Pokemon the wrong way

"...That is to say, this is the ghost of Hangping and Zhuwei?"

After some explanations, Xiaoyou finally convinced Wei that he was not a pervert with an exhibitionist tendency—although it might be true that he was unscrupulous...

"Yeah, yeah! That guy with glasses named Zhuwei looks like a wretched technical nerd doing research, he must have used some weird electronic software to get it!" Xiaoyou nodded desperately, and pointed at the printing paper at the same time. On the beach bikini photo of "Lily Fragrance", said, "And there are a lot of flaws in this photo. Rainbow City is an inland city, and there are no big rivers or lakes around it. Can't you find a background like a beach?" Let’s talk about my cross-dressing technique, the chest is stuffed with sponge pads, how can I say that I’m wearing a swimsuit?”

"...Sponge pad?" Wei frowned and tilted his head.

"Yeah, sponge pad!" Xiaoyou nodded vigorously.

"Oh, the sponge pad..." Wei nodded thoughtfully, "I see..."

"Huh..." Xiaoyou finally breathed a sigh of relief. "It's good that you understand."

"I see, you're not an exhibitionist bikini pervert." The only one said with a clear expression, "You're just an ordinary pervert in women's clothing."

Xiaoyou almost bumped her head on the screen: "They say I'm not a pervert!!"

……

"Speaking of which, you probably don't know about it, right?" Wei Wei quickly changed the subject after finding out the source of the weird photo. "Team Rocket's headquarters has been destroyed."

"Nani?" Xiaoyou was startled, "The headquarters was destroyed?...was it done by the alliance?"

"No..." Wei shook his head, "It happened more than a month ago... and it wasn't done by the Alliance. It is said that it was a mysterious elf who destroyed the headquarters. Someone saw that elf turned into ruins Fly away from our headquarters..."

"Uh, that's it..." Hearing Wei's words, the first thing Xiaoyou thought of was the armored Mewtwo.No wonder why the Rockets with Chaomeng didn't overthrow the alliance directly. It turns out that Chaomeng fired Sakagi's squid...

Poor Uncle Sakagi...

"Because of this incident, Boss Sakagi has been in a bad mood recently." On the screen, Wei continued to say, "I heard that you talked with Boss Sakagi in the Viki Pan Gym, and Boss Sakagi still thinks highly of you. Go and get in touch with Boss Sakagi, see if you can comfort him or something..."

"Eh? Want me to comfort Boss Sakagi?" Xiaoyou asked, pointing to his nose, "Are you sure you want me, a ten-year-old boy, to comfort an uncle in his 30s?"

"No way..." Weiwei showed a helpless look, "I am temporarily in charge of the stronghold reconstruction project in Hualan City, and I have to report the situation to Boss Sakamu regularly every day. Every time I see the boss with a dark face, I My mood has also turned bad... so no matter what, you should try it first."

"Uh, okay, I'll try..." Xiaoyou nodded helplessly, "But don't get your hopes up too much?"

"Well, I wish you success." Wei also nodded, and the little dumb hair jumped up and down. "You still have to compete tomorrow, please rest well, I won't disturb you anymore."

Saying that, Yui cut off the communication.

"..." Xiaoyou looked at the black screen of the communicator, and was silent for a while.

"By the way... what's Uncle Sakagi's phone number?"

———Rampage Attack———

the next day……

"Everyone on the scene, the third round of the Quartz Conference Qualifiers, the first match in the Grass Field is about to begin!" The commentator's voice still sounded full of vitality through the loudspeaker at the venue. "Now the contestants have entered the arena. The first red team to appear is Xiaozhu from Tokiwa City! Although Xiaozhu was struggling in the first two rounds of the competition, he all relied on the outstanding performance of the flying dragon. An astonishing reversal has been achieved! What kind of performance will we have in today's game?"

Following the introduction of the narrator, a black-haired boy with black-rimmed glasses and a plain face stood on the red platform.

