Pokemon the wrong way

"(Iron Armor Shell, use) Shadow Clone!"

After the shell was broken, the ghost face's attack and speed were increased, and the shell action quickly separated a dozen identical clone phantoms again, and the Jedi's counterattack on the opposite side also missed the main body in the same way, and there was nothing but a puff of smoke. get.

"Water cannon!" A powerful jet of water sprayed out like a high-pressure faucet, easily hitting the opponent's elf's thick body that was really suitable as a target, and mercilessly took away the opponent's last trace of physical strength.

"The long-haired pig has lost its fighting power! Nine-tailed and Tiejiabei won!" The butler uncle who was a guest referee raised his hand and announced the verdict, "Therefore, the champion of this year's 'Goblet of Fire' competition is Zhou Fangyou from Zhenxin Town!"

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In the semi-finals an hour ago, Xiaoyou used the unscrupulous fraudulent tactics of flame vortexes and substitutes to take away Ah Xun's fiery beast with a terrible name.Although the Big Steel Snake still fought bravely after that, smashing the whole field into potholes, but the 2v2 battle cannot be singled out with blood. (heavy fog)...

For the next hour, Xiaoyou sat in the stands, listening to the chant of a defeated red-haired trainer "I must win you next time", watching a group of workers wearing hard hats on the construction site slamming The second place filled up all the pits and holes on the field, and then started another group of semi-final matches...

As a wild animal that relies on instinct to act, everything about long legs and short skirts is just a cloud, and beauty tricks are useless to idiots!However, the beautiful big sister in cool clothes also said that from the very beginning, she did not rely on her figure and face to play the game, no matter whether the opponent is a moron or a gay, she will beat you with strength... After a lively battle, the long-legged Yu The sister successfully killed the wild animals and advanced to the final.

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In the final, Xiaoyou, who hadn't watched the game seriously before, suffered a lot.

The elves used by the big sister with long legs are fire elves and long-haired pigs.The fire elf is the evolution form of Ibrahimovic using the fire stone. It has a bright red fur and a golden mane. After the Spitz is enlarged in size, it can no longer find the feeling of cuteness.And the long-haired pig thing... If it wasn't for the exposed pig nose and two curved things that are probably fangs, Xiaoyou really wouldn't know what happened to the big dirty-looking brown hairball what is...

Of the two little elves, Xiaoyou knows that the fire elf possesses the characteristic of igniting fire, but the long-haired pig has the characteristic of thick fat, which is relatively rare, and the damage to fire skills is halved. Was it fierce? Why did the damage be halved instead...) So Xiaoyou, who carelessly didn't read the information in the illustrated book carefully, suffered a disadvantage, and let the long-haired pig rush into the flame vortex despite the damage, and an earthquake almost knocked Kyuubi out of his brain Shock to...

After learning from experience and lessons, Xiaoyou put away her underestimation of the enemy—accurately speaking, she was fired—Xiaoyou decisively started all kinds of unscrupulous and obscene tactics.For example, Xiaoyou suddenly discovered that in addition to the obvious fire suppression skills of icicle needles, rock blasting and spike cannons, Iron Armor Shell actually has many other useful skills... So Nine Tails burst out, The fire elves, who possessed the characteristic of igniting fire, couldn't help rushing up to "buff". As a result, after the characteristic was triggered, the iron armored shell, whose shell had been broken before it had time to awe-inspiring, poured a water cannon and chilled the heart.Finally relying on his good special defense ability to hold his breath without lying down on the spot, Kyuubi, who has a good sword in his hand, has a supernatural power in an understatement...

The remaining long-haired pigs... a certain pseudo-mother said how agile a pig can be?In addition to the fat that was like a live target, the Tiejiabei took a breath and shot another water cannon, freeing the long-haired pig who was burned to death by the will-o'-the-wisp... ko.

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"Next, award prizes to all contestants who have entered the official competition..."

