Pokemon the wrong way

Because there is a photo of the Four Heavenly King Kona attached to the poster at the entrance of the Elf Center, so Xiaoyou can recognize at a glance that the mature and sexy red-haired Yujie standing behind Xiaoxia is Kona herself.

However, the photo provided only the profile picture, and there is no way to tell Xiaoyou that the Ice King has a tall and sexy figure besides a beautiful face full of intelligence, and a bust that is no less than that of Dr. Uchiki...More It's impossible for a fake mother to know that this master who looks so heroic in the photo actually looks a bit...naturally dumb?

"It's really Master Kona!"

"Why did Master Kona come to such a place?"

"May I ask how Master Kona can improve the technique of using water-type elves?"

"Master Kona, do you come to this island every year?"

"Master Kona, please sign me!"

Faced with the enthusiastic questioning of Xiaoxia Xiaojian, a fanatic fan and an ordinary fan, Master Kona kept a gentle smile on his face, bent forward a few steps, and said softly: "What a cute little elf, please give me more advice... ..."

Well, these words were ignored by Xiaoxia and Xiaojian, and said to the strange eggshell star Burkepi who was eating a sandwich on the table behind them...

"Beep - petrified layer was detected on the surface of Xiaoxia and Xiaojian, with a coverage rate of more than 97%, and there are signs of mild weathering." The above is Xiaoyou's mouth.

"Huh!" On the other side of the table, Xiaozhi finally swallowed the food that was stuck in his throat, "This Kona King doesn't listen to people?"

Then ran to Kona: "Kona King, come and fight me!"

Xiaoyou looked calm, if things were so simple, what were we doing yesterday?

Facing the challenge of a hot-blooded fool, Kona smiled slightly, walked by the guardrail next to the dining table, and raised his head facing the sea: "It feels so good to be bathed in the sun..."

"Uh..." Xiaozhi was taken aback for a moment, but immediately continued to speak enthusiastically, "I have fought several battles with people since I came to this island, and I won every time..."

"Hush...listen..." Kona closed his eyes, raised his hand to his ear, "listen to the sound of the wind..."

"So I think if I fight against you now, I might have a chance to win..."

"I like the view from here the most..."

"Uh, the scenery doesn't matter. Come and fight me..."

"Listen, you can hear the sound of the sea..."

"Miss Kona, fight..."

"Calm down and experience the breath of nature..."

"Pfft..." Seeing that Xiaozhi and Kona were talking about each other, Xiaoyou was lying on the table, her face flushed and trembling, and she had a hard time holding back her laughter...

Kona of the Four Heavenly Kings is a natural idiot, and the appraisal has been completed.

……

After talking for a long time, he found that the other party didn't seem to be listening at all. Xiaozhi ran outside the restaurant angrily, called a trainer, and was about to start a battle—probably in order to let Kona see his own strength. idea.

Xiaozhi first sent Jenny Turtles to defeat the passer-by trainer's cat boss with a fighting style.Then after the opponent used Kentaro, he took out the fire-breathing dragon who was still in the rebellious stage of the second year...

"Fire-breathing dragon!?" Xiaoxia and Xiaojian turned pale with shock, and Xiaoyou decisively called out Geng Gui: "(Geng Gui, use it immediately just to be on the safe side) Light Wall..."

As expected, the first thing the fire-breathing dragon did after it came out of the poke ball was to roast Xiao Zhi into a black man with a mouthful of flames... Then it spread its wings and flew into the sky, and began to breathe fire everywhere indiscriminately.The location where Xiaoyou was also received the treatment of "laying guns", but due to timely precautions, the flames were blocked by the light wall, and Xiaoyou himself was unharmed.

Although Xiaozhi tried to take back the fire-breathing dragon, the fire-breathing dragon, which hadn't come out of the poke ball for a long time and was over excited, was flying around in the air, and the red light emitted by the poke ball couldn't reach the fire-breathing dragon at all...

"It's not fun to cause a fire if this goes on..." Xiaoyou took out the elf ball, intending to subdue the fire-breathing dragon first, but saw the King of Kona walked up to Xiaozhi's side at some point, took out an elf ball and threw it away : "Go, Poké Ball!"

"Ah, opportunity." Xiaoyou simply put away her elf ball - this is just to see the strength of the Four Heavenly Kings.

Drilling out of the poke ball is a chubby pink elf standing on its hind legs, with a pair of big dull eyes staring straight at the sky, and a gray thorny-looking man with fierce eyes is biting on the tail behind its buttocks. Snails...

