Pokemon the wrong way

————Complete chapter name: I would like to use the title of this chapter to commemorate the 315th chapter of Innocent Shenyin.

————True Chapter Name: Irresponsibly Harming Children. . ————

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"The big rock snake lost the ability to fight, and Shakira won! Therefore, the winner is Xiaoyou from Zhenxin Town!"

Although the Rock Snake has excellent physical defense ability, the physical defense ability is helpless for the special attack's evil wave. In addition, the defense was greatly reduced by the unexpectedly good noise attack before, and then suffered another effect There was a huge earthquake, and after being hit by the black ring energy from Shakira, the Rock Snake knelt decisively... and Dingchun, as the referee, immediately declared the end of the game impartially.

"Ahahaha! I lost, I lost!" After taking back his little elf, Uncle Tumen showed no sign of frustration, he walked up to Xiaoyou with a hearty laugh, and took out a Taoist coin from his trousers pocket. The museum badge was handed over. "There is no regret in the upright battle! This is the rock badge of the Locke Gym, accept it proudly!"

"Ah, thank you..." Xiaoyou smiled and took the badge and looked at it.This taupe badge is narrow at the top and wide at the bottom, roughly in the shape of an irregular trapezoid, with only a simple zigzag line on the top, separating a smaller trapezoid that is also not standard on the badge, which seems to be an abstraction The appearance of two rocks, one large and one small...

However, the more Xiaoyou looked at it, the more he felt that the shape of this badge was like the ninja forehead logo of Yannin Village in "Fire Beep—Ninja"...

Rock Emblem: Rock-type skill power increased by 10% / Defense +1

"Honey, I recorded all the battle just now!" Aunt Qiuzi who appeared on the sidelines at some point came over with a DV camera in her hand, "With such a wonderful video of the battle, Xia Jiang will definitely Are you impressed by our own gymnasium?"

"Hmm!" As soon as the youngest daughter of his family was mentioned, Tumen, who had just looked like a bold uncle, immediately changed into the appearance of a wretched and idiot's daughter. "But Xia Jiang will definitely think that Dad is so handsome, right! Then she will return to Dad, right!"

If that girl named Ke Xia sees Uncle you as a ghost father reserve, she will definitely hide as far away as possible.Xiao You thought to herself with a polite smile on her face.

Not calling the police with Junsha means that she still has you as a father in her heart...?

Side mission: "Sturdy as a rock!" Completed, reward defense +1, free attribute +4, skill learner, rock cut

Subsidiary task: "Burn Ojisan!" takes effect, reward +50%, changed to defense +2, special defense +1, skill learner: stone blade

——— Wave of Evil———

Due to the request of a certain daughter to accuse the uncle—a request of the level of begging and rolling on the ground—Xiaoyou set off early the next morning after resting in Locke Town for the "base camp dominated by evil forces" , "the birthplace of all evil in the world", "the place overflowing with venom and curses"... the city of Onion.

On the way, I passed a place called Xinyuchi. The elf center built here is said to be the best treatment and rehabilitation center for water elves in the city and even the world. It has the most complete diagnosis and treatment technology and facilities for water elves. condition.It is a place where many trainers who travel in the city will make a special trip.

However, Xiaoyou personally thinks that the biggest selling point here is not the treatment and rehabilitation of water-type elves, but that Ms. Joey here is also a "strange species"-she is obviously the best at treating and taking care of water-type elves. Miss, she herself is very afraid and hates water elves...

Xiao You can imagine what kind of tangled expression a certain water-type elf next to Xiaozhi will have when he sees this wonderful Miss Joy if he comes here...

Because it is free to the trainer, so the stingy principle of "free is the best", Xiaoyou also took out her water-type elf to do a full set of health checks.As a result, I really checked out the health risks of my own water elves——

"Because of its own body structure, the tyrannosaurus's head bones are denser than other parts, so without the buoyancy of water to help reduce weight, it is easy to burden the muscles of the neck and waist, so don't let it Leaving the water for too long..." Miss Joy's voice sounded a bit weird because of the thick deep-water diving suit, but in fact this Miss Joy was standing on the shore talking to Xiaoyou—no Wrong, Ms. Joy from Xinyuchi dared to approach the water-type elves through a deep-water diving suit...

"Ah, I'll pay attention to it in the future." Speaking of it, Xiaoyou has a strong sense of identity with this "extraordinary species" Miss Joy—the wet, sticky, slippery water elf is indeed not flattering, Miss Joy, we understand your difficulties!

----earthquake----

After passing through Xinyuchi, there is a desert hilly area.Xiaoyou doesn't know how this strange landform of forest on the front foot, pond on the back and desert on the back foot and Gobi landform is formed, but the whole desert looks quite barren, so curiosity and freshness are exhausted after less than 10 minutes of trekking. The exhausted pseudonymous trainer just rode the fossilized pterosaur and flew over...

