Pokemon the wrong way

On the shore of Asia Island, in the water, on the ice, and in the air, all kinds of wild elves gathered in groups, watching from afar the battle in the air with the gods and beasts as the protagonists, which they could not intervene .And this scene was captured by a camera protruding from a small helicopter in the sky, and broadcast live to TV screens in various places, and to the eyes of all audiences who followed this important event.

"Although they may not be able to do anything, they can't do nothing..." This is the explanation given by Dr. Uchigi, the scientist of the sexy royal sister, who was sitting in the helicopter with Dr. Oki.

"The wild elves may not be able to do anything..." A clear voice sounded with a hint of electronic horn, "But we can do something!"

"This, this is!?" Under the surprised eyes of the small helicopter crew, a slender airship quickly flew out from the mountains of Asia Island, with a bright red "r" letter on the head of the airship on the black It is particularly eye-catching under the background color - anyway, changing the "p" of the phantom group to "r" only needs to add one stroke...

"To prevent the world from being destroyed—"

"In order to maintain world peace—"

Two voices, one high and one low, speaking inexplicable lines, came from the airship's horn.

"Oh oh oh!" Behind the altar, behind a large rock on the top of the cliff, Musashi and Kojiro pressed their palms together with emotion, "That's our line..."

"We are Team Rocket across the galaxy!"

"Dark justice is carried out by us!"

Boom!Musashi Kojiro and the two fell to the ground.

"The line is wrong! And why has it shrunk so much!"

Inside the airship, Baxiu and Pusen stood in front of the microphone holding the manuscript paper with pained faces: "Ho, you actually said it... so embarrassing..."

"Stop complaining, and read the lines if you lose the punch." Xiaoyou stood on the podium and said loudly, "The first team, the second team, and the third team of the combat team attack! The collection team is on standby!"

Following Xiaoyou's order, a row of oval black objects flew out from both sides of the airship.As the distance between these things quickly narrowed, it could be clearly seen that they were about twenty ultra-small black hot air balloons that resembled the rocket team's airship, with "r" printed on them as usual.Below each hot air balloon is a gondola that can only accommodate one person, and a rocket player in uniform stands inside, and two small turboprops are installed on the left and right outer frames of the gondola.Judging from the incongruous colors, these propellers were obviously installed temporarily. Thanks to these additional equipment, the shortcoming of the hot air balloon's slow speed was greatly compensated, and the Rockets were able to quickly approach the three gods in the melee.

bang bang bang-

Big-billed sparrow, big-needle wasp, big-billed bat, little magneto... all kinds of elves with flying ability were released by the rocket team members on the hot air balloon.Through the walkie-talkie temporarily placed on the elves, the rocket team commanded the elves to spread out, surrounded the three legendary elves, and used disruptive skills such as poisonous needles, ultrasonic waves, and electromagnetic waves from a distance.

"Gah!" The three legendary elves showed great indignation at the annoying fish who dared to disturb their "one-vs-two" feat again (it is estimated that each of the three gods thought so), and immediately turned their enemies into allies again, Turning the gun to point at Team Rocket's elves, they bombarded with full firepower, and for a while, flames, frost, and lightning flew all over the sky.

However, the Rockets who dared to challenge the "gods" would naturally not be without countermeasures. The formation of the elves stood extremely scattered at the beginning, and then further dispersed after launching a round of harassing attacks. Although the divine bird's attack was powerful, it was not so exaggerated that it was overwhelming and inevitable. Except for the two slow-moving last-entry moths and the little magnetite, all the other elves successfully avoided the attack of the three divine birds. attack.And those two point-backed little elves were simply taken back into the elf ball by a red light with an extremely unscrupulous owner, and then they were released again...

——Anyway, it's not a battle between trainers, and the Rockets are not a law-abiding three-good organization. Who told you so many rules?

"Armor bird, use the steel wings!"

"Magnetic self-exploding, one hundred thousand volts!"

Different from the general team members who can only contain harassment, the steel friends Baxiu and Posen, who were riding in a captain-level gray hot air balloon one size larger, released the armored bird and a small metal flying saucer without fear. The elf, took the initiative to face the blue freezing bird...

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There was a lively fight outside, but Xiaoyou still stayed in the airship, with a telescope in one hand and a walkie-talkie in the other, receiving the latest information from Xiaozhi.

"Only appear... the commander of the show... get the treasures... appease the wrath of the gods..." With a strange high-pitched voice, Xiaoyou wondered if it was the dumb hippopotamus that appeared at the altar with a shell biting its head. say.

