Pokemon the wrong way

"Uh, what is this place..." After riding a Duduli along the road to the "large building with many human beings" that Bi Diao said, Xiaoyou found that this place is really...a slightly strange place.

Located on the edge of the forest, there is only a sparsely populated path in front of the door. The architectural style of the civil structure is like an ancient house hundreds of years ago, but there are bursts of noise behind the high courtyard wall...

"This place reminds me of the Light Red Gym..." Xiaoyou frowned slightly and looked at the thick wooden gate in front of her. "Wouldn't it be that wooden stakes, buckets, etc. would come crashing down on me as soon as I pushed the door?"

After thinking about it, Xiaoyou decided to change to a "safer" method to satisfy her curiosity.Taking out the poke ball and taking back Duduli, Xiaoyou went to the wall and took out another poke ball...

"(Xanaiduo, use your mind power on me to raise me up slowly.)"

As a result, a purple ponytail slowly appeared on the wall of the courtyard...

"Well, it doesn't look like a gymnasium..." Xiaoyou, who was suspended in mid-air by Xanadu's super power, poked half of his head out of the wall, and looked at the scene in the yard.In the spacious compound, a simple battle field was drawn with white lime, a Nido King and a Haoli were fighting "passionately" on the field - after all, Xiaoyou only saw them two It looks like they have been playing philosophical wrestling; there are all kinds of exercise equipment around the yard, and a dozen elves are doing various moves or physical exercises with their owners...

Well, that's right.The elf trainers here are all very strangely doing the same exercise as their elves: one trainer is lifting a barbell with his elf Rumble Rock, which is a very easy weight for Rumble Rock This little fat man's face was flushed; on the other side, two teenagers were drinking and punching with their own Shawaran and Abby Lang...

"...doing this make sense for training?" Xiaoyou, who was lying on the wall, was in a cold sweat.

Those trainers who lift weights, jump rope and run with the elves are fine, but what kind of trouble is that girl over there, chopping wood with the flying mantis with an ax... If you are brave enough, use your hands...

"Well, depending on the situation, this place shouldn't be a mechanical castle like the Light Red Gym. It shouldn't be dangerous to enter from the main entrance... Xanadu, you can let me down." Xiaoyou, who was planning this, was about to withdraw her head...

"what!!"

Suddenly, a crimson figure jumped out from the bushes beside the wall—the inner side—and headed straight for Xiaoyou’s still-retracted head——

"Ugh!"

There was a muffled bang, and Xiaoyou received a firm blow on the forehead, and fell down from the wall with a scream.

"Who is it!" A majestic shout came from inside the courtyard wall, followed by the sound of chaotic footsteps.

"(Come back, Xanadu!)" Xiaoyou, who fell on the ground, took the Lich Star back into the elf ball as quickly as possible, "(Geng Gui, come out, use hypnotism towards the gate! The content is...)"

Since passing through the bewildered forest full of ghost stones and Gengars, Xiaoyou has discovered a new use of the skill of hypnotism besides putting the elf into a sleep state.And now the hypnotism used by Geng Gui, who came out of the shadow, is this new application: creating hallucinations...

Soon the gate of the courtyard was opened, and several teenagers and girls ran out led by a grey-haired, moustache uncle wearing a retro samurai uniform with long sleeves.As soon as the group of people came out of the gate, they saw Geng Gui whose eyes were glowing red, and then lowered their heads, only to notice that the upper part of the head lying beside Geng Gui was blown away, and the blood mixed with the brain The horrific corpses scattered all over the place...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa than-a-!

"W-how could this happen!?" The mustache uncle behaved a little better, but his face was still ashen, "It's impossible for Zhengzong to hit such a heavy hand..."

"Master, master, master!" A boy with a flat head trembled in his calves and asked in a crying voice, "What should we do!?"

"...Anyway," the mustache uncle took several deep breaths and managed to calm down, "Anyway, send someone to the town first and call Miss Junsha..."

