Pokemon the wrong way

(Warning: The author once again practiced the three views of the collapse of the zombies when coding this time. Cerebral paralysis, cerebellar cramps, and brainstem atrophy. The content of this chapter may cause the image of some characters to collapse. Please carefully consider whether to read it..)

"Once upon a time, there was an expedition..."

Because the reputation of the Rockets has just dropped to a rather low level with a certain hot-blooded boy, in order to win the trust of this hot-blooded boy, Xiaoyou had to tell the story about Chaomeng in detail.Of course, some small "artistic processing" will be done on some details.

"This precious amber fossil has gone through several twists and turns, and finally fell into the hands of a scientist in genetic technology..."

The feature of mouth cannon has played an unexpected role here. Originally, the rocket team used the gene of the legendary elf dream to create an artificial elf Mewtwo, but then Mewtwo defected. This sentence can be done. It took Xiaoyou a full 15 minutes to weave it into a story full of twists and turns, a wonderful story with laughter, tears, love and hate-if it weren't for the fact that Chaomeng himself was still raped in the light ball outside. And put it in the play, if you pay more attention to the time, Xiaoyou has a chance to adapt this story into a 10-minute movie script...

"...In the end, that elf named Chaomeng left the Rockets?" 15 minutes later, Xiao Zhi, who was fooled until his head was bubbling, asked dizzily.

"That's right, that's it." Xiaoyou nodded. "After that, Chaomeng fled to the new island where it was born, built a castle there with superpowers, kidnapped the local Miss Joy, and then anonymously called many trainers to it..."

Although I didn't receive the invitation letter because of the "special love training" of my mother, but afterward, through the information of the Rockets, Xiaoyou still knew more or less what Chaomeng did during that time. Can speak vividly.

"...In the end, Chaomeng left the new island with all the copy elves, and went to an unknown place—that is, here—to start a life of seclusion, and all the people involved in the incident, including Miss Joy, seemed to be They all lost the memory of those few days... We can only speculate through the records kept mechanically that this is the result of Chaomeng's use of some kind of large-scale superpower."

"Speaking of which, it seems that I didn't know why I went to the vicinity of that island..." Xiaozhi rubbed his head as if recalling, "Then I stayed there for a day for no reason and then came back... Is it really As you said, I also landed on the new island and was attacked by Mewtwo?"

"According to the records, the copy elves on this island are created by Chaomeng based on the elves held by the trainers who landed on the island." "Think about it, is there any What about the elf you have?"

"Uh, really!" Xiaozhi recalled the replica elves he saw by the lake before, "Pikachu, Charizard, Squirtle, and Bulbasaur, they all have them!"

"Ah! My Kodak Duck has it too!"

"And the Liuwei that Miss Xiaoxue entrusted to me!" Xiaoxia Xiaogang angrily brushed his sense of existence.

"But even if this is the case, shouldn't Chaomeng be tortured like this?" But Xiaozhi was not fooled so easily this time - what a surprise, it was just a 9.

"If it's just a simple defection, our leader won't be so angry..." Although Xiaozhi successfully resisted the first round of deceptive effects, Xiaoyou, who speaks maximally, will not easily show his flaws, " Although it is not easy to build a huge secret base in the depths of an inaccessible forest, and many important documents and materials were lost as the base was destroyed, this is not the most important reason! It is the leader One of the very important personal belongings was also destroyed!"

"Important personal belongings?" A group of audience members pricked up their ears as if hearing gossip news.

"That's..." Deliberately lowering her voice and dragging her tone, Xiaoyou rolled her eyes and thought of a suitable reason—although it might be a bit tricky. "Photo of the leader's first love!"

"Nani!!?" x4

"... huh?" x1

In short, in the mouth of a certain pseudo-mother, the Rockets leader Sakagi's emotional experience is rich enough to make an eight o'clock dog blood series that kills women aged 50 to [-].In terms of the main plot, Xiaoyou decisively chose the plot of the poor boy and the rich girl who fell in love at first sight as the main plot, and then added branch plots such as roadside hooligans, ntr rich second generation, snobbish parents, etc... and the ending is naturally a lover Was dismantled, the heroine was forcibly taken away by her family and flew to another country, and the hero was beaten to death by the rich second generation and thrown into the garbage dump... After a few years of hard work, the male pig's feet, who worked hard and worked hard, finally had a successful career (the Rockets) and were ready to take back The sweetheart, but unfortunately found that in the previous plot, the heroine who survived three kidnappings, five amnesia, seven car accidents, nine terminal illnesses and sixteen falls from heights had died of influenza...

