Pokemon the wrong way

"What's the matter?" Xiaoyou, who was wearing a navy blue suit and neat short dark green hair, picked up the phone and asked, and specially adjusted her voice to the "Lily Fragrance" mode for convenience...

"It's like this." The Rocket team member on the phone explained, "There are two Rocket team members named Musashi and Kojiro who claim to have captured a rare elf and want to meet the leader of Sakagi, but the leader of Sakagi is not here now, I would like to ask How to deal with it."

Musashi and Kojiro?Rare pixies?Could it be that they went against the sky and caught Pikachu? "Anyway, let them in first."

"understood."

……

After a few minutes.

"What's the matter with you all here?" Xiaoyou, who decided to play with the Rockets trio and pretended to be the boss of Sakagi, asked solemnly while sitting on the armchair.

"That's right, Boss Sakagi!" Musashi smiled and said with his hands behind his back, "We caught a very precious elf this time, so we made a special trip to dedicate it to Boss."

"Oh, precious elf?" Xiaoyou imitated the serious tone of Sakagi, "Let's take it out and have a look."

"Hey, look!" Musashi moved his hand to the front, holding a small elf on it. "It's this elf named Torkby!"

……

If it wasn't for the faithful imitation of Sakagi's image because of his acting skills, Xiaoyou might have rolled behind the chair.

What Musashi held in his hand was half an eggshell with patterns of red, yellow, and blue. From the opening on the top of the eggshell protruded a huge, waxy yellow head covered with small winding tentacles. A pair of looking The small dull eyes and the small drooling mouth look very strange on the face; in addition, there are four small holes in the eggshell, and the same waxy yellow, fat, short and wrinkled little limbs protrude from the holes. come out……

"Chajichajitooo~~" The little elf sensed Xiaoyou's gaze, waved its limp forelimbs, and let out a very "excited" cry, saliva splashing everywhere...

"...Then," resisting the thought of kicking the creature far away, Xiaoyou reluctantly asked, "What special ability does this elf have?"

"Uh..." The three of you looked at me, and I looked at you. After hesitating for a long time, I choked out a sentence: "Isn't it cute? Looking at it will even heal your soul?"

Your face is so cute!If you look at this product again, we won't even have dinner!

Xiaoyou resisted the urge to lift the table and said in a cold voice: "...That is to say, you have come all the way to take up my precious time, just to let me see this cute little elf, so that my soul can also be healed ?”

"Yes... yes..." The three of them were a little lacking in confidence.

"Very good!" Xiaoyou said with a smile, "Looking at this little elf, I really feel that the pressure accumulated during this period of work has been swept away... Really good! Musashi, Kojiro, and Meow Meow ! I want to reward you well, triple your salaries! Promote to reserve cadres!"

"Great!" Kojiro Musashi blushed with excitement, as if happiness came so suddenly that I couldn't believe it. "Is this true, Boss Sakagi!"

"Of course...it's fake, Hun Dan!" Xiaoyou slapped the table violently, startling the trio. "No achievements for a long time, wasting a lot of manpower and material resources of the organization, advance payment of salary for unknown years, and finally bring me back such a useless trash elf? You are simply a disgrace to Team Rocket! Musashi and Kojiro! I want Fire you... No! I will send the two of you to the most remote branch to clean toilets! You will only be paid 100 yuan a month until you pay off all your debts! And meow! You will be sold to Go to the circus! Drill through the fire ring with little Rada! The gold coins on your head must be taken off to pay off the debt!"

"No!" The three of them turned pale with fright, almost crying. "Boss, please forgive us!"

"...You guys, still know how to beg for mercy and say no?" Xiaoyou sighed and leaned back on the chair. "If it's the real Boss Sakagi, maybe you guys really have to clean the toilet."

"……Eh?"

Seeing that the three of Musashi hadn't reacted yet, Xiaoyou stretched out his hand to wipe his face, and restored his face to his own: "Idiot, it's me..."

"Hey!?" The trio was dumbfounded, "Xiao, Xiaoyou!?"

"Boss Sakamu has something urgent to go out, and the gymnasium is temporarily entrusted to me to act as an agent." Xiaoyou said "you are so lucky", "If the boss is here, tsk tsk..."

The trio suddenly trembled again.

"Speaking of which, you should have been tracking Pikachu all the time." Having played enough with the trio, Xiao You changed the subject and asked, "How did you catch such... a little elf?"