"Stay hippopotamus?" Xiao Jian, a well-informed elf voyeur, cried out, "Is it okay to use this kind of elf against a fire-breathing dragon?"

Xiaoyou in a cold sweat: Although the mentally handicapped expression of Silly Hippo gives people a very unreliable feeling, is there anything wrong with water-type elves fighting fire-type elves?Besides, this is the stupid hippopotamus of the Four Heavenly Kings...

Sure enough, Kona's dumb hippo only used one trick of petrification, and knocked out the fire-breathing dragon showing off its might in the air.Then, for some unknown reason, Kona invited Xiaozhi and his team to her lecture—not including Xiaoyou, who had to prepare for a battle...

———Petrochemical Power———

Xiaoyou didn't have any expectations for the speech meeting. After all, after seeing the natural stream of consciousness thinking of Kola Tianwang, the magic of speech teaching is Floating Cloud...

And during the special battle show time afterwards, Xiaoyou walked into the arena under the envious eyes of a certain passionate idiot, and stood on the battlefield with the other five winners from the previous day's selection competition.According to the rule that the higher the ranking, the lower the battle, Xiaoyou is the last one, and he can have enough time to observe Kona's battle...

It is worth Xiaoyou's attention that at this moment, Kona standing on the battlefield is like a sharp sword drawn out of its sheath. He exudes strong confidence and momentum. He is completely different from the natural daze he met in the restaurant... …

first round.

The challenger uncle with the anchor tattoo on his shoulder sent out a mighty four-armed muscular brother Guiguai, and was killed by Kona's dumb hippo with a million-ton punch...

"Can a dumb hippo know how to punch a million tons...?" Xiaoyou thought, tilting her neck.

second round.

The vigor girl with a big hat sent a very energetic little skull dinosaur Galagala, and then was beaten off by Kona's white sea lion with an aurora beam...

Xiaoyou frowned tightly: "It's obviously not a skill with outstanding effects, but it can still achieve instant kills... The elves of the Four Heavenly Kings are really extraordinary..."

Third round.

The man with glasses who was cheated by "Naruto-kun" once sent the fox star Yongjila with powerful superpowers, and then was frozen into a lump of ice by the blizzard of Kona's armored shell...

Xiaoyou said calmly: "Nimma, dare you come up with someone who won't be killed in seconds..."

Fourth round.

A man in a suit who was too lazy to remember the characteristics of Xiaoyou sent a menacing big rock snake, which was frozen into a second lump of ice by Kona's long-haired pig with the freezing wind...

Xiaoyou was very speechless: "What kind of courage is it to take out the big rock snake in front of Kona, the king of water and ice..."

Round five.

Another dragon trainer sent out a fast-attack flying mantis, but was caught by Kona's Misty Lip sister, paused and knocked down with the "flaming red lips", and then flew away with a freezing fist...

"Finally, there is no one move..." Xiaoyou burst into tears, "I almost planned to let Geng Gui go on the stage and go directly with him..."

Then in the sixth round, it was finally Xiaoyou's turn to play.

"Come out, Geng Gui!" Facing the Four Heavenly Kings, Xiaoyou didn't dare to play tricks, and dispatched Geng Gui in a regular manner.

"Go, Poké Ball!" On the other side, Kona also took out his sixth Pokémon.A blue plesiosaur-like elf with a thorny carapace on its back, rides a dragon.

"You actually took out a vehicle...?" For a moment, Xiaoyou almost thought that the previous five consecutive victories made Kona underestimate the enemy, but Xiaoyou quickly shook his head and got rid of this unrealistic idea. "(Geng Gui, use first) the shadow ball (test)!"

"Koujie!" Geng Guiguai yelled and flew up, quickly condensed two purple-black energy balls and threw them one after the other.

"Ride the dragon, use the freezing light!"

With an order from Ke Na, Cheng Long raised his head and opened his mouth, and a white-blue light like electric current shot out directly, blowing up two shadow balls like a catastrophe, and then went straight towards Geng Gui without diminishing momentum.However, Geng Gui quickly disappeared into the air under Xiaoyou's order (commanded by mental power), and the freezing light hit the empty space.

"Chenglong, use Blizzard!" Just as Geng Gui disappeared, Kona's voice sounded immediately.And Chenglong also yelled immediately, and a strong wind mixed with ice particles and snowflakes swept the entire battle field. Geng Gui, who had just disappeared and hadn't hid underground, was exposed by the blizzard. .

"Mental disturbance!"

A light red light beam shot out quickly from the horn on the dragon's head, right in the middle of Geng Gui who was staggered by the blizzard in the air, Geng Gui immediately let out a strange cry, and fell to the ground with a thud...

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