In view of the law that ten lies should be used to make up for the loophole of one lie, Xiaoyou, who was full of mouth and running the train, didn't know what he was talking about until later—at least if this kind of thunderous plot is really made into a series It's definitely not the tear ducts of the audience, but the eyeballs or something...

Well, fortunately, Boss Sakagi is not here, otherwise Xiaoyou might be allowed to clean the toilets of all the Rockets divisions...

Fortunately, this is the world of Pokemon, and the people here are generally relatively simple...

"Woohoo -what kind of beautiful love is!" The pair of Black Pi teenagers squinted at the tears of tears like a wide noodle, with a handkerchief in his mouth with a handkerchief that was unknown to tear. "I didn't expect that in today's materialistic society, there is still such an unforgettable love! Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng, I am so touched..."

"..." Xiaoyou quietly wiped off the cold sweat from her forehead.Xiaogang children's shoes, your reaction seems to be a little big...

Not only Xiaogang, Xiaoxia is also holding the eggshell star Poppy with tears in her eyes, but the bearded man Dr. Benny and the glasses girl Miss Luna are much more mature... Wait, Luna Miss, what happened to you turning your back to wipe your eyes just now...

"What are you doing?" Well, Xiaoyou said that at this time, Xiaozhi's rough nerves showed benefits instead. "How come everyone has become inexplicable?"

It's just that it's time to show less...

"Xiaozhi! You guys don't know how to read the atmosphere!" Xiaoxia used a noise attack on Xiaozhi!

"Such a touching love, Xiaozhi, don't you feel it at all?" Xiao Gang used a preaching attack on Xiaozhi!

"After all, he is still a child..." Dr. Benny looked at Xiaozhi with contempt!

"Xiaozhi, one must be sympathetic..." Miss Luna gave Xiaozhi a disappointed look!

The wild Xiaozhi is dead...

"It's long-winded! Anyway, saving Chaomeng is the most important thing now!"

"What you said is correct now," Xiaoyou smoothed things out aloud, "Let's talk about Chaomeng first..."

It's so dangerous, I almost forgot the business...

———Hypnotism———

Escaping from a room under house arrest is outrageously simple.

Under the quiet order of Xiaoyou, who was approved by the boss of Sakagi, first the Rockets in charge of guarding the gate got food poisoning collectively, and ran to the toilet one by one and never came back. After leaving the room, all the Rockets met along the way They would also yell artificially, "Oh! I forgot to turn off the gas stove in the room!", "No! I have to hurry to collect the clothes hanging in the backyard!", "Oops! I forgot to download the new show that just came out!" Such inexplicable excuses, and then ran in the opposite direction to Xiaozhi and his group without saying a word...

"This..." Even Xiaozhi could tell something was wrong with such terrible acting skills, and couldn't help looking at "Captain Lily Xiang" following behind with painful eyes.

"So..." Xiaoyou shrugged his shoulders and smiled indifferently, "Our leader doesn't really want to do anything to Chaomeng, but he just can't save his face and surrender in front of Chaomeng. So I beg you to act bravely in front of Chaomeng. Such a kind person!"

Crossing half of the (under construction) base without anyone blocking it, Xiaozhi and his gang successfully arrived at the lakeside battlefield that has become like the surface of the moon.As expected, there is still no Rockets around, only the robot with the "eight-door light ball array", and the robot who has been raped for more than eight hours, plus the injuries he received in the previous battle, it seems that he has vented a lot Mewtwo with less air intake...

"...What should I do?" Seeing Chaomeng's appearance of King Jesus who was being tortured, Xiaozhi's righteous soul suddenly ignited, so he turned back and asked those who followed him all the way...

"Hey, where's Miss Lily Xiang?"