And after crossing this desert, there is a seaside port city with developed industry and commerce, Qiangong City... Well, next to the desert is the seaport, don't ask Xiaoyou why, Xiaoyou doesn't know...

Although it is a big city, the Qiangong gymnasium in Qiancong City is also one of the city's signs. The location is clearly marked on the signs all over the street. Xiaoyou can easily find the gymnasium without asking passers-by.

The design of the Asahi Onion Gym is very strange.The lower half of the entire gymnasium is a three-story, pyramid-like structure, with the outer walls covered by large cyan metal plates; while buildings with more than three floors are like pyramids with their spires cut off, and then It’s like putting half of the office on the top of an office building... Such a "novel and bold" and "ingenious" idea, there are few local turtles from small towns in the countryside... Nian You said that the brains of the designers must be as smart as a hot monkey...

"Is there anyone there?" After complaining, the gymnasium battle was still going to be fought, so Xiaoyou stepped forward and knocked on the door.

"Welcome." With a young girl's voice, the steel gate automatically and slowly opened to both sides.

"Okay, all metal automatic doors..." Xiaoyou walked into the gymnasium and whispered to herself. "At least in terms of hardware equipment, Locke Gym is completely broken..."

There was no lamp lit in the all-metal gymnasium hall, and it looked very dark. I don't know if the gymnasium trainers wanted to create pressure on the trainers who came to challenge in this way.However, Xiaoyou, whose nerves have been bred to be extremely thick by a large number of strange creatures under him, did not respond at all to this, and followed the instructions of the female voice in the speaker from nowhere, along the steel pillars on both sides. Go down the wide corridor and come to the second metal door.

"Okay, please come in." Following the words of the mysterious female voice, the second metal door slowly slid open to both sides.As the spotlights came on one after another, what appeared in front of Xiaoyou was a large arena with surrounding facilities made of all metal except for the venue itself. On the opposite side of Xiaoyou, another metal door of the same kind was slowly opening. ...

Xiaoyou said that the gym trainers of the shallow onion gymnasium are more aggressive than the muscular uncles of the Locke gymnasium...

"I kept you waiting!" Out of the opened door came out a cute girl wearing a yellow dress, carrying a small satchel, and a cute short dark green hair... To be precise, it was Lolita, because she looked younger than Xiaoyou. Looks a few years younger.

"I'm the gym trainer Mikan of this Asparagus Gym!" Little Loli seemed to be trying very hard to make her demeanor look more mature, "The trainer who came to challenge is you, right?"

Xiaoyou: "..."

The little loli who calls herself Mikan: "Well, as a gym trainer, you can't escape the battle. I, Mikan, accept your challenge!"

Xiaoyou: "..."

The little loli took out the poke ball: "There are three pokemon! Only the challenger can change midway...Hey, why don't you talk?"

Xiaoyou sighed: "Little sister Ke Xia, does your family know that you have become the gym trainer of the Shallow Onion Gym?"

"Shhhhhh what Kexia!" Little Lolita couldn't even speak at once, "I don't know what Kexia is! I am the gym trainer Mikan of the Asahi Onion Gym! That's right! He sneaked out from Locke Town's house!!"

... If all the prisoners encountered during the interrogation were this type, Ms. Junsha would surely wake up laughing in her dreams, right?

"Don't hold on, kid..." Xiaoyou took out the rock badge she got from the muscular uncle: "I came from Locke Town, and I know everything I need to know..."

"Wuuu..." Ke Xiaoluoli knelt down on the ground as if discouraged, "It's rare that I made so many preparations for the gymnasium battle while Master Mikan was away..."

"Huh?" Xiaoyou keenly heard the key information in Little Lolita's words, "Is the gym trainer Mikan not here?"

"Woooo..." Little Loli ignored the puppet mother's question and continued to blame herself, "I worked so hard, I spent a whole night painting the big rock snake with waterproof paint..."

"Uh, waterproof paint?" Xiaoyou's face was dark, "Are all the trainers you challenged are idiots? No matter how you paint it, it will look different?"

"Woo..." Little Lolita was still sobbing pretendingly, "Although it's turned yellow, I can say it's a glitter elf..."

"The texture of paint is different from stone, right?" Xiaoyou sighed again: "If you want me to say, you might as well try waxing..."

"what?"

"Waxing will at most make it look smoother, and you can fool it with the excuse of 'well-maintained'," Xiaoyou said very "seriously" to the brat in front of him, "Chunchun taught", "compared to" hairy hair all over the body. Wouldn't it be much more reliable to have a sparkly elf with a pungent paint smell?"

"Oh! So that's how it was..."