Pokemon the wrong way

"Woo... that's unscientific!" Ms. Joy, the newly promoted league prosecutor who once again showed the appearance of "frustrated and bent forward" after the second-game losing streak, wailed unwillingly. "Isn't it said that justice will eventually defeat evil..."

"...Miss Joy, is there any misunderstanding caused by poor communication between us?" Xiaoyou looked helplessly at the happy nurse pretending to be a prosecutor, and continued to speak in Sakagi's deep tone, " You see yourself as an agent of justice, leaving aside... why do you see yourself as the evil party?"

Although in a sense, Miss Joy, you are basically right...

"Of course it's because you've neglected your duties and left the gym for a long time, causing trouble to the trainers in Tokiwa City!" Speaking of the guilt of "Gym trainer Sakagi", Miss Joy immediately resurrected on the spot again.

"...In order to maintain the convincing prestige and strength of the gymnasium, it is an obligation to go out regularly for practice." Xiaoyou, who had learned the relevant knowledge in advance because of Miss Joy's visit, replied calmly , "And the time I spend going out is also within the scope of the alliance's rules and regulations on the elf gymnasium. There is no such thing as negligence."

"Huh?" Miss Joy was taken aback.

"The alliance's Gym Management Regulations stipulate that the Gym must remain open for more than half of the time in a year." Xiaoyou said sincerely, "I strictly abide by this rule, and the time I go out for practice does not exceed half of the time." , plus the time spent in charge of the gymnasium by the disciple (looking at "Maiya"), should exceed two-thirds, this should not constitute a crime of dereliction of duty."

"Ah... is, is that so...?" A drop of cold sweat fell from the top of Miss Joy's head.

"Since Miss Joy is the prosecutor of the alliance, she should not be the kind of dull person with shallow knowledge and ignorance, who is not even familiar with the relevant regulations of the alliance..." Xiao You took it for granted. "Was it bewitched by someone with ulterior motives?"

"Ah, ah haha..." The pink head was sweating profusely.

"In fact, I have some opinions on the current situation of the operation of many gymnasiums in Kanto." Xiaoyou, who gave full play to her acting skills, changed into an expression of worrying about the country and the people in a blink of an eye. "Many well-known gymnasiums with a long history and inheritance have never carried forward the popularity accumulated by their ancestors, but instead, they have been sitting in the shadow of the rest, not thinking about making progress, and even idle about and not doing their jobs...Nibi Gymnasium in Nibi City, gymnasium training The home changes frequently, and the gym trainer has been replaced twice within half a year. Whether their strength is enough to support the gym is worrying... The three Hualan sisters in Hualan City are well-known, but the source of their fame is the sensational water ballet Dramatic performances in water, so many trainers now only know the Hualan Aquarium but not the Hualan Gym..."

"Ah...uh..." Miss Joy's eyes began to faintly show patterns like mosquito coils.

"In the Rainbow Gym in Rainbow City, the trainers in the gym run the largest perfume store in the city. It is unfair to even reject the trainers who don't like perfume... The Red Lotus Gym in Honglian Island, The trainer of the gymnasium even closed the gymnasium due to the influence of personal emotions, his whereabouts are unknown, and he even ignored the collapse of the gymnasium building due to years of disrepair..."

"..." Wisps of white water vapor slowly rose from the top of Miss Joy's pink head.

"In addition, there are Street Fighter Gym suspected to be occupied by unscrupulous gangsters, the Light Red Gym that built the Gym in the deep mountains and set up traps to tease the trainers, and the Dopp Gym that makes deals with the challenged trainers in private... These are good and bad. The Gym is Ms. Joey, you should..."

boom!A large puff of water vapor burst out from Miss Joy's head, and she fell to the ground with her two mosquito coils turned...

"..." Xiaoyou stopped talking, looked at Ms. Joy who was in shock, and gave a thumbs up to "Maiya Hisau" who was standing aside. "Done."

"It's amazing how you speak." Wearing a navy blue suit and dressed as "Maiya", the new secretary of Sakagi's boss, Ms. Matori's face was full of admiration. "As expected of Captain Lily Xiang..."

……

"Wuuuu...I've been blaming you all the time, Mr. Banmu!" At the gate of the Viking Gym, Ms. Joey looked excited, and tightly held the hand of "Excellent Gym Trainer Sakagi" with tears in her eyes. "Although it looks a bit vicious, you are actually the real role model among gym trainers! I was too immature to be confused by baseless rumors..."

"Where." The boss Sakagi, played by Xiaoyou, responded very cooperatively, "Miss Joy, as the prosecutor of the alliance, is willing to travel thousands of miles to the gymnasium to verify the authenticity of a rumor. This serious and responsible attitude Equally admirable.”

Miss Joy: "Mr. Banmu, you are really overrated..."

"Sakagi": "No no..."

Miss Joy: "bilibili..."

"Sakagi": "Balabala..."

(Dianniang deleted 7000+ words here because it was too chatty and the content was not nutritious and lacklustre.. So it was originally a [-]-character chapter..)

Features: Mouth cannon lv2 upgrade!Mouth cannon lvmax: The effect of bluffing, persuasion, speech and other actions is enhanced by 200%.It can be added to the performance characteristics of each other. (When you are really short of money, try to make some crutches, wheelchairs or stretchers and sell them to passers-by...)

———Frozen Light———

"たとえ火の中水の中水の中草の中森の中..." (Note 1)

On the country road leading to Zhenxin Town, a cute teenager wearing a cool and playful blouse and a purple ponytail is humming a pleasant little tune while carrying a small travel backpack.Behind...he was dragging a huge suitcase with rollers that stood up to the height of a person.