"Ah, in fact, that little elf is also a member of the little ghosts..." Meow said, rubbing her head in embarrassment, and then suddenly realized, "Huh? Porkby is gone, meow!"

"When you were crying 'No!', that thing opened the door and ran away." Xiaoyou pointed to the open office door and said, "It should be looking for its owner."

"How could this be..." The faces of the trio were like a coffee table full of cups.

"Forget it, even if that kind of elf is dedicated to the boss, it will only be scolded." Xiaoyou comforted symbolically, "you should focus on Pikachu."

"Yes..." The trio replied weakly.

"Don't rely too much on machines, learn more about elf fighting skills!"

"Yes..." Still weak.

"...I'll call the restaurant and invite you to lunch?"

"Yes!" Resurrected with full blood and full state.

……

———Shake your finger———

Outside the Viridian Gym, Xiao Zhi and his group finally found the lost Bokby, and they also walked into the gate of the Gym, ready to challenge the badge.

"Xiaozhi, don't you already have eight badges? Why do you still want to challenge this Viking Gym?" In the corridor full of torches, Xiaoxia asked puzzled.

"Didn't I say that Xiao Mao didn't even get the badge here." Xiao Zhi walked in front and said full of fighting spirit, "Then as long as I get the badge, it means I have won Xiao Mao!"

Xiaoxia could only sigh at this: "I really can't do anything with you..."

Passing through the torch corridor and arriving at the brightly lit battle hall, a voice immediately rang out: "I've been waiting for a long time, what a trainer from New Town!"

"Eh?" Xiaozhi was taken aback, "Do you know I'm coming?"

"Well, the last challenger said that after he leaves, there will be an idiot from the same town who will follow him to challenge." Xiaoyou, who was dressed as a sad supporting actress again, stood on the high platform without any hesitation. Hei Xiaomao hesitated. "But the gym will not refuse a challenge, even if the opponent is a fool."

"What? Damn Xiaomao!" The innocent Xiaozhi immediately believed it. "In short, please come to a battle with me to block the badge!"

"Of course." Xiaoyou nodded.We can count on killing you to get mission rewards.

Two familiar referees, a man and a woman, stood on both sides of the battlefield holding small flags, and a voice that was also familiar to Xiaozhi came from the loudspeaker: "The rules of the game are one-on-one. The elves are limited to three..."

"My first elf is—" Xiaoyou took out the elf ball given by Boss Sakamu and threw it, "Longlongyan!"

"Okay!" Xiaozhi yelled passionately, "Let's go too, Pikachu!"

Xiaoyou almost didn't fall over.I thought that Xiaomao, who used the fire system to fight against the ground system, was enough, but I didn't expect that there was another guy who used the electricity system...

Looking at Xiaogang, who was lowering his head and covering his face behind Xiaozhi, and Xiaoxia, who took a few steps back to express that I didn't know him, Xiaoyou felt deeply sympathetic: Traveling with this guy is really hard for you!

The hot-blooded boy Xiaozhi launched the attack first: "Come on Pikachu! Use one hundred thousand volts!"

Xiaoyou issued an order with a black line: "Longlongyan, make it round..."

Long Longyan's body shook for a while, retracting his thick limbs and turtle-like head into a round body that seemed to be piled up with stones, turning into a veritable big stone ball, and then Pikachu ran over slowly, jumped One hundred thousand volts was activated at the position of Longlongyan's previous head...

Of course, there was no reaction at all.

"Why didn't it work?" Xiaozhi exclaimed in surprise.

Xiaogang covered his face again: "Longlongyan is not an armored Tyrannosaurus rex, there is no metal drill bit to conduct electricity for you!"

Xiaoyou didn't cover her face, but directly ordered: "Longlongyan, roll!"

The rumbling rock shrunk into a spherical shape, bounced on the spot, then spun and rushed towards Pikachu with full power.Pikachu screamed and avoided the first blow, but Rumble Rock turned a corner, turned around and rolled over aggressively. Pikachu couldn't dodge it in time, and was knocked out screaming.

"Hey! How could this be?" Xiaozhi was shocked.

"As the duration of this rolling skill increases, the speed and power will become stronger and stronger." Xiaoyou said with a straight face, looking down at Xiaozhi's evolved face. "How do you deal with it, trainer from New Town?"