Pokemon the wrong way

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After walking around the square for a while, Xiao You, who didn't find any rare elves, came to a corner of the square, found a bench and sat down.

In fact, more than half of the people who participated in this elf exchange meeting were not elf trainers who traveled around to challenge the alliance like Xiaoyou, but just lived in nearby cities and held one or two elf trainers. ordinary people.Naturally, what such people exchanged would not be rare items, even the fully evolved Marsh King and the like could already be regarded as excellent quality elves...

"As a result, the exchange meeting can only be regarded as an exhibition, so let's just take a look..." Xiaoyou shook her head, raised her hand and stopped a passing peddler who was selling food and drinks with a tray, "I want two hams Sandwich... eh?"

"Uh..." The blue short-haired peddler wearing a convenience store clerk uniform looked at Xiaoyou and smiled awkwardly. "Afternoon, good afternoon..."

"Oh, isn't this Kojiro? Long time no see." Xiaoyou narrowed her eyes with a smile, and decisively added an order, "Then replace the sandwich with a steak bento, and then order two bottles of juice soda and a hot dog to pack... Money If so, of course it’s an account.”

"Don't be like this, Xiaoyou..." Kojiro almost knelt down with a bitter face, "Our budget is not much..."

"Don't be so stingy, didn't you make a lot of money at the Quartz Conference?" Xiaoyou took the food from the tray without saying a word, "I ran out of money so soon?"

Kojiro lowered his head and pointed at his fingers with an aggrieved face: "Ah, this... Hasn't he produced several high-budget robots in a row recently..."

"It doesn't matter, the leaflet says that this exchange meeting will last for three days." Xiaoyou patted Kojiro on the shoulder, "Even if you have any activities now, just come in with makeup after finishing. Just take out what you have done." The talent in business, the remaining two days are definitely enough for you to make a good fortune."

"That's right, it's okay!" Kojiro thumped the palm of his hand hard, then turned and ran. "Thank you for your reminder, Xiaoyou! I have to tell Musashi and the others to prepare to buy in advance!"

"Yes, I wish you a prosperous business and abundant wealth..."

……

Half an hour later, after eating the bento from Kojiro on the bench, Xiaoyou felt that she had rested enough and went into the crowded area again. Although there was no hope of changing to the rare elf, she had to adjust her mentality Afterwards, it's still fun to go to the market...

"Then, exchange my Lulili for your Ladybug?"

"Okay, it's decided!"

"Lu Lili..." Xiaoyou looked at a pair of brats not far away who tightened their elves into balls and ran towards the communication switch, pouted with a tangled expression.

A blue hamster-like elf like Lu Lili whose forelimbs are so short that they can't be seen in the hair, and can jump around with a fluffy tail, even in Xiaoyou's eyes, he can be regarded as a very cute little elf. elf.But unfortunately, Xiaoyou also saw Lulili's evolutionary Marilou here. The obese oval figure without a neck immediately dispelled Xiaoyou's idea of ​​changing to a water mouse—Xiaoyou is the standard evolutionists say.

"So that cute appearance is a trap? What a cunning little elf!"

Ignoring the brat, Xiaoyou shook his head, and threw the cheating blue mouse out of his head, but out of the corner of his eyes, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a young lady with glasses standing under a tree with a helpless expression, and a little girl in his arms. Weird, round things...

"That's... an elf?" Xiaoyou stopped, thought for a while, then turned and walked over.It will be brought out at the elf exchange meeting, so it shouldn't be anything else.

"Hello!" Xiao You greeted Xiao Zhengtai with a smile, "Excuse me, is this... an elf?"

"Hey, yes, yes!" Glasses Zhengtai's character is obviously very introverted, even under Xiaoyou's high-affinity smile with full acting characteristics, she still looks very reserved. "This, this is my elf, called, called Huhu..."

"Huhu?" Xiaoyou looked at the elf called Huhu that Xiaozhengtai was holding in her arms.

It seems that this is a crimson oval object the size of an adult's head, its texture is somewhat close to that of a rock, and seven or eight round holes with taupe smooth edges are irregularly distributed on its surface.As if sensing Xiaoyou's gaze, five pale yellow tentacles slowly drilled out of several of the round holes, the thickest one slowly protruding towards Xiaoyou, showing "friendly" A mouth with a ring of slender teeth...

