Pokemon the wrong way

As a mass-produced ordinary house in China (self-confessed), Zhou You went out today and bought a d-version DVD compact disc with "fate/zero" printed on the outer package from a small stall.

back home.Zhou You turned on the computer, took out the CD, glanced at the disk and decided to be Sparta: "Damn it! Pokemon bw? This is different from what you said!"

"No way! I want to return the goods to that soulless profiteer!" Zhou You stood up awe-inspiringly, thought for a while, and then sat down again: "Well, first make a copy of what's on the plate..."

So a bloody scene happened——when Zhou You put the disc king on his computer, his finger was inexplicably electrified by the disc!In a panic, my arms knocked over the Coke bottle that I didn't know when it was on the computer desk, and my feet stumbled on the computer plug that I didn't know when it slipped to my feet!

"Zizi—crackling—boom—" After a sound effect, Zhou You had disappeared from the room.

Done, call it a day.

As the saying goes, if the god tells you to wear it at three o'clock, who can keep you until 03:30...

Ah, isn't that what you said?

———————One hundred thousand volts———————

Zhou You opened his eyes.

"Smallpox I don't know... Uh, forget it, this line is really too vulgar."

I sat up and took a look. I was indeed in a completely unfamiliar room. The decoration style was mostly Japanese: a tatami floor, a closet with a sliding door, and of course there was a TV in the corner that was not like a TV or a computer. Some posters and dolls of little monsters are placed or hung on the upper cabinet - the owner of the room seems to have a relatively young taste...

uh... not right.

The three monsters in the poster on the wall look familiar, the problem is the very suspicious red and white ball in the middle of them...

Remember what you were doing before?Fate is printed on the packaging of the CD I bought home, but there are small pets inside...

……

"Yiyada——" a mournful scream pierced the sky.

"Calm down, I want to calm down..." Zhou You put his head in his hands and ran around the room. "Peting Pokemon is better than fate... At least it won't kill people... If you get used to the style of painting... There are also many younger sisters... Mmm... better than fate... What a wool! Here I'm not familiar with it at all! I haven't touched the animation at all in the game, I only watched the first part and haven't finished it yet, Hundan!"

"What are you doing, Xiaoyou?" The door of the room was opened, and standing at the door was a beautiful woman with an apron around her waist and a frying pan in her hand. She was no more than 25 years old by visual estimation, and exuded a mature and intellectual atmosphere. "Even if you go to the doctor's place to get the initial elf today, you can't shout so loudly, the neighbors will have an opinion."

Zhou You calmed down all of a sudden—you can tell by looking at the people in front of you that there are beauties in the three-dimensional Pokemon world!And certainly a lot!

"Ah... I was too excited, I'm sorry." Zhou You, who calmed down, immediately followed the beauty's words and apologized first.Talking about who you are and where you are is not a good option.

From what I said just now, I can know that I have indeed traveled to the world of Pokemon.And now I seem to be in the age group of the protagonist Xiaozhi, and I am going to get the novice equipment today, I mean the initial elf?

"Well, just calm down." Seeing Zhou You calm down, the beauty in the apron smiled and walked up to pat Zhou You on the head: "After all, I'm about to get the first elf in my life, Dad, I was actually I was so excited that I didn't sleep all night..."

...Dad, dad?The looks, the voice, the boobs—er, flat...

Crackling—this is the sound made when flesh and blood become rocks.

Wait!

Zhou You, who was full of "fake mother, Hideyoshi, yoooooooo", suddenly realized a more serious matter - this guy claims to be his father, so I am his...?

Crashing——this is the sound of the rock layer on the surface of the body cracking.

Relying on the structural diagram of this house that appeared in his head at some point, Zhou You bypassed the pseudo-mother father at subsonic speed, rushed out of the room, rolled down the stairs, and went straight to the bathroom on the first floor!There are mirrors!

"..." Zhou You stared at the mirror expressionlessly.

