Pokemon the wrong way

(Note: There is basically no correlation between the chapter title and the content of this chapter..)

"Soul light! Will you forget me in less than a day?" Riding on a motorcycle that has been remodeled in a fancy way, but it can still be seen that the prototype is "Little Sheep", the delinquent boy with a big back and a head covered in metal accessories Ye Ming yelled angrily, "Even if you know you did it on purpose... I'm still very angry!".

"Well, it doesn't matter who you are..." Xiaoyou still had a confused expression on his face, "Excuse me, it's so late, what can you do?"

"Hehe, of course something has happened!" Wu Yeming grinned, showing a vicious smile, "Come and exchange elves with me! Use the Yukira you and that ignorant old man exchanged for, and this one of mine. ... exchange for the Cuckoo I just caught!"

"...Are you kidding me?" Xiaoyou shook her head with an expression of "Are you still asleep?" Will Kira trade with you?"

"Hmph, this is up to you..." Wu Yeming stretched his hand into his arms, took out a flashlight and shook it at the sky, and soon there was the sound of an engine, and the two cars were also remodeled. The messy "little sheep" drove over suddenly, and jumped down from the top of two delinquents who were dressed similarly to Wu Yeming, and Wu Yeming surrounded Xiaoyou in the shape of "pin".

"You guys..." No matter how naive Xiaoyou is, she couldn't help but look serious when she saw this situation, "Can't you buy a decent motorcycle? The bosozoku who drive the little sheep has no deterrent power at all... ...How about you go to Baiyun Town in Kanto? I remember there was a bicycle gangster there..."

"Less, less wordy!" Even in the dim light of the evening, Wu Yeming's flushed face could be clearly seen, "Who made the owner of the convenience store so stingy! The part-time job is only enough to buy a little sheep! That Cheapskate, I was only 2 minutes late, yet my perfect attendance award was deducted..."

"...Hey, boss!" A delinquent reminded with cold sweat, "We're not here to complain!"

"Ah! That's right!" Wu Yeming suddenly realized, "Damn little girl, I was almost deceived by your trick!"

"No, I'm serious about expressing my opinion..." Xiaoyou waved her hands again and again, "Also, I'm not a girl..."

"Questions and answers are useless!" The leader of the delinquent boy yelled and threw the poke ball, "Do it! Fix her!"

"Oh!" The other two delinquents also threw out the poke balls.

The elves used by the three delinquent boys were all Xiao Yousuo had never seen before.The elves thrown by the two unscrupulous minions a and b are a little wolf dog with gray and black hair, and a brown elf like a civet cat with mixed hair, but they don't look very powerful. The identity of this group of people should be the street elves in the Fangyuan area.

The elf used by Wu Yeming is a big guy, covered in a light blue metal shell, with an oblate torso the size of a bathtub, a big "x" shaped armor inlaid on the front, and the "x" on both sides A pair of copper bell-like red eyes are exposed at the intersection, and four thick limbs, whether they are hands or feet, are evenly distributed around the torso. The elf is the evolution of the iron dumbbell, and it seems to be fully evolved.

Metagross, iron-legged elf.The four brains of Metagross form a complex neural network, and it is a Pokémon smarter than a supercomputer.

巨金怪，钢+超能复合属性，特性：净体（能力值不会被对手的技能降低）。种族值hp80攻击135防御130特攻95特防90速度70总和600……

"600!" Xiaoyou was surprised at the super powerful race value of the Metagross at first, but then there was a burst of surprise, "The bad boss said that the Metagross is an evolutionary elf worthy of Kira, and also That is to say, after evolving from Kira..."

"Hahaha!" Xiaoyou was delighted because she was surprised by the high potential of the elf she had obtained, but in Wu Yeming's eyes, she appeared to be stunned. "It's too late to regret it now! By the way, I'm a master who has achieved the top 16 record in Fangyuan's Caiyou Conference, so you can't escape!"

It's just that these words that were meant to be intimidating sounded like cuteness to a certain hypocrite who was overshadowed by the system and only won the top three in the Quartz Conference...

