Pokemon the wrong way

"Why did things become like this..." Xiaoyou, who was running in the mountains and forests, lamented helplessly.

By the way, Xiaoyou is now running in the mountains next to Dr. Damu's Institute, with a rope tied around his waist, and a large tire is dragged on the rope; a pair of leg guards are tied to his legs, and the leg guards are filled with lead weights ; There is an elf behind him, the elf's name is Brad, and the illustrated book calls it Lie Bite Land Shark...

If you go back in time a little bit...

……

"Oh, I'm back, You-chan!" The woman who just stopped the one-on-one fight—it's not impossible to say beating—the woman who bit Lu Shark's "pre-meal exercise" was Xiao You in the world of Pokemon Cheap Mom Busushima Ayako.

"Hey... um! Mom... Mom..." Xiaoyou's voice was still a little nervous. After all, he was standing at the scene of the bloody elf massacre, and the bloody and bloody corpse of a very blue and violent elf lay on the ground. On the side... (biting Lu Shark fiercely:...%~*#￥+=#...to the effect that labor and capital are still alive, so don't be dumb)

Ayako Busushima casually stuck the wooden knife on the ground - a real wooden knife, not a metal product in the shape of a wooden knife like Masako - and stepped forward with a sunny smile on her face, stretched out her hand and gently rubbed Xiaoyou's head a few times: "Long time no see, you seem to have grown taller!"

"Hmm..." Feeling the slightly rough but very warm touch on the top of her head, Xiaoyou relaxed a little.

The personality is not too exaggerated... It seems that I said it to scare myself before.

……

During the next family dinner time, Ayako also behaved quite normally, except for a slightly larger appetite, there was nothing special about it.If I have to say it, it is probably good wine, and the quality of the wine is slightly poor... After killing more than half of the stock in a half-meter-high sake bottle by himself in the name of celebrating Xiaoyou's return, Lingzi decisively started to play crazy... …perhaps.

"You sauce, wine is a good thing~" When father Yakumo went to wash the dishes—of course, Yakumo made the rice—Lingzi put his arms around the large wine bottle with the Chinese characters "Kailongsha" written on it. , leaning on the sofa with drunken eyes and broke the news with Xiaoyou: "Mom knows your father because of this~ So be grateful for the wine~~"

Afterwards, Ayako revealed the acquaintance process between herself and Xiaoyou's father in a non-coherent way... In a nutshell, when she was a lily girl when she was young, Ayako Busushima met Shuo Yakumo who was traveling as a breeder of elves after drinking. Mistaking the young pseudo-mother for a younger sister, so he used the power of alcohol to attack and push it that night without saying a word...

"Yeah~~ I was really shocked at that time~~" Ayako smiled happily and patted Xiaoyou's head in a semi-petrified state, "But for the sake of his cute face, let's eat him Already~~”

Xiaoyou imagined the scene: Fujima Ayako, who was leaning against the bedside and smoking a cigarette with a red face, said to Shuo Yakumo, who was wrapped in a sheet and curled up at the foot of the bed, sobbing, go and put on your clothes when you have cried enough. I will be responsible...

It feels like something is broken!

On the first day back home, Xiaoyou's custom labels for the cheap mother are high-end combat power, alcoholic, former lily, carnivore...

———Kuailongsha (a well-known sake brand in Kanto, known for its strong sex)———

And then the next day...

In Xiaoyou's words, the devil finally revealed its minions...

Early in the morning, Ayako in camouflage uniform called Xiaoyou downstairs.

"Although Masako said you were qualified, I have already learned about the specific situation from the phone." My sister Masako did not follow, and it is said that she ran to the town to gather the subordinates of the "True New Group" to "reminiscing about the past"... Amen. "Although the battle between trainers will not attack the trainer itself (Xiao You secretly wiped his sweat), the wild elves will not tell you the rules of the battle, and sometimes some unexpected times may cause it to be too late or unable to use small The condition of the elves, at this time, your own body is the most reliable guarantee."

"Although my swordsmanship has been inherited by Masako, Yu-chan, your physical fitness is very good, so I plan to train you a little bit." Ayako said solemnly, "Anyway, there are still three months before the opening of the Quartz Conference, and there is more than enough time , and it won’t delay your elf training.”

"May I ask..." Xiaoyou raised his hand weakly, "What kind of training is it?"

"Don't worry, it's just some basic physical exercise, knowledge of outdoor survival, and basic swordsmanship." Ayako's smile is still bright, which makes people subconsciously reassure, "Of course, if you want to learn the secrets, it is not impossible to teach you. "

So Xiaoyou, who didn't know the dangers in the world, just followed her mother to the mountain behind the Damu Research Institute...

One stay is a month...

