Pokemon the wrong way

———Full version title: Dark Ball is rkbll not uskbll. . ————

"Ugh! Ears! Ears are going deaf!"

"Body, I can't move my body..."

"Cough cough! Damn... come out, big needle... cough cough! Cough!"

Under the "personal attack" of several elves, the elf hunters in the manor lost their combat effectiveness before they could even take out the elf balls, and were killed by Xiaoyou's tentacle monster... let's say the vine monster. They were tied one by one with rattan whips like rice dumplings, and they were properly grouped.

"... Well done." Bixias, the maskless uncle, was quite satisfied with Xiaoyou's performance, "As the Phantom Group, you should act so decisively!"

Then he strode up to this group of cup elf hunters whose limbs were twitching, foaming at the mouth, and obviously unable to take care of themselves, and casually grabbed one of the guys who seemed to be in better condition by the collar and lifted him up: "I Looking for a retired hunter in your association, 'One-Eyed Dragon' Hanta, you should know where he is now, right?"

"Ahem..." Although the guy who was picked up was out of breath from the poisonous gas, his attitude was quite tough. "I...why should I...cough cough...tell...you...cough...guy..."

"He's really a stubborn guy..." Bixias grinned, and raised his fist, ready to teach this guy another lesson—although he intended to let Boss Cordora do it for him, but the little elf captured by the dark ball basically It's not light or heavy, and such a big man is really afraid of smashing people to the ground... I have to condescend to do it myself. [

"Master Bixias." Xiaoyou said from the side, "If you don't mind, please leave it to me."

"Oh, do you have any experience in torture and so on?" Bixias nodded, let go of his hands and threw the elf hunter to the ground, stepped back two steps with his hands on his hips, and pretended to be watching the show. "Then let you try it out."

"..." Xiaoyou looked around, and happened to see a faucet nearby—probably used to water the lawn in the manor yard, so she walked over, picked up the water pipe, turned on the old man, and swished a few times Drenched the hapless hunter from head to toe.

During this period of time, the temperature continued to be on the high side, and even being poured with cold water would not cause a cold at all, but instead drowned the hunter's cough due to the poisonous gas: "Cut, do you want us to submit to this trick? Don't laugh to death!"

"What are you talking about? I'm just cleaning up the poisonous gas and paralyzing powder left on your body." Xiaoyou looked at the hunter calmly, raised her hand and snapped her fingers. "Don't you wash your apples with water before eating them?"

"...What do you mean?" The hunter instinctively felt that something was wrong, and the next moment, the huge purple cobra that received Xiaoyou's order had rushed over quickly, wrapping him tightly in two or two. "Let, let go of me! What are you doing—ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

In fact, it’s nothing else, it’s still Xiaoyou’s old routine, Abo’s repertoire, a non-alliance-recognized skill-"Orochi Wan swallow"...

Of course, for those who saw this trick for the first time, the effect is quite outstanding: just watching the part of the calf protruding from the mouth of Arbo Monster struggled frantically at the beginning and now occasionally trembled slightly twice, leaving The faces of the elf hunters below were as white as 4 printing papers. If they were not tied up by the vine monster, they would have hugged each other and trembled... In fact, even the corners of Bixias’ mouths were twitching uncontrollably. ...

"Under my order, Abo will not use the solution to digest this guy immediately, so this guy will have to wait at least ten minutes until he is completely out of breath. During this time, we can have a good communication, and by the way You can decide who will be the next volunteer..." Xiaoyou, who started to threaten and attack, still had a calm expression on his face, standing in front of the elf hunters and saying something that made them extremely uneasy. "In fact, each of my six elves is proficient in one or two interesting 'tricks', such as this vine monster, which can control its vines from you at a constant speed of 25 centimeters per second. into the mouth, along the esophagus, through the stomach, small intestine, large intestine, until from..."

"Don't say it!" Before the threat was finished, some of the hunters who were less determined surrendered. "I'll tell you everything you want to know!!"