After the competition, it is natural that all contestants have been looking forward to the long-awaited awarding session.The trainers walked up to the podium happily one by one, and received a sparkling fire stone from the host of the local tyrant in the head of state.A few impatient trainers put the fire stone on the fire elf that they were only close to the door, while more trainers carefully put the stone into their backpacks, preparing to keep it for themselves used by relatives and friends.

A Xun, who was obviously not short of money, held the Fire Stone and looked left and right hesitantly: "The commemorative coin is more interesting... If you exchange this stone with those trainers who have not passed the preliminaries, it should be good." Anyone willing?"

Mmmm, this damn rich guy.

Because of winning the championship, Xiaoyou was the last one to come to the stage to accept the award.And when the pseudo-mother who was a little bit depressed because she didn't receive the system task at the end walked to the awarding platform, she noticed the golden trophy with the fire stone (Xiaoyou: It's definitely gold-plated! Absolutely!) It's empty...

Eh?What's the situation?

"Same as previous competitions, the finalists for the official competition will receive a fire stone as a reward..." the smiling Uncle Head of State said loudly while holding a microphone, "The champion of the competition will receive a precious prize carefully selected by me." share!"

oh oh?Precious prize?

A certain puppet's ears perked up all of a sudden.

Uncle Yuanshou took out a beautifully decorated small box: "This is the championship prize of this year's competition - a strand of mane of the legendary elf Yandi!"

"!!" The onlookers in the audience were in an uproar—among them, the local residents of Hyuga Town were more calm: this year's championship prize, the local tyrant uncle, is as generous as ever!

Oh oh!Emperor Yan's mane!

The eyes of a certain pseudonym lit up all of a sudden.

Although the feathers of several "Kamisamas" were plucked in the Orange Islands earlier, the Rockets' research institute currently does not lack genetic samples of fire-type beasts, but it must be known that Xiaoyou was from a certain ice-type animal. The "Kami Sama" who got extra benefits...

If the feathers of the Frozen Bird can be sold for money, the mane of Emperor Yan should be as well, right?

That was a good product with a five-figure purchase price from the Black Heart System—although the Orange Islands were used to pay off debts...

But this time we have no debt!It's just that the funds are tight because of the shopping at the mysterious merchant!

No wonder the system didn't give quests - such a reward would be worth it even without quests!

So Xiaoyou took the box with great joy, and very cooperatively posed in po color to let the guys dressed as reporters in the audience take pictures...

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After the show ended, Ah Xun excitedly ran over: "Xiaoyou! Let me see that Emperor Yan's mane? I've never seen such a thing before!"

"Hmph, since you sincerely asked..." Seeing Ah Xun's excited look, Xiao You decided to be merciful and not tell the other party the fact that she not only met the living Emperor Yan, but also beat him up— —Even though it was actually just a crystal avatar...

Xiaoyou took out the box and opened it, inside was a large mass of fluffy, soft, cotton-like white mane lined with red silk pads.

"Oh——" Kaoru opened his eyes wide and let out a voice of admiration. "I've read relevant information at home. This white one should be the mane on Emperor Yan's back, right? It looks very soft..."

"Uh, this...it's really...very soft..." But Xiaoyou's voice seemed a little strange?

That's because the system kindly provided item descriptions that only a certain dummy can see:

Refined Maari wool: It is reprocessed from the most essential part of Maari sheep's wool. It is soft, smooth, cold-proof and warm-keeping, but it has little practical value due to its small weight. (About 0.025% of Yandi's mane was mixed in during the processing, and it was sold as a precious collection to the fire elf collector Hidler) System recovery price: 50

Nima egg!

The wool of the sheep!

Any ranch in the Chengdu area is filled with the wool of Mali sheep raised in groups!More Mare sheep wool than Kentaro in Kanto!There are so many trainers in the city that they are not ashamed to use the wool of Mali sheep!

