Pokemon the wrong way

The next day, the support troops from Team Rocket arrived at Citrus Island...an unnamed island nearby, and Xiaoyou had already been waiting here dressed as "Captain Lily Fragrance".

The Rockets team has two elite teams, but the team leader unfortunately does not have Yui Kinoshita, Xiaoyou's acquaintance - she is still trapped in the file hell of the deputy head of the branch, but three pure men...

To be precise, it's a pure man, a little boy and a wretched uncle.

The commander of one of the two teams is a duo, consisting of a blond and strong Hampson who looks like Ma Zhishi, the trainer of the gymnasium in Dead Leaf City, and a handsome gray-haired young man Baxiu. The Rockets elite uniform is the same dark gray as Xiaoyou, but has a very different style. Posen’s uniform looks like a sleeveless vest, exposing two muscular arms, and he looks like a tough guy; while Posen is dressed in a short-sleeved jacket and He wore a dark blue tights under the flared pants, wrapping himself tightly.

The leader of the other team is an uncle named Lambda.Lambda has a purple hair with a big back in the middle, a combination of small crew cuts on both sides, a goatee of the same color, and drooping corners of the eyes, bringing the whole person's temperament in a wretched direction.As for the uniforms they wear, they are the same black tops, trousers and white gloves and boots as the general team members, but the style is much more gorgeous than ordinary soldiers, with gold and red trims on the edges of the tops, gloves and boots.

"Ah, this must be the famous Captain Lily Xiang, I've admired him for a long time!" Different from his obscene appearance, Lambda seems to have a surprisingly enthusiastic personality, and he smiles and flirts with him when he meets him. "Captain Lily Xiang has made great achievements recently, and this important task is also presided over by you, the captain. You are really highly regarded by Boss Sakagi. If you have any orders, just give them an order. Uncle, my team and I will definitely go all out! "

"Hmph..." Just as Xiaoyou was dealing with the over-enthusiastic Uncle Lambda with cold sweat on his head, a cold snort came from the team of Baxiu and Pusen.

"It's just a matter of deceiving the boss's trust with rhetoric, and being lucky enough to complete one or two tasks, what's the big deal." Baxiu, with his gray hair pricked up like ears on both sides, put his hands in front of his chest, A look of disdain.

"Oh, what's going on here?" Uncle Lambda tried to smooth things over with a smile on his face, "Everyone is a member of Team Rocket, we must unite with each other..."

"I'm sorry," Baxiu said with a cold face, not intending to show face at all, "The Rockets are not a white-collar company, we follow the law of the jungle..."

"That's right," Pusen, who was wearing sunglasses, also yelled loudly, "If you want us to obey orders, it's useless to rely on rhetoric, you have to show your strength!"

"you……"

"Oh?" Stretching out his hand to stop the wretched uncle who wanted to say something, Xiaoyou narrowed his eyes and looked at Baxiu and Pusen, "Then, how can I prove my strength to the two of you?"

"Ha, that's easy!" Pusen showed off his well-developed biceps, and grinned, "As long as the elves can defeat the two of us, we will have nothing to say!"

"Hehe, I wish I had said this earlier..." Xiaoyou raised the corners of her mouth and smiled Geng Gui style at the two Rockets elites, "Then to save time, you two will go up together and have a doubles match ?”

……

The Rockets players on the scene spread out and formed a loose rectangle. Xiaoyou and Bashompsen stood in this not-so-standard rocky field.

"You will pay the price for your contempt..." Baxiu sneered and threw the elf ball, "Big Steel Snake!"

The Big Steel Snake, the evolution of the Big Rock Snake, the body originally made of rugged rocks has now been replaced by a harder steel body. A dozen or so large steel spikes protrude from the huge body of more than ten meters long, making it even more impressive. Powerful and domineering.It’s just that in Xiaoyou’s eyes, the big steel snake’s head seems too big and flat, and it’s not as good-looking as the big rock snake before evolution...

"Come on, armor bird!" Pusen also released his elf.Xiao You, an elf with cascading steel wings, fangs and sharp claws, has seen it from Sister Ol in the White Feather Gym—an incredible creature that can fly in the sky with an iron armor...

"Both are steel-type..." Xiaoyou looked at the two little elves who looked stiff at first glance, and sighed, "Would it be too bullying if I just put two fire-types out..."

"What's the matter, can't you be scared?" Posen stood opposite and challenged, "It's still too late to regret it now!"

"Forget it, just warm up before the mission..." Xiaoyou took out two elf balls, and gently tossed one in each hand, "Go, Abo monster, Helujia!"

"Big Steel Snake, use Sacrifice!"

"Armor bird, use metal tone!"