"Are you sure you recruited like this?" Xiaoyou, who looked like a vampire hunter, made a regretful expression on purpose, "You must know that the order can be reversed..."

"Really, I will tell you everything!" The unlucky hunter, who was wrapped around more vine whips under Xiaoyou's secret instruction (mental power communication pressure), almost cried out, "Please don't do this !"

"Hmm..." Bixias, who stood aside and watched the whole process, rested his chin and began to think seriously. "Would you like to catch an elf similar to Arbo, it seems very useful..."

———Solution———

According to "Information Voluntarily Provided by Hospitable Elf Hunters", the retired former elf hunter "One-Eyed Dragon" Hanta now lives alone in a wilderness area away from human habitation.So Bixias drove the domineering big truck and drove Xiaoyou to the destination for two days.And because of taking turns driving—"Hunter" looks like an adult—Xiaoyou has also obtained a new characteristic, which is a windfall:[

[Driving license level 1: Ability to quickly master the driving skills of various ordinary vehicles, and there is a certain chance of quickly mastering the basic usage skills of special vehicles. (Let me see, first press this... and then pull this down... oh, it's really activated!)]

... back to the topic.

From the residence of "One-Eyed Dragon", it can be seen that this former elf hunter is not doing very well now.Although the total housing area is comparable to that of ordinary small villas, in terms of building materials... waste oil tanker tanks, waste containers, waste speedboat bottoms, waste water tanks on the roof... if it wasn't for the sideways There is a row of cages with all kinds of elves, Xiaoyou would rather believe that this is the residence of some senior scavengers.

"Who are you guys!?" Due to Bishas's usual domineering driving style, he crashed a storage room made of old trucks and crates while braking - or other buildings, so A skinny old man with a peaked cap, gray hair, and a strange metal eyepatch over his left eye ran out of the room converted from an old oil tanker.

"It doesn't matter to you who we are, you just need to tell me some little information you know." Bixias got out of the car carelessly, and showed an obviously malicious smile at the old man. "For example, 40 years ago, the specific location of the forest where you failed to hunt a certain elf..."

Xiaoyou, who was making soy sauce, almost choked on his own saliva.

Pokemon not caught 40 years ago?Uncle Bixias, isn't the timeliness of the information you inquired about a little tricky?Is our mission to dig elf fossils...

"What, what Celebi!" The one-eyed old man was naturally the former elf hunter Hanta, and he stepped back several steps in panic with an expression of being struck by lightning. "I, I, I have no idea what you're talking about!"

Alright... Xiaoyou covered her face.Old man, do you dare to cooperate a little more... Why don't you just shout "The elf you are looking for is definitely not in xx" or something like that?

"Well, I didn't expect you to be obedient at first..." Bixias shrugged, pushed aside the one-eyed old man who stood in front of him, and walked into the room. "I'll go find it myself, take care of this old man..."

"...Yes." Although Xiaoyou was a bit annoyed at Bixias' attitude of treating herself as a running errand boy, but thinking about the early stage of this mission, he came to be a younger brother... so he endured it.

"Hey, stop it!" The old man angrily took out a poke ball and threw it out, "Hei Lujia, use... Nani!?"

"Aw—oo!" Heiluga, who jumped out of the poke ball, was about to shout loudly at the sky, but suddenly the ground under his feet collapsed, and a huge purple cobra sprang out from the ground, covering the The head of the hard scales slammed into the soft belly of the big black dog that was not protected by bone hyperplasia, knocking Helujia into the air, and the originally mighty roar became a wailing sound with a different tone.

Xiaoyou looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle with a paralyzed expression. In his hand behind his back was a shrunken elf ball, and behind him was a dark hole...

But this is not over yet, the shadow below Hei Lujia swayed for a while, and a blood-red whip-like unknown object suddenly emerged from the shadow, quickly wrapped around one of Hei Lujia's legs, and pulled it out of the air down.And the Abo monster who had been waiting on the ground for a long time stepped forward and flicked its tail tacitly, entangled Hei Lujia tightly in a circle, and then opened its wide mouth to reveal its fangs that flickered like lightning, and bit the paralyzed and stiff Hei Lujia. Added to the neck...