In the mirror is a pink and cute little loli with soft and lustrous shoulder-length dark purple hair, a small white face that is rosy, and big watery blue eyes that are slightly raised at the corners of the eyes. It looks... like ten years old Big Saeko-senpai...

By the way, Zhou You personally confirmed in front of the mirror that in this life, in this body, he is still a pure man...

Clang—this is the sound of a head hitting a mirror.

"Ah... What strange things is Xiaoyou doing again?" Hearing the sad reminder from downstairs, Zhou You's cheap old "dad" tilted his head in trouble, "What is this child's character? Like who?"

———————Spray flames———————

On a quiet alleyway in Zhenxin Town, now she is dressed in loli skin... no, it's Zhou You who is a fake girl... and no, now she is called Zhou Fangyou, and she is moving like a snail with her head downcast, and she stretches out her hand in the air from time to time Pointing.

It's not because of the installation of "brainburst", nor schizophrenia, nor finger cramps, but because Zhou Fangyou found a game in his head called "Let's fight!"The system of Hot Blooded Pokemon...

Well, it is famous and famous, and the cheating coefficient is second only to the main god. The author and readers love it, the system.

Regarding the unscrupulous tenants that popped up in his mind, Zhou Fangyou is generally optimistic-after all, he is really not familiar with Pokemon, and it is better to have a cheat than no cheat, and he has never read any novels The system in it cooked the host's brain...

So Zhou Fangyou opened the attribute column in the system menu with a little expectation...

Name: Zhou Fangyou

master:? ? ?

Class:? ? ?

gender:? ? ?

Attributes:? ? ?

Muscle strength:? ? ?

durable:? ? ?

agile:? ? ?

magic:? ? ?

Noble Phantasm: ? ? ?

Class Ability: ? ? ?

Inherent abilities: ? ? ?

……

What the fuck! ?

Zhou Fangyou said that he couldn't be calm.Except for the name, including the gender, there is a string of question marks, which is not the point. What is the inherent and ability of the class Noble Phantasm in front of those question marks?Doesn't the title of the system's main menu say something about the hot-blooded Pokemon...?

Zhou Fangyou exited the attribute bar, carefully looked at the logo on the main interface, and found that in "Let's fight!"At the back of Hot-Blooded Pokemon, most of the "Duel!The Holy Grail War in Dongmu Town" title...

orz...

Just when Zhou Fangyou was considering whether to show two middle fingers to the sky to show his admiration to the God of Traveling, a flashing envelope icon appeared in the system:

"Crap... I mean, respected traveler 2435047, due to... various unexpected reasons, you who originally planned to travel through the fate plane 0623 have traveled to the Pokemon plane 0147, and now the benefits of the time travel The system is updated to match the Pokemon plane system, I wish you a pleasant journey through time~”

"ps: still due to various unexpected reasons, some changes have taken place in the Pokemon plane 0147, but it has little effect on the traversers, please regard it as a small surprise in life~"

"Re-ps: Please comment on this customer service return visit: 1. Satisfied; 2. Very satisfied; 3. I love you to death for customer service..."

……

Faced with such a letter full of slots, Zhou Fangyou resisted the urge to vomit blood, and clicked on the attribute bar again:

Name: Zhou Fangyou

Attribute: Attack: 0

Defense: 0

Special Attack: 0

Special defense: 0

Speed: 0

Skills: none

Main Quest: Elf Master: Win the League Championship; Reward: Mysterious Surprise

Side mission: the first elf: get an elf from Dr. Oki - 0/1; reward: all attributes +1, undead lv1

……

Pfft—the previous mouthful of blood was still unstoppable after all.

Isn't this still cheating? !All attributes are 0 or not!Even a row of question marks is better than a row of zero eggs, right?Such a sad attribute bar is probably enough to become the laughing stock of the entire travel industry, right?

"I see...I'm not the main character...I'm just a soy sauce...hehe..."

On a quiet alley in Zhenxin Town, a desolate figure who seemed to be shrouded in clouds walked slowly towards the direction of the Damu Research Institute...