As soon as Xiaoyou released the elves, Baxiu and Pusen let their elves attack without saying hello, which is very Team Rocket style.The big steel snake twisted its huge body and charged towards it with a dazzling white light all over its body, while the armored bird flew into the air, its wings like layers of steel plates vibrating at high speed, and continued to make harsh metallic noises.

It's just that as the opponent of the two, Xiaoyou is not a guy with integrity.Faced with the start of the two people's sneak attack, Xiaoyou didn't say anything, but actually used his mental power to command and issue the order as soon as he threw the poke ball: "(Abo monster, use the fire tooth to attack Hei Lujia—that’s right, Hei Lujia gently rubbed it! Hei Lujia, take advantage of the armor bird’s ability to read skills on the spot and directly give it a big move!)”

Ignoring the big steel snake rushing over aggressively - it will take a few seconds for this guy to rush over at a sighing speed - the huge purple cobra opened its mouth wide, and the sharp and long fangs ignited fire, gently Bite on the back of the black hound with severe bone hyperplasia. Because of the deliberate release of water, the fangs only hit the rib-shaped armor, but the flames on the fangs circled around the black hound before being absorbed Go in; while Hei Lujia raised his head high, opened his mouth to the big metal bird in mid-air and sprayed out a fiery flame that was divided into five prongs and shaped like the character "big"...

"Boom!" The Armored Bird, which was attacking others, did not expect to be attacked by a counterattack. Unprepared, it was hit by Hei Lujia's large characters, and suddenly fell to the ground screaming in the flames of the violent explosion...

Well, Hei Lujia is good at the special attack attribute, but the special defense attribute of the armored bird is so-so; Hei Lujia's big-character explosion itself has a lot of damage, plus a series of bonuses such as fire-igniting characteristics, skills of this department, and badge attributes. The bird sadly received twice the damage of the fire-type skills... Oh, it seems that the attack just now triggered the 20% extra damage of the 50% chance of the combined effect of the glass badge?

So this blow directly made the armored bird get a fast food lunch - to be precise, being able to keep the "corpse" intact instead of being directly beaten into a mosaic is enough to show the tenacity of the armored bird...

"Armor bird! How is it possible!" Of course, this result was not within Baxiu's expectations.

At this time, the giant steel snake with white light, sparkling smoke, billowing smoke and dust with astonishing momentum but relatively fast speed finally rushed to the front of Abo Monster and Hei Lujia.It's just that the big steel snake that has become 1v2 can no longer create much pressure:

"(Abo uses digging, Heluga creates a vortex of flames in front of him!)"

As Hei Lujia spewed raging flames again, a small tornado formed by flames blocked the big steel snake, causing the big steel snake to slow down.But the Abo monster burrowed into the ground like drilling sand, and rushed out from under the slowed-down big steel snake a few seconds later, throwing the big steel snake staggering all at once.

Well, considering the difference in size, we can't expect Abo to push a large iron block more than ten meters long into the air at once...

However, making the big steel snake lose its balance also achieved its goal. Under Xiaoyou's order, the black bone armored hound came out of the flame vortex, spraying flames directly on the big steel snake's face, and the Abo monster After getting out of the ground, he didn't stay idle, he opened his mouth and spit out a ball of black mud, which hit the big steel snake and exploded...

By the way, Arbor's small fire system is really admirable: poisonous needles, acid, smoke, mud-Arbor, what do you usually eat...

As for the big steel snake who was so excited?Well... are you dead?

Boom!

The heavy body of the big steel snake fell straight on the ground, and its tail twitched symbolically twice—dead...

……

"How are you two?" Xiaoyou looked at the pale-faced two Rockets elites with a smile, "Is the strength of the two captains enough for the two captains?"

"Uh..." Baxiu and Pusen looked at each other.This seems to be wrong with the agreed script, doesn't it?As elite members, shouldn't they fight for [-] to [-] rounds regardless of the outcome, and then shake hands with each other in sympathy? Not only will my team regain the right to speak in this mission, but also let Boss Sakagi see the outstanding strength of the two of them. right...

But being dropped in seconds so cleanly like this...the two couldn't help but start imagining the reaction of Boss Sakagi: "Baxiu and Pusen...those two trash who can't even hold Lily Fragrance for a round? That kind of Guys are worthless, let them see the warehouse!"

The two had the urge to hug each other and shout "What a disgusting feeling!"...

Fortunately, at this time, Uncle Lambda gave them a temporary relief with a bluff: "Ah, Captain Lily Xiang! That's... the airship of the Phantom Group, right?"

ps: Thanks to Baxiu and Mr. Pusen of the Rockets, for selflessly dedicating their morals to the author Cavin...

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