Pokemon the wrong way

Looking at the golden glitter of a certain middle school at the door, Xiaoyou had the urge to hit the wall.

The system is definitely intentional again!Otherwise, it's just an npc, as for using such a cheating character design as the mother-in-law Jin Jingling!Is this mocking me for watching fate but transmigrating to elves?It must be so right!

Under the eyes of everyone, Jin Shining... To be precise, it was the mother who went straight to Xiaoyou and raised her head, looking down at the sad and angry little puppet in front of her at a 45-degree angle: "Bastard, do you dare to summon me?"

"Huh?" Shining made the audience dumbfounded as soon as she opened her mouth, but Xiaoyou took it for granted: Since it is Jin Shining, it would be abnormal if she didn't speak like this...

Without waiting for Xiaoyou's reaction, Niang Xingshan grabbed Xiaoyou's collar and walked to the stairs on the second floor: "Stop talking nonsense, get things done quickly, I'm still waiting to go back and watch the new show!"

"What?" Now Xiaoyou also thought up: Did we hear something incredible just now?

In the corner of the hall on the second floor, there is a strange machine.At first glance, it looks a bit like a machine for sending poke balls, but there are two grooves for placing poke balls.Niang Xishan dragged Xiaoyou to the front of the machine without saying a word, and spread her hands: "Submit it!"

"Uh, what?" Xiaoyou didn't respond.

"Stupid bastard!" Niang Shining stared at Xiaoyou with contempt for a paramecium, "What else could it be? Of course it's the elf ball you bastard wants to exchange!"

"Yes, yes..." Paramecium obediently offered Ghost Stone's Poké Ball.

Niang snatched the poke ball, stretched out her hand and snapped her fingers, the space behind it fluctuated, and a poke ball decorated with exquisite patterns and made of gold and silver emerged from the air.

Zhou Fangyounei's face is full of cattle: King's Treasure, the elf ball summoned by King's Treasure, I always feel that Sajia's life is worth it...

As soon as the golden elf ball came out of the space, it shot straight at Xiaoyou, and Xiaoyou used all her strength to catch the elf ball to avoid the tragic fate of being smashed into the bridge of the nose.He looked down at the golden elf ball in his hand——

Friendly System Note: Golden Ball.The hero king Gilgamesh's special elf ball increases the success rate of capturing beast-level elves by 1000%, and has no effect on non-beast-level elves. (How could Wang's elf ball hold a piece of cake!)

Well, very pornographic and violent.

"Don't be dazed, bastard!" Niang Shanshan snorted coldly, "Hurry up and put the poke ball into the switch!"

Xiaoyou hurriedly put the golden ball into one groove of the machine, and Niang Shining also threw Ghost Stone's elf ball into another groove, and then pressed the switch.I saw two straw-like devices protruding from the switchboard, sucking the two balls in in bursts of electric arcs, and then various incomprehensible values ​​flashed randomly on the machine, and the straws spit out the two balls—— —Of course the positions of the balls have been swapped.

"Is this the end?" Xiaoyou asked, picking up the red and white elf ball in front of her.

Niang Xining picked up the golden elf ball and threw it back casually. The ball disappeared after a wave of ripples; "Otherwise, what else can it do? Of course it's over. If you dare to disturb me in the future, I will use EA to blow you into scum." .”

After finishing speaking, Niang turned around, and her whole body turned into a piece of gold powder and disappeared.

Achievement Earned: Communications Evolved!Use the way of communication exchange to make the elf evolve.Random attribute +2 (defense +1 special attack +1)

As soon as Niang Shining disappeared, several trainers ran up from downstairs: "Where's that blond girl just now?"

"I just went downstairs, didn't you see?" Xiaoyou, who has acting skills at the Busan Film Awards level, was extremely calm.

"How is it possible?" The trainers were not all idiots, "We just came up from downstairs!"

"But he's not here, is he?" Xiaoyou spread his hands, the second floor is not big, and there is no place to hide, Xiaoyou is not at all worried about what these trainers will do to him—unless you can catch him Hall of Valor to...

The trainers searched the second floor but couldn't find Jin Shining, although they were unwilling, they had no choice but to disperse.

When there was no one on the second floor, Xiaoyou took out Ghost Stone's elf ball and threw it lightly.

There was a burst of white light, and it was still Ghost Stone that appeared in front of Xiaoyou, but then the dazzling light of evolution burst out from Ghost Stone again, and in the light, Ghost Stone's appearance began to change little by little...

Xiaoyou squinted her eyes, imagining the appearance of Ghost Stone after it evolved into Geng Gui: the image of the round-headed, round-brained, chubby, cunning little ghost in the illustration book is not to be expected, but I hope the new image will not be too scary.But that kind of two-dimensional image, even if it's scary, should be better than Ghost Stone, right?

The light dissipated, and Xiaoyou looked over subconsciously, and immediately swallowed a mouthful of blood—choked in her throat.

Geng Gui's appearance is not much different from that in the illustrated book, just like the illustrated book, with a plump purple black solid body, at most there are wisps of smoke spreading out from the sharp corners of the top of the head; it is as short as the illustrated book. The hands and feet, but the claws on the hands and feet are extraordinarily sharp; the same red eyes and not sharp teeth as in the illustrated book...