"Hei Lujia!" The one-eyed old hunter screamed as if his own son had died, but before he took out the second elf ball, the blood-red thing protruded from the shadow under his feet again. He passed behind lightly...

"Come back, Abo monster." Xiaoyou said that he was out of the fighting state.

……

Five minutes later, Bishas came out of the oil tank room with a photo frame in his hand, squatted down in front of the one-eyed old hunter who was paralyzed and unable to move, and pointed to the distant view of the forest in the frame He asked, "Is this forest the place where you hunted down Celebi? Are you really not going to tell me where it is?"

"Snow... Celebi is my prey..." Hanta fell to the ground and struggled, speaking intermittently. "I...wouldn't give it...to someone else..."

"Hmph...Stubborn old thing." Bixias showed a typical villain's smirk again, and looked at the row of cages containing elves not far away. "You said you're retiring, but you still caught so many elves. Is it to prepare for capturing Celebi again?"

"You...what do you want to..."

Bishas took off a dark ball from the cloak on his chest and threw it out, a black light flashed, a creature that looked like a hybrid of a monkey and a weasel, with a bright red crown mane on the neck and top of the blue The purple elf jumped out.

Xiaoyou knows this guy, this elf named Mayula with particularly sharp claws is the evolution of Niula, and now the Mayula in the dark gymnasium in the dark city of the Kanto region still uses Xiaoyou's sharp claws. The claws evolved.The ability value is very good, the attack and speed are very strong, but the resistance is a bit cruel...

By the way, Bishas's Ma Huanla

"Maxuanla, come on." Bixias waved his hand, and Maxuanla jumped to the row of elves' cages in twos and threes, and the pair of huge claws, which were disproportionately larger than their body, moved quickly. With a wave, all the railings on a large row of cages were cut to pieces, as if those railings were made of plastic.

The elves in the cage must have been captured for a long time, and the wild animals have been domesticated to a great extent. When the cages were all destroyed, it took a long time for one of them to look a little like Godzilla. The big green elf came out of the cage timidly.

"Old guy, let me show you the power of the dark ball..." Bixias grinned at the old hunter, took an empty dark ball from his chest, and threw it at the green elf. A black light was emitted from the stupid little elf, and after the elf was put into the goal, it returned to Bishas' hand with a flickering electric arc.

"This is!?" This green elf is also the best-looking in Hanta's inventory in terms of appearance, and was captured by Bishas without any resistance, and the old hunter couldn't help showing his pain Heartbroken look. "what have you done!?"

"Darkness Ball." Bishas said triumphantly to the old hunter, "This Darkness Ball can make the captured elves become evil, and then increase their strength to the limit. As for the specific effect, you will experience it yourself. Let's go..."

"Ah la la..." Xiaoyou, who was making soy sauce, opened his mouth in a daze without any image—fortunately, no one paid attention to him this time.Probably because Bixias was kind enough to explain, Xiaoyou, who had never touched the dark ball, also received the item description given by the system:

[Dark Ball: A special elf ball produced by the Rockets’ Technology R&D Department. Due to the high cost and side effects, only 6 pieces were produced, and it is owned by Xia Si, a senior cadre.Has the following characteristics:]

[Must hit: Dark Ball has a 100% capture success rate for most elves]

[Dark Amplification: Forcibly increase the potential of the captured elf to the limit, increase the full ability value of the captured elf by 30% to 300%, and at the same time reduce the lifespan of the elf depending on the degree of improvement of the elf's ability (Note: Ability increase The effect will slowly weaken with the time the elf is captured and used, and the minimum will be reduced to 01%)]

[Heart of Darkness: The captured elves become berserk, and the side effects of the skills are ignored when using skills; at the same time, the level of sanity is reduced, and the trainer can only accept vague instructions]

Damn, is this thing really going against the rhythm of the sky... Uh, no, it's not for us to show it just to make us sick, right?

"Come out—Evil Benjira!"