"Well, don't bother..."

"!!"

Under the horrified eyes of everyone, the horrible corpse on the ground sat up slowly, stretched out a bloody hand, and touched the top of the head that no longer existed: "It's just for a glance, there's no need to do it so hard." hand?"

"Ghost!!" This time, even several boys were frightened and fainted.

"Ah, that's right." The "corpse" opened its mouth, as if thinking of something, "Geng Gui, let's break the hypnosis..."

"Koujie..." The red light in Geng Gui's eyes gradually dissipated, and the bearded uncle and the others realized that the corpse that had been looking curious just now had now turned into a "girl" with purple ponytails, reaching out to touch her. With a bulging bump on my forehead...

———Hypnotism———

"I'm so sorry..." In the living room of the house, Muramasa, an uncle with a mustache dressed in an ancient samurai costume, was apologizing to Xiaoyou in a standard kneeling posture. "Because there happened to be thieves in our place a few days ago, so Zhengzong has been more sensitive recently..."

"Well, it's okay, it's just a small injury..." Xiaoyou, who had a big ok bandage on her head, waved her hands and said with a smile.The use of hypnotism to scare people was interpreted as Geng Gui's arbitrary mischief without the trainer's instructions...

"Well, although it's a little presumptuous, I still want to ask..." Uncle Muramasa leaned forward slightly, "May I ask you, little Youjun, do you believe in the importance of data for elf battles?"

"Data?" Xiaoyou was taken aback, "Does it mean ability values ​​and attributes? Of course those things are useful..."

"That's good..." Muramasa nodded, and then said seriously, "In that case, I have a merciless request... Can I invite you to have an elf battle with my son—in the name of a data-type trainer? "

"...Nani?"

"Actually it's like this..."

In the explanation of the previous situation.

It turned out that when Uncle Mustache Village was young, he had won many league championships. When he got older, he returned to his hometown to open such an elf dojo, and passed on his experience to young rookie trainers. .It’s just that he may be too focused on the management of the dojo and neglect the family education policy. The uncle’s son Xinwu has become a practitioner of extreme data flow—so extreme that he thinks that elves don’t need to fight, and the victory can be determined by comparing the data. Negative... However, my son has a powerful elf that he has carefully cultivated for him, and none of the newcomer trainers in the same dojo is a match for Shingo, which makes the uncle's persuasion completely ineffective.

The uncle, who failed in persuading his education, had no choice but to play a guest bandit king, hiding on the forest path and using his own giant pincer mantis "authentic" to pretend to attack passing trainers, hoping to find a trainer who can defeat Xinwu and let his son "" Suddenly awakened" and "set foot on the right path" again...

Then, Uncle Muramasa, who had been squatting on the mountain for a few days, met Xiaozhi...

Under the light of the main protagonist's halo, Shingo, a man who relied on data analysis to fight, decisively lost to the wild animal intuition style of the hot-blooded idiot trainer Xiaozhi, and Xingo also successfully realized that the battle between elves is actually very exciting. Very passionate thing, everyone is happy da☆ze...

Weird.

Since that day, Xinwu children's shoes did not rely on information anymore, but it seemed that they had changed too much and went to the other extreme...Now Xinwu seems to be a passionate fool like Xiaozhi, running to the office every morning. Going to "practice" in the forest, meeting everyone with three words and fighting against elves, and the stronger disciples in the dojo were almost "beaten" according to three meals...

"...So I would like to trouble you, let Shingo calm down a little..." Muramasa put his hands on the tatami and bowed deeply to Xiaoyou.

Don't get rid of the extreme data flow otaku with great difficulty, but turn around and become a reckless and passionate idiot again-this is probably what Uncle Muramasa didn't say.

Side Quest: Everything in moderation!Defeat Xinwu with data analysis tactics.Reward: Elf naming function (already paid in advance, if the task fails, the reward will be withdrawn)

"Oh! Put it on me!"

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