The authentic Boss Sakagi returned the day after Ms. Joey left the Viking Gym, that is, four days after Xiaoyou acted as an agent for the Gym.During this period, excluding the few lucky ones who got the badges, a total of 32 bear children generously and selflessly contributed their own strength to the debt repayment cause of a certain puppet girl. They were exchanged in the side mission rewards that automatically ended after Boss Sakagi returned. Here came the shiny 8000 ocean...plus the visit of the prosecutor Miss Joy, the system added a "hidden task" belatedly, and got a bonus of 3000 yuan, and the debt of 2 yuan was suddenly reduced More than half.

And what really made Xiaoyou sing the ditty happily was the gift from Boss Sakagi.After Yameng’s egg finished the final adjustment, and the orange archipelago specialty gift pack of the Meow Meow trio was also sent to the Viking Gym, the boss Sakagi who didn’t know what happened during his business trip was very generous and gave Xiaoyou an extra gift. Reward: A portable mini-Pokeball teleporter that comes with a secret code that connects to Team Rocket's Pokémon Primordial House, and a thick red envelope.

The small teleporter is a newly developed lightweight version of the rocket team's scientific research department. It was developed to facilitate the elite troops to replace the elves at any time in a combat situation. As an unscrupulous trainer who carries 17 elf balls with him, this thing is simply for the little ones. The body is average--in fact, this portable teleporter was proposed after Xiaoyou completed the Rogia mission and the Rockets' prestige soared. It was the only one produced in just a few days A sample machine - the system has proven itself to be a scam, and occasionally do something good...

As for the thick red envelope, it was much more real: inside were neatly bundled 10000 yuan bills—debts were cleared instantly, and there was a balance of nearly 1000 yuan, and the deficit era came to an end again.

The so-called happiness came too suddenly. Not long after the negative number in the money column of the system menu was eliminated, the sales amount of 32400 yuan from the dyed fruit in Rainbow City finally came to the account. Afterwards, Zhou Fangyou, the trainer of Zhenxin Town, finally returned to the ranks of petty bourgeoisie...

……

"Soil の Zhongyun の中あのコのスカートの中......"

"Ah, isn't this Xiaoyou from Mrs. Yakumo's house?" A soft and gentle voice came from Xiaoyou's side, "Are you back from the Orange League?"

Hearing the voice, Xiaoyou turned her head and saw a beautiful woman with red hair, wearing home clothes, gentle and charming, full of Yamato Nadeshiko temperament no less than her father (...), standing not far away Chu greeted herself with a smile, and behind her was a brightly colored little elf with wrinkled skin and a wretched figure, carrying a vegetable basket...

It is the famous beauty in Zhenxin Town, Xiaozhi's single mother, Zhou Fang Yakumo's close friend (Fog), Dr. Oki's rumored lover (Dawu)... Aunt Hanako.She is accompanied by a super-powered elf sucker puppet who is said to be "conquered" by her motherly brilliance—every time she sees this thing, Xiaoyou will feel that her Shanaido is actually very cute...

"Hello, Auntie Huazi." Xiaoyou stepped forward to greet her politely, and of course emphasized some things in vain. "Um, I'm the 'son' of 'Mr. Yakumo''s family..."

"Ah, ah... I'm sorry." Hanako smiled apologetically, "When chatting with Yakumota... Mr., I always unconsciously ignore his gender..."

"Ahaha..." Xiaoyou couldn't think of any expression to use other than a smile at this time.

"Kou Jie Kou Jie." Geng Gui also came out from the shadow with a strange smile and waved his claws at Hua Zi.

"Ah la la, Geng Gui, long time no see." Hanako smiled and bent down to pat Geng Gui's head--the mother's halo for elves is unrestricted to kill all attributes, the effect is outstanding and comes with 99% The chance of a knowing hit...

"Kou Jie!" Excited Geng Gui stuck out his long, blood-red tongue straight at Aunt Hanako's face, and then was blocked by the sucker puppet with a reflective shield—the movements of the two elves were like rehearsed Generally precise and tacit understanding.

"Mouth and mouth..."

"Balibali..." Gengar and the sucker golem stared at each other with fierce expressions on their curious faces, and invisible sparks jumped between the two elves.

"Ah, the relationship between Geng Ghost and Sucker Golem is still so good..." Aunt Hanako expressed no pressure on this.

"This is not called relationship, okay..." Xiaoyou didn't quite understand whether the two were just at odds with each other or if they were incompatible with each other. Anyway, it would probably happen like this when they met each other.

"Mouth!"

"Barry!" The two curiosity-seeking elves stared at each other and took a step forward——

puff.

"Mouth?"

"Barry?"

The two elves seem to have stepped on something...

"What's the matter, Geng Ghost?" Xiaoyou approached the two elves curiously, "You didn't step on the big... eh?"

At the feet of the two elves, there was a dark-skinned human in a dirty cloak...

"...Xiao Gang!?" Xiaoyou and Aunt Huazi hurried forward to help Xiao Gang up. "Xiao Gang, why are you here? Didn't you stay in Daigan Island?"

"Please... please..." Xiao Gang, who had lost a lot of weight and looked extremely haggard, slowly raised one arm and shook it, making a weak voice like a dying person. "Please...don't ask..."

Note 1: The first theme song of Pokemon Unprinted Chapter. .In the opening animation, the skirt-wearing demon Pikachu jumping out from between the girl's short legs is the biggest highlight of the whole process (heavy fog). .

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