Round of 16?Isn't that just Xiaozhi's level? No, this guy only made it to the top 16 with a powerful little elf like a golden monster, obviously not even Xiaozhi...

"Huh, give it to me!" Wu Yeming raised his hand, ready to issue orders, "Giant gold monster——"

bang——

A black object fell among several people and exploded, instantly bursting out a large puff of choking smoke.The three bad guys caught off guard and inhaled a big mouthful of smoke, and suddenly coughed again and again.

"Cough cough! Yes, who is it! Cough! Good job! Cough cough!"

"Since you asked sincerely—"

"We will tell you mercifully!"

"To prevent the truth from being taken away!"

"To protect the treasures of the world!"

"Carry out the obsession between illusion and reality!"

"A mysterious and fascinating villain—"

"Musashi!"

"Kojiro!"

"We are the Phantom Troupe traveling through fantasy!"

"Spider, the spider's footsteps will never stop!"

"That's it, meow!"

With the seemingly familiar opening remarks, the diffuse smoke gradually dispersed, a huge meow head... no, a hot air balloon in the shape of a meow head is slowly descending, a pair of men and women in white uniforms are skillfully moving Jump out of the basket of the hot air balloon.

"Phantom Group?" Wu Yeming changed his face slightly, "The illegal elf hunter group?"

The three delinquents couldn't help but cringe a bit, they were just delinquent punks at most, and the Phantom Group was [-]% criminals...

"What are the people from the Phantom Group doing here?" Wu Yeming shouted boldly, "Could it be that they are after this uncle and that stinky girl... eh?"

The bad leader who remembered something looked back and found that the target they had just surrounded - Xiaoyou had already run to the edge of the woods like oil on the soles of his feet: "Although I don't understand what happened, but it seems that there is an opportunity, so I will go first Let’s take a step and see you later!”

"Hun Dan! Stop!" Wu Yeming yelled angrily, and he dared not go after the members of the evil organization in front of him, so he could only watch Xiaoyou disappear into the depths of the woods. "Phantom Group! Did you just let that guy go? She brought Yukira with her!"

"It doesn't matter." The blue-haired young man with a rose in his mouth said lightly, "Our mission target this time is only the iron dumbbell, so don't worry about it."

"It's you..." the red-haired young woman holding the rose in her hands said coldly, "Should you obediently hand over the elf, or do you want to bother us to take it by ourselves?"

"Hmph!" Wu Yeming gritted his teeth and snorted, "It's not so easy to want my uncle's elf!"

"Don't you want to drink a toast?" Among the two phantom troupe members, a meow standing on its hind legs smirked and said, "Then after we kill you, we will get more interest." Meow?"

"Go, Rumble Stone!"

"Go, Dashihua——wait! The opponent is over there, don't bite me!"

……

Xiaoyou, who hid in the woods, saw that the delinquents were successfully dragged down by the Meow Miao trio, and stopped without running too far.Take the cross-dressing kit out of the backpack...

A few minutes later, the black windbreaker, black breeches, black boots and black hat were only short of a silver long knife... The fully armed "Hunter D" flew out from the other side of the woods on a Bidiao, circled around and came to the trio A place to fight bad guys.As it turned out, I happened to see Wu Yeming commanding the giant golden monster to hit the big food flower into the sky with the head hammer of the yearning - the IQ of the trio without Xiao Zhi present seemed to have improved a lot, Kojiro jumped nimbly and hid The big food flower that was knocked back and flew back opened.

"Ha! This is the strength of the Phantom Group?" Wu Yeming laughed triumphantly, "It's nothing special! In front of the top 16 of the Caiyou Conference..."

"(Forked Bat, use Destroy Death Light!)"

A dazzling red and white beam of light shot down from the sky, hitting the Metagros who was about to give Rumblestone the final blow.

"I'm really sorry that my subordinates are so weak." Xiaoyou jumped off Bi Diao's back when he was still some distance away from the ground, and landed firmly on the ground. "Then as an apology, I will try my best to make you lose consciousness without suffering too much pain..."