"Then, standing on the green side is Xiaoyou from Zhenxin Town! Xiaoyou, who participated in the conference for the first time, defeated his opponent by a clear advantage in the first two rounds. The strong Xiaoyou and the headwind Little helper who came back, what will be the result of this match?"

Standing on the green high platform, Xiaoyou waved to the audience—he saw Xiaozhi again—and whispered, "This commentary is really noisy...but at least let me know that the opponent has a fire-breathing dragon... ..."

"Come on, Flying Mantis!" With the soft shout of the assistant player, the Flying Mantis with an emerald green carapace, which looks seven parts like a bug and three parts like a lizard, appeared on the grass on the battlefield.

"Flying Mantis..." Seeing the Flying Mantis, Xiaoyou couldn't help raising the corner of her mouth and took out a poke ball, "Then my side is..."

"Go, Giant Claw Mantis!"

Wearing red steel armor, the gigantic pliers praying mantis, which looks seven parts like a bug and three parts like an alien, jumped out. After seeing the quasi-"compatriots" on the opposite side, he immediately raised a pair of "bench vises" in his hands, dangdang Knock twice as a demonstration.Not to be outdone, the Flying Mantis immediately raised its two "watermelon knives" and waved them a few times.

Zi - It seems that there are invisible sparks colliding between the two elves...

The referee waved the flag: "The game begins—"

"Flying Mantis, flash with lightning!"

"(Giant Pincer Mantis, use) Bullet Punch!"

At the beginning of the game, the two trainers issued orders at the same time, and the two elves also shot almost simultaneously.The green sickle with a flash of lightning and the tongs wrapped in white light passed each other, each hitting its own target—the face of the other elf.The legendary hot-blooded cg-cross fist! ?

The commentator yelled: "Oh! The match seemed to be in full swing from the very beginning. The skills of the Flying Mantis and the Giant Claw Mantis hit the opponent at the same time! But it seems that the Giant Claw Mantis has the upper hand?"

Being hit on the face by a pliers bigger than a casserole, the Flying Mantis obviously had a hard time, and took two steps back with staring eyes; in comparison, the giant pliers mantis who was slapped on the face by a kitchen knife was in much better condition. After leaning back a bit, he stood firm and did not take a step back.

Obviously the steel attribute took advantage at this time.

"Flying Praying Mantis, use high-speed movement!" Seeing that it is not easy to capture the front, Xiaozhu immediately changed his tactics, "Use the vacuum wave after disturbing the opponent!"

"(Giant pincer mantis, use it while moving) Shadow clone!" Xiaoyou was also not to be outdone, "After that, use air cutting to fight back!"

Using the flying mantis moving at high speed, appearing and disappearing on the grass like a ninja using the teleportation technique (a ninja from Konoha village who passed by a soy sauce: ...), at the same time, he quickly swung the sickle, and a light blue arc The shape vacuum blade hit the running Giant Pincer Mantis from the side—the shadow clone?

I saw the giant pincer mantis also quickly moving in a circular arc on the grass. Every few steps it ran, it would pull out a clone phantom to follow behind the main body. The vacuum wave only hit one clone, but the main body was not damaged at all. .Soon the giant pincer mantis circled a circle, and a dozen or so shadow clones joined end to end to form a circle. Afterwards, all the giant pincer mantises raised their pincers and danced quickly, and each clone released several small half-moon-shaped air There are nearly a hundred air blades in one foot, flying towards the bewildered Flying Mantis in the encirclement...

"Don't panic, Flying Mantis!" Xiaosuke yelled from the high platform, "There is only one real attack! Use sword dance to defend!"

Flying Mantis immediately crossed his arms in front of his chest and quickly spun on the spot.Nearly a hundred air blades hit the Flying Mantis one after another, but most of them were phantoms with no attack power. After touching the Flying Mantis, they automatically dissipated into a wisp of smoke, and the real attack was made by the Flying Mantis spinning on the spot. It didn't do much damage either.It's just that the smoke accumulated from the continuous explosion of the air blade phantom temporarily obstructed the sight of the flying mantis.