Same with your sister!The blood-red pupils in the middle of the black eyeballs steal the aura of madness from the inside out, just looking at it one more time makes people feel chills from the bottom of their hearts; ...) the bloodshot teeth in his big mouth, and the ominous blood-colored light between the lips and teeth...

This is undoubtedly the face of a superstar in the horror movie industry, the source of terror, the bane of nightmares...

If it is said that Ghost Stone is still relying on appearance to scare people, this Geng Gui Nima is the emperor of temperament!

But there is no time to complain about the system, Xiaoyou is now facing the biggest crisis in her life!

The unexpected evolution made Geng Gui extremely excited, and when he saw Xiaoyou with a terrified face beside him, his past habits made Geng Gui immediately open his bloody mouth and stretch out his long, forked hair like a snake. , Bloody big tongue, grinning and rushing over!

"Wait! No, don't come over—"

"Kou Jie Kou Jie Kou Jie~~"

"Ahhhhh!!"

The two auspicious eggs ran upstairs when they heard the screams, and found that it was just an elf hugging its owner and acting like a baby, so they were relieved and turned back downstairs. Mouth foam...

The paralysis resistance lv3 is faithfully playing its role, Xiaoyou was simply fainted by fright, eh.

……

"..." Xiaoyou, who woke up from a coma, wiped her face for the nth time.Although Geng Gui is classified as a shadow elf by the elf illustration book, it is still essentially incorporeal.It's just that the blood-red tongue is too realistic, making Xiaoyou always have the illusion of being licked with blood all over his face.

"Koujie..." Geng Gui sat beside Xiaoyou dejectedly, with blood dripping faintly from his eye sockets.He brought down his master again, causing Geng Gui to fall into a low mood again.

Xiaoyou glanced at Geng Gui, a trace of hesitation flashed in his eyes.After a long time of contact, Xiaoyou understood that despite his scary appearance, Geng Gui is actually like a lively and cheerful innocent child, and he can be said to be Geng Gui's closest person.For Geng Gui, Xiaoyou's disgusted expression is more lethal than any elf's trick... I think of fighting side by side during the journey (characteristic: unscrupulous...), challenging Wu Neng and Geng Gui's efforts in Sundae... …

It's not Geng Gui's fault that the appearance is terrifying!It was Tokiomi who was wrong... no, it was the system!

Xiaoyou gritted her teeth: "Geng Gui!"

"Mouth?"

"I won't hide or escape!" Xiaoyou stood up and opened his hands towards Geng Gui, "You are my first elf! I despise the whole world and I won't despise you! Let's lick it as you like! Lick it!" I've already gotten used to the tongue!"

"Koujie!" Geng Gui rushed over with blood in his eyes, Xiaoyou closed his eyes subconsciously, only feeling a cold long strip brushing against his face: Actually, it's not so hard to accept if you don't look at it Well……

Beep!Feature paralyzing upgrade!Paralysis resistance lvmax: The resistance to paralysis effects is increased by 200%, and physical strength will be recovered when receiving paralysis attacks (Geng Gui's tongue feels like a Thai massage...very comfortable!)

Achievement obtained: characteristic max!Boosts a trait to max.All attributes +1, money +200

———Licking tongue against the sky———

Xiaoyou held another communication exchange voucher in his hand, and stood in front of the exchange, hesitating.

After accidentally upgrading the characteristic paralysis to max, as long as Geng Gui's tongue doesn't need to be seen with eyes, it makes people feel comfortable to lick it on the body, so Xiaoyou is also happy to let Geng Gui continue to hide in his shadow. Come out and lick yourself.

Now Xiaoyou is thinking about a tricky question: If you use the exchange coupon to call the npc again, won't there be another fate heroic spirit?

The previous girl Shining caused a commotion, and I was fooled by it anyway. If there is another heroic spirit, such as a muscular uncle wearing a "Grand Strategy" T-shirt or a large group of men in black wearing skull masks, Xiao You It's really Sparta.

After hesitating again and again, Xiaoyou still decided to use the coupons. After all, once the elf evolves, the improvement in strength is basically like a rocket.And the system doesn't say that npcs are randomly refreshed, so I can't be lucky and keep memorizing like that, right?Judging from past experience, how can I say that my luck is d...

If it was e, he would have been licked to death by Guisi on the first day...

The npc is being generated, please do not move the position at will

Xiaoyou stood by the switchboard, looking nervously at the stairs.

Tap, tap.There were footsteps downstairs that sounded like leather shoes.

Xiaoyou breathed a sigh of relief, at least it won't be the emperor or the assassin team...

Wait, can't relax!Xiaoyou quickly shook her head, that girl Shining also came in casual clothes!

Soon, a slender figure appeared at the stairs——

Coming up the stairs was a middle-aged man.Wearing a straight crimson suit, holding a cane inlaid with a huge ruby ​​in his hand, his taupe hair and beard are combed meticulously, and there is an elegant smile on the corner of his mouth, exuding an aristocratic atmosphere.

The middle-aged man nodded gracefully to Xiaoyou, and took out a Poké Ball with gems on the button: "Your Excellency Zhou Fang, I, Tosaka Tokiomi, it is a great honor to come here for the communication exchange ceremony at your invitation."

Xiaoyou: "..."

Didn't we say that the fault is not Tokiomi, but the system.