Pokemon the wrong way

A flower bed in a park about [-] meters away from Hualan Gymnasium.

"It's such a disgusting feeling..." Musashi, who was hanging on the branch, muttered to himself.

"Yeah, I failed again..." Kojiro, who was also hanging next to Musashi, nodded helplessly.

"Although it wasn't blown away, it's pretty much the same, meow..." Miaomiao was too small, she didn't get caught on the branch, and her head fell down on the flower bed. "It hurts meow..."

Musashi climbed down from the tree: "Although we failed this time..."

Kojiro nodded vigorously: "But Team Rocket's ambition to conquer the world will not stop there!"

Meow Meow grips the claw: "Be sure to catch Pikachu next time!"

"Yeah! Let Boss Sakagi look at him with admiration!"

"get promoted!"

"Get rid of that annoying cat boss!"

"Wahhahahaha—" the two of them giggled in unison.

"You...you seem to be very happy?" A head poked out from the grass.

"Huh!?" The three of them turned pale with shock. "I was actually caught up! Uh, wait, you are..."

"Hi, we meet again." Zhou Fangyou greeted the Rockets with a wave of his hand. "You guys, what are you doing in Hualan Gym?"

"Uh..." Musashi looked embarrassed.

"This..." Kojiro's eyes fluttered.

"There are various reasons..." Miaomiao forced the corners of her mouth to rub her hands.

"You said that you collect rare elves everywhere..." Zhou Fangyou tilted his head with a simple expression on his face, "Then why are you going to the Hualan Gym? There are no elves there?"

"Nani?" The three of them (the talking Meow has already been classified as a humanoid creature by Zhou Fangyou... well, goblins and the like...) spoke in unison.Miaomiao even hastily defended, "No! There are three trainers in the Hualan gymnasium, and there are many elf meows! And even that Pikachu is also meowing!"

"Yeah, yeah," Kojiro also quickly said, "And we specially made a large water pump, as long as they leave the water, the water-type elves will become weaker, and we can easily capture them..."

"If you give the elf and Pikachu of the main trainer of the gymnasium to Boss Sakagi first, the boss will definitely favor us!" Musashi rubbed his face with both hands in a state of intoxication, "Promotion and salary increase are no longer a dream! "

"Long live! Long live!" x3

"..." Zhou Fangyou looked at the three Rockets dancing in a circle with a headache: If you stay with them for a long time, you won't be infected with any strange germs, right?

"Stop!!" Zhou Fangyou shouted at the three of them, "Do you know that you made three decisive mistakes in this action!"

"First, the tactical thinking is not comprehensive!" Zhou Fangyou pointed to Kojiro with his left hand, "Since you have thought of pumping away the water to weaken the water-type elves, why didn't you take corresponding protection measures for the water pump when you knew there was Pikachu?" ? Water can conduct electricity, this is something that ten-year-old children know!"

"That's right! Why didn't I think of this?" Kojiro suddenly realized, and punched himself on the head.

"Second, the negligence in intelligence gathering before the war!" Pointed Musashi with his right hand, "The negligence in intelligence caused you to appear at the wrong time, which gave the opponent extra combat power. At that time, all of them were recuperating in the elf center, even if you succeeded, you would not be able to catch their elves!"

"Hey! How could this be?" Musashi cried out with tears in his eyes.

"And thirdly, a fundamental mistake in strategic thinking!" Zhou Fangyou bent down, staring at Xiaomao who couldn't help backing up with a blue face, "The blue badge of the Hualan Gymnasium is known as the badge with the lowest difficulty in Kanto (Zhou Fang Hum, it really does look like that anyway...)! The three Hualan sisters spend all their time on performances and dressing up, and have never trained elves properly. It can be said that even if their elves are captured It's useless!"

"Na. Nani!" Miao Miao staggered a few steps as if struck by lightning and knelt down on the ground, "If... If you send such an elf to Boss Sakagi and call..."

"It took so much time and resources, and ended up getting so many useless elves?" A serious middle-aged man sitting at a large desk looked at a large number of water-type elves and Team Rocket in front of him with contempt. three people.

"You guys, I'm so disappointed!" The middle-aged man turned his chair and turned his back to the three of them, "Come on, throw away all this rubbish! Musashi, Kojiro, and Meow Miao failed to perform their tasks, and their salaries will be demoted by three levels." Cut in half! Assign to the farthest branch to clean the toilets, and never let me see them again!"

"Meow~~" A big beige cat with a red jade inlaid on its forehead gracefully jumped onto the middle-aged man's lap, and while enjoying the petting, it uttered a mocking cry to the desperate Rockets... …

——The Rockets' brainstorming is over.

