Pokemon the wrong way

"Wow!"

Xiaoyou turned sideways nimbly, avoiding a small burst of flames sprayed towards her: "Uh, can't the Nine Lamas do it too?"

The golden fox elf shook her nine fluffy and soft tails gracefully, and turned her head with disdain.

"Well, Naruto is not good, and Kurama is not satisfied..." Xiao You smiled and touched the curly hair on the top of his head, "What kind of name do you want to satisfy you?"

"Ugh..."

……

Leaving the elf dojo in the forest, the mustache uncle who failed in family education, and the boy infected with the Xiaozhi virus, Xiaoyou is now walking on the field road with his own elf Nine Tails and Geng Gui. That leaves the issue of naming permissions.

There are a total of six naming rights, and the feature that the attributes will drop if you don’t call the name after naming, which determines that the named elf is basically no longer suitable for use in situations other than the trainer mode——Alliance Trainers and Team Rocket members It is understandable to use the same elf, but if the same elf still has the same name, it is purely treating others as idiots... So after a little consideration, Xiaoyou decided to use the naming rights for those who often The ones who played in the official game were those elves who already had a certain popularity in the league.

It is worth mentioning that naming an elf seems to require the approval of the elf itself, and because of the characteristic of spiritual communication, when Xiaoyou decides a name for the elf, the elf can also choose a name for the elf. I vaguely know the general meaning of this name in Xiaoyou's mind—that is to say, Xiaoyou can't just call his elves "Xiaoqiang" and "Wangcai" for the special effects of the attributes after the name. The cheating name...

The name "Shaar" seemed to suit the giant pincer mantis, so it was decided on the spot without any twists and turns; and the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus, the representative of Xiaoyou's powerful elves, rejected such names as "Steel Tank" at the beginning. , "Dayan Mountain" and other mass-produced miscellaneous soldiers or defeated dogs also got the code name of a certain machine warfare special machine; He expressed his satisfaction with the name and image of the monster, completely ignoring that the monster could not fly; as for the Lich star Xanadu, after firmly rejecting the cheating name "Kel'Thuzad", he chose it by accident. Another name that Xiaoyou said casually——but Shanaido, you are a male, you are really a man with this name...?

But here at Kyuubi...

At the beginning, the "white-faced person" was directly shot to death by a jet of flames, and then the "Yuyi Fox", "Tamamoqian", "Naruto", and "Nine Lamas" were all dismissed. "Jiekoujie" smiled strangely and watched the excitement, but after Xiaoyou threatened to name it "Xinba", he became more honest...

However, after many well-known character names were rejected, Xiaoyou couldn't find any famous two-dimensional related foxes for a while... Finally, Xiaoyou had to start looking for the names of those characters with fox attributes...

"Hey... is this okay?"

"Wow!"

"Alright then! That's the name... Anyway, it suits your fire attribute."

"Phew! It's finally done!" Xiaoyou let out a long breath, and put Nine-Tails, who got a satisfactory name, back into the elf ball. "It's your turn next, Geng Gui..."

"... Kou, Koujie?"

"'Shinpachi' doesn't suit you, does it...how about 'wig'?"

"Mouth!"

"Oh? Then 'Licker'..."

"Talk and talk!"

……

Proceeding along the road, even without using elves to travel, it didn't take long for Xiaoyou to arrive at the location of the second Chengdu Gymnasium - Hinopi Town.

When passing through the hillside on the outskirts of Junpi Town, Xiaoyou found a large, strange tree and fruit forest that she had never seen before.I don’t know if these fruit trees are cultivated artificially. The branches and leaves of each tree form two concentric patterns, one big and one small, and they are vaguely divided into several areas. Although the shapes of the fruits in different areas They are all round fruits the size of elf balls, but there are obvious differences in color.

"Could it be a species unique to the Chengdu area?" Xiaoyou stood under a big fruit tree and looked at the green fruit on it. "There are no walls or signs nearby... so it's wild?"

Xiaoyou stretched out her hand, ready to pick a few to try: "Cut off the brown part on the top and you should be able to eat it..."

"Buzzing..." Suddenly, there was a buzzing sound unique to insects from among the leaves, and then a dozen giant black-striped hornets flew out of several nearby trees with a fierce look on their faces, and stopped Xiaoyou. in front of.

"Big Needle Bee?" Xiaoyou looked calmly at a group of insect elves staring at her with obvious malicious eyes, and slowly stretched her hands to her waist, "If Xiaozhi is here, Maybe you guys can show off your power, but you probably didn't pick a good partner today..."

"Heiluga, Nine Tails, Flame Vortex!"

"Wow!"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot to use the name, be careful next time... don't spray me with fire!"

……

After a lot of noise, the dozen or so big needle bees that were showing off fiercely a minute ago have been cooked to half-cooked by the fire skills of the black hound and the golden fox, and they are all black and don't look like they are lying on the fruit tree The next pile became a pile - without effective command, they would just be swarms of bees and brainless pigs when they fought, and the little elves met the hot-hearted pseudonym trainer, and it was an inevitable result to become a mosaic.

"Now there should be no one who can stop us from exploring unknown things..." After contemptuously looking at this group of fully evolved elves with only 5 experience points, Xiaoyou once again reached out to the green fruit on the tree...

"Stop it!" A voice with a slight dialect accent suddenly came from behind.

"..." Xiaoyou frowned slightly and turned around to look, only to see a man who looked no more than five or six years old, with two thin brown braids tied into two circles, and two blushes on his round face. The little girl, with her hips on her hips, is trying to put on a serious reprimand. "You can't pick the mandarin fruit on that tree!"

"Oh, is this fruit called a mandarin fruit?" Xiaoyou raised her hands in a gesture of surrender, "I'm sorry, I thought it was wild because there were no fences or signs here...By the way, this How does the fruit taste?"

"What... what?" The little girl showed an expression as if she had been slashed on the forehead with a knife by a strange force, "You want... to eat round mandarin fruit?"

"Ah, no." Xiaoyou smiled and shook her head, "I'm planning to feed it to my elves, and I'll try it myself after I confirm that it's not poisonous or has any side effects..."

"Mouth!"

Pfft - Geng Gui, who poked his head out and tried to protest, was stepped back into the shadow by Xiao You without changing his face.

"The mandarin fruit is not edible!" The little girl on the opposite side was jumping at this time, "Are you planning to pick the mandarin fruit without even knowing its purpose!?"

"Hey, isn't it for eating?" Xiaoyou looked back at the round fruits hanging on the branches in a different way, "But what else can the fruit do if you don't eat it?"

"The mandarin fruit is what my grandfather used to make the elf ball!" The little girl shouted, "It's not something to eat!"

"What?" Xiaoyou was taken aback, and took out a standard red and white elf ball from her waist, "You said that this tree fruit is for... this elf ball?"

"That's right!" The little girl put her hips on her hips and raised her chest, making an appearance of "I'm very great", "My grandfather is a well-known master of making poke balls! And it's not the ordinary poke balls in your hands, but more A powerful high-level elf ball!"

"..." Xiaoyou blinked expressionlessly.

He looked back at the fruit on the tree—well, it was round, about the size of a poke ball...

Then he took out an empty Poké Ball from his backpack and opened it - the metal structure inside, no matter how you look at it, is full of technological atmosphere, without even a trace of natural growth...

"Use the fruit on the tree to make a poke ball... This, isn't it scientific?"