"..." Xiaoyou twitched the corner of her mouth slightly, took out the elf illustration book and aimed at this weird creature——

Kettle jug, fermentation pixie. ————

"Insects and rocks have compound attributes, and the characteristic is hardness..." Basically ignoring the unnutritious introduction in the illustrated book, Xiaoyou focused on the more professional information provided by the system. "Race value... This guy has a race value of 505! Better than Heracross... eh?"

The corner of Xiaoyou's mouth couldn't help twitching again—what a strange race value this is!The two attributes of defense and special defense have both reached an unprecedented 230, and the corresponding attack and special attack attributes are also as low as an incredible 10; the hp attribute is also very low, only 20; and the speed is even more outrageous. What kind of trouble is this attribute...

"That..." the glasses boy mustered up his courage and stammered and asked in a low voice, "You, are you willing to exchange my pot? Pot, it is very obedient, and it eats very little..."

"Well, how should I put it... It's not that I haven't seen an elf with partial attributes, but it's really..." Xiaoyou rubbed his chin and pondered, "I'm an elf trainer. Little elves have to fight frequently..."

Although Hu Hu has almost the highest defense power, but the attack power that is basically no is really flawed. Xiaoyou really can't think of how the elf with only attack power of 10 can defeat the opponent...

"Yes, that's how it is..." Xiaozheng with glasses lowered his head in disappointment.

"So I'm sorry to say—"

"Stop for me!"

The familiar voice made Xiaoyou raise his head, and saw a middle-aged uncle with a huge burden and a wretched appearance running past him quickly.Behind him, Kojiro, who didn't know when he changed into a white coat, was chasing after him angrily: "Return the money I lied to!"

Seeing that the wretched uncle was about to run away, Xiaoyou didn't have time to take out the elf ball—even if he called out the elf, it would be easy to cause accidental injury in such a crowded place—so he grabbed the jug from the glasses little Zhengtai's arms After swinging the neck of the pot twice in his hand, he threw it at the wretched uncle!

Boom!

The jug, which retracted the tentacles that seemed to be limbs and head into the shell, slammed the wretched uncle on the back of the head.With a defensive power of up to 230, the incomparably hard shell made the wretched uncle fall to the ground before he could even make a scream, with a big swelling on his head...

"I finally caught you!" Kojiro who came up from behind grabbed the unconscious uncle and shook him desperately, "Give me back the money I lied to buy King Carp!"

"..." Xiaoyou walked over quickly in silence, picked up the uninjured pot from the wretched uncle, and weighed it with one hand...

This weight is just right, it is within the tolerance range of one hand, and it can provide good kinetic energy...

Then I squeezed the tentacles protruding from the hole...

Full of toughness, and dry and not sticky...

"This pot..." Xiaoyou said solemnly:

It feels so smooth when it is thrown out to hit people!

"Thank you, Xiaoyou! You have been of great help..." Kojiro grabbed the wretched uncle by the collar and came over to thank Xiaoyou. "This guy is the liar uncle who tricked me into spending 3 yuan to buy Carp King on the San Annuo!"

"King carp... oh!" Xiaoyou recalled it for a while, and immediately remembered—isn't it the carp king who was accepted by him and later evolved into a Gyarados. "3 yuan to buy Carp King... No wonder Musashi almost killed you at that time."

"That's to say, it's a good thing I caught him now..." Kojiro wanted to say something, but he saw Miao Miao running over in a panic: "Kojiro, something is wrong meow! The matter of the fake switch I was found meow!"

"Eh!?" Kojiro turned his head to look in Miaomiao's direction, and he was shocked to see a large group of trainers running over aggressively. "But this guy cheated me of money..."

"Leave it to me." Xiao You gently poked Kojiro from behind, "Although I don't know what you guys did, but you just go to meet Musashi and carry out your plan. I will help you take care of this liar uncle , to get back the 3 yuan I lied to you."

Kojiro hesitated for a moment before making a decision: "Thank you very much! Then please, Xiaoyou!"

"Well, go at ease!"

Watching Kojiro take off his disguised white coat, and go to meet their "destined fate" with Musashi Meowmiao—you must know that Xiaozhi is also here, and Xiaoyou has no doubt that they will be "very annoying" again— ——Xiaoyou took advantage of the chaos and dragged the unconscious liar uncle to the grass on the edge of the square: "Okay, let's see what I can squeeze out of you..."

"Woo..." The wretched uncle groaned weakly, as if he was about to wake up...

Boom!

"Well, this pot...it's really easy to use!"