs.