Pokemon the wrong way

Wearing a white windbreaker, paired with the same white trousers, leather shoes and gloves, and with natural long silver hair, the young man who came out of the woods can be described as white from head to toe. In terms of image, he is the same as Xiaoyou who is now black from feet to head. The image of "Hunter d" constitutes an extremely sharp contrast.

"Excuse me, let me introduce myself." The young man in white with a warm smile on his face took out his ID from his pocket and flashed it, "Yu Kinoshita, investigator of the Elf Alliance."

"Oh?" Xiaoyou raised her eyebrows—why didn't she notice that this guy's white was so obtrusive when we met last time. "I thought the person who was hiding in the woods was a colleague from somewhere, and was about to say hello. I didn't expect it to be the investigator of the alliance?"

"Yeah, I originally planned to show up when you and Mr. Xintang were in a tight match, to make a good impression in front of the champion of the Quartz Tournament..." You Zheng spread his hands helplessly, "Who knows our champion?" Mr. is so ineffective..."

As he said that, the investigator in white took a look at Xintang, who was lying on the ground with a lot of nosebleeds, "...it turns out that he is just a lucky guy who won the championship with wild elves."

Xiaoyou snorted softly with her nose: "Forget it, if you want to make a profit, just say it..."

"Well, although I'm a little wronged, but if you must think so, I can't help it." You raised his hand and gestured behind him, and soon a large number of police officers—at least one third of them were Miss Junsha ——Running out from the woods, surrounded the three of Xiaoyou in a "u" shape. "You have been arrested on the charge of illegally robbing the current criminal of the elf—please don't resist needlessly?"

"I refuse." Xiaoyou said that she was not interested in going to the police station to drink coffee or eat pork chop rice. She took out a pen-like gadget from her pocket, and lightly pressed the switch on it.

"Wind Speed ​​Dog, Electric Shock Demon!" Although I don't know what Xiaoyou wants to do, Kinoshita Yu intuitively judged that it must be a bad thing, so he threw the poke ball decisively, "Wind Speed ​​Dog uses jet flames! Electric Shock Demon uses [-] volts!"

The orange-red wind speed dog the size of a lion opened its mouth and sprayed a large piece of fiery flames at Derby and the Dark Crow, forcing the two elves of Hanzo and Kotaro away, while the electric shock demon that looked like a yellow snow monkey was shaking The tails of the two high-voltage cables aimed directly at Xiaoyou himself and fired a current as thick as the mouth of a bowl.

It's just that Yu's "excellent tradition" of directly attacking trainers has long been known to Xiaoyou: "Moon Elf! (Use revenge!)"

The black canine creature jumped in front of Xiaoyou without saying a word, and attacked with this attack.However, the moon elf's seemingly slender body is actually extremely resistant to beatings. After eating a hundred thousand volts, not only did he not fall down, but a purple spot appeared on his body. The moon elf shone with purple light. With a low growl, he turned back and rushed towards the electric shock demon.

"Electric Shock Demon, use Thunderbolt Fist!" You reacted quickly. When the Moon Elf rushed to the target, the Electroshock Demon had already raised his fist covered in lightning, and punched the Moon Elf on the head with a bang, the Moon Elf's attack He was pushed back, and the electric shock demon staggered back a few steps before regaining his footing.

"You guys, what are you still doing?" Seeing that the most convenient method failed, Yu took a step back without changing his expression, and waved to the surrounding police officers, "Arrest all these criminals!"

"Oh!" Junsha and the Dazhonglian policemen threw the elf balls one after another, and the three of Xiaoyou were immediately surrounded by dozens of elves—most of them were katti dogs.

"That's why it's useless to say that resistance is useless. The words of the avatar now—what!" Yuu's line of persuading surrender was interrupted in the middle——

A buzzing sound came from far and near, and then three black-painted helicopters with a conspicuous "p" letter mark on the nose appeared above everyone's heads.The doors on both sides of the plane were wide open, and a group of masked men in all black costumes leaned out, fired missiles from small bazookas, or threw grenade-like things with their hands, bombarding the police team below.

The missiles fired from the bazooka exploded in the air, turning into nets, trapping the elves of the police officers, and when the grenade landed, a burst of white smoke burst out, and the irritating gas contained in it was The police officers burst into tears and coughed... Immediately afterwards, the people in black took out the poke balls and started throwing them down...

"Fire in the hole!" A man in black shouted and threw the elf ball in his hand.

"What does that mean?" the pilot in charge of flying the helicopter asked curiously.

"I don't know... the captain ordered us to shout that." The man in black shrugged, and then loudly issued an order to the elf he released: "Naughty bullet, use self-explosion!"

That's right, the dozen or so elves thrown down from the helicopter were all terrorists among the elves, the famous self-destructive naughty bombs!These red and white elves, which seem to have a super-sized poke ball with a face, screamed "beep beep" in mid-air, emitting white light all over their bodies, and then the moment they landed——

boom! boom! ! boom! ! !

The police force is wiped out...

"(The Moon Elf used digging to attack the Electric Shocker, the Sun Elf used Psychic Power on the Wind Speed ​​Dog, Nido King used Earthquake after the Moon Elf's attack! Abo went around the grass, and used Bind on the Inspector in white!)"

"The Electric Shock Demon uses Thunder, and the Wind Speed ​​Dog uses Super Speed ​​Attack...!?"

When the people in black appeared and attacked the police officers, Kinoshita Yu felt that something was wrong, although he immediately reacted and was about to order the elf to take down the young man wearing a big-brimmed hat on the opposite side to perform a beheading tactic. Only then did he realize that the other party's Move faster than yourself!As soon as the Electric Shock Demon started to gather electricity, a big hole exploded in the grass under its feet. The Moon Elf jumped out suddenly and hit the Electric Shock Beast with a "Black Dog Lifting Dragon Head Hammer"; In mid-air, after turning twice, he fell hard to the ground.Before the two elves came back to their senses, King Nido stomped his big foot, and the strong shock wave sent along the ground made the two elves kneel decisively.

"Wow!"

When Youqiang calmly took out a new elf ball from his arms, Xiaoyou, who had been staring at You for a long time, immediately threw a buckshot, knocking the elf ball to the ground.Immediately afterwards, a huge cobra sprang out of the grass, and its several-meter-long body tied up the investigator in white in three or two strokes.

"(Abo monster, use the big snake to stare! Moon elf, come and dig a hole...)"

Aboguai moved his head closer to Yuu according to his words, and the stare of the big snake face to face at super close range immediately paralyzed the young investigator, while the black moon elf was digging the ground quickly with its front paws, digging out a Deep hole.

Then, under the instructions of someone, Abo threw the paralyzed investigator down, then filled the soil with his tail, and shot it...

At this time, the helicopter also landed, and Xiaoyou looked at You who was buried in the soil from the chest down, and smiled slightly, "Ah, I forgot to search out the poke ball first, the investigator of the alliance There should be a lot of valuable and rare elves? What a pity..."

"...Maybe you won the game this time." You frowned and gritted his teeth, "But don't be complacent, one day you will...cough cough cough!"

Xiaoyou stepped onto the helicopter, and triumphantly waved to You, who was coughing and choking on the dust kicked up by the helicopter: "Goodbye, Mr. Investigator! In fact, it would be better not to see each other again if possible! Ha!"

For Wei's sake, I can't hurt you, but we don't have any pressure to make you look ashamed...

"Wait! Cough!" You yelled, regardless of the dust, "Who are you guys? If you dare, report your name!"

"Oh, you finally asked!" Xiaoyou happily replied loudly—he was waiting, otherwise he would be pretending in vain if he was blamed on the Rockets. "We are the elf hunting organization destined to resound throughout Kanto—the Phantom Brigade!"

After all, the name Bullets is too easy to be mistaken for a subordinate organization of the Rockets...

……

On the plane, Xiaoyou handed the elf ball containing the lightning bird to Xiaotaro: "I have to go back to the athletes' village, and I will hand it over to you later?"

"Don't worry." Xiaotaro took out a suit and black wig exactly the same as Xiaoyou's and nodded, "We will strictly follow Captain Lily Xiang's script!"

Near the Quartz venue, Xiaoyou jumped off the plane and quietly returned to the contestant village dormitory in Bi Diao.And Hanzo Kotaro and he drove a helicopter to find a performance venue with enough witnesses...

The gang of evil elf hunters, who can't even match the league champions and investigators, and the new Rocket team, which upholds the concept of justice in the dark, have fought and fled after a battle. This should be a good way to change the image of the Rockets. chance...

As for the lightning bird?Heck, how about the Poké Ball being accidentally lost in the middle of a fight and unaccounted for?

ps: It hurts to eat too much...

ps2: My cousin slowly drank a cup of strange drink called Site what rhyme, I was a little dizzy... I don’t care about the typo or something