This month, in Xiaoyou's words, he was caught by the devil and sent to hell...

Every day before dawn, Xiaoyou would get up in the dark, put on the equipment at the beginning, and then run around the mountainside.The very blue and violent Lie Bite Shark followed behind Xiaoyou. As long as the speed of a certain puppet dropped to a certain level, her butt would have intimate contact with Lie Bite Shark's sharp forelimbs once, and as the number of times increased, This contact position will gradually approach the center of the buttocks...

Xiaoyou really didn't want to try the feeling of being fucked by a half-meter-long fist thick with pale bone spikes.

After running a difficult and heavy-duty cross-country run - dragging tires in the mountains and forests and running on the playground is not a concept at all - Xiaoyou, who was as tired as the dead De Ruby, had a meal consisting of wild vegetables, berries, and protein It is composed of an unknown object with five times the content of meat, and compressed biscuits that were once used in large quantities as standard weapons. It is eaten as a meal for breakfast and lunch.Because after Xiaoyou finished this lap, it was basically around ten o'clock in the morning...

"When You-chan can finish the morning exercises before eight o'clock, and when you can resume the three-meal system." Ayako's bold and cheerful smile is now more ferocious than Geng Gui's face in Xiaoyou...

Except for the compressed biscuits, the rest of the food is collectively referred to as "Ayako's Special Nutritious Meal", which has the functions of easy absorption, rich nutrition, and rapid recovery of physical strength.As for the taste, Mr. Shuo Yakumo, one of the parties, once commented: "Ayako's cooking is a master of nutritional engineering, a gourmet's nightmare..."

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After struggling to eliminate one-half of the daily food supply and resting for another 10 minutes, the next step is physical training.All kinds of cheating and unlimited training programs gave Xiaoyou the illusion that he was the chief disciple of Liang Shanbo... such as doing push-ups with two stones stretched out with both hands, putting a bowl of boiling water on the back of the head to do push-ups, and hanging in the air for a while. Light a fire on Miduo Heights and do upside-down sit-ups... All kinds of inhuman and weird training methods are presented one after another, ensuring that there will be new "surprises" every day...

After the second meal around four o'clock in the afternoon, it is actual combat training.Well... Although it's called that, if you want Xiaoyou to describe it, it's more appropriate to call it Battle Royale training... The content is very simple, let Xiaoyou's little elf in Ayako - in addition to biting the land shark, there is also a giant Claw Mantis and a Galagala—survive for two hours.Although Xiaoyou's life is not in danger at all with the help of the elf's deliberate holding hands and the support of immortality, the fact that being beaten will hurt will not change...

By the way, Xiaoyou's elf balls (the six on the bright side) were confiscated and handed over to Ayako for safekeeping. When her own elf was training Xiaoyou, Ayako would also take time to "play with" Xiaoyou's elves. "...Anyway, now that Ayako is present, even Geng Gui will obediently hide in the poke ball...

By the way, after being sent flying by pia in the first few actual combat trainings and revealing her undead characteristics, Ayako has asked the elf to cancel the restriction on keeping her hands...

By the way, after eating the "Ayako Special Nutritious Meal" for three consecutive days...

Features: Bear Grylls lv1 upgrade!Bell Grylls lv2: To a considerable extent, the ability to adapt to the taste of food outside common sense and the ability to digest food in the body have been enhanced. (If you get lost in the wild, this feature could save your life!)

After discovering that Xiaoyou can eat up the mosaic-enough food in the bowl without changing her face, Ayako, who thinks that her cooking skills are finally recognized, happily begins to make "bold and creative improvements" in the recipe...

The result was that after Xiaoyou was vomiting and diarrhea for several days, Master Bei's characteristics were decisively upgraded to lv3...

Bear Grylls lv3: Greatly enhances the ability to adapt to the taste of food outside of common sense and the ability to digest food in the body. (If you get lost in the wild, at least you won't starve to death!)

……

A month later.

"Seven fifty-seven." Seeing Xiaoyou running over with a battered tire and buckle panting heavily, Ayako lightly pressed the stopwatch in her hand. "You sauce, your progress is frighteningly fast, and Masako didn't progress as fast as you back then."

"Ha...ha...thank you...for the compliment..." Xiaoyou replied out of breath, walking back and forth slowly - after a month of training in hell, Xiaoyou is no longer the same as the first few As soon as the sky stopped, I sat on the ground with my buttocks. "Then can the saved time be used to rest for a while?"

"Haha, don't be kidding, the special training has just begun." Ayako smiled (Xiaoyou shuddered suddenly), and took out two wooden knives from her backpack, "Then you can start the basic swordsmanship tutorial..."

"No, it's not..." Xiaoyou's feet went limp, and she collapsed to the ground again.

"Help me..."