"Crack!" A small stone lightly tapped on Xiaozhi's hat.Looking in the direction of the stone, I saw that the blue-haired big sister of the Rockets had hidden behind the big rock not far away, and there was an elf who looked very similar to Chaomeng beside her. ...

A headset-style walkie-talkie glowing with blue light slowly floated in front of Xiaozhi, Xiaozhi watched Xiaoyou's gesticulations, and put the walkie-talkie on his ear.

"After all, I'm still a member of the Rockets. Helping you openly will also make the boss lose face." The voice of Lily Xiangxiang version came from the headset, "This red light ball position requires eight robots to work at the same time." Sustain, as long as you find a way to stop the operation of one of the machines, the entire energy field will collapse."

"That's it, I understand..." Xiaozhi and his gang who got the method immediately stepped forward and surrounded a robot. "But it doesn't look like there's a switch or something..."

"Damn it! In that case..." Xiaozhi gritted his teeth, "Then just knock it down directly, with a hit!"

Boom!Xiaozhi bumped his head against the iron shell of the robot - the robot shook slightly...

Xiao You, who was hiding in the shadows, almost bumped her head against the stone where she was hiding.

Feelings are Xiao Zhi, you "personally" use the impact! ?Where's the elf on you?Just release a round of concentrated fire to knock this robot down in seconds, won't it be enough?

"Why are you running into it by yourself?" Xiaoyou was almost yelling into the walkie-talkie, "Use your elf skills, dear!"

"That's right!" Xiaozhi stepped back a few steps after suddenly realizing, "Pikachu, use [-] volts!"

Xiaozhi's Pikachu jumped, and released a thick and shining electric current in mid-air, hitting the robot's body. This time the robot trembled more obviously, but it still kept operating.

"One more time, Pikachu!"

"Pickup!"

"It seems that I still need my help...Really, we have deliberately led them to the robot that was smashed by Chaomeng..." Looking at Xiaozhi, it seems that he has made up his mind to let Pikachu "one-on-one" "Yes, Xiaoyou slightly shook his head. "(Yameng, use your mind to adjust the angle of that robot...)"

"..." The silent artificial elf's eyes lit up, and a blue light flashed on the robot enjoying Pikachu's "charging attack"—this blue light was very inconspicuous under the attack of [-] volts—the body's position was immediately adjusted. The hour hand rotated about [-] degrees. Although the sphere crystal on the robot's head immediately adjusted its orientation to ensure the stability of the light sphere in the air, the purpose of the mind force was actually to expose a small crack on the iron shell on the back of the robot to Pikachu's attack. in range...

The strong current of one hundred thousand volts immediately invaded the inside of the robot along the cracks, burning the delicate circuits inside. The robot trembled violently, sparks burst out from all over its body, and then exploded into a ball with a sound of "Boom!!" fireworks.

After losing one robot, the energy of Chaomeng's light ball in the air can no longer maintain balance, and the chaotic energy recoils along the traction light, and soon detonates the remaining seven robots one by one, and Chaomeng also It fell down in the air...

"Success!" Xiaozhi cheered.

"Damn it!" Xiaoyou was dumbfounded. "I really can't blame me for this! No one told me that if I dismantle one, the other ones will follow suit and say..."

ps: Because I wanted to spoof the "love history" of Boss Sakagi, I wasted a lot of extra brain cells needlessly, and then found the animation of xy, so I spent an hour and a half of coding on Bilibili. .Please forgive me for being weak-willed. .

ps2: Xiaozhi's luxurious lunch is newly added... I mean the frog king of the xyyusanjia water system in the luxurious lineup. .Xiao Gang squinted his eyes inexplicably happy. .The favorability immediately surpassed the firefox that evolved into a menopausal aunt. .The ninja shape after three stages of evolution is also very good. .But it is said that the scarf is a tongue? ?

ps3: I think of Xiaozhi's Yusanjia. .Once again, silent tribute to Jenny Turtle, Frog, Seed, Saw Alligator and others. .The evolution success rate of Yusanjia who fell into Xiaozhi's hands is really pitiful. .Mr. Frog, are you evolving or not? .

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