"Very good Flying Mantis!" Xiaosuke waved his fist excitedly, "Next, he will use air cutting to the surroundings indiscriminately, destroying the shadow clone and the main body together!"

The attack power of the Flying Mantis using Sword Dance has been greatly enhanced, and the use of air cutting is even more impressive. Just one elf continuously sends out dozens of the same small air blades in all directions, piercing through the smoke and surrounding the surrounding area. The giant pincer mantis clones in the surrounding area were defeated one by one...

"Huh?" Xiaosuke made a surprised voice.

A round of air was cut, and there was not a single clone of the giant pincer mantis surrounding the flying mantis left. At this time, Xiaosuke realized that the body of the giant pincer mantis had already retreated to a distance and set up a posture. The metallic luster of the steel on the body was particularly dazzling in the sun. , and the grass under his feet fell to the ground in a spiral shape...

In order not to interfere with the game, the on-site commentator did not shout until this time: "So! When using the shadow clone to confuse and contain the opponent, the Giant Pincer Mantis itself retreated to the rear, and continuously completed the strengthening of the iron wall and sword dance. , now the Giant Pincer Mantis is fully prepared! The Flying Mantis is undoubtedly one step behind in this respect!"

"Hmph..." Xiaoyou smiled slightly, "How can Flying Mantis be buffed alone?"

"So what if that's the case!" Xiaosuke panicked for a moment, but immediately managed to calm down. "It's just a little defensive power... We can't lose to you in attack! We have an advantage in speed! Flying mantis, use high-speed movement! Disturb the opponent and use tile cutting!"

Hearing this, the Flying Mantis exerted force under its feet, and once again showed dazzling speed, moving around the Giant Pincer Mantis.

"Hehe," Xiaoyou cracked his mouth and laughed in a low voice, "Just to let you know the power of the light metal properties that cost 2500 yuan... Giant Pincer Mantis, we also use high-speed movement! (Catch the Flying Mantis!)"

The Giant Pincer Mantis sank slightly, and then suddenly disappeared in place, leaving the Flying Mantis who was approaching the Giant Pincer Mantis from the side and rear to use tile cutting stunned.In the next moment, the giant pincer mantis appeared beside the flying mantis, and the red iron pincers clamped a sickle arm of the flying mantis.

"This way you won't be able to escape!" Xiaoyou yelled proudly, "(Giant Pincer Mantis, use) Iron Head Hammer!"

"Not good!" Xiaosuke yelled in panic, "Flying Mantis, move away!"

But how did the Flying Mantis, which only had an advantage in speed, break free from the grip of the Giant Pincer Mantis strengthened by the Iron Wall and Sword Dance?I saw the giant pincer mantis leaning back, and then rushed forward with a metallic head, hitting the unavoidable flying mantis on the forehead——

This is enough to compare the effect of a knowing blow!Flying Mantis was knocked dizzy and staggered, but he didn't fall down.

"Ah! Flying Mantis!"

"Give it the last blow, use swallow back!"

The Giant Pincer Mantis let go of the Flying Mantis, let it stagger back, then lowered its body, the wings on its back flapped at high speed like an engine, and then its whole body turned into a flash of light, flashing back and forth beside the Flying Mantis in an instant...

"..." The Giant Pincer Mantis stood up straight, closed his eyes like an ancient swordsman and turned his back to the Flying Mantis, gently opened and closed the pair of tongs twice, and the Flying Mantis fell straight as if it had received a signal. down...

Xiaoyou's eyelids jumped when he saw it: when did this guy learn to pretend to be thirteen...does he want to make you an explosion or something as the background?

The referee "...the Flying Mantis has lost its combat power! The winner is the Giant Pincer Mantis!"