Pokemon the wrong way

"Miss Joey, please take care of the recovery of the elf." In the elf center, Xiao You handed a tray full of six elf balls to Miss Joey.

"This is the same, sorry for the trouble, Miss Joey." Masako also handed out a tray containing only three Poké Balls.

"Okay, please rest assured and leave it to me." Miss Joy took the poke ball skillfully with a smile on her face. "It's not too early to see the sky, may I ask if you two need accommodation?"

Xiaoyou nodded: "Well, please give us two sets of singles..."

"A double room is enough, thank you." Before Xiaoyou could finish speaking, Masako immediately took the lead. "We're sisters, no problem."

Miss Joy smiled: "Hehe, I can tell by looking at your faces. Then a set of double rooms..."

"What kind of sister!" Xiaoyou quit, "I'm obviously——hmm!"

Click it.

Poison island arthroplasty - strangling the neck in the arms.

"Well, she's a little shy." Masako smiled and said to Miss Joy, hugging Xiaoyou who was motionless in her arms (actually her legs were twitching), "It's the period of resistance."

"Really..." Miss Joy smiled a little forcedly—the "click" just now must have been the sound of cervical vertebrae breaking! ? "This is the key, please take it..."

……

"Then, I'll take a shower first." Masako stood at the door holding the washbasin and said to Xiaoyou, "I don't mind if you come to peek."

"Who will go!" Sitting on the bedside, Xiaoyou yelled, "It's a public bathroom, isn't it?"

"Oh, that means if it's a single bathroom..."

"No Road Race!"

After a while, seeing that Masako was no longer in the room, Xiaoyou breathed a sigh of relief.Take out the communicator from the backpack...

It has been almost a week since I got off the liaison ship of Honglian Island, and Xiaoyou's life during this week was quite unhappy.Because of Masako’s presence, many of the conveniences provided by the system are no longer convenient to use: the bicycles and tents in the backpack cannot be taken out, only hiking and sleeping bags can be used; meals cannot be ordered from the system store, and only canned biscuits can be eaten A kind of dry food; you can’t send out elves at random to spawn monsters in the wild, and you must be careful to control the number of elves that appear to be no more than six...

This series of inconveniences not only reduced Xiaoyou’s efficiency in doing daily tasks (only the daily task bonus earned in a week can make up for the loss of the compensation deck), but also directly led to a decrease in the speed of travel. After a week, Xiaoyou just arrived at the second town after disembarking - if it was normal, this progress should at least be doubled.

This is the only phone number Xiaoyou is calling, and it is also the only contact Xiaoyou has made in a week-this thing does not provide silent service, and a swordsman in the wild is quite alert, and can jump up at the slightest sign of trouble give you a knife...

"Yuu? Long time no see." It seems that Yui Kinoshita on the screen is wearing a neat Rockets uniform, and there is a slight tremor in the screen from time to time—probably in the car. "You finally remembered to call me."

"Hey hey..." Xiaoyou was keenly aware that Wei Wei didn't seem to be in a good mood... "Did something happen?"

"...There is a big problem with Hualan and the Rainbow branch." Wei lowered his voice, "I was tricked by several investigators of the alliance, and now it is almost the same as being completely wiped out. That Hun Danyou also intervened One foot in..."

It turned out to be the case.

"The loss of money is not a problem, as long as it takes a short time to recover. But the loss of manpower and elves is more difficult." Wei said, the hidden hair on the top of his head suddenly jumped, "...so The rewards for ghost-type elves that were agreed before will not be cancelled, but they have to be postponed for a while. As compensation, the rewards will be increased by 50%... By the way, You."

"Hey, what's the matter?" Xiaoyou, who was thinking about whether the increase in bonuses could make up for the recent shortfall, was taken aback.

"What's the matter with the woman dangling not far behind you?"

"Nani!?" Xiaoyou turned her head abruptly, only to see Masako leaning against the door smiling and beckoning to herself...

Damn it... why didn't there be any sound at all when I came back!

Seeing that she was discovered, Masako walked to the communicator generously, and smiled at Yui: "Hello, first time meeting, I'm Masako Busushima~"

"...Kinoshita Yui." For some reason, Yui's expression seemed to turn even worse.

"Well, little sister, the clothes on your body look familiar." Masako said with a smile that made Xiaoyou sweat, "There seems to be only one organization in Kanto that has such a conspicuous 'r' embroidered on the clothes... "

ohmygod, cosplay, let Wei just say this is cosplay.Xiaoyou prayed in her heart.

Apparently, Xiaoyou still didn't realize that in this world, praying in this world, it's more reliable to find God than Arceus...

Because of finding the wrong god, Wei's answer made Xiaoyou really want to vomit blood: "I am the acting branch chief of the Hualan branch of the Rockets team. The woman over there, what is your relationship with our elite captain You?"

Well, not only blew himself up decisively, but also blew up Xiaoyou by the way...