"Don't! It's such a disgusting feeling!!" The three of them hugged each other and wept bitterly...

Is it a bit... over the top?Zhou Fang looked awkwardly at the three bastards who burst into tears, "Why do I feel like I have done something heinous?"

3 minute later.

"Okay, don't cry!" Zhou Fangyou, who felt that his tears would overflow if he didn't do anything else, had to shout again, "Are you guys like Team Rocket crossing the galaxy?"

"That..." Kojiro raised his hand weakly, "Traveling through the galaxy is just the beginning of our team, and it is unrecognized in the headquarters..."

Zhou Fangyou forcibly suppressed the urge to take out an elf ball and hit Kojiro on the face: "...then cheer me up even for your opening remarks. Failure is nothing serious, the important thing is to learn from failure. Learn lessons and grow! After setbacks, the fruit of victory is the sweetest, isn't it? Even if you don't cross the galaxy, show me the dignity of Team Rocket!"

"...Oh! That's right!" Kojiro clenched his fist.

"We are the Rockets who are not afraid of setbacks! One or two failures are nothing!" Musashi raised his hands to the sky.

"The more powerful that brat's Pikachu is, the more the boss will appreciate our Meow who finally caught it!" A raging flame ignited behind Meow Meow—this explains what is going on with the two-dimensional special effects artist of the three-dimensional...

"Work hard! Struggle (meow)!" x3

As expected of the characters in the original play whose life force is comparable to that of the Bronze Saint Seiya, the three of the Rockets revive so quickly that Zhou Fangyou even doubts his level of fooling around with three-legged cats—or will the difficulty of fooling idiots be automatically lowered?

"Thank you!" With tears in his eyes, Musashi stepped forward and held Zhou Fangyou's hand tightly, "You came here specially to guide us about our shortcomings, and you kindly comforted us...you are such a good person!"

This is not a good person card, this is not a good person card, this is not a good person card... The corner of Zhou Fangyou's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

"But... aren't you an elf trainer?" Kojiro asked hesitantly, "Why do you want to help us? After all, in the eyes of ordinary people... Uh, there are still some misunderstandings..."

"Snatching rare elves?" Zhou Fangyou asked solemnly, "What's wrong with that?"

"Eh?"

Facing the dumbfounded three members of Team Rocket, Zhou Fangyou ran the train with a cheeky mouth full of words: "What's wrong with wanting a powerful elf? And as long as this goal can be achieved, what does it matter if the method is more radical? My purpose comes first." Idea! Although I am a trainer, as long as I can win the league championship, I will consider putting thumbtacks in the opponent's shoes, or putting laxatives in the elf-feeding drink... What are your expressions?"

Zhou Fangyou looked at the three members of the Rockets team who huddled together tremblingly while uttering thoughts of "the children of today are so scary..." and became angry: "Are you qualified to accuse me? A criminal of theft!"

"That's right, we are also bad people, ahaha..." Kojiro smirked again in a daze.

"Hey, sister Xiaoyou?" Musashi smiled and looked like a kidnapper, "Do you want to consider joining our Rockets team? We are very optimistic about you~"

"That's right meow!" Meow also grinned and nodded while rubbing her paws, "Your talent will definitely be reused by the boss! Then there will be a lot of powerful elves for you! Of course! If you can help us say a few words in front of the boss..."

"Is this... no." Zhou Fangyou refused very simply. "Your uniforms look nice, but I promised my dad I'd win the league, so I'm not thinking about anything else until then."

"Oh, what's so good about being a champion of the league!" Kojiro persuasively said, "You can't eat or drink, it's not as good as the Rockets, they have wages and powerful elves to get them!"

"No way, no way! This is an important agreement, if you give up, the father in heaven will be sad!" Zhou Fangyou "killed" his cheap father without hesitation.

"Uh, that's right, Xiaoyou is a good boy..." Miaomiao lowered her head in disappointment, but quickly cheered up again. "Then there's nothing you can do. But if you change your mind, you can come to our sight anytime! Musashi! Kojiro!"

"Oh!"

I saw that the three members of the Rockets took out various materials and tools like magic, and after some smoky beatings, they actually assembled a small car. Is it true that the three-dimensional world is so manly?

"Then goodbye, little sister Xiaoyou!" The three jumped into the car, stomped on the pedals and left - it turned out that this car only had the appearance of a car, but the inside was actually powered by a bicycle...

Zhou Fangyou's face was full of admiration: This is Hualan City, "driving" this kind of car to swagger through the city, how brave you are!

Beep!Side Quest: Friends of Team Rocket!Finish.Reward all attributes +1, free attribute +1