The purchase price of the system is 50 yuan!This eye-popping low price is mostly due to the 0.05 real Yandi hair!

Oh, and that 0.025% True Yandi Hair!Even if this amount is used to extract the Yandi gene for the Rocket Research Institute—not to mention whether the gene of this thing is better than the "Kamisama" of the Orange Islands——Nima picked one from such a large mass of wool. Finding 0.025% Yandi hair one by one sounds like a pain in the ass!And what to say?Counterfeit and shoddy prizes obtained through hard work in the game?It's such an embarrassing feeling...

It's no wonder that the Uncle Führer with a smirk on his face is so generous with the parts of the legendary elf as a prize. Most likely, he thought of giving this away after he found out that he was cheated into buying a fake product...

Although I really want to throw the box in my hand to the ground and go to that cheating head of state tycoon - even the name is very similar - to have a good reasoning, but right now Kaoru is staring at this thing with bright eyes, And how do I prove to that soulless local tyrant that this big ball of wool is a fake?Although I have a system description so I know it, but it’s not a reason to say it casually...

Maybe this is also the plan of that fat man with parted head and mustache. Anyway, it is a legendary elf that almost no one has seen, and you can't produce any evidence to prove that it is a fake...

"Hey, Xiaoyou!" Just when Xiaoyou's face was full of confusion, he saw Ah Xun holding his hand with bright eyes, and said excitedly, "How about giving me the hair of Emperor Yan?" ? The price tag is not a problem!"

"...No problem!" A certain fake girl answered without hesitation!

"I know that this hair is very precious! But it is really attractive to me who is determined to become a powerful fire elf trainer! So I can still negotiate the price. I can use the money I saved If it’s not enough to raise all the New Year’s money, you can still be with your family... eh?" Kaoru was still doing "persuasion work" incoherently, and it took a while to realize it. "You said no, no problem?"

"Yeah, no problem!" Xiaoyou smiled until all twelve of her teeth gleamed, "This thing is not worth that much to me, what's wrong with letting you like what you like, Ah Xun? Just exchange it with your prize Fire Stone!"

"How is this possible!" The red-haired girl quickly waved her hands, "How can such a precious thing be bought with just a fire stone..."

"It's a precious treasure to you, but to me it's just a ball of hair that can't be eaten or used." Without saying a word, Xiaoyou stuffed the box into Kaoru's hand, and handed Kaoru Put the stone of fire in his pocket. "A treasure is only a treasure in the hands of those who treasure it!"

In Kaoru's view, exchanging a piece of fire stone that can be bought anywhere for a small amount of money in exchange for the legendary elf's item is too big to accept, but for a fake girl who pretends to be generous. It's just a cheap deal of 50 for 2000 - anyway, there is really Yandi's hair in it!We are not sincerely lying, right?

And if Kaoru's sharp blade finally identifies that this thing is actually a fake... We are just ordinary trainers who don't know anything, the hatred value will definitely be counted towards the uncle who cheats people with this cheating thing as a prize wrong?

Of course, even if there is no response from Kaoru's family in the end, the Phantom Group will respond... It is said that the fat man is a collector, right...

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"...Then, I'll accept it!" After hesitating for a long time, Ah Xun accepted Xiaoyou's "kindness", carefully put the "Emperor Yan's Mane" into the backpack, and then solemnly thanked Xiaoyou. "I will remember the kindness this time, and I will definitely repay you if I have the opportunity!"

"Ahaha, it's nothing..." Xiaoyou said with a forced smile.

Almost felt guilty by the grateful eyes...

ps: In the last chapter, some readers reflected that it was unscientific for Iron Armored Shell to use spiked cannons to fire violent beasts. .So changed to rock blasting. .As for using icicle needles to hit big steel snakes instead of water skills. .Please understand it as the bad habit of giving priority to skills with chain effects that yooooo developed when using iron shells due to their characteristics. .