"Oh~~" Masako's smile became sweeter, she hugged Xiaoyou's neck affectionately, and pressed Xiaoyou's head to her chest, "As for the relationship between me and Youchan, it's very close The kind~~"

In the hot springs, the spine once enjoyed the treatment, and now the cheeks also enjoy it...

Limp... Uh no!Xiaoyou woke up in time, and yelled at Wei Wei, whose face turned black for some reason on the screen: "It's my sister! This is my own sister, Masako!"

"Ah, You-chan, what are you talking about?" Masako deliberately shook Xiaoyou's head, "My surname is Budao, isn't your surname Zhou Fang?"

"My daughter has her mother's surname!" Xiaoyou struggled hard, "It's useless for you to deliberately mislead, siblings will know just by looking at their faces!"

"Ah, indeed..." Wei's complexion began to improve visibly with the naked eye.

"Cut..." Masako pursed her lips secretly, and let go of Xiaoyou's neck. "Ahhh, if you're found out, you won't be able to play anymore. Seriously, Yu-chan, why do you look so much like me..."

"...In short, I will be very busy in the near future, so I probably don't have time to contact you." Wei's expression has returned to calm, "About the reward, someone from the headquarters will contact you... If there is nothing else, I will hang up first. gone."

"Ah, I understand..." Xiaoyou forced the corners of her mouth to smile, "Come on for the mission..."

"Beep, beep..." The communication ended.

"stare--"

"Well, Miss Masako..."

"You sauce, come and sit~" A purple-black unknown mist wafted from behind sister Masako, with a "warm" smile on her face, she patted the bed beside her.

"Yes..." Xiaoyou walked over in small steps, and carefully sat down beside the bed.

"Come up, sit down." Masako continued to smile, pointing to the center of the bed

"Yes..." Xiaoyou, who had the feeling that she would be hacked to death if she resisted, moved to the middle of the bed and knelt down in a standard posture.

Masako took out a useful double metal wooden knife and assembled it skillfully...

Ugh, shouldn't I throw the ribs in front of me afterwards and say "my sister made the mistake for you", right...? (Note 1)

"When did you join the Rockets?" Fortunately, Masako is a swordsman, not a samurai, and she didn't lose her mind.

"In the middle of the trip..." Xiaoyou replied in a low voice.

"It didn't take long..." Masako tilted her head and thought for a while, then she became angry and shouted, "You have become an elite captain in such a short period of time, do you think my sister is an idiot? Tell me honestly!"

"I really didn't join until halfway through the trip!" Xiaoyou resolutely crouched with her head in her arms. "I was promoted because I gave two ancient elves from Dasha Valley to the Rockets! And I was a reserve member and didn't officially join!"

"Koujie!" Hearing Xiaoyou's scream, Geng Gui suddenly appeared from the bed, stopped Xiaoyou and Masako, and saw a pair of red eyes showing a fierce look.

"Don't meddle in other people's business, go away!" Poison island flow--killing snake eyes!

"Ku, Ku Jie..." Geng Gui stiffened all over, and quickly disappeared under the sheets like a snowman at noon...

"You, look into my eyes." Masako stared at Xiaoyou with a serious expression, "Are you telling the truth?"

Xiaoyou opened her teary eyes—half acting and half frightened—and nodded vigorously.

"...Very good, I didn't lie." Masako's expression softened, and most of the black air dissipated. "So why did you want to join the Rockets, for fun or something?"

"Because..." Without the oppression of the weird aura, Xiaoyou's brain became active. "It's a little long, doesn't it matter?"

"It's okay." Masako looked relaxed, "I've already finished taking a shower."

"...When I was traveling, I met two members of Team Rocket who were a bit special..."

Talking about the characteristics of flickering...

Three 10 minutes later.

"...So you want to change the entire Rockets from within?" Masako asked uncertainly, three 10 minutes of fatigue bombing made her a little confused...

"Yes, that's what I think!" Xiaoyou's face was full of righteousness, "The Rockets are not all bad guys, and there are a lot of decent industries. As long as you get rid of the bad habit of robbing other people's elves, the Rockets will be a bad guy at best." The radical elf club has the possibility of reforming. As long as I continue to be promoted and become a cadre, I can communicate with their bosses, maybe the biggest evil organization in Kanto will be solved by me like this!"

"...Okay." After thinking about it for a while, Masako raised her head and said, with a hint of confusion in her eyes. "What you said seems to make sense, so I will believe your words for the time being."

"Thank you Masako!" Xiaoyou was a little surprised, it turned out that my sister was unexpectedly good at fooling around?

"However!" Masako was not completely fooled, "If I find out that you can't do what you say, or you are just fooling me, I will break your legs and drag you home .”

Xiaoyou broke into a cold sweat: "Uh, don't worry..."

Well, why don't we really consider the feasibility of what we just said?The Rockets' whitewashing campaign...?

Note 1: Lichai is a short knife, a must-have product for samurai in the eleventh district to travel at home and commit seppuku. .Jiecuo is the job of cutting off the head of an unlucky kid who can't die for a while after seppuku. .