"I have already obtained two... trainers..." The boy's voice should be that of the sullen boy Xiaojian.

"...It's Xiaozhi!?" The familiar girl's voice was unmistakable to Xiaoxia.

"...Nonsense." Listening to the unclear but bloody dialogue, Xiao You curled her lips secretly, "If it's not the protagonist, who else..."

"Wait, wait a minute!" But unexpectedly, Xiaozhi flinched. "I want to be... but something like saving the world..."

Ah la la... It seems that a hot-blooded idiot can also be rational.Xiaoyou expressed understanding and even approval of Xiaozhi's performance, which is the reaction of a normal person.

At this time, another local girl who was with Xiaozhi whispered something, and then took out a flute with a strange shape (probably a flute...) and played it by her mouth.

Although I don't know exactly what kind of tune it is, but after the flute sounded for a while, a waterspout shining with colorful light broke through the ice layer and rushed into the air again, and the one surrounded by the three god birds fell to the ground. The god of the sea, Rogia, is full of health again, and even reappeared with an extra "brilliant" buff...

Lugia, who was shining all over his body, hovered in front of Xiaozhi and his party,

"what happened?"

"...Does that mean I am a representative of humanity?"

"Going to...there?"

"I……"

"Pikachu~Pika~"

"Aw~ Gulu~ da na~" (messy elf voice)

"Everyone……"

"I'm... a messy person..."

"Go save the world...go do it!"

"Damn it! Did that soulless elf brainwash the idiot Xiaozhi!?" Xiaoyou stared dumbfounded at Lugia, who just stared at Xiaozhi and let out a burst of "divine light". He ran out and yelled a few times, and then... Xiaozhi suddenly lit up!Stand up without hesitation and save the world!Going to run across the battlefield where the Sanshen Bird and the Rockets are flying bullets to the Ice Island!

"It's really unscientific... Forget it." Xiaoyou threw down the binoculars, turned around and walked off the podium. "If Auntie Hanako knew that I watched this idiot die alone, she would definitely chase me down with a kitchen knife..."

"Order the collection team to attack! If you have the opportunity, go and collect the genetic samples of the three god birds! The airship is on standby as the base, ready to meet the attack personnel!" After leaving behind the basic operators, Xiaoyou walked towards hatch, "Uncle Lambda, you attack with me too!"

"Okay!" The wretched uncle replied with a playful smile, "But I'm really not an uncle..."

Arriving at the outer cabin door in the middle of the airship, Xiaoyou took out windproof glasses and put them on her head instead of taking a hot air balloon, then took out a poke ball and released a Bi Diao.

"Captain Lily Xiang!" Lambda stopped Xiaoyou, "Are you going to go out to fight on a Bi Diao?"

"Yeah." Xiaoyou nodded, "The Fossil Pterosaur is too famous as the elf of the trainer Zhou Fangyou, so it's inconvenient to ride it out."

"Hey..." The uncle smiled and took out an elf ball marked with the letter "r" from his pocket, "Boss Sakagi also expected this, so he specially asked me to bring this elf ball..."

"Boss Sakagi lent this to you, Captain Lily Xiang. The elves inside will absolutely obey your orders. As the elite captain of the Rockets, riding an ordinary elf like Bi Diao is not in line with your status!"

"Eh...is that so?" Xiaoyou hesitated for a moment, took the poke ball and threw it out...

"Roar—~" With a roar, a huge elf with bright colors appeared in front of Xiaoyou.

"This, this little elf..." Xiaoyou looked at this little elf, eyes full of shining little stars. "It looks amazing!"

Without saying a word, Xiaoyou threw the universal riding saddle on the elf's back. Under Xiaoyou's request, the magical system props became completely different from before. A few belts were simply wrapped around the elf's strong torso. Then Xiaoyou turned over and jumped on the elf's broad back, grabbed the belt at hand and fixed it on her waist, and signaled Lambda to open the outer door of the airship——

"Imperial Lily Fragrance, Wing Type Zero Gundam Kai, attack!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Lambda looked at Xiaoyou who excitedly rode out on the elf, smiled and sighed, turned and got into A gray hot air balloon waved its hand to indicate to the logistics staff that it was about to launch, and at the same time reached out to touch its waist, and took out six Poké Balls in one breath...

"The two boys, Baxiu and Pusen, are not enough to watch... It seems that the uncle can't be lazy."

"Uh, no! I'm only 29 years old!!"

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